If we met somewhere irl, how would you react?

If we met somewhere irl, how would you react?

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I'd look at you like "wtf is wrong with you bro" and say something like "get some mens clothes faggot. those shorts look gay"

Yep that's a pretty typical reaction

I would probably just keep walking

That's rude

I would be blown away and ask how it’s possible to have legs that give off such an intense hypnosis of bliss. You just made my day with this thread. God damn those legs are a blessing. I’m a straight guy and wish I had legs like that

Why?

You're straight and you wish you had legs like mines?

Did you photoshop your head on a girl’s body?

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i'd probably briefly wonder why this guy is wearing such inappropriately high shorts then carry on my merry way

Give you a sandwich and some pants

Nope

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You look stupid in than shorts

Whatever, I really like them

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personally I would punch you as hard as I can. And then excuse myself, help you up, after a minute I would hut you in the balls (if available) but with the force of 20 suns

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I'd kick your ass

Whats your tostesterone count user?

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I don't know, how do I know that? (tbh I hope it's the lowest possible that is still not unhealthy)

When you slurp nig cock behind the Dairy Queen dumpster, do you get paid more if you swallow the creamy seem?

I don't get anything extra for swallowing semen, except maybe not getting beaten

I can’t appreciate perfect legs as a straight dude? I wish a bad those legs so bad

Liking them is one thing, wanting them is another. You have no idea how many comments you would get (provided you didn't hide them is long pants)

It's true though. You look like a faggot. At some point you will get raped and murdered.

I would really enjoy the compliments bc I would be wearing really tight short jorts

I'd say about 5% of the comments are compliments.

In that scenario I would make an offer to the rapist to save him a murder and instead he could gain a subject he can rape anytime he wants

That’s 5% more good comments than I get on my normal white hairy legs. I get no insults but that’s just as bad bc that means nobody even notices my legs. My legs aren’t even worth the energy to mock.

You sound like you're the same type of attention whore as I am, just in a (much) earlier stage

they really show off your hairless soy legs

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When your dad molested you when you were a child and stuck his fingers inside you did you secretly enjoy it?

It did not happen, but I wish it did happen (not with my father though)

Well just shake your hand and move on.
Unless you offer a beer or two.

I would say "Damn you're that dude who shitposts about wearing women's shorts on Yea Forums all day"

laugh at you with my gf

Do you ever take any new pics? Take a pic of your kneecap right now.

More.

I would wrap you in a blanket, comfort you, assure that whoever dressed you will NOT get away with this hate crime.

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I would most likely kick you as hard as possible. Your incessant posts are annoying, to say the least.