Sorry to stop you like this, but we've heard reports of dubs in the area. Can I see some ID?

I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW, YOU WlLL NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY

Let me speak to your supervisor

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Am I being detained?

crooked cop! But you havn't seen anything just yet nigger!

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I'm free to go!

DONT RESIST DARKIE

First amendment faggot

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

Fuck you pig

I swear officer, I don't have any dubs on me!

What?
>gets shot

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Sorry officer, no dubs here. I'll sure keep an eye out!

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kek just Obama's man wife got dubs and stopped by the officer. Fill in the black guys, 13% of the population is responsible for ___________

FUQ

99% of porn movies?

STOP RESISTING

Where’s your warrant faggot, slide it under the door?

I have to shit

Heard reports of an active shooter, we have unlimited search & siezure rightsa and can declare martial law anytime we feel like it

Check em nigga

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Was this address cited in the report otherwise get off my property before I call my lawyers Goldstein and Schmitt they’ll ruin you

Maineeeeee whitey got me agian

Jail time?

[spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]

cmon man im innocent bro

I'm a man of honor I swears it

GET ON THE GROUND, NOW

Yeah officer I’ll comply. Dubs sure ain’t in the back

The only lawyers who talk to black people are shitty public defenders, don't pretend you have one of those good Jewish lawyers

I’m German faggot, that’s the reason I don’t have a Jew lawyer

FUCK THE POLICE
youtube.com/watch?v=wAsi0JwAirw

How many Jewish lawyers can fit in a German courtroom?
>Depends on the size of the ash trays

I have you beat for sheer depravity

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I'm on the run

woah whats going on in here?

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Suck my dick, oinker

Kermit, I can't believe you're a criminal mastermind!

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AL CAPONE

GANG GANG

It’s ok officer, I’m not black.

take that coppers

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Ok, now THIS is epic

Nice hex scriptfag

GANG STAR

WAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU LIKE GIGAULTA NIGGA

WTF How is this even possible.

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Counting.

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Fucking shit

GOD WHY
MOOOOOOODS

ye gods

Not dubs no jail.

Yes, Sir.

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check em nigger

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what is wrong with you people

Screw u lawman

roller

lulz

As you can see Officer Dickmuncher, no dubs here.

C H E C K E D ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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IT'S MY BORTHDAY!

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Kek

Checked

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Nah, i don't dabble in dubs officer.

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I came from another thread to see this with my own eyes

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And the culprit walks right into the crosshairs.. Well well well..

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Do your eyes see double? Cause you've been checked sir

Godammit Kermit, it was you the whole time

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GET THE FUCK AGAINST THE CAR!

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CH CH CHECKED

i want to be apart of history by replying to this momentous sight. good lord

I don't think I have them with me, but I have a permit anyways.

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Civilization < Kermit poster

Checking in my friends and check em

Not a problem officer

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Trips and everybody reached nirvana before 2020

Nope.