They should train Amerimutt cops to do this. Also random webm thread

They should train Amerimutt cops to do this. Also random webm thread.

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and this.

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woah

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im not too sure that's going to work with American cars made within the last like 50 years. we actually make quality windshields.

that man would likely end up with broken knee's hips, anus, and fly over the roof.

Train them to be in the circus?

kek

Not to mention that someone trying to get away wouldn't slow down.

Maybe if the Russians spent less time doing stupid circus tricks, they could actually arrest the oligarchs and criminal organizations that break all their laws.

This is actually why Russian cars can't be sold in the west. They can't pass simply safety regulations. How the fuck does glass that can be kicked in by a dude keep you safe in an accident that generates thousands of times the force?

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pretentious cucks

I'll take your gator and raise you a swan.

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Oh dear.

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>childabuse.mp4
le kek

or just bring a fucking ladder...

wtf is happening there?

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How most women react to my cock and cum facials

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Nerve Gas

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>this
^this is your brain on nerve gas. Don't do it kids...

ITS A SWAN YOU CUNT

No because we have ladders

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go wash the smegma off your dick kid

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>loss of motor control
Yep, definitely nerve gas

they see me rollin'

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youtube.com/watch?v=-2KESCbW_-E

Niggers on Ice
>legit the best gay anime we have

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Actually good parenting. Didnt abuse the kid and the kid learned not to fuck around when its time to eat.

Nice trips.

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It's a standard tactic from hundreds to potentially thousands of years ago known by everyone.

did he just shit and explosion?

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neilpartickharris.jpg
>cursed kek

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they need this guy to fight the emus

this guy is my fav, kinda like what I do everytime a retarded liberal tries to fling their bullshit at me.

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"Jesus will Judge you!" shirt and beating people down.. ok

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This is from a movie. Notice all the casuals across the street observing.

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this looks like something that would be in an action movie

Have you seen American cops?
Half of them would require a forklift to make the 2nd stor[e]y window

Look at those virgin Eurocucks who do nothing to stop him. Goddamn, I love being an American

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holy shit they knocked out the whole fucking block

>we actually make quality windshields.
eeeeeeeeh

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nothing to see here... just a pair of niggers beating a white soyboy to death

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kek'd

also, just use a fucking ladder

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Why not just go balls deep and open her up?

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>how to tell which of your kids is the most retarded

What a fucking CHAD

Damn. Nature's rough

jesus whipped a bunch of kikes out of a temple, just following in his footsteps

Nononono fuck you for posting this. FUCK man I hope you rot.

Dat realization of the survivor

Okay Ivan the Russian. We know life is hard in liberal Moscow for a Stalinist like you.

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>but last time i checked the commandments said no killing, yet the church butchered the sandniggers in the holy land.

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Well don't attack people who will kick your ass. Dumb fuck

gave em' too much nerve gas obviously

>spin kick

is that retard speak for round house kick?

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Who ever is doing that shit deserves to be tortured for the rest of their life
Subhuman fucking trash

They're too fat

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agree

>yet the church butchered the sandniggers in the holy land.
as if that's a bad thing

True.

You, sir, are a moron.

Deus Vult, pussy.

underrated

>auto glass has stayed the same for 40+ years
>oh wait no it hasn't

eeeeeeeh you're retarded and incredibly biased towards your own beliefs to the point you don't even deserve to be here ehhhhEEEhhhh EEEEEEEEHhh

god I want this civil war already, i want to put a fucking bullet in stupid faggots like this

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>You, sir,
fuck off back to re ddit soynigger

nigger

Yep. A moron.

Thought this was a girl but those hands do not fucking lie. What has happened to white men.

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Nice one. So creative.

love it when food cooks itself

Carfag reporting in, windscreens and windows have indeed gotten a whole shit load better in the last 50 years

Cuck boyfriend was rubbing her tits

He shot the bow instead of shooting an arrow

That is a man laying next to her. Watch it again you perv.

They didn't need to do a thing, he did it all.

hypocrisy at its finest, your shitty one liner is used by every cocksucker on the internet.

baaaaack to reddit

Stupid woman, she should have shouted at them first, then began to hit them at the spine where they are weak. If you cant restrain your dogs, you have no business walking outside with them.

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You're on to talk. takes on to know one, summerfag

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Fuckin lost

why the fuck does he do that for?

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Nice, bbc and the discovery channel have better cum shots than pornhub

t. reddit

That's some serious nerve gas

I wouldn't mind licking her myself.

kek

>crunch

>wagegap.webm

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Two dogs up for decapitation, and one fat cunt up for a beating.

jesus h kek
/thread of the day

She wanted equality...

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awww how cute.

>How most women react to my cock and cum facials
I think this is more like it

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>"i'm sorry officer! so sorry! the nervegas made me do it!",

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To prove it's a real loaded gun that actually works

>isthisloss.jpg
kek lost

Hahqha fuck nigger and nigglets

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Damn fine shot.

Damn that's pretty efficient.

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Hell at least everything is still attached kind of.

I've dealt with truck tyres before, they're serious fucking business and people die fucking with them.

kek

Maybe it was self-defense

'Amerimutt'? Awww....sounds like someone needs a hug and a 'Feel Good' button.

Face it, the only country that stands to even compare is the UK, Israel, and Germany. Everywhere is is pretty much a shit hole, or so badly cucked by their own people they've become ineffective as individual countries.

I love the taste of sweet jealousy....

I really wanna know what that sounds like from inside the car

looks like my average drive by Wendy's to me...

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damn Nature! you scary as fuck!

>basically that one Children of Men scene, long story short.

He got life plus 419 years.

Are you seriously that fucking triggered over windshields
Damn
That's fucking sad as fuck.

Probably scared of all those armed people attacking his or her car.

Badass
>But most countries can afford to give them extension ladders...

>who look like they just came from KFC
lol kek

>Thesouthwillriseagain.webm

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Something about being an hero in front of his ex wife

Look closer. The glass doesn't shatter; it buckles and comes out around the edges. Which is exactly what an american made windshield would do and is as per design.

>incidentally, if in a sinking car that you weren't able to get the windows down before the electric motor shorted, you can kick out the windshield but you need to aim for the edges, otherwise you just put your foot through and make a small hole.

Niiiiiigger reddit

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little piece of shit

Fucker. Turtlebro trusted you.

what is that ?

Drop and do the Boogie Woogie like these two.

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>see you soon

That guy is great. Where is this from?

Father conquered, child obeyed

nerve gas

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The guy stepped on Trump's foot. That is why they both had a reaction.

Deary me.

Dude's cheating, he's only gotta lift half the weight

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batman would never do that.

Phone are expensive y'a know. He probably took a credit and give that to his grandchildren

Seen that coming

Mutts been smoking weed

lay off the soymilk loser

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Worth it, they deserved that

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looks like alexa's home security protocols got a little bit more advanced

nobody cared about your post, user. Here, have a (you) from me.

The sheep is smarter than the herder...get off the road!

made me think of this

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"NOOOoNOooNOOO FREED NOO; WHERE DID YOU G-"

>life plus 419 years.
Plus plenty of throbbing prison cock

physically cringed irl, your penis must be pretty small to spark this level of insecurity

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woah.. powerful

The US can afford ladders

So much for flour being vegetarian.

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This is when ones super heroes suit won't help you

yeah, but it's a niglet, so who cares

In that case, the solution is clearly a catapult

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shoulda swiveled around and mowed them all down. could have made good rekt gore.

Gay pride riot?

It doesn't happen like it does in that video, aspy.

duck you, fur faggot

neat

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>pepe scares kids
kek

best laugh in weeks, thanks mate

reptiles and birds are immune to chili, capsaicin is a mammal specific irritant

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I fucking love this one.

why does this remind me of the tunnel chase from Terminator?

I like the way he keeps it together, wonder if he used a visualisation technique?

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Good. Stupid Trump-loving little bitch.

i likr how the kangaroo is just like 'dafuq man'

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>re ddit
it's reddit, you're not on /pol/

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Sugar rush, or booze?

wtf bruh

how about both?

Sugar rush

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School shootings

Split rim tires should never be worked on outside of a tire cage.

Oh you mad mad huh
Trump 2020 already in the bag enjoy 4 more years

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The commandment is not to murder.
Killing can often be justified as defense or punishment.

autistic niggers more like it

Yeah some old farmer dude brought us some ancient split rim tractor wheels with tyres on once and asked us to change them, we said no, way too sketchy even in a cage

Both, I've done this a few times myself

Foam to suffocate male chicks. More humane than a grinder.

This is what happens when you don't let the dog join in.

you mix coke with beer?

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I've also thrown shapes like that bear lol

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poor fucking dog hahaha

It is a military demonstration

i dare somebody to mix blue ribbon pabst, vodka, and a monster and chug that stuff

Typical conservative

Don't they pass through unharmed?

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you can see a dart in his leg

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>turn around, don't drown
looks like this idiot didn't take some advice

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that's a hen tho

Rundunanana.webm

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>natural selection
Tell me he doesn't look like a lemming driving over the edge

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Cat food

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>Mentally traumatizing a child
>Actually good parenting.
This will fuck the kid for life.

>western feminists take note
Fucking dangerous to be a Chinese woman. It's almost like the Entire Universe has it out for Chinese females

kækked

Hahahaha...me too!

I hate Trump, but that makes more sense than him being that much of a dick.

seriously, why don't we hire people who are not mentally retarded to protect us?

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Because we ARE mentally retarded

Im glad he put this mafia fag in his place.

>modern women
no thanks

This is playing. They don't want to hurt the goose.

rofl

>yeah I see that old gift
>gonna pull my shirt down over my bare ass
>I'm starter than that!
>or not...!

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The goose won't hurt them ethier

It's from Vietnam

Props to that guys. Give the fuckers a shock, they'll know their place for at least 24 hours

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kek

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Is that a hole, is that a hole?...oh fuck it a hooooooole......

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"now THIS IS podracing!",

THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEEEAAN?!!

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wtf this is why im scared of the ocean

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Worst Blowjob Ever

>one fat cunt up for a beating.
I would gun down her with the dogs.

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thats a big snek

and nice dubz

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sauce

was there an underwater clip of this?

sauce??

Only from the dolphins point of view

No clue

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>snek squad unite!

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thought there was a suba diver clip where a dolphin started fucking one of them in the ass

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I'm okay with this.

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CRAWWWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

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>nigger be like: aw shit here we go again...
>white guy: you picked the wrong house fool!
>fuck this shit, i'm outta here nigga!

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Might get lucky, someone might have it lol.

lemme guess... nerve gas?

Doggo's are the best

sweet doge

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Congrats, you mentally ill faggot, on your permanent open wound. We need to pump up the suicide numbers above 40%.

Think the head was cut/ripped off by a bird of prey.

Hehe

>nigga, u gay

looks like eternal bleeding