>>OHHHH NOOOOOOO THIS FLICK HAS JUMPSCARES I ONLY WATCH BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN ATMOSPHERIC CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT DRIVEN A24 FILMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OHHHH NOOOOOOO THIS FLICK HAS JUMPSCARES I ONLY WATCH BONE CHILLING SLOW BURN ATMOSPHERIC CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT DRIVEN...
really weird thing to be mad about tbh
Holy shit the soyboy is mad about general things... Fuck off faggot bitch.
>>OOOHHH NOOOOO I FEEL THREATENED BY FILMS THAT AREN'T LOWBROW GARBAGE AND DON'T PANDER TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR
Newfags
Jumpscares are the worst they aren't even scary. Best platform for horrorstories are games.
okay
retard
What is this gay Trump supporter meme bullshit
i said okay
retard
Cool
Faggot
Arkancide happens to some people.
oh look who's the retard
No way. Horror is best done in a short period and every second counts. Games just don't utilize time efficiently because of the unpredictability of player input, unless you completely railroad the player so things progress at a steady rate, in which case it's not really a game anymore. Plus, horror is best with facial closeups, and the uncanny valley of video game faces is totally unimpressive.
You ok bud?
i'm fine. thanks for asking, retard.
[>jumpscares bad] = jumpscares good
[>>jumpscare bad] = jumscare bad
What is so hard to understand?
Oh, so that's what's all over the place in Resident Evil 7.
Gotta be honest, I don't care much for films that rely on jump scares. They feel cheap to me, like I've been sheated out of real fear. Anyone can generate a startle response, but afterwards I chill out in seconds and the fear is gone.
Nah, in games you are free to make your own choices which makes you hesitate and helps with immersion. Scariest thing in the silent hill games weren't the monsters you could fight but the ambience of things you couldn't interact with and the lore
Your mom sucks donkeydicks
>Your mom sucks donkeydicks
heh
retard
Did you know it is still common practice among orthodox jews to suck blood from the newborns penis after circumcision?
Isn't that just ducking crazy?
Someone explain this meme to me
Jumpscares are not horror the same way tickling someone to make them laugh is not comedy.
They dont suck the blood, they rip it off with their teeth.
>Someone explain this meme to me
No they legitimately suck blood
Okay, thats actually a secondary weird jew thing, they bite it off then suck the wound. Fucking horrible.
People want safe money
>A24 films
I hate this meme. Not the movies they release, but that people believe they MAKE the movies when they really just by the distraction rights to stuff that plays at festivals. It's for that reason people usually rope in good films like The VVitch with trash like Hereditary and It Comes at Night. There's a lot of garbage slowburn out there just like there's a lot of garbage jumpscare movies. I don't care how they do it as long as it's entertaining.
It's some fag shit that they dragged along from wherever they came from just ignore them.
>being this new
>It's some fag shit that they dragged along from wherever they came from just ignore them
Yeah the Witch was amazing, hereditary had its merits but it comes at night sucked, also the new cult one is pretty boring as well wouldnt even call it a horror, more of a comedy.
Is this the future? All the clueless newfag kids using chan refugees as an excuse for not knowing shit?
You notice how only newfags post your fag memes? They didn't originate here. There's no reason to post them here except that they make you feel comfortable in a new environment. It's gay shit. Stop.
the soy thing absolutely did originate here, what the fuck are you talking about? I remember making OC for it about 2 years ago. Sounds like you're the fucking newfag loser.
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return to wherever you came from in 2015
You remember making memes of it wherever you came from in 2017 because nobody thinks that shit is funny here, Pepe.
Are you boasting about being new?
the what originated where?
HEY GUYYS IM A HARDCORE OLD FAG! LOOK
so you literally have no clue what you're talking about?
nobody knows what you're talking about or what your black and white guy memes are because they are from 9 gag in 2016 and here you are still posting them in 2019
The cry of the newfag upon being discovered.
>You notice how only newfags post your fag memes? They didn't originate here. There's no reason to post them here except that they make you feel comfortable in a new environment. It's gay shit. Stop
AOC bitch boys
Pictured:
(You) posting gay memes for other faggots
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Hey look, utter cancer
Viper is lowkey the goat of rap.
Holy fucking newfag summer invasion *cringe*
>Pictured:(You) posting gay memes for other faggots
>AOC bitch boys
>nobody knows what you're talking about or what your black and white guy memes are because they are from 9 gag in 2016 and here you are still posting them in 2019
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Post another one of the funny yelling guy. That shit is so fucking funny
Bawww
>Bawww
>Post another one of the funny yelling guy. That shit is so fucking funny
I fucking hate faggots who get mad at jumpscares simply because they are too much of a bitch