Bitch is looking to get my cash what should I say

Just be completely honest with her. You're flat broke, unemployed and live with your degenerate parents who never taught you how to survive in this world

I want to believe she's genuinely looking for a meaningful relationship but at the same time, flatout asking for money before you guys are even dating is Very sus. Plus she's got mad hoodrat energy so I wouldn't really put gold digging past her. It's either this or slinging rock on the street corner/being a mouth for hire

Yeah it's legit. I work long hours doing inspection at a concrete paving plant so I flirt online all day and then this watched headed hoe comes in begging for free shit. So let's fuck with her

Easy way to figure this out. Are you black or white, OP? If you're white then she is definitely gold digging

ask for a picture to see if all your money is well invested

Fuck that dumb nigger

What do niggers always have such stereotypical nigger names?

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just tell her you want pussy and nothing else

Nice fucking grammar by the sheboon. Life time earning potential? 50 cents.

Because they are named by niggers of course

Cash app bitches ask dozens of people for money daily maybe even hundreds its their actual job if you call it that they prey on the weak they have dozens of thirsty dudes they message daily asking for cash fuck that bitch running game tell her suck you up then you'll cash app her enough for a little ceasers hot n ready

...

Go to coffee with this girl. Go armed just in case

tell her
your name looks like your dad smashed his hand on the keyboard in the hospital - and then he went.

Message this

You want cash I want ass help me help you let me hit and I'll cash app you what I think the ass is worth if not find another sucker

Tell her to fuck off

Tell you you have money in a Nigerian bank you can give her you just need to have her western union you $5000 so you can pay the lawyer fees to transfer her 2 mil.

Call her a spooky scary gay ass nigger

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you realize this is a bot right?

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Don’t you think a bit would actually use an attractive girl and not some run down skank as a profile pic?

yes? Ive seen it

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Why the fuck would you even want to sugar daddy for that ugly slut? There's plenty of dumb but hotter girls that you could sugar daddy for.

Lmao fuckin madman

I don't want to. I'm just saying shit to keep her interested so we can fuck with her

I don't I'm just saying that to keep her around so we can fuck with her

If this is a bot I am impressed, the context of her messages is way too good.

Not a bot, there's thousands of girls on facebook using that app begging and asking for money

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nah, biig dick vibes not getting suckered by a skank.

>Wants free cash
>Looking for a sucker
>Find another sucker

Kek she mad

OP just say " k bye"

Not yet

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Literally not even worth it. Tell her to go fuck herself. Pussy for money. If she's actually that broke she'll come back to you.

Have you ever talked to a female in your life?

damn bruh you were on some big dick energy shit. now you just look like a fucken clown

>"looking for a real man who ready for a real woman"
>literally has nothing to offer
>is literally begging for money
bitches ain't shit my friends

Extremely pathetic. I hope you're trying to make it look bad

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think not

Useless bitch cant even trade the only commodity she has of any worth for food, what a waste of oxygen. Offer her a job application.

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You're a pussy

Yeah I'm just trying to keep her around for the luls so what do we say next

How much is entertainment worth to you? Send her .99 and tell her to order off the dollar menu

You are the biggest pussy ever tell that bitch to get a job or some education

Totally worth the .99 for sure lmao

No wonder she's asking you for money. You're such a pussy you'll give it to her without getting anything in return.

OP isnt a fag for once.

The fucking nerve of this whore. Wants money but wont show a picture of her ass. How much does the cunt want?

This

I'm not giving this ratched hood skank anything just telling her what she wants to hear to waste her time once I get her cash app info I'll share it for you awesome degenerate to do with as you want.

dude, are you stupid?? He's obviously fucking with here for the lulz, and more power to him.

Continue on, mighty user. Wind this bitch out as far as humanly possible. The supreme goal would be a pic of her with her shoe on her head

The thread is dead now.

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download the app, send her a screenshot of u having the app, then inch out a pic you fucking cuck. get a timestamped pic of her tits, and if she's not game you just hard cut communication because she's not going to play ball. get her to invest time, foot in the door style.

That was obviously to get her to keep talking to him you degenerate

Yes... here we go

Make her walk you through how to download and install the app, but make it increasingly annoying. Bitch going to think she has your cash but you are going to drag it out for an hour before you say you're not sure about transferring money.

Are real black people like this? I'm disgusted.

Send her money then charge back.

kek

And to ad more shit when they finally find that men who treats them with respect and shit they just cheat him with Jamal claiming they needed more attention etc.

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Where we at OP?

>qweshay
hard abort

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Check facebook white girls use this like crazy especially on Instagram how dumb are you thinking this is a bigger only thing

Pls, ask her for some fried chicken and some delicious watermelon as dessert.

At least $50????? For a snatch shot maybe, but I imagine her vageen is all messy and fucked up like her face.

Send 50c

At least 50 lmao fuckin sluts

Ask her how many suckers she's conned out of cash or tell her shit 10 bucks for her to suck you off sounds fair

for 50 bucks you should be getting some sheboon doodoo puss

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oh shit

here we go baby

honestly

You are a pussy, just abandon the thread.

Kek. Shoe on the head.

that whore is disgusting and you are pathetic for entertaining her. yall are equals

The hoe economy has really gotten expensive

She wants 50 bucks for...nothing?

Its actually worse, its Laqwesha.

not a bot; would actually be attractive.

>people with shoe on head must be real.

This tell her prove she's real pic of shoe on head

Bumb 4 shoe on head

Lmao I love getting this response from these hoes, hopefully she hears it 40 times a day and realizes how absolutely scummy her life is and does some self improvement, but who am I kidding she will find her beta bitch enabler that keeps us all collectively on this carousel of insanity.

fuck that. don't send this bitch nothing. that app sounds so jank it's probly coded poorly. send that bitch a negative amount. it might work.

If its the same black whore in the pic with a shoe on her head why wouldn't it be real who catfishes using an ugly black whore pic tbh use ur fuckin head m8

Cash App is a legit app, she's what is not legit here.

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im impliciting it is real learn to read behind the lines and also you are right too

As advanced as AI has come, it still is nowhere near smart enough to decipher niggerbabble, nevermind intimate it.

ahhh.... I see you've taken my advice. I was literally about to go mow the back yard, but now I'm obligated to stay here and see how this goes. God speed, user....

op, u fuckin rule

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russian hackers, pure gold

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

holy shit it made me choke up my food

fuck off buzz fuckuintheassington

Damn can you at least try this with a girl who doesn't look like hot garbage

Russian bot? Fuck, this nigger is a dude

>no shoe
Ask Sergey if he can’t afford them

>hey sexy
op get some standards

someone's got a hair trigger today. just enjoy this this shitpost thread for the glorious shitposting it is. lighten up dude.

Okay guys mark this date down August 6th 2019 at 6:29 central time op has delivered.

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Post her number. I want to send her money.

Okay guys my job here is done it is almost 6:30 and I'm off work so I can't keep fucking off your with you guys while I'm on the clock hope you enjoyed the thread.

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kek he did it, now tell him to show dick

i said fuck off bitch nutz

It's off a hook-up app. Called blender she posted her cash app handle in one of the screenshot I put on

How the fuck animals text now

That is one ugly dude.

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give her some money

Are you going to give her the $100?
I hope so.

Fuckin gold she put a chancla on her head

Hell no I actually work for my money maybe if I sat around and begged it off dudes Weiss at home fucking welfare then I'd be willing to part with it easily but not for some ratchet hoe

I can't believe this worked. I thank you for the lulz. Are you planning to ghost, drop the hammer, or keep it going????

Thanks. Will do.

I'm not planning on doing anything with her tonight I'm actually getting off work so I'm going to go home and do something productive

That's not fair to the garbage to compare it to this knuckle dragger.

Tell her the joke's on her, you just wanted to see how desperate she is for money and the monkey definitely danced for it

I'd fuck her.

Cool we live in the same time zone

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Yep I am in the Twin Cities. Specifically Saint Paul and I'm pretty sure this little hood-rat lives in Brooklyn Park which is the ghetto area of Minneapolis

gold diggers should be required to be treated as less than human.
You want cash? Be prepared to be treated like a whore.
Simple.

Nice. I'm stuck here in Illinois. I'd say try and fuck her, but she definitely needs a paper bag

It’s a ghetto suburb but calling it part of Minneapolis is a stretch. It’s separated from north Minneapolis by 94. Fucking hated working in Brooklyn Park for a bit.

Yeah but everything is one big blob that I concider everything in the 694/494loop to be the twin cities and Brooklyn Park is its ass hole

here we go again

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God damn five head lookin bitch

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Legendary y thread first time I've seen one deliver

its how old Yea Forums used to be before everything turned into a pol thread

Yeah, /pol/ is the problem and not 3/4 of threads being porn related. Yea Forums always hated nigs. Deal faget

I can't believe this thread actually delivered. First time I've ever seen it happen.

Today, OP was not a faggot. Thanks man.

You really dropped the ball on potential gold

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Legendary request and save

Qweshay is the feminized version of Qwerty. Sharing the nugget of Yea Forumstruth.

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once someone posted that I should get a her to take a pic with a shoe on her head that became my goal so I had to do some damage control to try and string her along to the point of getting that pic. I regret nothing. I am a golden god. Only poster has delivered in a extremely long time.

August 6th, 2019, OP was NOT a faggot

it was me, and I thank you for it. I regret nothing. Well done, sir

LONG LIVE QUEEN QWESHAY THE BLACK RUSSIAN HACKING PRINCESS OF CASH APP

Well since you still here do you want to see screen caps of the fall out after I stopped responding to her

what would you have had him do differently, I might ask? I thought he navigated back from the "coworker grabbed my phone" moment quite beautifully

I didn't not mow my yard for nothing, let's see it

Jesus she is ugly.

Yes!

I was expecting more of a chimp out. But it what it is

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dude you fuckin suck. no amount of pp touching is worth debasing yourself like that. chin up king.

Good night and God bless you Yea Forums can be a beautiful place sometimes

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tell her how fucking ugly she is and how stupid she is for thinking you'd give a disgusting nigger like her any money

>morer

Fuck my life man...... jesus christ

you madman

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get to know the nigette morer my man

>USA
Please more mass shooting

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dance, puppet, dance..... good times. Thanks for that.

Shit had my sides in orbit

Caltrans? What district? District 9 reporting

try this
youtu.be/9PyNlSztFq4

Tell her you'd pay a cool few hundred to shoot one in her dumper

She actually seems to be a genuinely nice chick.. Not my type physically but it seems she has a good attitude

This bitch shilling hard for this app company damn

Went from based to faggot, now you look like a lying beta pervert instead of a normal pervert

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> reciprocation
> du fuck
Come on she can barely structure a incoherent sentence. You can't use big words and expect a Nigger to understand

> let me hit

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>I'm not at home now but
>But

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Fucking begging for cash online. Lame. She should cam and at least work for her money.

he got the W, user, read the whole thread before you open your mouth. Shoes were placed on heads....

winrar

Send me

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Not like she has anything else to offer

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This!

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youtube.com/watch?v=L9jKC2sxsGs
>>be me
>>be reading this thread while listening this song by coincidence.
>>best day ever

i LOVE YOU OP

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Thank god. Proud of you, OP.

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If you hit it bro creampie her

if Yea Forums was more like this I would be proud to associate myself with this place instead of being annoyed every time i come on. Good job OP, may there be more like you

worst thread i've ever seen if i'm being honest