There is no god

Ants don't have sapience so, no.

You know what I meant nerd.

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Yup and I did, and I'm blowing up your nihilistic metaphor with logic and scientific fact.

Do you talk to people like this in public?

Not gonna lie. As obnoxious as you are I am mildly impressed at the correct use of "salience".

I might. He seems alright.

>*tips fedora*
>Nothing personal kid. It's just that I have the power of God AND Anime on my side!
kek

Sapience. *.

M'lady

Malady

I don't wear a fedora, I don't watch anime, I don't brag about being an atheist but keep reaching lil bud.

Maybe you should. Broaden your horizons.

Maybe you should go outside occasionally.

Yea yeah, phone posting and phones dictionary says sapience isn't a word

There's no tendies outside

>atheist fedora tipping
>I have the power of god...on my side

If seven of nine breathes a sigh, what do you have?
Never trust an Android.

CAN I HAVE AN AMEN!?

Says the user, at 4 am, on cuckchan.

>atheist makes unsubstantiated claim about the nature of God and the afterlife
>It's not a religion though
Every time

It was my day off today. I lifted weights today, did the dishes and laundry, and now I'm having a beer, playing some guitar and watching a stream while I casually shitpost. What did you do today? Jerk off?

Actually, similar day.
Not sure why that matters.

None of those things happen outside. LARP

Hey op you still here? I get that you're an atheist and all edgy but why do you dress like that? Is it one of y'all's religious laws to dress like a sperg? I don't get it.

Maybe he's just a sperg. They can be surprisingly woke, minus the dress code.

I use iPhones

>theists can't be fedora tipping losers too
It's alright, I know self-awareness isn't one of your stronger attributes.

Y'all look so ridiculous. I don't care about your personal beliefs but why do you choose to dress like that? Do you enjoy the ass beatings?

Never an phone.

Was actually a cyborg joke, but it's cool.

>Yes anons. I too did the exercise and normie things. I certainly didn't go on the internet and tell lies.
cringe

I bet you, if he has a GF, she's obese. $100 on the table. Any takers?

>>>/leddit/

Hey man, spergs need love, too.

I actually know someone irl. His name is Kris Horton. He got kicked out of high school for making a bomb threat because he dressed like this spouting off his atheist bs nobody wanted to hear. He married this fat blue haired feminist. He dresses like this to this day. Completely fucking nutcases, both of them. Op you reminded me of him. You people really need to take your fucking meds...

Nah how about you go back instead.

That's hateful, user. Are you taking your meds?

Yes I hate people who make bomb threats. So horrible of me.

Thank you for apologizing.

We need more cringe threads like in old days ffs

Get fucked.

Kill yourself you autistic terrorist

The entire thread is cringe if you haven't been paying attention.

mosdef

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard wewlad. If you're not larping a cringe thread seek help.

it's obvious that elements have to come together a certain way. there are, in fact, an infinite amount of possible elements but most will not be stable in this universe. the ones we focus on are the ones found to be stable. (learned from quora).

my personal theory is that chemistry came together in a way that worked to create life--the actual, accepted theory--and then, this chemical reaction ended up going far enough to want to keep feeding itself. this attempt to keep feeding itself lasted long enough that it ended up "splitting" in a way that created another entity that processed chemicals.

the definition of life is something that 1. eats 2. procreates. my explanation covers both of those things and ultimately, the ONLY purpose of a lifeform is to process chemicals. all we ever do to perform the two necessities of a lifeform is to process chemicals. all of our feelings are caused by chemicals, and all of our urges are caused by chemicals, in a highly complex system that, at its lowest level, only really desires to process chemicals. "born to process chemicals" is basically all it is. on top of that, the "meaning" of life is the experience that the chemical processing "device" has.

this means that the universe operates autonomously but it doesn't make sense that it happened accidentally. this conclusion doesn't work for classic atheists OR theists, but it DOES work for the 21st century, where life simulators/computers exist.

"nothing comes from nothing" - decartes

I'm not the one who migrated over hearing tales of dank memez and awesome winz loser.

:D

No such takes were prophecied. Render unto Caesar.

Stop you're killing me roflmao hahahahahahah

One would think after all the punishment they endured they'd stop with their breed of bullshit. Maybe daddy touched you? IDK why you feel the need to be a target. I'm legitimately asking, did your father beat you? Like on a regular basis? Did he cross dress? Put out lit ciggerettes on your skin?

I'm asking because it seems like you enjoy the negative attention y'all get. If he did, I mean this, seek help before suicide. People care, there's support groups and everything.

Are you offering your support? Can you recommend a group?

His plan seems to be that I browse Yea Forums and play WoW.

cool story bro

Don't forget jerking off. He mentioned jerking off several times.

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If you can't get one try the other. Please seek help before suicide. I don't care about your religious beliefs, but I do care if you live or die. I'd enjoy arguing over shit but I feel in my soul that you're really unhinged. Something tells me you're not just playing. Like this is a cry for help. I feel very sad for you. I wish I could do more....

I'm just a larp in this bread, I have no stake here. But I appreciate your concern. You have touched me, this day. I think I'll live through another one, if only for you.

Is he being ironic? I imagine he'd have to be doing this as a joke. I seriously don't know a single atheist who talks like this. Even when I was 13, I wasn't this cringey.

These just aren't be real. I refuse to believe a human made those and thought, "Yeah, sure, let's put this online."

Really? This really doesn't look like standard Yea Forums fare? Granted there's no pepe, but it's definitely lurker material.
I know it's early.

You can't right now, but the knowledge could be out there. Being a gnostic on either side of the theological question isn't wrong. Just a bit presumptuous. I only take issue with the "theological chauvinists".

Oh, on Yea Forums is one thing. Anonymous people can get pretty sickening. I mean with a face and identity attached. I really don't know anyone with such a severe lack of self-awareness.

Probably repurposed images. Common theme between the subjects is their sperginess, more than likely constructed for this hilarious bait thread.

Sage as fuck

I can dig it.

One of the reasons I'm glad I destroyed any trace of my social media presence. I wasn't autistic enough to make it into this showcase. But it was bad enough.

Like I literally posed in a black and white photo, holding a revolver in a "cool pose"

Surprisingly, a lot of people liked it, but I cringe just thinking about it.

Good for you comrade.