What’s the weirdest/craziest shit you’ve seen when staying at a hotel?

some idiot actually tried to jump from the second floor of the motel into the pool
he actually almost made it, but caught his foot on the lip of the pool
there was an audible crack, and then the loudest screams I've ever heard

>drive 2days because middle class
You mean lower.

bro are you fucking kidding me?
FUCK YOU

My dad drove in an RV that costs more than both of our lives.

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>flying to places you can drive to
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Not really if I was lower class I would not vacation at all

I took a road trip through the south trying to see more of the US a few years back. I had my fair share of shitty motels and weird things to go with. My favorite one though was in Georgia where had barrels of methylamine in the lobby/check-in area. Maybe the owners were organic chemists who were really interested in reductive amination, but I’m pretty sure they were using it to cook meth.

Charlie?

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That’s metal

Worked in a 1800s old hotel being worked on and a door opened in front or 15 people..everybody looked at each other for a good 5 minutes wondering what the fuck happened

I delivered some pizzas to a hotel once. Guy opens the door, nothing seems odd but in the back on the bed some blonde woman was clearly sucking off a Great Dane.

They tipped well though

Why were you fucking your mother, sister, Aunt, and 2 cousins? Incest is gross man

I once say a cam on Omegle that was clearly a hotel room, it was shot from the bed toward the door, some dude and a slut in a black top and skirt. Skirt is a generous term, I could see her ass 90% of the time, even when she was sitting on the bed. He busted out a crack pipe and they started smoking.

Dunno if this counts but I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult. Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

i interpreted goldfish for a solid minute as the actual living creature and was imagining how the fuck you managed to snort a whole ass fucking goldfish iq 3000

this

What happened next omg

Same lol

Vegas trip with a bunch of friends.
Walked into my best friend and his girlfriend going at it. They would stop and look at me thinking i didn't notice. I proceeded to hop into the other bed and sleep.

>what’s the weirdest/craziest shit you’ve seen when staying at a hotel?

>be me
>10 years old
>on vacation with mum and dad in Turkey
>wake up by noises
>see dad facefucking mum
>get confused but
>also get a very hard boner
>watch till dad cum all over mums face and hair
>kiss mum never again like b4
>but cum buckets from 12 till 19

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When I was little, I went on a vacation with my family. My fish also went with us, because I loved him and we were inseperable.

I clearly remember how at one point I dropped him on the hotel.floor and some crazy jackass came up, stomped on my fish... and continued to sniff it up!! I was crying my eyes out, so I didn't really see what happened next. My mom said the guy was drunk and got away on all fours.

It traumatized me for life. I still wet the bed at least once a week because of it.

i'm still at that point, mind helping me out?
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goldfish shaped cheese crackers are a thing in the u.s. and other countries

they are just called goldfish though because they are shaped like them

Kek

Used to work over nights at a scummy hotel. I've seen...

>Sex, I got invited to watch an orgy once.
>So many drug deals.
>So many fights
>I've told off so many prostitutes
>Child trafficking rings and the police operation to arrest the traffickers
>Drunk/drugged up people go crazy and undress/shit everywhere

I was on business trip in Vegas. Me and my associate did some mescaline and later that evening some acid. We were just leaving our room and 2 lizards and a leprechaun were attacked by a wild boar. Leprechaun draped a gold coin and the boar snorted it up like it was a truffle, squealed loudly and ran of to the elevator. we didn't leave the room for the rest of the night.

was chilling in my room on my laptop and a couple opened the door because they got booked for the room I was already in. the hotel had police come up to the door and escort me to the front with all my bags until they figured everything out. all I wanted was to chill for a bit after driving for like 14 hours that day and go to sleep but instead no I had to go through all that bullshit. in the end I got to go back to my room and go to sleep.

Used to work in a hotel once and this time, while I was checking the CCTV cams I stumbled across the hallway leading to the elevators where a family was waiting for their elevator to arrive. Out of nowhere I see a crazy guy jump into the picture, get down on all fours, start snorting something on the ground, getting up whilst what seemed like insane yelling, only to hit the floor again and just like a demon, stumble into the elevator blackout drunk.

>I swear, people man.

>mfw i know that guy

>be me
>alcoholic step-dad and younger cousin decided to go to the beach town
>first crummy motel
>we take it
>pre-drinking before we go to the strip
>lets do dis
>no keys
>looking for keys for a solid hour or 2, almost 1am- no point in going last call at 1am
>the brainlet security guard comes over
>shit eating grin with keys dangling form his pinky
>"you guys looking for this? they were on the table outside of your room (the one we were drinking at most of the night) I took it so no-body would steal them"
>decompress snap.zip archive
>unleash the rage at the thief for solid 45min
>people gathering, owners arrived threatening to call the popos
>0 fucks
>cousin is dying, step-dad doesn't know wtf is happening
>they say we have to leave now
>fuck you and your idiot guard, we not leaving
>police roll in
>chilling.jpg
>police asks what is happening, owners enrage, ready to pop, yelling at the cop telling him the story
>i stay still, say nothing
>cop does not compute, approaches me
>"we were just chilling and owners approached us saying we have to leave for no reason"
>guy is about to have a stroke, runs up and tries to hit me
>cop restrains the guy and puts him in a cruiser
>asks me if i want to press charges
>"i don't want any trouble officer we just wanted to spend the nigh here and go to the beach tomorrow, i just don't feel safe around him"
>cop tells the lady owner they can't kick me out without a valid reason since we are not disturbing the peace. guy stays in the cruiser
>tells us we should leave in the morning
>the cop leaves, with the guy still in the car
>cousin looses his shit
not sure if he took him for the night or just drove him home but it was an entertaining night

Once I was on a trip, the room I stayed in had two beds, there was an open doorway opposite the front door to the room, inside the doorway is the door to the bathroom and a mirror across from it. I’m sitting in the bed next to the bathroom when I look towards the open doorway, in the mirror I can see a reflection of the door to the bathroom, and on the door, written backwards so it could be read in the mirror was a message that said “get out of here” but it was impossible to see unless you sat in that bed at that specific spot. When I got up to look at the door it didn’t show any writing.

Creepy. Did you stay there

haunted? :o

I once saw a dude cosplaying as jason fucking the shit out of a mtg nerd in the stairwell at Gencon.

I think the whole scene would have been considerably less weird were it not for the boom box the dude had the jason kill sound effects playing through at the time.

Do you know how long it took to vacuum that FUCKING CRACKER OUT OF THE LOBBY RUG? you randy candy motherfucker. You've ruined my life. 5 years of anger and discontent and i find this written on Yea Forums.

We stayed there, I don’t think my family believed me because it was only visible in the mirror. I think it was probably some guy trying to play a prank, though I’ve got no clue how he wrote it like that.

Zinnng

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I use to travel a lot with my work. I got complimentary upgrades all the time because how often I stayed at hotels. The hotel gave me an upgrade to a nice big room witch was actually like 3 different rooms. The first was kitchen half and Tv sitting area and 2 other rooms with each a bed, tv, and bathroom. It had gotten late and I turned mostly everything off and went to bed. Not long after it sounds like some people come in my room. I wait cautiously before getting up to see wtf is going on. The door is slightly open to my room so I look out and see this couple have already started going at it on the couch. It only had been a few mins. The girls fucking hot so yea I creeped a little but was trying to decide if I should go and ask wtf they doin in my room. So I decide fuck the guys already getting it in so I'll wait til he's fuckin done. So they finish and I decide to walk in like I just woke up. I walk in and let a big yawn and the girl jumps up starts tryin to run cause she still naked but she goes to fast and falls toward the wall and fuckin knocks a hole in the wall with her head and goes in the other room. The dude tripping on me like asking what fuck I'm in there and I'm like y'all fuckin came in my room and started fuckin and woke me the fuck up! Anyway turns out the receptionist was a stupid fuck and gave them the same room. It was fuckin funny tho

Room service actually doing their fucking job.

chubby blonde chick getting gangbanged by a bunch of black guys