How to get rid of fucking cats?

How to get rid of fucking cats?
I'm tired of washing away piss, and stepping in their shit.
Traps are not effective at all.

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Just milled coffee, bury it in your garden. They wont go near

Fucking spray orange juice all over the place. They hate that shit.

Nah, they don't give a fuck.
Coffee? I have doubts it would do anything.

There's only one way the natural enemy the doge

Cats in home or? Very interesting you make this post because I too have a cat problem as of recently. Indoor cat had for years starts pissing and shitting everywhere presumably because of new puppy gf had to fucking have.

user is right OP. Cats hate strong distinct smells and coffee is one of them. They can't stand the stuff.

It's a territorial and payback sort of thing. It'll stop when it gives up and inevitably accepts the pup.

Traps? Of course trannies aren't good at catching cats dumb shit. They're only good for fucking

No, thanks, I don't want a dog.
Feral or neighbors outdoor, I don't care. What I care is that they are shitting and pissing everywhere in backyard and lawn.
I have doubts, because I throw used coffee in backyard, and they are still there.

Put the coffee in their known spots and you need to use loads.

I have no fucking intention wasting coffee.

What are the rules of engagement?

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Well. I've got the indoor who piss/shits all over cause the pup. We are actually going to be getting rid of rhe cat soon. My gf literally has autism. Wants to give it to someone who she knows well/would take care of it. Would rather pay someone $100 to take the cat than have it put down. Cat is 6yrs old

.22 rifle ???

Guns are illegal in my shithole, because otherwise current government would not exist.

stop fucking cats

I don't fuck them

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Leave a couple bowls of anti freeze outside. They like to the sweet smell and think it’s some delicious nectar but it’s not. It will kill them within a day of ingestion.

hahah

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Ask to a vetshop they usually know cheap tricks to solve that kind of shit

But how?
I don't want humming birds to drink it.

Trap as in OP pic, garbage can filled with water. Catch cat drop in garbage can, replace lid - wait 1 hour. Remove trap, dump dead cat in trash. Reset trap. Repeat until cats are gone.

.45 caliber air rifle.

Or poison.

>45 caliber air rifle.
Not sure if it is legal without license.
>Or poison.
What poison?

Have fun with your shit rat problem then

Remove whatever they're showing up for. You seem like sort of idiot who would not realize they're trying to get to your unfixed female cat or have obviously been eating something your property provides like improperly secured food waste.

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Make seagulls nest on your property. Or at least hand out on your property.
They will fix all problems

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user stop being a pussy, get a crossbow, nail it in the asshole

They are legal in Europe.

Rat poison mixed with raw hamburger, or mix in with canned cat food.

these threads are the reason I come to Yea Forums

get a pellet gun. faggot stray cats started breeding around my area and harassing my cat. all it takes is one good hit and they won't come around anymore.

cats bury their piss and shit, so iunno what the fuck you're talking about OP
This. There are a bunch of things you can put in your yard to deter cats. Use google you dumb fuck.

How about posting the nudes of a female that you know, in payment for our valuable advice.

Slingshot then?? Blowgun? Fuck, cats aren't hard to kill. I know there are some big ass rocks laying around where you live.

>They are legal in Europe.
You still will need a license in some places.
I have been thinking about electrical fence (fatal). I have old transformer from tube amp, which has 127 v winding and 220 v winding, and I think I can make it output 380 v with 220V on the input.
This shit is 100% legal, if I put signs.
Hm...
Need to check if shit is legal, but I think I would need a license.
>muh they burry shit
No, they do not. Covering it with loose leafs and grass is not covering. Also territory marking, you stupid asshole catfag.

airsoft gun would work too. surely those dont require a license since they're less painful than paintball guns.

Paintball... What will happen if I load it with bearing balls?

Speaking of payback, a cat of some relatives of mine started pissing on luggage packed the nights before leaving on vacations. Bastard hated that sign of departure.

My trash is closed really good. No, that is not the problem, since I put it outside of my property anyway.
Why would I change one shitters on others?

Electricity vs pinball loaded with steel balls?

vs antifreeze vs poison sausage
Also, what about paracetamol? /an/ says it kills the cat

>Why would I change one shitters on others?
Because they are territorial and much better than cats or dogs.

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Go on /an/ and tell them you want to help take care of the cats in your neighborhood but not bring them into your home, just take care of them while they continue to live outside in your neighborhood
Then do the opposite of what they say and anything they say not to do, do that

Hm.... I will try that