What kind of girlfriend do you want?

What kind of girlfriend do you want?

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Just like this one

One that has a vagina.

That's all one can really hope for.

Because would you really try to choose not to have what you can get instead of something you'll never get?

We accept what we can get.

Name?

One that doesn't have fucking mental issues and can act normal for more than a week.

> woman with no mental issues
You're better off just going gay. A little bit of dick in the ass every now and then is a small price for a sane relationship with another human being.

>One that doesn't have fucking mental issues and can act normal for more than a week.

Yeah this would be pretty sweet.

>What kind of girlfriend do you want?
One that won't tell my wife.

Sorry to break it to you user but most men are mentally fucked as well

Well I'm talking about my current girlfriend, I do like her and I want to stick around to see her get better, but fuck it gets hard sometimes

protip: if she has social media and posts on it regularly (daily), she's 100% fucked. Desperate for attention because she has a massive hole in her life. Don't go near her, not worth the effort.

My first two girlfriends were pretty crazy too, the first one more so than the second. But eventually I found my current gf who is pretty stable, more so than most people at least.

They're out there. You'll find one some day.

A nigger

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a real one

All pretty girls and most ugly ones, that only leaves retarded, homeless, junkie or oldie (cause they're tech illiterate)

Already dating a blowjob girl (our record is cuming three times in a row) but she has a kid so she must really want me sticking around too lol

she married too? be honest user

a girlfriend that let's me call him "daddy"

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A blind one

Negative, she didn't even bother getting married when she was knocked up, but I have her on bc now and it's like free sex and guaranteed BJs every Saturday & Sunday night

the one that will make me a sandwich with minimal to no bitching upon hearing the request

sounds like a good deal, props to you either away bro. trying to get into a similar arrangement but this girl probably has a man. i know ur gonna tell me to fuck right off but i want your thoughts anyways.

A girl that is pale and white with big tits and is loyal to me, and enjoys my cock size.

A slut that can cook

No one likes your lil skinny dick user

not him but is it better to be long and thin, or thick and not that long?

A 12 year old one. That's what kind.

One of the living variety

You are on the path to enlightenment. May your way be filled with two or three vaginas before finding the one that will put up with you forever.

Any gf that is virtual is fine to me, so can make her appear/disappear at will.
Life showed me all human gf are a real pain in the ass at the end of the day.
FUCK, the weebs were right...

one that exists

The one that no longer wants me.

Your insecurities are in full display right now

A punching bag

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hey thanks and whatever floats your boat, just don't get too attached cause when the time to split comes up you better move on quick broski. but you can still have a genuinely fun time with her, watch out for red flags. you got this.

Japanese, skinny and kind
Preferably a bit religious too

Waiting for Elon's biological catgirl technology. Then comes irl anime waifus. jews deliver or else

i appreicate the advice, there are a few red flags but tbh i am willing to look past 1 or 2 anything in particular that is a dealbreaker? thx

a punk/goth/whatever girl. tats, piercings, fishnets, dark wardrobe, you get the picture.
also she plays the drums. that'd be cool

thick and not that long. I can tell you from experience that spear dicks hurt like fuck. Hentai lies to you, the cervix does not mean pleasure, repeat the cervix does not mean pleasure. ONLY PAIN

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whats the ideal length/girth then?

A bi girl with big tits that likes porn and is addicted to being horny

if said existing partner comes looking or asking questions you're outta there. kinda like having a side chick if that can make any sense. if she's single then she's fair game, but don't let some jealous or worse crazy boyfriend ruin your shit. it would be better if you can convince her to leave him, but if she's married it will get complicated, if it's only a boyfriend maybe she can leave him for you.

the one I have now was "talking" with me for a few weeks til she broke it off with her fat ass boyfriend, then she came running to spend time with me. but I made it very clear we'd see how it goes because I am not ready to be a full blown step dad either.

the sex is great and she recently let me start recording her sucking me and that's a lot of fun, gotta keep the sex life spicy I guess!

it varies from girl to girl, but for me generally about 7 inches long 2.5 inches thick. any thicker would probably hurt, and any longer would probably hit the cervix, although once again, it varies from girl to girl.

One with a dick

One that isn't a self hating fatass. Also low maintenance. Probably doesn't exist.

one that doesn't find everything offensive

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yeah i know the rules, she says no or the guy shows up i am gone POOF. i just find it interesting that we talk and she hasnt ever brought him up. thx for the advice

None.

I’d prefer 14 or 15.

barely over 6 but over 3 thick, guess fat chicks only for me then?

JUST

A big titty goth gf that you can bust your load into all day everyday. Pic related I would kill people for this coochie

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>gay
>sane

Pick one.

asshole?

>inb4 said girl cheats because she's always horny