Secrets thread. "This is actually the one where I'll finally tell it" edition

Secrets thread. "This is actually the one where I'll finally tell it" edition.

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I'm actually the only sane person on earth and everyone else is a nigger faggot

Me and wife's niece are waiting til she turns 18 to get married, been going on for a while.

Does your wife have suspicions?

I used to eat my own shit as a kid.

Don’t know why I did it, I stopped in my teens and have kept it a secret all this time.

By the way, it tastes rank and I hated doing it. Also the smell sticks to your fingers the same way the smell of garlic is hard to get rid of when you’ve been chopping it.

I still cringe whenever I remember being this retarded.

So why did you do it?

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You don't get to know.

when people tell this dude to eat shit and die, he gets all serious and thinks "OMG THEY ALL KNOW!"

Lmao

You are a retard

just pieces or whole logs?

i manipulate my coworkers so they constantly fight with each other for my amusement

I've been sharing my wife's nudes and videos for a while. I got her doxed as well. Her nudes can now be found by googling her name. I get off on the thought that guys she knows have probably seen them.

Was at my sister in laws house and was talking with my niece I could see up her shorts and I just wanted to lick and fuck that 15 yr old pussy

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I masturbate to the thought of my black step sister. It’s honestly disgusting, and I feel so rancid after I cum. But she’s hot, and I can’t help myself. If she wasn’t related to me, I’d fuck bed silly.

What's your wife's name?

I'm in a distance relationship with my gf, and I'm raging horny. But I want to fuck a cute femboy. Installed Grindr app, and there are few cuteboys and talked to them, sext them, but chickened out in the last moment.

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult. Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

I'm posting her in another thread now

I go thru people’s phones n see their nudes like if anyone’s phones touches my hand I’ve already seen whatever’s on your phone . More I do it the better I get

That shit takes balls to admit

>>Takes balls
>>Actually takes dicks

I'm a Closeted Psychopath and the only thing I can feel are for myself. For the longest amount of time I had no idea what was wrong with me. I manipulate without even trying to, I have no regard for responsibilities or even my own needs and I've killed Countless animals

I used to be huge into voyeurism when I was a kid. One time I hid in the shower when one of my mom's friends was over and peeked at her through a hole in the shower curtain while she was pissing. Another time when I was at this huge convention thing with dorms I slipped into a maintenance crawlspace so I could peek at the girls in the shower through a vent. I used to go outside at my grandma's at night during family holidays and peek through the bathroom window at my aunts while they showered. I even spied on my mom a few times while she was showering or changing and would lay just outside her bedroom at night and masturbate to her moans whenever she fucked my dad.

Get help. Stop being a subhuman.

pics?

My younger brother used to peek on me when I'd have boyfriends over when I still lived at home. I always knew when he was watching and would position myself so he could see better if we were messing around. I'm pretty sure he still has no idea I knew he was watching.

She’s 15 I’d never post her pics,I’m Caucasian and she’s a cute little Mexican cutie

I have a secret and nobody knows

describe her

link to it?

She’s not your sister and you’re one step away from doing it

Nah. The Best part about being a Psychopath is that Nobody ever sees it coming

I got banned from Yea Forums

Because of AIDS?

I once briefly touched my stepdaughter. She said no and I never did it again and came back to my senses.

Ruined our whole bond in one sick second of deviant behavior.

Like yeah I guess since I was raped a few times I had issues when I was younger and I didn't see it coming and couldn't believe I did it.

Worst feels knowing I messed up since I love the kid and my shit is not an excuse.

My landlord sent his wife to my apartment to paint the bathroom. I hade already painted it but she stayed because she was mad at him. Make yourself comfy, want some wine? I got her plowed on cheap white wine, and she got horny. She let me take off her clothes and put my dick in her holes multiple times. I told her to make me fuck her and she did. It's been a year or so since that happened and i tell her she's welcome to come back for it.

You should work for the cia or Facebook. Same thing

A friend of mine that's really open about her sexuality asked me to come over one night to use my dick. I said sure. Turns out she wanted me to fuck her while she ate out her roommate.
Fucked her until I came then her roommate ate the cum off my friend

These are just another repetitive cancer circlejerk thread like celeb threads and drawthreads and rate my dick threads and should go away.

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How did you touch her? What part?

You're a cool sister user

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I love wearing panties and sucking on my dildo, everyday i deepthroat my dildo and finger myself while wearing panties. I have urges and fantasies about being raped while dressed like a girl, god i cum buckets riding my dildo imagining being raped

5’7” petite long black hair nice little ass in her yoga pants small breast b cup

I fantasize about giving an 8yo girl her first orgasm.

I engage in private sexual activity that some may find offensive and slightly taboo.

It was a massage that went wrong (on my end).

Even this is the first time I've talked about it and maybe the last. I can't greentext it since I'm legit ashamed and it bugs me.

However for all the fags I'm willing to greentext my attempted semi rape by my black neighbor when I was a kiddo.

>Inb4 dog fucker

Tips please

Probably not a good idea to link it to my confession

you have kik?

OP here. So my "will actually tell it" worked?

absolutely disgusting

:(

I love watching sissy hypno while wearing lingerie and riding a didlo, it feels so naughty and sexy.

How old was she?

Why you not divorced wife yet, you poligimist or LARPing as one?

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No I don’t

What is this, a jpg for ants?

So are you fucking or not. Also, how old is she?

The feels hit me right tonight tbh. I only really saw the pic and said fuck it.

I want to say 9 1/2. It's insane how delusional your mind gets. Like you legit think you see signs and they may want it. They don't.

In a weird way besides the pain it caused for her mentally. It broke me through my issues like a semi truck of clarity and shame.

I used to fuck my twin brother growing up. I was the top and he was the bottom. We fucked from probably 10 to 17. He'd swallow and let me cum on or in him.

OP here, damn man. You could try something like you + her + a therapist. Absolute WORST case scenario is you get like 2 weeks in jail if she decides to tell the cops. But best case scenario is you both get over it and rebuild.

is was a great night

Lets see the greentext

>make me fuck her
What faggottery is this user?

Need that step green text

>What faggottery is this user?
Topkek

I've been stealing panties from my sister, mom, and aunt, love wearing them especially lingerie

Younger dating a milf, constantly fantasizing about her 18 year old daughter. Always thinking about her when fucking her mom

My dick small

Worst case scenario is I lose my wife and other kids if it came out. We have talked since she turned 13, I really talked with her and said I'd never touch her in any way or whatnot. Like if she wants a hug she initiates.

I think someone else touched her before I met her and I think I picked up on that confused kid sexuality stuff when you have been touched like j had and still apparently had inside me. I love her and it's okay if she hates me, I'll be around and one day she may forgive me.

>Be me 7 years old
>Farm kid in the country
>Always play run, so not a chubby kid at all
>New neighbors move in
>Two girls like one near my age one 15 and the boy 12 or 13
>Meet girls first and hang with them since no other kids around
>Finally meet brother
>Invites me over to hang one day
>Shows me Playboys and shit stashed he nicked from his dad
>Don't really get it or want to look
>We get bored and leave to play in the woods across from our houses
>Climb some shit whatever kiddish bullshit
>Finally out of the blue he says, "hey, Lemmy see your dick I want to compare."
>Me with tiny boy dick not thinking much of it takes my dick out and then he whips his out.
>Somewhat puberty so his dick is growing, not super long but longer than mine but thick like a stump
>He says he'll lick my dick and then I lick bus in return
>Has me lay on my back and licks my lil dick for a bit
>Then says okay it's your turn user
>I flip out a bit and say I hear my grandma calling
>He says bullshit and tries to force my head to his cock
>Manage to flip him off with a burst of farmboy hohah
>Run for life
>Success!
>Later sneaks up on me and gut punches me so hard I lose my wind, never see him or the girls again.

I could have embellished for fap sake but I oddly don't like to lie or fake shit up online

underrated comment

Tits or get the fuck off!
How complicated is thus shit

Y'all summer niggers need to step up your fucking game

my mom is a milf
my kik is juliius99

which board?

jesus fuckin christ what is this

I can guarantee that most people you know think you’re weird as fuck but it isn’t worth addressing because they don’t care enough

The one with her in it

I think my cousin’s 14yo friend is attractive. Pic related.

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I started taking pics of my step mum when I find her drunk or asleep .
I imagine her having sex as I hear her with my dad , she’s very into cock , hard n deep , noisy ...but he’s away a lot , even my mates flirt with her , she plays along .

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Red skirt

why haven't you fucked her already user?

I'm addicted to sharing pics of my gf online. We've been together for years and I love her but I can't help it. She's been reposted a few times and uploaded to galleries. When some of her pics are reverse image searched on Google, results come up. She was even recognised by someone irl from here which is very scary. Unfortunately I can't stop because it gets me off to know that other men have masturbated over her private pics.

>See this new imageboard. It should be interesting. Pls Bookmark it:


i-chan.ru/b

That's probably something we have in common then huh?

Was in bed with my ex and his friend, we had hooked up before but never has sex. I was way too drunk and passed out cuddling with my ex while the other guy was a few inches away. I woke up to the other guy trying to penetrate my pussy. I wasn't wanting to have sex so I said "No, not right now" and he just continued to push into me. I tried pushing him off and squirming away from him but he grabbed my shoulders and fucked me from behind. My ex woke up and started making out with me and jerking off to us having sex. He pulled out and came on my tits. It was painful and I was bleeding during and a lot the next day too. I felt guilty that I didn't fight more and was too drunk and nervous to do more. I shrugged it off because I knew my ex was into it. Kinda ignored it for a few years until I started to have panic attacks at parties or when I drank and started to have vaginismus. Seeing a therapist about it but still won't drink and sex is painful and can't really participate in it.

7 months ago i masturbated for 9½ hours straight without ejaculating until at the very end, and it was even after a long day of helping my brother move into his new house..
sometimes i don't understand what the fuck is wrong with me

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It’s my step mum !!
Only been around last year or so, dads about 20 years older than her , but still gives her fun ..
I just got curious after seeing her sunbathing , then took a few pics , now I’m collecting , she’s very relaxed if I mistakenly walk in when she’s showing , hiding camera is hard tho, but if she’s passed out I’m getting braver .

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Why is this a secret?
It could very well be a fucking world record

>It's my step mum
and? time's awasting user, just get her plastered one night (or day) when your dad's gonna be gone for a while, flirt with her a lot, and work your way up from jokes/compliments to light petting to bending her over the bed and ploughing that pussy

I enjoy the attention I get from older guys in the showers/changing room of the pool I swim at. It hasn't gone very far yet but I still really like when they touch me, and I think about letting it go further.

The most I got so far was bath , shower , sleeping naked , and then I also pulled her panties aside to get a close up of her pussy , another I moved her legs up wider to get a close up , so touched it but not when awake

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Fucking retard

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you gotta just go for it... she's a horny milf and all she needs to convince her to fuck you is a little (or a lot of) liquid courage and for you to make the first move
just make sure she's proper sloshed - too far gone to really be 100% there, but still awake enough to respond and be able to talk
also if you can, arrange for her to find you 'asleep' naked with a raging hardon whenever you can so she starts lusting for it, and try to 'accidentally' walk in on her changing or in the shower and vice versa too

My girlfriend recently had a breakdown because of her ex, he used to constantly rape her and did her make things, because he stole her nudes and already had them ready to send out. I didn't know about it befor and since she confessed it I forgo things I did before, to keep her from remembering what happened. But since that time, I started to wonder what would happen if I ended it all, and would start from a new with another girl.(There is at least one girl I know for sure she waits on our relation to break to start something with me, as she told me 3 weeks ago)

actually the world record is 10½ hours, so i was 1 hour away lol

I go on cam chat sites to fap with questionably aged girls. Do it all the time. Blackmailed a few, seen some really fucked up stuff on them.

faggots

Not nice

Im Bi and no one knows

That shit happened to me
Was talking to a straight dude about being a homo
He said it shouldn't even matter if you fuck horse dick
I fap to furry porn sue me

I most likely had a blackout. I'm just kinda confused right now

I grew out of a brony phase. So im that far from ya. I cringe too

My neighbours 14 year old daughter has a huge crush on me and I find myself falling for her despite my best efforts not to.

Is it concidered grooming if I wait until she's legal?

I love to fuck guys, make them use condoms and when they leave I dump the cum out of the condom and rub it all over and inside my pussy and fuck myself with their cum all over and inside me.. I must be sick but it’s the best orgasm I have had yet

same here, sometiems it feels good sometimes i wonder wtf im doing there ...

I pray your life goes on well
I know how you feel

Almost every night I have nightmares of the man I stabbed to death while operating with my team in 3rd special forces group. He was just a by standard caught in the crossfire, I’m sorry man

I discovered my 12 yo son and his friends regularly spy on my naked wife while she sleeps, showers etc. I have done nothing to stop this and she has no idea.

what are your thoughts on this?

whenever i go to anyone's house, i for some reason feel embarrassed to use their bathroom, its like when they hear me flush its forever in the back of their heads for the next 10 minutes or so that i just used the bathroom

so instead of using the bathroom i normally refuse to go but if i have to i just pee in their sink at night making it silent

then they will never know

:)

well I didnt stop it when I had the chance. I think that I would have appreciated this when I was 12 and that theres not a good reason to make them stop

you aren't alone

:O

ahaha that's hilarious... I mean I get it, I really do, but for me it's more about the splashing piss sound than the flushing, and I just put a layer of tp down over the water to dampen the noise instead of pissing in a sink like a sperg
that's surprisingly cool of you user. you gonna encourage more or just leave it at that?

Im thinking how I can encourage it, but so far Ive only left her sleeping with sheet off when she drank too much. These kids arent all that brave-yet

Ive overheard some conversations and my son is reluctant to spy but his friends convince him

I had a gf who regularly sucked her dog's dick. Once I found out, she would do it in front of me. Sometimes she would suck the dog and me at the same time, going back and forth. It was unbelievable.

Nothing turns me on more than the thought of showing someone a lewd pic of my sis and losing control over the pic.

you could drop subtle hints and tips to your son, arrange for the two of them to be alone with each other more, maybe get one of his friends to help out
if they're not that brave yet then you just gotta give them a reason to be

Sounds good contact me aono2324#9946

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i am always everyone's worst sexual partner.

>first girlfriend wasnt a virgin but i was, had sex for the first time and she commented that my dick was small. blew my load after 10 seconds. she broke up with me after that
>second girlfriend who was a virgin. enjoyed oral but often just used her own fingers. she found out about using an electric toothbrush on her clit and had some insane orgasms with it, she would let me watch. eventually had sex and she said she didnt know what all the fuss was about. her friend convinced her it is good but maybe im not. cheated on me.
>3 rd girlfriend. was a massive slut but bought her own wand vibrator and dildo as she was "sick of just laying there and never cumming"
>had a few one night stands but they never went well. one girl took one look at my dick and then didnt bother. one girl told me to stop and she finished herself off. one girl i came as soon as she touched my dick.
>current fiance. was always mor eof a clit girl and didnt really enjoy sec. we fucked alot at first and alot of oral but i made the mistake of buying her a clit vibe. she uses that everytime and will just give me a handjob. if she ever wants anything in her its normal an 8 inch dildo she bought herself. she will let me in sometimes when she just wants to feel something there. uses the clit vibe everytime. ive never made her cum from sex, she doesnt want my figners and doesnt want oral as the clit vibe is better.

Unlikely. Everyone just knows you're a dick and they are probably going to fire you.

Which sites do you use? Best win?

You're not blood relatives. Of course, she might hate you forever and/or tell your parents...

yeah Im not gonna drop hints and some of the friends seem like horny little 12yo. Im gonna give them moe opportunity and see what happens. My wife sometimes drinks too much so Ill leave her out naked

Ok dude time to stop being a pussy about sex. Bite her neck, choke her, squeeze her hips while you fuck her until it bruises, dominate her. If your just pushing your dick back and forth in then it will NEVER be better than her toys. You need to have some sensual violence in you, because I can tell from this thread that you're a sexual pussy with a huge backlog of sexual hangups and inadequacy.

People like you are the reason I will always check behind the shower curtain when I use the bathroom

Wow, like direct file transfer to your brain through touching it? That must be awesome!

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been there

maybe suggest your son have a friend spend the night over sometimes, that will be innocent enough yet still create opportunities, especially if you have to leave for a day or two on a trip... you just gotta arrange stuff
- sleepover gives them time
- you being gone gives them a window
- her having hard liquor stocked up and a reason to drink gives them an opportunity

You can never be too careful, user.

My boyfriend doesn't know I lost my virginity at 12.

Ok, here we go (hopefully this isn't too much for ya'll retarded Faggots)
It's only fantasy, i jerk off to it, never done it in real life, probably never will
but i jerk off to the ideas of : little boys and girls, animals especially cats, hot dead girls necrophilia, Retards, torture, rape, incest, trannies... Basically the whole fucked up psychopath in an asylum package, lol. But I live a normal life nonetheless, it's just those transgressive taboo things turn me on.

Kik?

I was a child prostitute when I was a little boy and i fucking loved it.

yes all good ideas. I think I need her to be very drunk though, and she wont if shes home watching the kids. So I need the kids to sleep over, and be there to get her drunk, then leave or feign sleep in another room and see what happens

I'm really sorry but I don't think you could have stopped it. The only consequence of not fighting is you cant say you didnt consent... sorry it damaged you.

That rule was devised for attention whores, not this. Lurk moar

Yep. But fuck their opinions.

my wife had a three year "affair" with her much older neighbor when she was 13-16. Even though she admit she was manipulated, she still says it was mostly fun.

Why isnt she your wife? That's amazing

used to have a girlfriend into girls but too afraid to do anything about it...she hinted it would be ok for me to fuck other girls so of course I started doing that...after I would fuck them I would head over to her place and say " I have a surprise for you" and drop my pants...she would come and get on her knees and suck me to taste the girls...eventually, I would refuse to tell who which girl I had fucked and made her guess from the taste of their pussy on my dick...she got really good at it...she is now a doctor...

I will never forget how I had to pass on fucking 3 drunk high school chicks at an anime convention because my friend decided to have a mental breakdown. We got a handle of vodka and making them strip and kiss each other. Then he flipped the fuck out because he was in love with some other unobtainable chick.

well best of luck to you with that, and do share the results with us when you get some

>My boyfriend doesn't know I lost my virginity at 12.
Who did you lose it to? Was that the first sexual thing that you did? Was it consensual?

Youd have to post dick for us not to think it's just physical. Bitches fuck eachother just rubbing together...

No tits, get the fuck out plz. Thank you.

>gf who regularly sucked her dog's dick
How big was the dogs dick? Did she swallow?

File share fap kid? You're not alone... we just can't advertise it. I'm talking to a girl like this rn though.

Who whored you? Did they start by fucking you?

Narcissist. I call bullshit

a guy i met in a chatroom. he did me first then started introducing me to others. i kept all the money and he loved to watch.

Ever debate continuing the cycle?

literally went naked into a dumpster on a street at night and masturbated in there. then got a shower and couldn't sleep for another 2 days because of the aftershock of realizing I'm horny beyond salvation.

How does it feel knowing your lil bro wants your pussy? Legit curious.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Imagine being this cringe

i mean im working with a 4 incher :[

i continued till i was around 23. I quit cause i felt i got too old for it and the sugar daddy i was with was giving me unnecessary drama. He still bothers me to this day so i keep threatening him.

Leave.

That's not enough for these anecdotes. Seriously just post it... but I think it might be making you incredibly unconfident in bed.

Probably fake, but I have done the same with my GF actually. She has a FWB who uses condoms with her and after her date, I went in the trash and flipped his condom inside out to finger fuck her.

I want my son to find dirty pic of his mom on the computer. I try so hard to get him to search around a bit.

We are dog sitting right now and I am daring my GF to fuck him

Faggot

I lived in Belgium for about 12 years and really got into prostitutes...I lived right by the red light district and started going all the time. back then, they only charged 500 francs, which is about 15 bucks...cheaper than fucking mcDonalds...over the years I think I fucked about 600 or so...I never felt bad about it as I am not a good looking enough guy to be able to do that on his own...so why not fuck as many as you can? Being with so many made me pretty good in bed and some of the girls would get so horny they would do me for free...making a hooker cum is an art...I fucking loved those ones....

I'm serious, I get transgender people...but don't pretend you are a chick here. It's not even worth fishing for tits to prove.

Be as insecure about it as you like... I personally know to girls that independently found Yea Forums and post.

I'm sure, but it doesn't matter. For all intents and purposes ever person here is between 16 and 29. And if someone claims they they are a chick, then need to prove otherwise.

Don't go into a situation looking for a climax
Use your hands and tounge to dance with the chick(especially if your dick isn't on par)
Like legit put on some music you like
You don't seem like an asshole so maybe you don't try to learn a person but in sex it helps
You see something that draws the chick in think about that
Use it on another
Learn from each experience
U'll be fucking over chicks in no time

Oh I still default that all are men until proven otherwise. But they are among us... and this one wasnt hanging around to require proof.

Start paying for sex and ask one what you can do better. Theyll be honest.

I dated an older woman one time that was pimping out her daughter, the amount of times I saw men enter their house and pay hundreds of dollars to fuck her was insane. The lady let me once, it was okay

Oh never thought of that , I’m much younger than her , but yes she does seem to get flirty with my mates and seems to like the compliments, , I’m not sure how asleep she was that last time , I touched her intimate .
You maybe right .
I’m not very experienced tho , she is

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My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

They touch you? Wtf

public pools its pretty common.

So specific and random i believe you

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Dog's dick was huge, with a know the size of a tennis ball. Dogs don't cum all at once. They sort of cum continuously and so it flies around. She would swallow all that went in her mouth and her face and hair would be soaked. They cum a lot and she would sometimes suck the dick for half hour or more. I couldn't get enough of watching her do it.

If you can convince her to do it, you'll have fapping material for life. It's amazing.

You deserve the nightmares faggot

I moved away unfortunately. She's with some guy now. I always wonder if he knows that she sucks dog cock, or maybe watches.

I opened her up , saw her clit

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I fully agree user... "by standard", really? What a fuckin' retard

Yeah when its quiet they usually do.

How old were you all at the time

How old was the daughter?

daughter was 14 at the time I was dating her mom

Been thinking about asking my co-worker out on a date.

How cant somebody feel this

offer to take her out sometime to eat or do something fun... basically take her on dates, sit close to her, get a little touchy (hand on her shoulder, arm around her waist, "accidentally" brush against her when passing by, etc), anything to get her used to contact between you two
show more affection to her - hug her often, and when you do give her a little extra tight squeeze and hold the enbrace til she pulls away, make sure you brush your fingertips along her back a bit too
give her little kisses goodnight or goodbye on the cheek
hold her hand when you have an excuse like when you're walking through crowds
watch her eyes when she's drinking and you're talking and flirting with her - if you notice her looking at your lips repeatedly it's a good sign that she's thinking of kissing you and that's your cue to make a move... just don't rush it or you might spook her

Whitechapel happened in 1888, retard

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

Pic related is a recent picture of her.

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been blackmailing my sister from the moment I found her private account and then bought her nudes from an ex boyfriend.

pic related

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More?

Be ME
>Posted in a secrets thread about 3 months ago
>told everything
>a few days after I posted I get a knock at the door
>men with badges and warrants
>Take my brothers computer by mistake

Dont tell your secrets. They will come knocking

more as in pics more or story more?

I tell women I meet online that I had a vasectomy so they'll let me bareback and cum inside them. I have not had a vasectomy.

Have you ever heard of a thing called time travel dumb-dumb?

Me 24, gf 19, niece 11

Lolololo

Same

most self diagnosed “psychopaths” actually have high functioning autism and mistake their inability to emotionally connect/sympathize with others with psychopathy. dylan roof is a great example of this

Sometimes I bump threads

I want to convince my aspiring model friend that she's better off doing nude modelling/porn

Both

Almost all of my female coworkers have seen my cock. I found my one co-worker on fetlife and she showed a bunch of the other girls.
It's resulted in an inside joke thanks to one girl's exclamation of "SO MUCH PENIS".

Must be fun user :)

My wife and I smell the used panties of our daughters while having sex

Ages?

She was well out , I started gentle then did more and more , still no reaction .

10 and 12

How did that start? You or her?

Ok thanks , I seem to get nervous, but even when I caught her in a towel , naked , she does not rush to hide , so that’s giving me more confidence, I loved touching her pussy . So horny
So sexy now looking at all my photos

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She started it. Caught her doing it while she was doing the laundry. Asked her about it and she said she enjoyed the smell and I should try. I did and never stopped doing it

Do you have pics?

Of what?

You too? Damn, now i am reliefed that i am not the only one!

I am Spartacus

The damn undies

Do you roleplay or anything along with it or is that as far as it goes?

I work at a nursing facility and met a lady who said that her grandmother was a prostitute that had met the one who committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

No, don't have any atm. Don't take pics of them usually.
No, we just sniff them and tell each other how nice they smell. Wife sometimes attempts to wear them

Got them some thongs yet?

Yes, we got them some for the summer since they look better under leggings. They even like wearing them which is cool

So much larp. Brool story co

Please kill yourself, faggot.

I'm curious OP. What are you gonna tell?

It's certainly a nice little ego boost. Plus it's oddly freeing? Like I don't have to try to present myself as an attractive mate in the hopes that I'll get to see her naked. We've already seen each other naked. Now we're just good friends.

Did you watch? Ass hair too?

Wait what ? Explain

Kik ?

I didnt make popcorn and pull up a chair but I saw a bit here and there, they did it in the bathroom but left the door open. Just pussy as far as I know.

>I've killed Countless animals
die of cancer negro

epic, thanks for being a good sister

of course she felt it, op is retarded if he thinks she's not aware

I fap more than I'd like

I have a fetish where i masturbate with live worms

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Typical degenerate race traitor

Some months into the draft, when i worked in an important relay station of the information network of the German Army, i was repeatedly contacted by a russian speaking guy that approached me in a bar and obviously knew i was russian-german and a loner who had no one to talk with.
We went out like 20 times with him helping me get into contact with girls. Even thought i never scored and remain a lvl 32 wizzard til this day, it was the only time i felt normal and like a social being in my whole life.
The officers warned us about exactly these kinds of situations and i knew he must be some kind of spy, as he kept on asking about details of the organisation of our battalion and particularly the encryption of the relay station, but he was one of the few people that ever have been nice to me.

I told him about how easy it would be to get the fucking super duper secret manual encryption codes, as they would be transported by two unarmed technicians, because our commanders were to lazy to go through the paperwork to get the allowance to transport them with heavy armed support they were actually ment to be transported.
I told him the input procedure, the routes they drive, the scedule of our operators, i told him where we would have fucking top secret camouflaged backup stations and our emergency procedures and much much more.

He never called back after the draft was over, but i still consider him the best friend i ever had.

One of our officers once jokingly told us the the US could put me to death for this i ever entered the country, because the americans in Europe are actually using the system for their airforce bases in Europe.

That's the reason i never told anyone about it.

But what i heard from a Former comrade years after is that the system would be changed to be run mostly by a private contractor, because the americans had concernes it could be compromised.

It's actually a true story and i'm only telling it because i'm on suicide watch right now anyway.
Kill me

My wife is pregnant..but the semen is from a tgirl that cummed on my cock..and her cock is almost twice my size

I'm sexually fucked up, raped as a child, molested by parents, attracted to all sorts of kinks.

When first married, due to past, no sex drive. As I've aged, my kinks and drive have gone crazy.

Spouse had, has, and never will have sex drive. So marriage is rough. Further drives kinks crazier and crazier.

I feel like I saw the spirit of the angel Michael and I feel a lot more cuddly now

Fuck that guy, who cares

i wouldn't put raped and molested in the same line with "attracted to all sorts of kinks". you're normal, and have your fetishes, you're not fucked up.

Whore

During the time I worked as a delivery guy I hit several fences and stuff with the van and didn't tell anyone.

Ah and btw it was the shittiest job I've ever done (but that's not a secret.)

No, it was made for women. They are all attention whores. You need to lurk moar

I let my dad fuck me yesterday. I was ready for it to hurt and there was even a little blood that scared me a bit afterwards, but I enjoyed it. I guess I am gay.

WTF ?

Catfished a guy I know and got dick pics and a video of him wanking

No homo just wanted to see his cock

>No homo just wanted to see his cock
gay

Did things to passed out sis

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