What's your biggest regret?

Yup, hence the regret.

Mostly not making a move in a few girls when i had the chance. I mean i didn't know how back then but it still bothers me.

Nice maybe at some point I'll get mine too

Being born the son of an emotionally and physically abusive psychopath father and a mother who tried to compensate by coddling and smothering me.

I got mail once from a company that buys you lottery tickets and pays for them, like 20 of those and a few other gambles. I just had to call them within a week and give them the code that was in the mail and they would play the lottery for me. I never called and to this day I wonder - had I won?

not forcing anal more to a nightly thing

Let's go with having a gf all throughout high school.
Only found out after that I had a chance with so many girls who just wanted to fuck me. I had no idea back then.

Live and learn.
So that's why I got a job in a female dominated industry. I've slept with so many girls I work with.

Wasting a single second listening to all these whiney faggots.

not going to johns hopkins

not going to medical school

starting to do drugs at the age of 12, I should've started in my mothers womb

Beat me to it...

Smoking spice

Becoming addicted to valium to combat the anxiety brouight on by smoking spice

Deciding to cold turkey off valium and seizing so bad i gave myself minor brain damage.

This for me too

Watching porn at a young age which sent me into this downward spiral of masturbation addiction that im only now getting out of.

Fucked my cousin. She has got a husband but could not get pregnant. A few weeks later she did not get her period and she was pregnant. Still not sure if it's mine. Husband still does not know we fucked.

should have slipped her the D

Riding my motorcycle blind drunk seven years ago on my birthday.
I am now paralyzed from the waist down as a result of driving off the road and hitting a telephone pole on that day.

Getting a felony. 10 years later and getting a job is nearly impossible.

Is the kid a tard?

living

oh shit nigga

lmao

Why did you ghost her though retard.

Passed on a threesome with my 18 year old girlfriend and her 17 year old best friend with huge tits because I was 24 at the time and was scared about the law. So dumb.

Luckily for her it was not retarded

You will think about this for the rest of your life.

Only thing I regret is fucking this one girl who was the bestfriend of the girl I really wanted at the time, fucked up my life for years.

Does it look like you?

What crime?

Yeah...shit happens.
The worst part is that my dick doesn't work.

Yes

Making pizza

Waking up everyday,feeling nothing except brief moments of more pain and missery and not ending it sooner

You ever talk about it with her?

Choosing my side chick over my wife

Thats tough bro, how do you manage to not lose your shit over it?

You...You don't mean....pizza with...cheese?...by any chance?

getting redpilled

Sex is super over rated honestly.

And I'd rather get hit by a car then be one if those RETARDS that got pregnant at 16

Not really. They seem happy and they got their kid, so I just leave them alone. I just regret fucking her.

Then you don't even deserve a job or a life for that matter.

?

why ?

Sorry for ya man. Guess you're alive, but.... thinking positive only works sometimes. Most people drive drunk at least once. Wish we wouldnt be so stupid.

I never understood why you tell your employer about it.

Hmmm I got two and I can´t really pick

1. I am kinda short 5´7 but when i was a kid I was offered growth hormones because there was a chance I would grow even shorter. I wish I would have said yes. A few extra inches would really have gone a long way in the dating game...

2. When I was 18 I was getting to know this girl. And then one of her friends approached me asking if I liked her. Me being shy lied and said no. Ever since she was colder towards me. Aka she probably liked me but forgot about it. Solid 10/10 today.

Going to medical school

Leaving the military.

Ohhh shit. U wont forget that dude

Ignoring bitcoin in 2011

Like I said, I thought life was just gonna be slaying pussy from there on out. She was a solid 7.5-8/10 with a really nice personality, so I figured if that was my first bang, then the future could only be better.

>be me
>never been to 8 chan
>never really had the desire to
>stuff happens in US
>decide to check it out
>August 6th, 2019
>literally the day after it shut down
>mfw it's gone
>mfw i'll never know what was up

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Voting for king nigger

right now is following my dreams because I'm somewhat in a dark place now but everything get's better when you're about to hit rock bottom so it's all good mane.

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like its worth anything

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Do you mind explaining? I'm currently on the fence to do the same thing but think I'm gonna regret it.

we all know your parents did the voting back then

i got you ma man
it's back on the zeronet

You're a fucking idiot.

for real?

+

me too, such a fucking idiot, married now with kids but still, that biology major with a tight ass deserved my penis in her vagina and I was a sperg.

Now it would be dumb to get into, but if you were to get into back then before the boom in 2014 or whatever then you could have made literally millions of dollars. But it was a one time thing

at least you didn't do that to someone else

Acceptance and weed

No .
Pizza as in child porn.

Same

I recently pick up an 06 Harley Night Train and told myself I'd never ride drunk.

That lasted about 5 days. I need to not do that anymore.

Not beating the fuck out of the 5 foot tall Asian kid that bullied me in high school.

Either that or alcoholism.

You didn't miss much .
Its like this shithole with more anime more furries and more porn.
Oh and pizza

ok carry on then

This is true.
It could have been way worse if this happened

that pizza will get you in trouble, provided firewall logs to homeland security yesterday for an idiot on our guest wifi

Please don't.
Im no moralfag but ,in the case of driving drunk, just don't

got drunk with some freinds once, including my ex gf. never had sex with her when we dated in highschool. as night went on she got more flirty, eventually we end up in my room, and I fuck her. she later told me she never consented and convinced me I raped her

Biggest ragrets for me so far is not being fit. I think being a bigger dude in high school helped me to become funny, charming, witty, and super easy to talk to. Getting dates is also really easy. But after the first couple dates (and sometimes banging) the chicks lose interest cause they can get a hotter body elsewhere. If I'd just knuckle up and commit to the gym and get swole it would be pussy city for the rest of of my life. Yeah, it's hard work, but in the end it would be worth it.

I'm behind 37 roxxies

You sound like you need to go back to redddit and be in your safe place

dats fugged niggah

Never too late

Holy heck what a dummy you are! Bet you are kicking yourself for that one user. LMAO

im a cutfag because one day someone id known for the majority of my life muttered "fucking faggot" into my ear, years after i had been outed
ive sucked loads of dick, i love sucking cock, its breeders who think that by somehow not pulling out that their somethign special

Because its the fucking law? lol

hit a little too close to home here

Letting the world push me around for a decade.

I know the feeling, not the cutting part but being sexually open-minded and honest about it.
But you know what? I rather die being me than being another scared sheep who have to keep things to themselves.

growth hormones during puberty probably would have given you a monster schlong too, not that im trying to rub salt on the wound or anything.

I'm in the gym for 5 days a week the last year or so. Decent strength gains... but it's the food and alcohol man. Love it so much it's hard to give up burgers, fries, and dark beer. I can do a diet for maybe a month and then I fall off the wagon. Ugh

should have fucked Ukrainian qt in high school

regrets

I regret not fucking Gemma when she stayed over at my parents house
Probably the only time in my younger life when I was offered sex unambiguously and was not interested
Think it would've been fun

I'm 5'7 too, and can still get women. Not sure what kind of woman you're aiming for.

Not banging this one chick who rode my bus in middle school before she became a whore

Your actual problem is being too big of a pussy to do what you want to despite societal influences.

Which just goes to show how pathetic 'ghosting' is.

Not going through actual high school, instead I did it online and became incredibly anti social

overdosing on heroin with my best friend of 17years, causing his death. neither of us were addicts, i’d tried it 3 times before and it was his first time. he was 20 and i’m 21. i spend every day wishing i could give my life for his

do you still do drugs?

Why is that a regret?

tough shit man, damn

Spending 5 years at university because of nazi parents even though I knew tech school would have been the better option. I've been in the oilfield for 6 years now and fucking new guys with a tech degree in some random bullshit start at the same pay as me. Wasted 11 years.

Fucking spice got me too. Smoked weed everyday till oil job, drug tests all the time now, started smoking spice, had a psychotic episode on it while driving and had to pull over for an hour. Stopped smoking spice and started drinking heavily. Quit job and got one that doesnt require testing and started smoking weed again. Wish I could take back all that spice and liquor. Definitely changed me.

How stupid are you? Serious question.
Did the whole "heroin is extremely bad and will kill you" not register in your head?

no. i’m just an alcoholic. kept my job, i work in care full time and i have a girlfriend, so those three things are pretty much the only things keeping me going

i understand from your perspective why that’s your reaction and i don’t blame you, but i would say that it’s slightly ignorant to think that the knowledge of somethings harm is enough to stop you from doing it e.g. millions smokers and drug users. my choice was influenced by poor mental health mostly, and my estranged father having been a heroin addict. i don’t know why he wanted to do it. i actually tried to stop and dissuade him and get out of it but it didn’t work. before we snorted the line we overdosed on, i said “are you trying to kill us?” and made him cut some off. so many small and seemingly individual choices were made throughout, with so many factors and influences, that led to something so big

Getting married/wasting my best years on a whore.

>i understand from your perspective
>your perspective
>implying anyone with common sense would not come to the same conclusion

If she's a whore why complain? Or do you mean you spent money and got nothing out of it?

Having a kid.

>Don't mind me.
>I'm just an autism ruining threads.

>Wants to call anyone autistic when you're either the idiot heroin addict or someone who believed in a woman's lies.
You sure showed me.

I'm torn between not breaking up with my high school girlfriend and fucking every girl that ever flirted with me in college, and buying my then-wife a car. That fucking car changed hands and states so many times before and during the divorce, I still can't get the title.

no, i wasn’t implying anything. and actually i think most people with common sense and a bit of compassion and empathy wouldn’t come to that ignorant and close minded conclusion. i was just trying to show you some understanding because i know it’s hard for someone with autism to understand something like that

>>Thanks Obama!

No, you're just a fucking idiot and trying to cover it by insulting others who are clearly smarter than you.

Let the best girl I've ever been with go when I was in my mid 20s. I let one minor thing get to me and broke it off. I settled now but I still think about her all the time. best sex. fun dates. she was independent and spoiled me. She's a doctor now. Still single. I crept her facebook a couple months ago but haven't worked up the courage to send her a message.

you don’t know anything about me! it really does still amaze me how vicious and nasty people will get on the internet. you have no way of knowing who the smartest is, you just want to say something nasty to make yourself feel better. really, the idiot is you for making such wild assumptions based on such a small piece of information you read on the internet.

swimming towards the egg

I let my wife fuck a hung dick and she was able to cum within 30 seconds of penetration and now forced an open relationship to fuck him whenever

being born ugly into a poor family with shit genetics

Cigarettes.

dont fucking do it

>this
but I think that's normal

trips are right

Pussying out or being too socially inept to flirt back with girls. I'm a good looking guy and alot of women try to flirt with me, but i'm a social retard and always respond like one, usually making them look at me with that typical "wtf?" look and walking away which in return makes me think why i didn't kill myself yet.

Not cheated on my exgf when I could (had a lot opportunities back then)

..then she cheated on me, been together for 8 years

yeah, I'am that stupid...

Not seeking help earlier for my mental health

Not persuing maths in school

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>to fuck him whenever
Even Open Relationships have rules user. Are you saying there's no boundaries?

living in this world and cheating death.

Not fucking a 15 year old who kept messaging me to fuck when I was 22 because I was scared of the consequences

Not investing in gold in 2007

You probably did the smart thing. Females are known manipulators and liars. For all you know she could of used you as a ruse and claim rape.

>not taking it when you had it
If only some of us were that lucky

Quit belly aching, you only have yourself to blame.

Not having that threesome with two 5/10’s. Now married and pretty damn sure I will never have another chance. But hey the wife is a solid 8!

should have just ended relationship you fucking loser. just kill yourself

Cigarettes & Alcohol.

If I had to do it all over again, I would take WAY more nude pics of my 1st wife and lots of home porn videos

>decorated military guy , mid 20s , getting ready to propose to goregous girl.

>decided to make old motorcycle my commuting vehicle while car was in shop.

hit by confused senior citizen making an illegal left turn.

lost my leg , broke my neck, lost my career , lost my girlfriend - incapable of having sex.

$2million medical bills , driver's insurance covered nothing.

drowning financially, planning a quiet suicide after my dog dies .
lost everything . anyone wants to lend a hand: kik bowiefan88

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Not killing myself before I married and ruined a perfectly good person with my problems

Why not divorce her then?

No one is going to give you money here user.

Getting remarried after first divorce.

Not having done anal with my ex

yeah I ended it very quickly when i found out

How old are you?

Children involved, my parents divorced and it fucked me up.

...

Drugs and alcohol

Started smoking weed at 15 and drinking shortly afterwards, and started doing coke and XTC around 18-19 years old.

I haven't done any hard drugs for 3 years now but my mental state is still fucked by it, constantly feeling so emotionaly unbalanced and a shit ton of anxiety ever since I had a seizure because of too much cocaine.

so far the only poster with a real problem, every1 else is just bitching about being a beta

I'm a 39 year old virgin
>bawhahahaha who am I kidding?
>THEY KNOW
HELP ME Yea Forums
WHERE SHOULD I TAKE HER?

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Not the person you’re responding too, but that’s something I’m dealing with now.

> not being openly bi outside a small circle
> already married w/wife and kids. Wife knows about me, but we’re monogamous.

Aside from that:
> drinking too much (getting better)
> not going to the fucking naval academy
> not giving my original family the finger for the emotional abuse
> letting my wife have almost complete control over our sex life (which is lousy)

There’s more, but TBH it’s draining and I ain’t trying to pick up the bottle again. Been on a good kick, and I want to lift again tonight, not get fucked up to mute the constant feeling of not being good enough. Which is weird, considering I earn GREAT money, my kids love me, and I’ve got a few close, good friends. Fuck, even get checked out every now and then despite going near full dad bod (to be resolved in a few months...comes back quick).

Guess I’m depressed, but too much going on to put resources into myself.

Not killing myself when i was younger.
Now i am a self sustaining spite-filled shell of a human

“This isn’t working for me. It doesn’t, and it hasn’t ever worked at all. I was coerced into this. If you continue to have sex with him, I’m going to file for divorce.”

Put that in writing.

she's sucking dick behind your back.

an hero right away, and let the poor dawg go to someone who's not a loser.

I HAVE NO REGRETS! I DIE WITH HONOR!!!

>letting my wife have almost complete control over our sex life
Explain

>not being openly bi outside a small circle
No one really needs to know unless they ask you or if you are interested in them. Not everyone has to go "Hi! I'm bisexual!"
One way to come out is if someone like a friend or workmate goes something about someone being a fag for liking men and you don't want to say anything, that's when you should speak up and go "yeah, I've been with men too. You gonna do something about it?" Will you get into a fight? Maybe. But it's better to be a man and stand up and take the blows, just make sure that fucker knows he's been in a fight.

Dropped out of society in my late teens, now i'm stuck and can't get out.

how beta are you? Be a fucking man and stand up to your wife and lay down some guidelines or cancel that shit all together. If she really loves you she'll get over it and there's all kinds of other things you guys can explore then letting her fuck another dick

you have no idea as you're clearly a virgin

Smoking weed daily at age 17/18 which contributed to me developing schizophrenia few months before my 19th and not joining the Marines a few months after highschool when a recruiter met with me. I'm such a fucking idiot now I'm permanently disqualified bc mental illness. Somebody shoot me.

My regret is not becoming computer literate in the early '90s and waiting until I had to in the early 2000s. I missed many chances to make money online when it was a little easier. Now I can't figure it out to save my ass.

>Thinks weed caused schizophrenia
Suffer from it too, weed didn't do it I assure you.

Felonies only really hinder you if it's theft

>Dropped out of society
Did you joined sociaty?

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yes it did moron

trips of wisdom

First off, elevating side chick to main chick is a whole different thing. It will change your relationship first and foremost. Secondly, the guilt of leaving your main squeeze will build resentment potentially. And this side chick may also begin to mistrust you down the line based on your past actions with her. It's a slippery slope. Unless you really dislike your main chick cause she's a liar or a bitch or not what you want. I left a really good thing (on the surface) for a toxic thing. So that's why I regret it

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Holy shit move on you faggot. 4 years, 4 fucking years. WEW

Not calling her on her phone after we talked on Skype.
She was literally begging me.
An I didn't.
Because I thought I would embarrass my family.
I'm a stupid virgin.
Her name was Mary.
I'm sorry Mary, I wish I wasn't such a coward.
>not my biggest regret but it just came to me

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No, it didn't. Let me ask you something, one schizo to another: What is it that bothers you the most?

Be ashamed, faggot

Not going further back in 2014 when I had a good chance and spending the summer fucking her in 714 different ways every day

>4 years
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
STOP IDOLISING HER
MOVE ON YOU SELF DESTRUCTIVE VIRGIN FAGGOT

Doing recreational drugs in highschool and taking my friends for granted.

file for bankruptcy.
There are plenty of jobs that require little walking if any at all, and being a decorated military guy who've had an accident will only help you find an easy job with a good pay.
Don't give up user.

Pooping on teachers and social workers until they put me in retarded school

A good amount of people completely misunderstand marriage. Marriage isn’t about love or feelings. Those are great things that come along with it, but they flow in and out, back and forth over time. They aren’t there 100% of the time, and marriage isn’t based around that. It’s not about what you feel, or what you get out of it. If you base it on that alone, you’ll never be married for long and marriage just won’t work.

Marriage is a partnership in life to be able to make it through everything happening in life without being on your own. As well as to work together to make things happen that you couldn’t on your own (having kids, raising them, affording a nice life for them and yourselves). It’s a group effort, you’re both teaming up to make it through the good times and bad times because it can’t be done alone, or at least you’re choosing to not do it alone.

You DON’T have to like each other all the time. You don’t even have to “love” each other all the time emotionally.

Despite that, you’re in this together, and you’re going to work at it and do those things even when you’re not feeling like it. This is when love no longer becomes a feeling, it’s an unconditional action.

Now if you really want the feelings to come back, here’s how it’s done. You won’t like it.

Do the things you know you should do for your spouse and treat them the way you know you should. EVEN when they don’t deserve it and you sure as hell don’t want to. They don’t have to reciprocate it immediately. But they will with time, you’ll be surprised. Soon, as you do those actions of love and not let how you feel dictate how you act, you’ll start getting those feelings of love again.

It’s a hell of a lot easier said than done. But if you’re tired of your shitty life and shitty marriage, just do it already.

Weed gave you schizophrenia, you pathetic bitch. I've done lab chemicals that would melt your brain and I'm doing fine.

i'm not the op brainiac, i just had the same experience and few of my friends too. keep smoking the (((pot is completely safe))) bullshit

Not returning his affection. My best friend in the world not only came out to me, but admitted he loved me. I panicked because I never had this happen. Turned down his advances and it broke our friendship because it always just got awkward. Come to find I've always been gay and not only did I miss out on a true shot at happiness, I lost my best friend.

We haven't spoken in God knows how long.

actual grownup

Think about it. Your vows said you’d stay with each other in sickness and in health, til death do you part. Not “as long as I love you.”

Being Catholic....

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Schizophrenia is a blanket term, unless you have grey matter in your brain, you don't have schizophrenia. You're probably schizo affective. There's also a lot of other things that cause the symptoms as well. Why listen to professionals who claim they know when it's a blanket vague term? Do you get disability? Are you properly diagnosed?

that I never tried to get with a girl back in high school. I had a huge crush on one that I was told liked me back, but was too much of a beta to talk to her.

happy now but still wish I had that experience

Trip nines holla

Pal i grew up with in atherton, ca founded Bleacher Report. Wanted me to drop out of cal and start it with him. I didnt :( I regret it everyday.

Got married

true that

This
Fuck Hollywood movies and school for creating false expectations on a generation
Thanks for nothing faggots

Original regretposter. I have been more often diagnosed with schizoaffective depressive type than schizophrenia. My affect is normal, I come off as fairly neurotypical. I'm on invega trinza 3 month injection. My psychosis is more typified by delusional thinking and hypervigilance than hallucinations though I do hallucinate when psychotic

Takes two to tango. She just doesn’t want to fuck as much as I do, and doesn’t hit on me 10% of how much I hit on her. Actually decided recently to just back off her for awhile (as in not bother). She wants it, she can come and get it, but unless things pick up soon I’m going to tell her I want an open relationship. I don’t necessarily want one, but I think everyone deserves someone that’s into them sexually. I don’t feel like she feels that way about me, but I’m not going to physically fucking force anything, and I’m not gonna gaslight her or go behind her back either. Could be the fact that she’s overweight, but if I’m good looking enough to get checked out/flirted with by women 10 years younger and 80 pounds lighter (yeah), then I’m willing to bet my looks aren’t the problem.

As to your other statement, it’s about everything. Conservative town would look down on my kids. Not worth it, and I’m kinda tied to the area for the time being. I like your suggestion though. I’m not some skinny femboy, after all.

School creates a lot and none of it is good.

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Not doing more cocaine

Mine too. Wife has endometriosis so sex is nonexistent... so is foreplay and blow jobs and hands jobs and anything sexual. She tries to make me feel like the bad guy for wanting it.

Thanks for this.

Original regretposter, I said it contributed not caused. And if you Google weed+schizophrenia a lot of recent studies suggest that smoking potent weed, frequently, in late adolescence significantly increases your chance of developing it, especially with a predisposition

i regret not caring about my health when i was young, if i was young again i would not drink alcohol, wouldn't smoke, wouldn't do weed.
and i regret chasing women. i should have had extremely high standards and only be interested in a woman that i know shares very similar interests and characteristics with me.
and i regret every single second that i watched talmud vision.
but i don't really feel ashamed, because as an adult i'm aware that the teen brain is not fully developed and very limited in intelligence.

Not fucking my ex's sister and stepmom when I had the chance.
And not taking things further with all the neighbors daughters. Fucked the oldest a couple times. Messed around with the other two a bit.
Being in my existing shitty relationship is my current regret.

>I have been more often diagnosed with schizoaffective depressive type than schizophrenia.
See? It's a blanket term. A bunch of nerds trying to pretend to know what's going on in your brain. They don't ACTUALLY know. They study others and then compare and go "oh, he's acting like this person therefore must have the samething". They don't fucking know anything.
What is the delusional thinking and hallucinations about?

>weed+schizophrenia a lot of recent studies suggest that smoking potent weed, frequently, in late adolescence significantly increases your chance of developing it
This explains why the elite promotes weed and drug legalization

Then dump her idiot

Seek an open relationship. She’s got a condition and she just can’t do much, but if she expects you to respect her, she has to respect you. It’s two ways.

Talk to her about being seperated but live in the same house. That way you can date without your kids knowing and will give the impression that you two are still together.
If you're going to lie, atleast lie for a good cause.

She doesn't see it that way. She thinks I should just go without it. There's no way she'd go for an open relationship. This is the first time in almost a decade that I'm seriously considering leaving her.

So you pay them, they buy lottery tickets, and if they win they dont even let you know. Sounds like a great deal bud.

>Marriage is a partnership in life to be able to make it through everything happening in life

And this is why most people shouldn't get married. Most people can't be counted on in this way and one partner will shoulder the majority of life's burdens while the other coasts.

A trivial example, but think of having a room-mate. The person that's the biggest stickler about chores will always be annoyed at the one that doesn't care about, say dirty dishes in the sink, not taking out the garbage, etc.

And there will always be one person that does more. If you think your marriage is an equal partnership, you are likely the one that's coasting on your partner's coat-tails.

Genius

Actual adult on this board

she needs to get on metformin and the problem will resolve itself

Indeed

you would've heard it on the news if there was a lotto winner. even before anyone comes forward, they announce that someone bought a winning ticket.

kek has spoken

Wow. You really missed out on the 1200$ a month. 12 hour days full of bullshit orders. You can work 12 hours a day for two years as a civilian, make at least 3x as much and then go to college.

now anally raping my exgf in her sleep. she actually wanted it so bad but her sjw liberal tendencies always inhibited her from being the little fuckdoll she really wanted to be.

not fucking my ex's mom when I had the chance.

Used to date this girl in college and her mom was a big tiddy bimbo. One afternoon she came back from somewhere pretty drunk, she took her top off and grabbed me by the cock (through my pants) and asked if I wanted to fuck her. At the time I really loved her daughter so I said no and went back to my gf's room and closed the door and waited for my gf to come home. I didn't tell her. My gf ended up breaking up with me like 3 months later anyway, so wasted opportunity.

>now
not*
>stand down law enforcement agents

Identical same.
Wife material

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Going to university to study mathematics. It killed my interest in mathematics. I shouldn't have listened to the advice literally 100% of people around me gave me.

This is why eugenics should be a thing

It’s your job to pick your partner. You shouldn’t marry them if you believe they’re just going to laze about and not give a shit, even though they have nice tits and face and they make your pp feel funny.

Still though, if both are working but one works “harder,” what does it matter? They’re both working in different ways but still getting shit done. Go to any workplace- some are working harder but everyone’s working. If you took out every not as hard-working employee, not even the hard workers would be able to keep up with all of that shit to do. Not everyone is as good at the job, but everyone still has a place and are necessary for it to go on.

You sound like a priveleged bitch.

I’d prefer to be with her. Just tired of feeling like I’m the only one. Eventually it might get to that point, but I’d rather it didn’t. Despite her being overweight, out of shape, working too much for too little, I do love her.

It’s never to late to fix yourself. Remember, the only thing holding yourself back is you. The only difference between you right now and the best you is the small improvements you make along the way

This sounds like an excuse for all the slackers out there.

22 years old?
Get over it. You've got time.

Highly doubt that, kindly go fuck yourself

just reach out and apologize with no expectations

Doesnt count. You cant control that. Not your regret.

Bra fucking vo! Hats off to you sir!

Dont worry, summerfag. School starts again soon enough.

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I know.

never rapped a girl

Not fuckin her before she got prego by another man

Being in a loveless relationship fucks children up more than divorce. Maybe try to reconnect with your wife. Go on dates, preferable activities like walks in the park or a hike. I get what you mean about sex, getting rejected and being sexually frustrated sucks. Have you tried talking to her about how she doesn’t make you feel wanted?

Of course she doesn’t. She thinks she’s entitled to lock you down despite not fulfilling her end of the bargain (which is what marriage is).

It’s entitlement, plain and simple. If you don’t have kids (endo means you don’t), push back. Tell her you have needs that aren’t being met, and it’s unfair for her to tell you what you can and can’t want.

You’re not asking for anything crazy. A healthy sexual relationship is, well, healthy.

Not telling her I loved her enough when she was into me

It’s not your responsibility to open someone up sexually. Don’t rape people and hope they like it

I understand that you work hard, but not every other person works that way. Part of getting by in life without wanting to kill everyone and yourself is accepting that.

You’re doing a good job and you should be proud of it. But please understand and accept not everyone is like you.

Look up enneagram Type 1, that might be you.

Lend a hand? You're going to be dead soon.

wanna get shot, go to school.

Same thing happened to me but I was 21. In pretty happy I passed on it though, one of the girls had a child ~9 months afterwards and didn't know who the father was

Or they’re just desperate to disrupt it for the amount of benefits it has versus he negatives. They will make claims based off very few cases, which always has a predisposition.

Were affectionate in front of the kids. Hugs/kisses and such. And they know that we love each other. Hell I believe she loves me, despite the cold sheets.

We don’t get out enough together (2 younger kids), but she goes out with her mom, friends, etc. And not to the club to fuck dudes (inb4 /b tells me I’m being cucked). I guess I can put more resources into it, but TBH I’m still backing off flirting. I want to improve myself, an I want good stuff, but the two are separate. I’m not trying to lift to look good for her approval, you know?

And I have talked to her. She hears me, it that lasts all of a few minutes until she’s occupied with something else (again, kids, work, etc). Which makes me think she doesn’t actually hear me. Which sucks.

Honestly? Not getting in contact with my sister years ago when we were still fairly young. I'm a really closed up person and whenever im around her I always feel like I can relax and let loose more than I can with other people.

not banging my hot aunt

She doesnt love you, its a tad obvious she isnt interested in you.

I wouldn't regret that you'd probably be going door to door telling people you're a sex offender right now.

what profession?

NOT STRETCHING MY FORESKIN WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.

or even getting circumcision.

now im 22 with a tight foreskin and i have passed up so many opportunities for sex becoz im not confident with my dick.

Getting circumcised in a week.

Lol

Even if that were the case, being the bigger man is better than not. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, but life is suffering.

> penis depression

u sound like my friend. are your initials SS?

you can have sex with phimosis
you'll regret circumcision

circumcision is a jewish ritual, it has no advantages besides not having to wash your dick as often

you'll lose sensitivity and it can't be undone

Wow died from sniffing dope. Fucking pussy. Maybe it was fentynal or something. If it wasn't you're a pussy and your boy was a pussy. Fucking kids these days I swear.

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>being the bigger man is better than not
Being a bigger man would mean doing what is the right thing, and the right thing is for you to seperate and move on.
Yeah, you got screwed up, so what? Make sure you're always there for your kids. Make sure that the woman to introduce to your kids is nice to them. Make sure that woman only has good people around them as well. This isn't rocket science. When will "men" like you realize the true definition of being a man is outdated, and fundamental stupid in this day and age.
>Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, but life is suffering.
Life is to siffer but there is also empathy and the obvious path. Your fear is just making you look like a little bitch when we both know what the obvious route to take.

sex with phimosis? i imagine it would be hella painful. i have never been around a pussy tho or never tried having sex.

I invested about $1000 in bitcoin back when it was $.26.

Lost the HD years ago and have no way to get at those 4000 coins.

It was just for fun when I had a ton of money and was day trading. Totally forgot about it when I upgraded my laptop. I’ve searched my backups and the info is just gone

meh at least I am ''gifted'', got to go to university on scholarship and all my life people have told me I am smart

isn't that great? 30 year old virgin working for someone else at a graphic design firm for 60k a year

I'd take being dumb, tall and handsome with an actual sex life over being the ''smart'' guy that gets to work all the time and hasn't seen a pair of tits in real life until the day he dies

You can have sex with phimosis? I have what I think is mild phimosis and I'm a little worried that if by some miracle I convince a girl to sleep with me, it's not gonna work because of my fucking foreskin.

Do you have to do anything different?

she dons't love you then. No woman truly loves a man if she can't understand his sexual needs.

How are you getting out

Separation after a year or two of lowered sex frequency is a cowards way out, and there’s more than sex to a relationship. Sure it’s important, critical even.

But solving the problem in a way that benefits me is the right thing to do. I’d separate if it came to that, but we’re nowhere near it. I’ve got hurt feelings, and I can live with hurt fee-fees while I’m busy being a dad and getting back into good shape. I’m de-prioritizing sex to get something that’s more important; a sense of achievement and improved self worth.

Once that’s covered, it’s just a matter of being a leader. She can follow, or trail off. I’m the earner and the looker, but maybe being a doer is what’s needed.

If I need to get off, porn isn’t exactly rare.

Last May it was worth $4k, and a month later is was 3 times that... also May 2017 it was like $1500 and by December it was almost $20k... It would be nice to have a crystal ball to know when this stuff is going to happen.

I honestly forgot stretching my foreskin was even a part of life as a kid. It fucking sucked, it was like wiggling out a baby tooth, that shit hurt.

My mom always kept telling me to keep trying to pull it down all the way because it’s suppose to do that, but I didn’t believe her that it was even possible because it hurt like a bitch to pull down. It took me several years of trying to get it all the way down, until I was like 7 or 8. I didn’t even know there was a dick head hiding underneath the foreskin until I managed to pull it down all the way while we were on vacation. I freaked out for a second because it looked so strange and foreign to me, but then I finished my bathroom business and excitedly yelled to my mom “I pulled the skin down on my peepee all the way!!” She responded with “uh.. okay?”

Good memory.

Also discovered fapping soon after that. I would get dry orgasms a lot, and when I cummed for the first time, I thought I beat up my dick so bad puss was coming out and swore never to do it again out of fear. I didn’t want to tell my mom out of embarrassment/fear, but when I really found out what it was after googling, I’m really glad I didn’t.

Then I fapped a lot and still do to this day.

If you're so smart, why can't you figure out something as simple as basic human attraction?

Chopping off my penis.

Vaginas suck, esp fake ones. 5 years post op and I still cant get laid.

I'm a manly looking women.

Do it your way, not my problem. Justify it all you want.Good luck.

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Im a women

I don’t know if this is actually proven to be true, but I feel like the pussy juice mixed with pleasure would be exactly what your dick needs to push past the pain and pull the skin down. It might take a few tries but it sounds like it would actually work

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Well that’s easy, I completely regret knocking up my wife’s sister. Shits about to implode as she realized certain dates didn’t line up. I banged and came in my sister in law after a long night out of the bars. I don’t think she realized it was me. Now her and her husband are in dispute because they weren’t together around the estimated time of conception. She’s staying with us because he kicked her out for cheating; she’s staying constant that it’s his

Don’t listen to the other asshole, he definitely has no marriage or relationship experience. You’re on the right path, fight the good fight user. Good things will come your way with your patience.

I hear you man, and I appreciate the input, even if I don’t agree with it. I think worst case scenario, I end up in great shape, single, and earning a good living.

Best case, she wakes the fuck up and starts maybe taking better care of herself. Last time that happened, she was a lightly chubby sex freak that loves cock in her ass and cum on her face.

Respectfully, I’ll take my chances on the latter.

Didn’t see this before I posted the other. Thanks very much user.

The guy who made up a story to get free money?

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Homophobia is made up. Why would anyone be afraid of a faggot?

It's the one thing I did right, dad got a PC in 92, graduate 98 and got a job putting PCs together and tech support, now I make 70k shitposting on Yea Forums and playing WoW...

nice, you have a harem now

You definetly don't know how hormones work.

Because guys seem to think just because a guy has been with a man that they're instantly attracted or hitting on ALL men. This makes some people nervous to be around said people because it makes them uneasy.
It's sad I have to explain this to you.

Trips of truth, something else fucked you up, blame it.

no, they are actually disgusted by the idea another man is evaluating their sexual attractiveness.

Not being able to watch my ex get fucked by a dude with a bigger dick, before we broke up.

You sound like a faggot
Imagine being born in the first world only to complain about emotional abuse
How good of a life did you have user?
Were you raped? Did you have to conform to nigger standards as that was your environment?
Or did you grow up in the hated community where every neighbor had a Lexus as a cheap car?

Shrinking my pp.

eh, it's only like $50m, I'm sure it's fine.

Which makes them uneasy. Uneasy is a sign of fear. Thus phobia.
Are you 12? It's sad you don't see the connecting dots here.

It's true, some of that is on me for trusting that someone would do their best.

But, man, marriage is the scam to end all scams. It should be outright illegal.

Yeah not quite, she’s didn’t know I fucked her. I’m still in the clear but I’m just terrified everything will come crumbling down once the kid is born.

Fuckin rofl. That even stings me, and I'm not the fag who posted the sob story.

>i'm disgusted by shit
>which makes me uneasy
>which is a sign of fear
oh nos i have a SHITOPHOBIA!!!

Summer is nearing its end. Let it pass.

hahahahahaa fucking faggot forgot to belive in him self fag

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The problem with analogies user, is that there's supposed to be in the same kind of correlation in what you're trying to convey.
What you're doing is not that.

Right because when the summer fags leave we're all just a bunch of sane gentlemen right?

yes i am, you're just in denial faggot

No you're not. The fact you think analogies make people understand you, you lack the actual skill to convey your thoughts and emotions using the actual examples. You have a superiority complexity and a bitter attitude towards others who tell you that you're wrong. I'm going to also assume you're wrong quite often and only seek those who either say "whatever" to what you have to say or blindly agree with you. Am I wrong on any of this, and if so how?

Was getting along with this chick in my french class, we were like the best students. If yall dont know, french us considered the most romantic language so I already had a foot in the door. Started talking to her because we had the same bus, she would usually take the seat directly across from mine and we would chat the whole bus ride. She was a bit short but had them double D tits and a nice ass but I never openly commented on them. I guess she must have liked that I was the only dude that wasnt harassing her.

One day, the bus was more crowded than usual becuase the jocks decided to show up and park right behind our seats. I being the beta loser I was, put on my earphones and began to practice my french, but in the corner of my eye, I could see one of the jock guys talking to her. She was obviously not responsive to it, and even spent seemed to look towards me at times to see if I could get her out of the situation. I did no such thing because that requires balls. When it was my turn to leave the bus, I sort of got up and tried to ignore her stare.

She says "bye user", sort of sourly as if I had let her down and I couldnt even say bye back.

We rarely talked after that.

Only if he dwells in the past like a little faggot. Life only moves in one direction. Burn the bridges so that there is no retreat and move on.

Plot twist: you were both actually canadians the whole time.

you're just projecting your feeble faggot thoughts into other people. if you hope for psychoanalysis pay one of your faggot jew friends, you won't bait me to give you a freebie.

Unable to answer even the basic of questions. Not surprised. This answers everything.

why???????

>loss of money
>constant needs
>constant pressure from outside family society ontop of already juggling responsibilities.
Not him, but it's not a hard thing to grasp user.

>talking to himself
faggot

I caught my wife having an affair with my cousin behind my back. We basically almost got divorced the day I caught them. I gave her a second chance. We worked through the shit, fighting and almost breaking up a couple of times. Our marriage took a real hit and it hasn't been the same ever since it all happened. I'm still struggling to deal with what happened. We now have 2 kids in the relationship. I don't think I can divorce her now. I regret that I didn't cross-examine her better when we were still dating. And I shouldn't have just jumped into a marriage so quickly. There were some warning signs back then but I chose to ignore them and gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Not him, but I'm thankful every day to not be dragged into that level of situation.

Fifteen years ago I went to a hospital because I'd been sick for days. If I hadn't done that I'd be dead now.

don't be such a ballerina, most wifes cheat

lawl, get rekt

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I'm generally curious
Sex means basically nothing these days. Why do people want to control other people so badly? Just fuck other people and live together. What's so wrong about that?

Wtf theres a night mode

clench that ass while laughing or the buttplug will fall out

Yes you fucking newfag

So much anger
None of it doing any good.