My boss constantly makes "that's what she said" jokes. How do i not scream and claw my eyes out when he says them...

My boss constantly makes "that's what she said" jokes. How do i not scream and claw my eyes out when he says them? I'm not even a feminist.
t femanon

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simple. quit and find someplace else to work. no one ever said that once you find a place to work at, you're stuck there for life.

hello pam beasley

I like my job though, except for my sexist boss.

Yep. Every job I had had a coworker that would say that constantly every work day. I think many say it because they know its dumb, but even doing it for that sake everyday constantly is so fucking annoying.

I'd say something like "I'm gonna need those parts over there" he replies "that's what she said".

Funny the first 3 times, 10,000x 2 weeks later. Not so funny.

Post tits

Call HR and tell them it makes you uncomfortable. They should have an anonymous line

Just quit being a bitch over it. Control your emotions, things are going to happen at work that piss you off every day for the rest of your life, there is no use working yourself up over it.

Yeah, more of this kind of shit is exactly what the workplace needs, faggot

How about you laugh and start making jokes that would make him uncomfortable? Don't be an insufferable cunt and call HR.

Literally send a message to HR. If where you work doesn't have an HR go back to school and find somewhere else to work.

Yeah because "that's what she said" is hilarious.

No one should have to fake laugh at their bosses joke.

Make jokes that make him uncomfortable. Joke that he has a tiny penis, dresses like a woman, is gay, has bigger boobs than you, etc.

Show tits or you’re lying

Just tell him "you are a nice guy but repeating same joke over and over make you look really unfunny " if he normal guy he will understand.

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"that's what she said"
"Yeah but not to you"
Usually shuts them up

this. Also, it´s the office joke, michael Scott was hilarious cuz he was political incorrect all the time, even when he tried be correct. Good show too.

it´s humor, if you don´t like, don´t change them, just said you don´t like. He´ll do it with his friends and get fun. I do, and I´m happy with that. WOPS, DID I OFFEND YOU? FUCK OFF but if you are my employee, and i´m disturbing you with my jokes, i´ll reserve them for my friends. That´s how a human with brains should do it

In my experience, people who say "that's what she said" unironically will never stop saying it. Just ignore them.

that's what she said

tell him hes a retard because in the #MeToo era telling those jokes is risky

KEK

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>Imagine thinking that OP is a female.

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TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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If you wanna fight fire with fire then some simple lighthearted ribbing might work.
"Gee grandpa, 1980 called and said to get some new material" or something like that.

>Yeah, more of this kind of shit is exactly what the workplace needs, faggot
Organized conflict resolution? Yeah we need more of that shit, retard.

fuck the MeToo era, it´s the human being era, and a human won´t hurt another one if he´s aware, don´t feel you are better, and tell other people what to do from your pedestal of rightness, OH WAIT, THAT´S WHAT IDIOTS ARE DOING, YOU´RE RIGHT, IS THE METOOI´MSTUPID ERA

Just suck his cock and he’ll probably stop.

>femanon
i know that you're a disgusting obese 40yo man but tits or gtfo

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OP, tell your boss how you feel, don´t force him to do anything, just tell him, and if he don´t make you fell better, in anyway, screw him, get out of there.

I make those jokes constantly to my hot slutty employee. She puts up with it because I pay her well. It's good to be the king.

Kidding aside... I'd stop if I thought it bothered her... but she's got a pretty damn good sense of humor.

Give him thats what he said jokes

Or do a powerplay and leave your dildo on your desk.

a power play it´s not putting a dildo on a desk, at least not to me, a power play is saying in a phone call in a corner, loud enought, yes, I ate yesterday 3 cocks in a row, and none of them was white jijijiji. Some shit like that.

Got a grin out of me. A good example of a response on par with the problem rather than the usual SJW screeching.

these are pretty much the nu that's what she said jokes

I like how this is the best and the most normal solution and everybody just ignores this post

also what she said

>mantits or gtfo

Suck his fat cock and let him assert dominance over you. Tell him how funny his jokes are and let him creampie your fat juicy pussy. Raise his bastard children just like he is and let them continually breed studs like him.

keep sucking after he came in your mouth
that will show him

That's what she said

Bernadette bent over the phone, she hated this job, this pig, his smug jokes, his self satisfied biceps, his giant throbbing hearbeat. She tried to find her hairtie, if she didn't find it today it would smell like dick tomorrow. She put the tie in her mouth, and pulled her hair into a ponytail, wincing as she worked out a knot.
He was there. Oh no.
"That's what she said."

you can start by being so socially weak that you actually pretending to laugh at them

The answer is tits or gtfo

That's what she said.

suck his dick

Don't post tits and keep posting! Powerful woman!

That’s what she said

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fuck back off to reddit

Tits or GTFO

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"Femanon"
Bitch show dem man bobs or gtfo

> complains about sexisms
> in a sexist place
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