Hey guys tell me something that is true. Absolutely no lies absolutely no opinions

Hey guys tell me something that is true. Absolutely no lies absolutely no opinions.

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Homosexuals are gay.

I get off to hearing my sister fuck her boyfriend

Absolute truths are hard to come by

1 = 1

Universe doesn't exist.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Nicholas Cage is only famous because of Nepotism.

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1=/=1

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plaguis the Wise? I can assure you that it's not a story any Jedi would tell.

gravity is real

OP is a faggot

I love to go to public rest rooms and puke on the floor in front of the toilet , then standing squat over the toilet have Exploding shit blast every where while missing the bowl. then wait until the cleaning crew comes too see there faces .

in less than 20-30 years humanity will be facing extinction

I was wizard status, now married with 2 kids.

No it doesn't. The Earth just sucks.

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this mofo has a recorded victory over a jet fighter

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is the earth just "sucks" a pun?

fun things are fun

My bologna has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name. It's M-E-Y-E-R.

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It's the jews.