Will someone please impregnate me

3D models don't count.

post bob bitch lasagna

White (inb4 mutt)
62cm, 50kg
I'm a little shy and awkward. I want to be a tradwife.

you are not woman tranny

>62 cm
>50 kg

Tantalizing offer

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Women have no passions nor hobbies

Hahahaha
Post pic

She seems passionate about getting impregnated. That might be considered a hobby as well.

Taking a load in your boipussy doesn't make a baby so no, no one can impregnate you.

Once I cum once, twice and thrice I will lose the sluttiness and I will start to get bored if the other person has nothing to offer

>62cm, 50kg
>2.5 feet
>110lb
What???

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>62cm, 50kg
162 you mean?

Blonde, brunette?

Brunette

Why would you say so? I disagree

Lmao, trannies BTFO.
Science/Biology/Normies +1

Name on passion woman have that isn't shopping or consuming

Long hair or short hair?
You like sweets?

No the 62cm was accurate. It's an ugnaut.

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Because men has a range of hobbies often in contrast between each other like computers vs sport
Women instead are just all plain makeup and that's it
Even trannies once they transition lost every passion to conform to the souless "hobbies" you have

This but unironically.

post hand

I would beat the shit out to earn her

You can't get pregnant from getting fucked in the ass faggot

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Long hair
Stop being such a leaf

Holy shieeeet, based!

Huehuehue

based, fuck leafs

Sounds good. Fan of long hair here.

Niceee.

Clown world

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My sister is an avid violinist.

Woah! Where am I? I was on 4channel and now I’m... here.

Yea Forumstards are going to be extremely surprised to find a thread on this shitty board that isn’t just porn.

Not all of us are that retarded. The normiekikes are, though.

>normiekikes
It really makes you forget it's summer when you spend your time on blue boards

Why am I on Yea Forums

...

So he is shopping for violns and outfits to wear on stage ALL THE TIME
Men 1 - Women 0

you got moved by mod

Are you a midget?

are you really a midget? that's cute.

Go to bed, Faith.

Sure send me address

Show us your tits if you’re truly a femenon

Just show us your hand and we’ll judge whether on not you’re worthy.....

tits and timestamp or gtfo

This

what was that?

id rather ask your sister out.
she sounds cooler and isn't begging for cum on Yea Forums.
she probably has better traditional values than you.
damn ur sister is fit m8

Where do you live? Country? And post pics do we can further discuss if you are worth impregnating.

I don't know
Isn't your son fucking and pleasuring you enough?

How did you know my name?!

literally this

Stop larping and post tits already.

Ugh. This is why dating in your 30s sucks ass. The bitches either have kids already or want you to put a kid inside her.

NOT interested.

Hell no! Not if some user on here can dox me!

I WILL MY QUEEN

So u going to like show a pic? Or you larping

F

I highly doubt that this person even knows who you are. Listen, it was more than likely a funny coincidence. Anyways if you are OP just post your hand. I’ll still cum to it and I’ll still be bad afterwards.

If only you weren't in burgerland perhaps we could plough the wheat fields. Also tits or gtfo

lower your standards

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Huh, don’t really know what I’m looking at here.

I was answering dudes
Lmao you met boring women
I used to play music and still do by time to time, hike and climb in mountains and am a cinema lover. I also love cooking and currently go to the gym but I don't consider those hobbies

the skin under stomach/belly

so nothing...

im not the op, i was just guessing

So uhh... You ever watch Goodfellas?

Is it weird that I want to breed as much as possible because I know I have good genetics and would like to see society improve because of it?

The only reason I don't is drama / child support / wife would leave me.

no it isnt weird

Martin Scorsese is one of my faves

Same. You gonna watch the Irishman?

Yes, probably
Have you watched Vinyl?

I'm ashamed of Yea Forums. No tits and timestamp asking? Just gonna assume it is or isnt bait lmao. Might as well ask for pussy too

This
Tits or GTFO
So many Reddit fags come over here and try to make it their own
Sort of like illegals
They come over here to make it their own when they didn't want their own in the first place
Tldr
Reddit fags, GTFO and op, tits or GTFO

awsnapaitskappa kik me

Hell yeah. Was kinda worried the series would be bad but I liked it a lot.

Op
Tits or GTFO
Also if you really wanted to have gotten impregnated, you being a woman would have done whatever you needed to do, which most likely would have only been texting a male friend, to do so

Maybe she wants virgin cock

possibly worth talking
this is a discord name#7336

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Ehh, people didnt get the surrealism. I was sad they didn't allow the second season, I'm musically a huge fan of the years it was going to be about as well

Don't worry, I want to cum in your pussy just fine

She would be in the right place in that case, wouldn't she

A basic female like her most likely has mostly gay friends either way

I will bite

kik tiredpunkrocker

I would take a traditional wife

Anons don't even need titstamp to believe it's a girl anymore..what has happened to this board

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This thread was moved from /int/

Exactly

Paid shills are trying to make every guy here a beta male cuckhold

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hi jom

yes

i will literally agree to do this, sight unseen

This.

only a beta male cuckold would believe something this stupid

You're building up the courage to finally commit suicide. I know that's why I'm here.

No one believe she's a girl, no one with brain at least.

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