Fuck you Yea Forums. You're the laughing stock of the internet. And the funniest part is you still think you scare people, just because you associate with mass shooters and spew racist, sexist, homophobic bullshit. Well you don't scare me. At all.
I'm a male webcam model on the site Flirt4Free, under the name Milton Hanson. I use pathetic incel virgin losers like you to buy whatever the fuck I want.
I'm better looking than you, richer than you and smarter than you. Basically I'm better than you in every single way. You suck and I think you're fucking pathetic.
I'm going back on cam right now so come into my room. I can't keep replying to this thread while I'm on cam, so lets see if you're brave enough to talk shit to my face. Unless you're too much of a pussy?
You can find my chatroom easy enough from what I just told you. But you're not gonna do shit because you're a pathetic incel piece of shit like the rest of the losers on this site
Nathan Rodriguez
>won’t bite You still bumped the thread fuckwit
David Price
I mean your house. Address. So I can go and say it to your face. Why say it on the internet? Let's meet face to face bro.
Jack Myers
So did you lol
Logan Perez
Are you seriously so desperate for views that you're trying to trick us into going on to your chatroom to inflate your shit views? If your dad wasn't already disappointed in you for being a faggot, then he must be now for being a shitty faggot.
Nice try bro. Ain't nobody going to spend money to see you jerk off
Elijah Davis
Hes baiting for viewvers retards
Angel Torres
Cram this into your useless fucking head, nobody cares about you.
Connor Gonzalez
Can I see your cock?
Andrew Johnson
Cock pics please
Luke Anderson
You think you're hot shit? Good for you buddy. Stroke your ego a little more. What kinda narcissistic cunt post this kinda shit (most stuff posted here is shit) this is the saddest fucking ploy to get viewers I've ever seen. Talk shit to your face to get your veiwer count up? Figured a hot shit like you wouldn't need such a pathetic method to get veiws. You posted herr hot shot so your just as much of a bitch as the rest. Get real bud, cam girl job? I aint gunna lie you get paid well, but still shows you can't do much else with your life then jerk off. Your right where you belong sport.
Juan Sullivan
Get your cock out for the lads.
Dominic Flores
Tits or get the fuck out.
And a picture of your cock.
Nathan Miller
he's on cam now wearing that same top so yeah I guess
Benjamin Garcia
Cock please or fuck off
Andrew Russell
Are you fucking psychotic? Calm the fuck down you fucking sperg just because some retard spazzes out doesn’t mean you get to do the same. Christ.
Kevin White
does he take credit or does he only take cash
Jaxson Perez
Cock faggot. I want to see your cock.
Colton Green
>We;ll need an address for where you live friend :) A bit edgy dont you think
Ryder Miller
Ask my in my chatroom and I might whip it out. Who knows
I was probably going to, but now I guess I'd better stay and keep posting new threads when this one dies because fuck you
Adam Jackson
not even the gays are interested
Alexander Jenkins
Hey faggots my name is John and I hate blah blah nigger nigger
Xavier Watson
Hmmf, i'm going to masturbate for men, there's nothing wrong with that hmmf. That's not gay, being the little girl is gay. Little girls are hell hard gay. You're the little girl not me, i'm the daddy man doing cams for Japanese men so they can copy my mannerisms. I make so much money hmmf, you must be so jealous that people pay to watch me end all possability of corporate ladderclimbing. Hmmf, i'll never be lawyer now, or pretty much anything hmmf, i'm not scared of that because I have no responsabilities hmmf, when I cum I feel furfilled. I feel totally complete alone on my webcam as women laugh at me and fat men pretend to be me to underage girls on omeagle. This is the life for me. Just jacking off. I'm a jack off. I'm not scared of you. Hmmf.
David Johnson
someone post the camwhore fag's nudes already
Mason Harris
Ok I'll bite. I just reported to f4f that your on an image board posting about get in here I'm about to fuck my 11 yo sister. Enjoy losing your paycheck my man.
Holy fuck dude, that shit almost gave me an epileptic seizure.
Evan Clark
Sharpie in the pooper or gtfo.
Adam Lewis
kek this. lets ruin this cunt. his chatrooms empty anyway
Asher Rivera
Nice, a new copypasta
Isaac Lopez
congratulations milton you just became a meme
Carter Wood
I like how it went from "I'm not scared" to silence real quick lol
Austin Ortiz
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Bad way to inflate your views, OP no one wants to see a faggot on webcam when things like grindr exist. Gay men can bust a nut with another man within an hour with relative ease, it's not the same as female camgirls that's why they're so popular. You're a man OP you can't use your body for money unless you're taking a cock, face facts. Go get a real job friend this isn't the answer
Brody Flores
Oh man /cow/ would have loved this. RIP 8ch always in our hearts. Never forgotten
Nolan Evans
Nah I literally said in my first post I can't keep talking back and forth on here because I'm on cam. Too bad you're all too pussy to talk shit to me in my chatroom because you're scared of getting roasted by my fans
Yet here you are still pathetically baiting for veiws
Cameron Taylor
Where'd you go faggot. I'm waiting for your fans to roast me
Isaiah Wilson
You know I don't get paid per view right? The number of views I get has nothing to do with how much I get paid. I'm just doing this because it's funny as hell roasting you pathetic incel keyboard warriors and watching you cry when you can't do shit about it, because you're scared my fans will roast you. Hahahah FUCK YOU Yea Forums
Just signed back in now pussy. Where you at? Oh yeah, you're a scared little keyboard warrior who can't do shit anywhere but Yea Forums. That's what I thought. You're pathetic
Charles Campbell
is he getting raided? post screenshots
Camden Wright
Is this a bait or you can only feel better by ground leveling everyone else?
Samuel Peterson
My basic purchasing process was to go to Star (with a cart I borrowed from APO) and go around buying things that were on sale that I liked. I ended up with: 2 Liters of: Cherry Coke Sprite Fresca Coke Minute Maid Pink Lemonade Coke with Lime 1 Gallon jugs of: Tropical Punch Mango Punch 64 ounce containers of: 2x Orange Juice 3x Apple Juice Utensils: 150 count bag of napkins 100 plates 2x Sour Cream and Onion Lays Chips 2x Wavy Lays Chips 2x Nutra-Grain Barrs 2x Teddy Grahams 1x Wheat Thins 1x Sun Chips 1x large bag of White Cheddar Popcorn 2x Archway Cookies Healthy food: 4x 1 lb bags of peeled carrots 2x dip for carrotts Total: $70.31 It turns out we actually had around 35-50 people at the end. The apple juice seemed less popular -- 2.5 bottles of apple juice left (0.5 consumed). There was about 0.5 carton of orange juice left (1.5 consumed). The mango punch was unopened, but the tropical punch was mostly consumed. The carrots seemed to be popular -- there were only a few left in the last bag. The cookies and teddy grahams were finished (though I think some of the teddy grahams might have been taken home at the end). A little bit of the chips and crackers remained, but were mostly finished. Compared to last year's snacks.txt file, there seems to be a lot more food. On the other hand, last year we had a low turnout. The quantity of food last year was also of the "get some food and sit down" variety, whereas this year, there was clearly enough for people to repeatedly get more. Most of the tour takers stayed until the end. It's possible the food helped. jis also focused on computer-related things this year (ending around 12:30 AM or 1 AM), whereas last year he started telling random stories, so it's possible that the differing stories helped keep the tour takers as well.
I think I made him mad with the calling mommy bit. Shame. Well that killed 15 minutes of my life. Back to making money
Isaiah Williams
>But you're not gonna do shit ok then, so what's your home address then?
Jaxon Carter
You act like people are dumb lol you're trying to increase your traffic and the more people you have in the room, the higher it gets pushed up on the "list of people live" or whatever it is, making it seen by more random people. No wonder you're a wannabe camwhore, you're the type that thinks they're clever when they really aren't. Get the things you want through manipulation because you can't based on your own skill/merit. It's classic
Jaxson Jenkins
PM me for OP address
Jace Bell
What did you hope to accomplish with this? OH SHIT BOIS Yea Forums GETTING SHUT DOWN BECAUSE SOME AUTIST DOESNT LIKE US
Brandon James
Lol
Ayden Torres
SHOW COCK OR GTFO FAGGOT
Blake Nguyen
This is one hell of a way to plug your stream, bro. Good shit!
Asher Reed
Yea Forums can never die, only the actors that play the great evil can die
Sebastian Howard
Let me just make sure i got this OP dumb bitch. Your getting salty cus we dont fall for your bait? I can't stop coming back to this post just cus your ass to funny.
Hunter Long
Your efforts are in vain, granting that this isn’t bait, your attempt to alleviate them from their controllers is noble. They will forever remained brainwashed
dude i told you before, you need to work on your social media marketing because calling Yea Forumstards incels is not going to result in people paying to see your skinnyfat white ass on a grainy webcam
Anthony Cook
Absolutely fucking based
Wyatt Richardson
based on what?
Juan Davis
>flexes about being a camwhore a little unusual but to each his own I suppose
Logan Nguyen
Who are you quoting?
Owen Nelson
are you retarded or just pretending?
Carter Edwards
lmfao
Oliver Robinson
what? you said based but didn't say on what retard
God damn you are retarded OP. Why the fuck you come on here talking shit then act like you come here all the time
Chase Bell
>he thinks greentexts have to quote someone you can leave anytime redditor
Liam Reyes
You get my point. Either use it for quoting or get the fuck out.
Parker James
Thats mean. Dont be mean.
Lucas Sanchez
>proper use of greentext Imagine being so autistic and sad that you debate the use of greentext on fucking Yea Forums, the biggest shitpost board of all time
Alexander Walker
I like how you're unironically using Yea Forums and hiding behind a shield of irony 24/7 instead of getting on other boards.
if you’re smarter than us why are you a webcam model what the fuck you’re clearly not rich because no normal person jerks off to men you rely on fags
Oliver James
I can guarantee you unironically use ED and then claim to be le oldfag.
Owen Harris
>ousts himself as summer >I've been here since *insert google search results here* You were still in your dad's balls in 2005, shut the fuck up you toddler retard.
We're going to need a bigger hook for all this bait.
Anthony Myers
Imagine thinking anyone actually cares
Alexander Roberts
You're part of what's ruining Yea Forums you retard. You can't pick up on bait and then pretend you're not a teen on summer break. You'll keep using this shitty board after your freetime is over and then pretend you were always here. Fuck off teen.
You let some guy on a webcam put that up for you so you could type whats on OP's message. well played bro, well played. all this nerds are falling for it.
Lucas Roberts
ok clown
Chase Jones
>been here since 05 >still can't comprehend the use of greentexts based and retarded
Cute. I was just in a private show for a good 30 minutes, getting paid a fuck load of money. Is that how long it took you to make that image?
Tyler Watson
these*
Thomas Parker
is this the new meme template and we can retire john?
Josiah Cook
>You can't pick up on bait There he is Fucking disingenuous brain dead zoomers trying to impress everyone with their 4th channel lurking. Get the fuck out.
>30 year old zoomer so dumb, i know u have your place on my board but tone it down please.
Luke Richardson
How else will we know how cool they are being on Yea Forums 5 years before they were actually born?
Levi Cruz
What is this place? This is fucking hilarious lmfao
Caleb Jones
>I'm better looking than you, richer than you and smarter than you. Basically I'm better than you in every single way
If you aren't inferior and insecure you would not need to prove yourself to people in the internet. You are brainwashed by Kikes.Lot of dumb people are.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Alexander Sanders
"wE'rE gOnNa gEt YoU Yea Forums uSeR." Loving all the empty threats flying around in my room right now lmao. FUCK YOU Yea Forums
Luis Johnson
In the MKULTRA experiments, the CIA dosed unwitting subjects with LSD to see how they would react.
What has not yet come to light is that MKULTRA was an intra-agency project.
The CIA created new departments within the CIA, and fed them steady doses of LSD, and other psychoactives to see how the departments would diverge, and mutate away from normal departments.
Whole projects and hierarchies were created. With everybody involved, being more or less, unwittingly under the influence of LSD.
This is how the "restraint bed portals" and "flesh interfaces" were first created - i.e. from a heavily psycho-mutated hierarchy.
The entire thing had to be eliminated, but the technology it created has been revolutionary.
Julian Morales
What's gonna happen in 25 mins, loser? Nothing? Yeah that's what I thought
Christopher Barnes
stop being poor OP. you can't even afford a lamp? nor an HD cam? who the fuck is going to want to see your grainy fucking 2fps dimly lit stream, not to mention how ugly you are to boot. really it's just quite sad, actually. quite pathetic.
Ian Davis
no u.
Aaron Lopez
is this whole thread full of b8er, please stand up cause i cant tell, its either really high quality or the normalfags have started to peek in after the happening.
i'm not gonna watch your shitty stream. nice try though.
Asher Peterson
In Vietnam, the U.S. government tried to pacify the country village by village using the Strategic Hamlet Program, basically creating villages where there was no or little Viet Cong influence.
They tried more extreme experiments where they completely isolated villages or groups of villages, allowing absolutely nobody to enter or exit for periods of up to four years.
In some of the villages, people simply starved to death.
In other, more self sufficient villages, the people managed to scrape by.
It was noted that in many of the villages where this technique was tried, messianic or millenarian movements sprang up.
In 16 separate incidences, villages were able to independently invent "flesh interfaces" and "non-electrical portals", and it was surmised that these villages were being collectively dosed with LSD for long periods of time, and their intellectual mutations allowed for these 'advances'.
The flesh interfaces were eventually destroyed by the North Vietnamese Army at a terrible cost in lives.
Owen Brooks
Lol
Gabriel Mitchell
No answer to this still :( Too bad
James Martin
Male Webcam Model LOL >Says fuck you Yea Forums when he realizes Yea Forums not real Faggots just call themselves fags Go suck a dick we know thats how you fudgepackers make a living
I'm surprised they used nuclear subs in the Falklands, considering the battle's proximity to the undersea incident zone surrounding the so-called Artigas portal.
As I understand it, the portal was opened because of experiments taking place in the CIA's antarctic station in the early 80s, and Falklands quickly became a center for portal research.
Being underwater, the portal had an enormous incident zone, and segmented whales and other undersea debris would regularly wash up on the islands' shores.
They found one whale that had been segmented cleanly in half by an incident zone disturbance, proving a perfect cross section of the creature.
They also found hundreds of the "chitinous cruciform" creatures, certainly non-terrestrial in origin.
Anyways, if a nuclear sub had wandered into the incident zone, it could have been disastrous, but I guess they considered the risk acceptable.
Oh good the freak with a sonic fetish is in my room now lmao. You're all fucking pathetic. I'd be embarassed if I was you. No wonder everybody laughs at you
The Soviets designated large portions of the Ukraine countryside as "harvest populations."
Basically, their food and water supplies were dosed with LSD until they had achieved what the Soviets called "integration".
This meant that the local populations had independently invented flesh interfaces.
The Soviet army would then quarantine the area and try to remove the flesh interfaces for their own use.
This was usually without success and with great loss of life.
Many of the soldiers and scientists were segmented, as often happens in an incident zone. So they ended up with people missing limbs, cut in half, etc. What's interesting is that the people could live for quite some time despite segmentation.
This is what led the Soviets to believe that their missing body parts still existed albeit in some unknown place. So one one of the leading theories of the time was interdimensionality.
Quite mistaken.
Jacob Green
we did it boys the thread has hit the bumplimit. thank you all for your participation
Lucas Lewis
Cool, guess I'll just make a new one. I can troll you fucking incels all night
Jeremiah Hall
Wait so is op paying this guy to say that?
Luis Hernandez
doesn't really feel like a victory yet.
Liam Torres
Finally a voice of reason and sanity in this place.
Jayden Hughes
Dubai probably has the highest rate of free-floating non-interface incidents of any major metropolitan area in the world.
In one incident, a large group of migrant workers was segmented in an underground facility.
Perfect cross-sectional segmentation along the frontal plane.
You could see their lungs working, food being digested, blood pumping on the inside of the heart, everything.
They live for almost 5 months in this condition.
Absolutely fascinating to see in person.
There was also a group of school children who were very slightly segmented, just ends of fingers and bits of the calves and such.
Hardly fatal wounds, yet they all died within 2 months.
Some showed signs of intellectual mutation.
There are no known flesh interfaces in Dubai.
However, it is surmised that the architecture is actually based on interface geometry and carries some latent interface-like power.
Mass segmentations remain one of the most mysterious aspects of the interfaces. They seem to show that the interfaces do indeed concentrate on flesh, living up to their name.
