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Poorly describe a game/movie and other anons have to guess the right answer thread

>entire game revolves about some real estate dude and his inability to buy 4 sqm of land
>if you punch everyone very hard youll become rich

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>there was a club called fight club
>the first rule was that you don't talk about fight club

>Game
>Your family sends you out to get a suitcase of gardening supplies
>You come back, but the government took them.

Peace club

>crash on a planet
>enslave the onions to do slave labor
>collect trash to fix high-tech gear like your ship

Never played that game, but pikmin

Yup correct

>Go to an island
>Best friend turns orange
>Try to make him normal, save the world instead

Crash bandicoot

Nope

Jak and Daxter: The First One

Yeah! That's it!

>your spaceship crashed on another planet and you need to escape the planet
>dont actually escape but rather start an insectgenocide and completely destroy the environment around yourself

>Get dropped in africa
>Zombie virus outbreak
>Niggers are out to get you
>Niggergirl support

This is a game btw and the niggers are zombies

resident evil 5
Should have mentioned the size of this arms

Resident evil 5

>Guy goes to unknown land for a job since he needs money
>guy learns the land is attack by a group of assholes
>it is your job to find the tools needed to stop the assholes
>you defeat the head asshole is the most underwhelming way possible
>you saved the unknown world by defeating the assholes and saving the "gods" but it is actually aliens
>in the end, the land is free once more and you meet a person that has been ruined by R34.

Diego wants you to bring him his gold

>every Far Cry game

Fallout

Almost

Yakuza 0

>what if feelings had feelings

Ding ding right

Residen evil 5?

Bingo

>live in tunnels
>everyone thinks you're crazy for believing there is more world
>find out there is more world
>doot doot

Brendan Fraiser plays Diablo 2

Sadly, no

>be 'the chosen one'
>spend entire game picking flowers n shit

>game
>explode
>zap zap
>blue or red

Divinity 2?

Every elder scrolls

They’res no laws for 24 hours and for some reason your outside your house without a gun and have to survive till the next day in a city filled with black peoples

Halo?

>be in a gang
>Leader says he'll fix everything with his masterplan
>Only gets us more in trouble every single time we listen to him

Nope

Is actually the correct answer I was looking for
+1

> The game
> You just lost it

Grand theft horse 2?

Read dead 2

Correction
>Choo choo

>aim
>tilt left no right no left no right
>get killed in ff anyways

R6 seige

Yus

Mass Effect 3

Metroid?

damn I should have got that, I knew I knew it but couldn't put my thumb on it. It is hilarious how that game is about real estate.

>you get a cool ghost pal
>beat up other people's ghost pal

>A hobo saves you from your execution and sends you on a quest to find the sarcophagus of a taxi driver

Commander Keen

Metro

Nope
>dont kill them yourself but destroy every bit of nature by pollution and let them be gunned down by your defenses

"Shake shake! "

Closer but no

Mario party

Ding ding ding congrats nigga

Game
You slowly torment an old man by destroying his apartment every day until he is committed to an asylum.

>be black
>be hacker man
>take down evil corporations
>shoot president
>???
>have one really cool radio station

>animal crossing with more gardening and no furries

stardew valley

Yeehaw

That neighbor bully game

Watchdogs 2?

Corrrrect

Harvest moon

Ding Ding, you are correct!! heres your >>(you)

Nope

Inside Out

>game
>wake up on spaceship
>Do science
>Go to another spaceship
>a group of worms tells you to beat up your virtual gf
>kill everyone

Yup

Bloodlines

Factorio?

Yes

very good

Infamous

pacifist collective

Nope think breakfast

Halo?

>throw (item)
>score points

Bingo

nah, older

>stranger in a strange world
>noone else in world
>get resources
>get enough to go to a different place
>go to new place with black people
>kill dragon
>win

MOINECWAFT

MeinKraft

both right

>in nigger village
>have to go get some gardening supplies
>village gets fucked while you're gone
>have to go get them

>dig a hole
>fight giant fleshcreature
>kill moonman at the end

MINE CRAP?!?!?

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Fallout 2, again

>GTA but made by Nintendo

Bloodborne

Right

>space game references
>90s
>Chiseled bubblegum body and cigar

>philosophy
>Submarine suits

>Game
>You come back home to your hometown under a big tree...

Soma?

No

>be badda bing badda Boom
>friends wid udda badda boom's
>do shit get cash
>Marty is fucking dead
>fuck up selling drugs
>badda bings turn on me
>make deal
>best friend killed
>badda boom

bioshock?

Duke Nukem

>gangster
>New and added features
>Nigger warfare
>Run around like monkey or go on bike

Bingo
Yessir

GTA San Andreas?

GTA San Andreas

Yup

Uuuh teraria?

>be a faggot
>But you're a Disney faggot

schindler's list

>be leg less creature responsible for getting Adam and Eve kicked out of Eden
>hide in boxes
>turn of the century
>catchy tune when it goes tits up

>the bald atheist guitarist for Slayer runs around

Hitman?

>you start off not knowing if there aren't any mines
>you click and if you dont die you might know a little better where there aren't mines

>Get captured by former elf and his vampire sister >he wants to know more about your daddy
>all because he's mad about being cut off from prime elf pussy

No

Minefield, based

Skyrim, Dawnguard DLC?

No, older

minesweeper

Fuck I knew my lack of English would screw it up it felt wrong

Ding ding ding

Bio shock?

Sim Ant?

> Get food main objective
> Boss killing
> 2D

> Also frog rain lol

>world blows up
>gamer decides to make a friend
>world blows up again
>friend betrays you and blows up the world again

Mario Kart

SS2?

>Get thrown into dungeon
>Beat up wildlife
>Cloaked figures holding lanterns try to stop you from reaching motorized cube that talks to you in your dreams

Yes, very good

never played but terraria

Nope

Snake Eateeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

>wake up
>whoamiagain.jpg
>follow instructions from user
>memories are fun to play with

Kerry King in "Im Kerry King" The movie made by Kerry King

>be mediocre doctor
>love life put in shambles as you get put in increasingly difficult situations
>become so good aliens kidnap you to save one of their kind

surgeon sim?

take drugs and jump sideways

Trauma Center?

No

He had to run around for four times
He fought the earth

>A Russian band goes on a roadtrip and becomes popular in Mexico

supahmayne

He's super buff
And has magical weapons with him to fight deities

No
This was meant for you

Home Alone 2

>family dies
>all I have is my dad’s sword
>get custom guns
>become hunter
>have to live off of being a paid killer in a lowly run store
>one day not my mom takes me to a castle on an island where Satan lurks
>get new sword and punchy fists, as well as a shotgun
>kill a spider
>kill a bird
>kill a cat
>kill a blob
>eventually meet a knight with a big sword
>mfw not mom turns on me
>mfw the Knight turned out to be my brother that I just accidentally killed
>mfw I have to become my dad to give Satan a time out
>mfw still in debt

Game here
>edgy space teens get superpowers
>all of them go into a coma
>all dream of travelling the solar system, liberating the weak, and catching robot fish

The Matrix

God of War

Pikmin!

No but I see where you were going

i thought it would be easy

>get put in timeless prison for eternity
>ancient relics scattered throughout from heroes of ages past
>dark souls reference
>kill a dragon to go back in time
>the trigger on your controller gets broken

Warp?

DMC

Bingo

No

Minecraft?

I didn't realize anyone else remembered that game lmao

What? No.

Dragon's Dogma, kind of

2-for-1 games

>Be royal
>Be dead

Holy Potatoes We're in Space!?

Portal?

Dragon Ball Z but robots

Transexualformers

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No

My nigga, ready to go hunt down space mom?

not even anywhere close
>huge magical artifact from the future crash lands on the prison way back in the past, changing it forever
>magic used to be outdated, until it merged with modern technology and got a resurgence in popularity

Jackpot

Omg, this one's hard.
Phoning Home?
Any more clues you could give?

Hint: It's a real band but they're not Russian

>You move one tile at a time
>dodging projectiles from traps is part of your genre
>automaps help a lot

If you own divinity 2 you should play with me

No think breakfast

Leningrad Cowboys Go America?

Correct

Can not wait. Initials are LOG once you find it, you know you have the right one.

Enter the Gungeon

Waterworld but without Kevin Costner and in like alien Australia where every fucking thing is trying to kill you.

Legend of Gaycock?

GRIMROCK
Wtf.

>steampunk planes but without Jasper Morello

>be village
>another village somewhere else
>make village bigger than other village
>destroy other village
>wololo

This guy hits people and hes a man.

Chessmaster 2000

Yakuza 0

Sadly no

>I, Robot
>but in space and without Eddie Murphy
>also, it's a game, not a movie

game
>create life
>eat other life forms
>evolve
>evolve
>evolve some more
>eventually make it to space

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth?

did the dragon part give it away?
i would like somebody to try out this one too: >fall into hole looking for your dad
>die but be brought back to life by boomer with a music fetish
>find dad, trys to kill you while being mind-controlled by boomer
>kill boomer, accidentally find your dead mom and bring her back to life
>mom brings boomer back to life, kills him, accidentally finds her dead mom and brings her back to life
>grandma breaks a guitar

spore, easy

>pseudo documentary style
>Attack the Jew

that shit mass effect game

Me and 3 friends go on an adventure
we beat up hippies and scalding cups of coffee
dung beetle

yup.

>fear
>Kids
>George

Fight Club 2
>Don't tell me you haven't seen it yet, user....

It

Stumped yous. haha

Borat?

Correcto
Yes bueno

Dubs club

>america loses war to communist russia
>san fransisco gets nuked
>russia signs "peace treaty" with america and makes them their bitch
>americans get pissed
>nihilists with lots of money blackmail NEETs into killing communists so that russia and america nuke each other
>80s synthwave

A gothic police show based on the most iconic superhero stories, but DC didn't let the show have full rights to the main villian and hero. instead they gave it to the lego movie.. thus getting their show canceled by fox.

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Blood omen2

Funny I got the second one because a friend of mine just sent me a video of that olympic athlete cringing because they put the Kazakhstan anthem from Borat instead of the real one.

Flight club. Whoever can’t get this one is stupid

>game
>Meet cute girl at the fair
>Have a fun time playing the games and fighting your buddy's robot
>Shenanagins happen
>Once all that is taken care of, you are arrested and some asshole paid off the witnesses saying you touched the girl wrong and stole lunch, too
>Die in prison
>Dinosaurs take over the planet

Hotline Miami?

Earthbound?

>shirtless man in a volcano thinks you’re the reincarnation of a demigod and wants to fight you

too easy for you?

>world ended
>humans extinct
>only life left on earth are mutants with guns
>ultimate endgoal is to sit on a chair

>be beta
>Fall for girl
>Have to fight her past only to die and be revived so everything can be happily ever after
>Except you fall for the girl you didn't want to begin with

I think I may have gotten this wrong as it's been a while but take a guess

Morrowind
Nuclear Throne

I'm thinking either Mad Max, The Postman, or Waterworld.

A gay dream demon touches kids at night and gets high

Life is Strange

It's a game btw

Nope

yes

Rise of the Guardians

>Stop bomb machine from happening

Nope

Oh.... Little Nightmares?

Nope

Yo-Kai Watch

>game
>IT hardware guy for mega corporation
>have to destroy all hardware to save company resources

Avatar?

Epic Mickey? Toon Town? Oh shit, Kingdom Hearts?

Scott Pilgrim then?

Megan Rain
Basketball player tutor
Compromise

Any of the 3D Zelda games

WINRAR!!!!

Space Jam

Kingdom hearts it is

Anarchy Reigns kinda did this...

Dad tries to rescue kidnapped son with the help of some mentally disabled bitch and at some point a stoned dude.

Nope
And nope

It's from the 90s

>another command post for the empire
>hostile reinforcement count is diminishing
>watch that dual blade!
>roger roger

Finding Nemo

Star Trek: Episode I, that scene where the demon from Insidious kills Ras Alghul.

Prey

Correct!

Gothic 2

Communist Pope ends all wars, famine and whatever after giving powerful speech.

buffalo become human

Nope

Ugly albino deform baby is born after the most awkward R34 interpecies alien oral sex scene.

Bank
Mask
Tangerine

Godzilla, but it talks and is purely evil and the son of a bitch could as well be a basement /r/editor neckbeard.

The Mask

Payday

>go to party you were uninvited to
>get kicked out
>also your wife almost cheated on u

nope

Gooooood mor...... HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY TITS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE!!!!!!

Breath of the Wild

MEIN FÜHRER.... I CAN WALK!!!

Dr. Stranglove

Yes!!

Dog
Caravan
Pigs
4 fingers

Helicopter
Monkey
Cough

Hentai Simulator 2014

Hentai Simulator 2015...

nope

>game
>don't drop it
>here
>left
>left
>UGHHGYHUUU
>UGHHGYHUUU
>right
>left
>right
>UGHHGYHUUU
>left left
>we're putting it down
>here
– We make the perfect pair.
– Sure.

>I can has cheezburger?
>no u no can has cheezburger
>I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER NAO PLS?
>NO!!
>RRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>town destroyed, army deployed, next time just sell the fucking burger

Can't remember the name but it's about a deadly ebola virus strain reaching the US in a capuccino monkey so the army wants to destroy the town but they stop it with a helicopter. Name is Epidemic or some shit.

Animal Farm?

Is selling dead nigger storage one of the characters' business?

yes

Zip ah dee doo daaaaaah, zip ah dee ay
My oh my what a wonderful life being a slave.

Anyone?

Bump

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> man and his attorney go on drug binge in the desert
> rape a minor
> no consequences

inb4 this is a real story

>wake up in a train in Eastern Europe
>kill hundreds of cops
>blow up a skyscraper

Fear and loathing In Las Vegas

OP here, the correct answer was Star Fox Adventures