ITT: Anons poorly describe vidya; anons guess

You walk around and shoot zombies

>Fly a spaceship
>Run from orange shit

LoZ:ALttP

Easy one for everybody

> Obsession with three-sided geometric shapes
> Proclivity for breaking pots
> Beat the shit out of chickens in spare time

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Tetris or Bomberman?

Minecraft

no

no

metroid
doom
Resident Evil?

Boomerang Man kill computer

also no

The Chronicles of Ganon

Kickle Cubicle.

True oldfags will know...
>Green creatures living near water
>Fighting

Zelda: A Linken to the past or Ocarina of Time

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Lewis Hamilton in the current F1 season

Mario?

>Kickle Cubicle.
what the fuck no

Warcraft

>Has super suit
>crashes into ancient hula hoop
>kills aliens and discovers infectious aliens

One of the best games.

Link: The Faces of Evil (CDI)

no

>be knight
>fight undead in graveyard
>get hit, fight in underwear
>get hit again, die

Wrong. Way too normie

Yis, any Zelda really.

Halo

Swords and sandals, gladiator

De-cap Attack?

Know this one. Really hope someone else will too!

Halo. Way too easy

Yup

Alrighty, here's a snes classic for the real og gamers...

>blue hair, friend has green hair
>throw stones to kill reptiles

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Nope.

Extra hints
>goal is to save princess Prin Prin
>doubt anybody ever beat it

Nope.

Extra hints
>goal is to save princess Prin Prin
>doubt anybody ever beat it

BATTLETOADS!!

Battletoads?

Loved that game so much dude donuts are my fav rock

Ghosts n Niggers.

Joe & Mac

Correct!

Close enough!

Wonder if Gamestop still has them stocked

Someone should call and ask about the HD Remaster.

Someone pick a Gamestop that's open now and let's do it.

An extra hint for all you fags out there.
>an onion is Best Guy

Mario.

Still nobody got mine

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Nintendo Switch Mudkips extention pack?

Not even the same genre.

It's obviously New Vegas

Only if you pre-order all the DLCs.

Bible the game

No its not
>Boomerang man

But that's over 9000

Metroid, too easy.

Earthbound?

>come back from the dead
>destroy Mr. House
This checks out, faggotron.

Nooope

>Isometric racing.
>Orange car is a dick.

Jump around shooting people with rockets, flack and lazers. Snipe eachother from big towers on an asteroid.

>crafter is a time travelling grape
>kill demons with actual life hacks
>god deletes himself like a dumbass
>everyone hates this game for some reason even though it was arguably the best in the series
this one is super easy so I'll be disappointed if no one gets it

Mario.

WINRARS!

Joe & Mac was one of the best two player platformers on the snes.

Here's a tough one from N64 days...
>be green
>dislike tan color

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Fagout Old Gaygas.

YOU think its NV but you're wrong. Faggot.

Nice try though :)

Battletoads

Renault F1 team not handling Mclaren well

that one army men game

Is dat sum Star Ocean 2? (I haven't played that one in particular)

Battletoads

No.

Cannon Fodder

Sarge's Heroes? I was a Playstation-fag.

Mario 2?

convoluted souls 1 or 3

>RED PACMAN

Yeah, nah.

nope
close! it's 3

Cool Spot

This was a PC game.

no

Three was bready gud? I've only heard it was mediocre at best so I haven't bothered to play it.

>lose frog
>find tank

>spiky haired blonde
>big sword

If you can't figure it out by that description, you probably never played it.

Still, nobody? gaynnigas?

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FFVII

Furry Fantasy Sven.

sanic adventures

Final fantasy 3

Correct genre this time, but still wrong game

I have a friend named deepthroat and he talks to me thru my radio.

Battletoads

Yup.

Metal Dildo: Tactical Faggotry Action

there's a furry and some evil science douche and they don't get along for reasons I can't remember probably cuz i never played the first game but you die a lot and it's cool because animations are nice

Sanic Adventures 2

someone killed a guy
you go to kill that guy

I thought it was good. Most of the arguments I've heard against it are either because of the whole simulation thing or because it's 'too long'. Both are shit reasons to say it's bad, and while 1 and 2 were pretty good as well I always thought 3 was the high point of the series.

Correct!

Here's a master difficulty from Playstation...
>blue hair and red bandana
>switch places with a cat

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The answer was Power Blade for the NES

I WIN THE THREAD

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RPGs can't be "too long". The story can be poorly paced, but that's not the same thing.

Battletoads

Chrono Cross, boyo.

This might be battletoads when killing toads

This

Fire at process fractals

nah

Ninja Gaiden for NES

>someone fucked me over
>also im near chernobyl

wild arms

next

FFX then.

STALKER CoC?

CORRECT!

Wild Arms let's you switch places with a cat....? Hmm.

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Crash Bandicoot: Cortex Strikes Back?

Battletoads

No, it was Chrono Cross you fucking retard.

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>STALKER

yes

>wear animal mask(s)
>kill people

Would apply, but still not what I'm looking for.

Battletoads

"LOL GUISE LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM! I'M TROLLING TROLLS BY SAYING BATTLETOADS OVER AND OVER HAHAHA I BET PPL THINK I'M SUPER SMART AND FUNNY"

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Battletoads

yeah man

Nobody guessed yours because nobody likes you, faggot.

Hotline Ft. Lauderdale

i have a brown helmet
and the walls are brown
and i go through a gate
and i wind up in another place thats all brown
there is so much brown

Since nobody can get this, I'll add that there was a lot of fast-paced music involved.

UPS Simulator.

Thats cause you're a LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!

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this was funny 10years ago, youre little late to the party son.

The Elder Scrolls: Arena

unreal tournament

!correct answer!

Well this one is Unreal Tournament. Facing Worlds is a classic map

>Start killing rats with a dagger
>End up shittalking 13y/o's

Battletoads

probably correct

ESO

brown town

>im white
>im killling white guys
>also dogs
>lots of secret rooms with ammo and health on the ground
>then i get to kill hitler

Wrong

I've posted this one a few times, let's see if anyone gets it this time...
>be mid-tier Duke Nukem knockoff
>ex-gf used to be on your team but now works for the terrorists
>rescue scientists, cause havoc
>this game is a totally different genre than any other game in its series

100% agreed my dude. Let's try another.
>you're a mercenary hired by a shady dude to kill evil robots in caves

Battletoads

Wolfstein

>an old man and a blacksmith sends me into a church
>later I talk to a witch
>then a butcher kills me and my equipment falls all over the place
>then i get killed by a hacker who i cant see even though the town is supposed to be safe

Quake.

yes

Browntown got destroyed by Katrina

Battletoads

FF: Dirge of Cerberus

Shadow of the colossus

Diablo 1

Indeed yes.

Nope, wrong genre again.

Nope

Bravely default?

yes

Correct genre, wrong console

>i rule most of europe
>my mom kills my brother
>now i rule all of europe
>my kids suck
>they lose my empire
>all in a days work

Angry baldie gets enslaved, kills his family, seeks revenge, some chick wants to help him, a lot of screaming people's names.

>i'm a piece of garbage
>i hope i get lucky
>oh no i got cornered by a gnoll pack
>they have spears and halberds
>im dead :(
>i guess i have to start over

So its a RPG, and had an onion as best guy, any other clue?

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance

>have whip
>kill mythological monsters
Here's one that at least a few youngfags should have heard about

Turn based combat, I don't want to make it too easy.

no

Secret of Mana

Wrong genre, good guess though

I guess within RPGs that's not much of a hint, I'll throw out another: you spend time both as a young boy, and as a young adult.

>i'm a mercenary in the 1960s
>two opposing sides make me fight to the death
>there's an unending supply of us
>maybe i'll get a hat :D

I was hoping it wouldn't be the obvious choice:
Symphony of the Night

Alright...anons.

You've reached the final level...let's see how far of a gamer you go back. (hint: not console)
>pale white boi, wears yellow football helmet
>shoot lasers at aliens

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TF2

Symphony of the night has swords, not whips. Close though

Is there funky dwarf music? If so, Secret of Mana.

If It is PaRappa the Rapper i swear to god...

The fuck? That doesn't make any goddamn sense.

Refer to

commander keen

Pacman.

Battletoads

>To reference the odd speaking style of a certain race of creatures.

Osrs

Battletoads

Enough jokes, is it plain ol' Castlevania 1?

Dark Souls?

CONGRATULATIONS, user.

You've won the based award. Truly a gamer above all else!

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Certainly. Any of the mainline Castlevania games in which you kill Dracula with a whip would have done perfectly fine actually

NOBODY will get this.

Go to jail. Guns, knives and explosives strewn about the prison. Grab gun and shoot a bunch of people. Inmate offers to buy gun off of you. Sell gun. Inmate drops gun on ground. Guards get into fight.

Oh yeah, the game is free.

Nuuup. I guess I could clarify: It's neither Action/RPG nor Adventure/RPG. It's a classic jRPG.

>asthma

oh thats easy, its battletoads

It's not Breath of Fire II, is it? I thought that when I first read your post, but I dismissed the idea.

One of the early Final Fantasies before it got cucked to shit at 7?

>green, purple, white, red, dark blue, gray, pink

All right lets see who guesses this one

> just click more circles

Seriously? You know Commander Keen is on Steam, might as well call him a normie.

I miss old DOS games :(

Oooo, you're so close.

Not FF but you're getting warmer.

>the government is doing shady things
>i have to kill some people for the shady government
>thankfully im really good at killing
>i die anyway so sad
>maybe we can defeat the shady government in the sequel

>It just works

It's not Syphon Filter, is it?

I mean it really wasn't hard to guess at all, it was literally the first thing that came to mind... I didn't know it was on steam though, I played it on my old 286

Portal?

It's Phantasy Star, isn't it?

Breath of Fire III? The original Breath of Fire?

I'm trying to recall if you play as a boy at all in the original...

FTL?

Nope.
Ding ding ding BoFIII is the winrar

Ms. Pacman

Shit, I've actually been thinking about replaying that one, too. Now I just might have to. Breath of Fire III is one of my favorite JRPGs, although that entire series is wonderful.

Phantasy Star IV is my favorite RPG of all time, though.

You don't, but you also don't have any onion-person companions, either.

>You play as a preppy frat boy stranded on a dangerous tropical island
>Get a lot of sick tats to become an Aryan warrior king
>Albert Einstein quoting psychopathic villian is the most likeable character in the game

>made as a spiritual successor to a game that was cucked by its owner
That's all I'm giving you lest you figure it out really fast

Ghouls and Ghosts

Post-apocalyptic wasteland

Far Cry 3

>space marine shooting evil robots

Mass Effect 2?

WINRAR

It's one of my favorite RPGs, and like I said Onion is Best. 50% natural reprisal rate, which is doubled when leading an Attack Formation makes him 50% likely to be hit, and 100% likely to counter attack.

>"I paid you what you're worth."
>"You owe me from last time!"

Tree of Savior

Battletoads

kek

Battletoads works great for gamestop

World of Warcraft

Maybe that fits into the category as well given I've never heard of that one, but no

>user's Mom Simulator

Battletoads 2

CK2

>call pawn shop
>ask for decades-old video game
>enraged.jpg
>keks are had

Battletoads

Incorrect

Close

Wrong but closer

Battletoads

Your summer break is almost over.

>be in the wild
>trying to survive
>heavy crafting focus

This can only be battletoads

I should probably have said that the creator of the original IP left to create this game themselves

Battletoads

ARK: Survival Evolved

> Stranded on a dangerous tropical island

How in the ever-living-fuck is that Ass Effect?

Star Citizen + Squadron 42?

>Start out as a team of six badass super soldiers
>You watch everyone around you die

Indeed, in ME2 you don't get stranded on an island like in Battletoads

Mighty no. 9

Halo Reach

It's one game, so no

SOCOM

Battletoads, the 6 mudkips

I never used the little onion buddy much. I think my favorite party was always Ryu, Rei, and Nina.

I really wish they had made Teepo a hidden character you could get by doing some epic side questing. That, and a post-game extra long and difficult dungeon would have made Breath of Fire III 10/10 rather than 9/10 for me.

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Close, but no once again. It's related with my last game in some way

stfu fag

RRN is the typical powerhouse grouping and the one I used most, but abusing hidden mechanics is one of the things I love to do.

yes!

Nope.

M&B

You have no right to respond in such a passive aggressive way young man. Also. Battletoads

Battletoads

>It's no frog
>It's a toad
Battletoads

>You're a bad man reflecting on the life you lived and now you're trying to find righteousness

>You die

Not that user, but that's clearly actively aggressive.

Rad Dad Redemption

Excuse me for the sincere mistake. Might I buy you a specific game from gamestop in apology?

Red dead redemption 2

>glove

Only if it's Battletoads HD Remaster for PC

>stfu fag
>don't be so passive aggressive
kek

I would play this game.

I would also fuck it. =]

Basically the plot of both games

The Avengers: The Infinity Wars the Video Game: The Movie the Video Game

>be me
>chad knight
>fucking neckbeards keep beating us
>weebs lul
>protect volcano pls

Farcry 3?

>be sentient humanoid like form of green balls

Okay you fags get the answer; its Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, the spiritual successor to Castlevania. I've had these games on my mind recently because I've been replaying through SOTN and COTM recently and got really into the series again

>your baby boy is an old man
>ppl feel conflicted about robots

I really loved the Master system in Breath of Fire III and IV as well. It imparted an interesting mechanic to the conventional leveling system of RPGs, being able to manipulate the stat growth of your characters and all that. I wish it were done again.

madmax the game

Fallout 4

No cancer was mentioned, so it's passive

Batlletoads

Obviously Battletoads

\b\, I'm sure you know your vidya. Try this one again. I'll give tou another hint:
>be trapped in a maddening world

>Pissed off pawn shop worker
>Far Cry 8 DLC for Nintendo 64

Whoever can guess the name of the dlc wins

If done poorly you ended up much weaker than you otherwise would have, but I understand what you mean.
>same reason Morrowind and Oblivion leveling system was cut down in Skyrim: fucking normies

you*

bingo bango bongo.

Battletoads. Easy one indeed

9000 mudkips DLC for Battletoads

Literally half of the indie game industry at this point but ill try
>Conan exiles
>We happy few
>Rust
>Minecraft

Sorry Genesis game.

>you are a doomed soul damned to spend eternity running away from vengeful spirits while eating all the food in a maze only to be spirited away to a more difficult maze when the food is gone.

vector nigger

Mrs. Pacman

fucking feminists ruin everything

>Futuristic
>Kevin Spacey
>ASM1

Pacman
Alternative description

>be drug addict
>haunted by ghosts of your past
>only way to get some relief is to indulge my addiction

Battletoads

Call of unoriginality: advanced microtransactions

Here's another easy one:
>travel the world looking for a missing princess
>at journey's end, you free the gods from their eternal vigil

Ding ding.

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kek

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>old as shit
>can't even emulate it
>table tennis
See if there are any historyfags here

I'm pretty sure there's a version of Pong one could emulate.

Forrest Gump Simulator.

>Be me
>Oight guvna
>Hired to deal with a science experiment gone wrong
>LODSOFEMONE

Minecraft was the closest relative, but still no. I'll give you another hint.
>game looks like a drawing

>you must protect your castle with dart throwing monkeys

Battletoads inb4 mario

Wrong and wrong, older than pong

Pong
Also Battletoads

Battletoads

That's Definitely ESO

Im stumped, do tell user

tennis for two

Don't Starve

Never thought anybody would get it; fucking ding ding

Oh shit i remember playing that game with my ex in like 2014, cozy memories

Bloons.

I'll be honest, I did have to look up the name, but I did know exactly which game you were talking about because I remembered reading about it a while back

>Be me
>Meet a clown
>Do stuff for clown
>clown is actually not a clown but an anti clown
>kill clown
>become god of clowns

Playing it right now. Still fun as fuck. I like it because it's challenging and cozy at the same time.

Oblivion: Shivering Isles DLC

I still never expected anybody to get past Pong because it's thought that that was the first game ever made. Good job

I could never get into it myself but the art style is really cool, plus the funny ham in tf2 was neat too

Winrar

thanks user. It pays to read

It does user. Keep reading it'll do you good fren

>Be me
>Live in the hood
>Gang shit gang shit
>Betrayed by homie
>Ohshit

>be boxer
>need beat giant nigger

I understand. I bought the game back in 2015, and played on and off. Could never really get into it, same as you. Until recently. I was bored and decided to play it for longer than normal. Once you get the hang of things, it becomes really addicting.

>pick nose

grand theft nignog

Might give it a go sometime whenever i get my new pc up and running

Warioware: smooth moves

Morrowind, playing an Unarmed combat specialist character.

Nope

Good luck to you user, may good times be in your future.

It's OSRS

Battletoads

>Have magic powers cuz doom temple at village
>Have to find the lighthouses
>Collect weird creatures to gain more power

Battletoads

Unless it's a Dragon Dagger++, why would anyone bother using daggers in OSRS?

I'm intrigued. I'm watching to see what this is, it has me stumped.

>START killing rats with a dagger
>START
First thing you kill ingame retard

Winrar

Quake

The fuck you on about? First thing I killed when I started RS is cows.
>hurr durr tutorial
I played before you casual fags had tutorials.

Want a hint dear fag?

So before it was OSRS
So you're wrong
So get cancer

Nah, I'd rather watch other people fail and get some ideas.

Sounds like something ive played before but i cant put my finger on it

Battletoads