My name is Mike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even played Superman 64? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Custer's Revenge.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the video games club, and starter on my Smash Bros team. What games do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also have a 20 inch cock, and have a banging successful nerd friend (he just paid me; Shit was IN cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
In other words...you have no friends. Go out, play any sport...and start to live outside of a videogame.
Oliver Rodriguez
uhhhhhhhh ok,... you got me wrong chief. I don't play "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people". I play "jack off to almost naked drawn Japanese people". Is that good enough?
Wyatt Wright
Tbh Mike does have a massive cock, and fairly hot girlfriend.
Lucas Gutierrez
Lmao try amd cope wagie
Caleb Rodriguez
Lol, nice try, Mark.
Brandon Myers
i hope that hes being serious because this would make such a great copypasta
That guy is so annoying. He's the main reason I stopped watching angry video game nerd. Fucking douche bag.
Jonathan Bennett
Although I’m not a frequent poster, (I’m A Lurker) , Even I have a better haircut than you. Like seriously, get that fixed it looks (no offense) terrible on you.
Benjamin Butler
Hahah post pics and prove it Thats right you wont pussy lmao
Ryan Gray
Imagine trying to insult the worst part of the internet by telling them something that they already knew they were unironicly........
Actually I got my T levels tested, I don’t mean to brag but I’ve got high decently testosterone levels. Also you’re the one being a pretentious Yea Forumstard. Become a lurker user.
David Reyes
cringe literally everything just described
Nathaniel Fisher
Fuck off larper
Ryan Kelly
No one likes Mike anyway. People only want the Nerd and not the sidekick dork.
Charles Price
Lol what are you like 12? Get laid virgin
Jeremiah Morgan
Lmao all tje girls want my dick Jealous much
Carter Peterson
No? You have to be +18 to enter. Have You Read The Rules?
