Roll dubs and you have to tell a friend you jerk to them

Roll dubs and you have to tell a friend you jerk to them.

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nobody ever posts proof

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I just did

that pic is copypasta

It’s my OC from yesterday

>mfw why lie for no reason

filename changed bud

Haha nigga quads and I'll text my fuckin ex wife

roll
i never win dubs in these

ouch, so close

i wont

Thanks

rolled dubs again, you have to tell her again

well well well would you look at that

No balls let’s go

Roll

Waiting

What's the point of this exactly? You expecting them to ask to see or something?

> apologizing multiple times
Sigh.

Rolling for dubs. Can't wait to tell my non-existent female friends I'm jerkin' it to their fully clothed bodies.

Tbh i get off on knowing that my friends know I jerk it to them.

I aleady posted

Fucking roll. I got A few I can send this too

Have do tell 2 others now, gl

Going hard

...

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If you roll as a femanon do you have to say jerk?

I'd say shlick.

Not sure many would understand

Rolll

Fuck

Update?

Nothing. Probably asleep. It is 4 in the morning

Röll

My friends need better self esteem. So far the responses have all been along the lines of "You need better porn" followed by a link.

Jason is the only outlier. His response was literally "Yeah? So do I"

Jason sounds based.

This can only end badly

Fuck it.
Roll

Roll

Rawl. If dubs I'll actually deliver.

Do it anyway

He's just about the most self-obsessed bastard I've ever known. He literally keeps nude photographs and paintings of himself hung on his walls (which look somehow fitting with his fur-lined curtains and rugs)

Fuck it why not?

First to 5 votes gets it:

1. A close friend
2. My cousin
3. My best friends fiance

close friend

Friend

Cousin

Close friend

3. BFF's Fiance

Best friend's Fiance

3

friend

Does count if you’ve already fucked them in the past and you normally flirt around?

Post some results you pussies,

More of OP girl.

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1

Best Friend's Fiance -3

And that settles it, we have a winner. Keep thread alive, will deliver

3 please

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Childhood friend I fap to regularly. Trips and I tell her about it. Pic related

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roll

Roll

rolling

Rolling

bump

rolll

roll

rollll

Jokes on you, I only have male friends

Rol

win

that was quick. WIN

Didnt take you fuckers long. Drafting message now

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I'm fucking dying. Fuckers went bot on you. You better deliver.

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Dubs decide what I reply

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Tryna be careful because I've known her my whole life

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You're welcome, but if anytime you ever feel the same and maybe wanna ogle at each others bodies and relieve some stress let me know. (Smirk face)

Tell her you are terminally Ill and you want to fuck her

reroll

roll

re-reroll

just tell her, you like her und you want more

You can do this user

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GO FOR GOLD MAN. SHE LIKES YOU.

she is in to that

Too many words you incel, keep it short and sweet

does she have a bf?

That's the point you fuck it's cringy.

reroll

keep us updated

GREEN LIGHT. GREEN LIGHT. VROOOOM

omg this is like the first girl who sees it as a compliment and isnt grossed out about it.

all girls should thank us guys for jerking of to them

but i already do. that's half the fun

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(left, not that fucking gargoyle on the right)

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I bet she sends u a pic with toungue out

absolute madlad

look how far you can take it

nothing moar?

No bf
She's slow to reply

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Imagine you just ask chicks for pics of their tongue TO CUM ON and they actually send you one? Wtf kinda fantasy shit is this lmao.

respond honestly unless it's like more than twice a day. Tell her you like her lips or something or say her belly is tight most girls are insecure about that.

Rolling

2times for the winnn

this

Exactly.

Imagine getting married to a life long friend because Yea Forums spammed the thread to tell her you jerk off to her

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I gotta know how this ends user

i do this all the time

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Ask her out now. Yea Forums demands it.

she is in to you! continue talking

She actually seems very accepting of it. Maybe you should be honest and say that you are surprised by her reaction but that you don't actually jerk off to her and you only said it for a dare. But that you actually have feelings for her and you want to know if she has feelings for you too.

what the fuck

You fucks take too long and screw it up anyways

" I have to say, I'm surprised myself on how calm and okay you are with it. It's quite a turn on"

Forgot pic

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She only feels weird cause it was one sided and can only imagine what you do. Double down and and confess that "it might not be just physical attraction" or something like that.

Nah that ruins it all. She sounds intrigued but only via the shock of the confession. Say it was a lie and you lose it.

Fk tard, don't wait for dubs. Just reply whats in your best interest. And our interest are lined up. Some possible noodz

That is the worst fucking plan

Don't be an idiot. It'll backfire bigtime

"It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate rather than succumb and bow ones head."

Trust me youll be swimming in vagene in no time

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rolling

This thread turned different than I expected

You fool.

you have to tell us her reply

Do it faggot

fucking tard should just ask if you can be friends with benefits.

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I’ve ran out of female friends to tell :(

why yall talkin about books and shit

send her the video to let me freak by lil dickey

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You're making it worse. Don't text her back, if she wants it she'll keep the conversation going. She wants attention.

Should I feel bad?

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Ahhhh shit, here we go

.... you're gonna feel bad when she tells your fucking girlfriend, danny

No thanks

No, your girlfriend doesn't have to be the most physically attractive person to you on the planet. Love is deeper than that but our monkey brain sees a woman equivalent to a jewel and we go "oooh shiny" and wanna cum all over it.

She would've already. Take it from someone who cheated on his girlfriend with like 8 girls half of them being her friends

I'll bang your gf danny

Roll and hope i dont hope i dont hit

I feel like this might work

roll nigger

she's going to touch your wiener mate!

winrar, job well done

You're going to fuck this girl. Well done. Tell her it was a dare and everything just not that its public.

This thread is getting people laid. Good post.

fgts

rolling

>next week on b
>posts about how basically a b dare gave me a girlfriend

Pack it up boys this thread dead

At least we got some good ones

Thread turned out very good

>cropped timestamp
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

good times man

We got another one

Keep it alive bromeo

Roll please no dubs

Holy shit I want in on this action

Rollll

Just do it then

Yeah just send the message. It seems the more blunt the better the response

I still have nudes of a girl she sent them to me 9+ years ago and i still regularly fap to them. If dubs ill tell her I still have the pics

The god of dubs deemed me not worthy today...plus the girl I know is just 16, I have another but we already fuck around like that

You rolled dubs for yourself

Winrar

Lmao fuck it

Bump

Winrar

Congrats you have a chance to get laid

Roll

How the fuck do you save threads on a phone? This shit is amazing

Let's face it, the odds are probably not in his favor.

Kek

Damn user this thread is blessed

Praise be the dubs

Kek

on website a bookmark works
on clover you wouldn't be asking if you were able to install it
get an android my g

God help me

Wtf is this shit, yall better start delivering

Aw fuck.
Alright its coming
But you do it too.

Aww fuck sake...

Damn honestly didnt think id roll my own dubs. I'll deliver later im at work right now and i want to be looking at the pics and fapping when I send.

>twenty years from now
>"How did you and mom start dating?"
>""A Chinese carpet weaving site gave me the balls to do it.""

Alright faggots any auggestions for my first line?
Dont even care anymore.

no girl on my contacts saddest day fur ich

I dunno man I think every user to win is getting laid so far

Hey i gotta tell you something that might make you uncomfortable

checked

Jesus christ user you already won, guess it means you gotta go for a twofer

Fuckin hell
Lets see how the first goes

Aight slick

you rolled dubs, now send it to her and post proof
btw rolling

bump

I dont think its working out the way I was led to believe

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You can't go back now, keep going

Keep going. She's stressed from work. Get over there and help relieve her.

at least you can say it was a meme (screenshot this thread) and go back to square one

I love that you censored your own name but you left hers visible

Roll

You bastards lied to me I was supposed to get laid

I got a unique name, "jordan" is pretty common.

don't back down. Just tell her that she's hot

Not my fault you fucked up.

Well you are no longer in the friendzone mate. She'll might have you orbiting her till she's bored and than fucks you

Nigga, see

>sorry Jordan
I you got sand in your vagina u beta cuck

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post more replies

Don't back down now cuck turn her on

Send her a vid tributing her you beta cuck

dab

Dubs and I tell my mom I cum in her panties when I visit home

Rolling

Roll

ITT people being creeps to their female friends, potentially ruining friendships

Why would you even have females you talk to that don't know you want to fuck them?

ding ding

We live in the beta society

I do this is true

Damn son miss me with a pity fuck

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Aw shit

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Hell yeah

ask her if she wants you to start telling her when you cum to her pics.

Alright

Done

This is for sure something else than I expected

Please do this, ask her to provide new pictures too

Lets not go full retard just yet we're at half retard

Yeah I figured I'd get shit on more

I like that she asked why you dont to her other friends. She is digging it even if she feels a bit weird now

this thread is immensely entertaining. Love seeing you guys burn bridges (maybe strengthen them, we'll see). I don't jerk off to my friends so I like to think I'm safe.

Roll

Update?

this. Butter her up some more.

I’m shaking...

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based retard

I actually dont jack off to her but I've been around NEETs long enough to know how it goes

Here's hoping.

easy escape

Let's pray this is real

roll

Another dub, user

do this

WE GOING FULL RETARD

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Trips of blessing I got this on lock

THEN ASK FOR FEET PICS

Bump

Kek

You're actually autistic. Congrats.

The trips are with you, best of luck user

>trips
Send her a dick pic

If it comes back to the other topic im doing this

And these

Czech’d and kek’d.
May the force be with you.

bump for those feets

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Yeah what do I have to lose

Youre welcome

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smooth as fuck

noice. ask for feet pics.

Shee gonna know its a meme if I do that, ive done it before as a joke

But why not if it goes well and it needs some comedic relief

absolute chad

Dude she definitely is into it. She wants more details about what you do. Tell her what pic you think is the best and what you think about with her

tell her to send you a pic to get off to later, something with her feet in it.

Damn, you're saving this user. Nice

Send her a picture where you have tribute her picture or pay a picture on here and I'll tribute it for you.

My hero

Post update

From
To

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Fucking witnessed.

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>I can’t believe I’m actually considering it

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He bailed

Fucking told you it'd work if you didn't stop.
Ask for pics if she's into the idea.
Post pics

ourguy aint updating. she probably thought that the sarcastic witty remark was rude and rejected him lmao
welp at least learned a thing or two about conversing w/ women

Roll

ahahhaha ur fucking amazing man

Legend

Text her this pic and nothing else

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Your turn.

OP pls post

Pretty legendary thread, lesson here all bitches are thots you just gotta go full retard no fucks given

SIKE FAGGOT YOU THOUGHT

yeah how did it go this well

So guys we did it we managed to not completely fuck it up

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Roll

Believe what you want to

Yeah honestly just know the bitch and dont be a stuttering autist

Yeah RIP toe pics

Paying for what?
Pls do this:

Someone should screenshot this thread. Fucking legendary. Include me in the screenshot

Pretty sure she meant the date

ur my hero

>Tfw no female friends to text to
This should be obvious by my memelord status

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good luck, op.

Wow seeing how well this turns out for alot of people making me want to try it.
Then i realize my female friends know im a piece of shit when it comes to relationships so it aint gona work out.

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Just tell a guy friend

You better be fucking her brains out by the end of that date user...

When are you gonna send us another update tomorrow user? So i can be here and check

>Not using a cute guy friend instead
Stay bad fag.

fuck im seething and so jealous right now
fuck her before showing her this thread and revealing how it was all for d lulz

Rollin for dem dubz

this thread is so fucking fake and gay that even fags at r/thathappened would tell you guys to go fuck yourself

This time tomorrow probably, maybe an hour or two earlier

wow shes desperate

Now thats full retars

I can tell you from experience that at least a few of the reactions seem plausible.
The last one that was both offended and into it... that one I have my doubts.

>saying raviolli
>not putting raviolli in the gun

Hopefully the trips bless man. Praise be the triple 9

She actually is but she cute

thread is fake and gay, you are fake and gay, everything here is fucking fake and gay, this is all as real as delusional incest fags sharing stories about threesomes with their sisters

Keep seething faggots

Roll

no U

If a girl is into you sexually, she *really* doesn't mind if you jack off to her. Actually, if she's into you sexually she's likely to like the idea that you jack off to her.

Maybe you cannot imagine a woman would enjoy the thought that you get off to her because you cannot imagine a woman would *like* you that way. If that's the case, that's actually kinda sad. It's sad because you're likely underestimating yourself, it's sad because you're beating yourself up over something that's easily remedied and it's sad because instead of doing something about it you lash out against other people who don't have your self-inflicted problems.

Too real for y'all fags?

What a great thread!

Here we go...

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