H-hey Anonymous, how are you d-doing tonight?

H-hey Anonymous, how are you d-doing tonight?
Do you n-need a helping hand?
A s-shoulder to cry on?
Help b-balancing your stress, medication, and p-persistent sense of self loathing?

I'm here for you Anonymous.
Don't suffer in silence; speak up

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Check

You're the big gay and I'm going to forfeit your assets.

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N-no please! Not Nano!

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Ok

*huggle*

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When are we going to get a naked apron thread?

RIFK RAID

THE WAR GOES ON

How've u been tho sweetie

Jack wanted to raid ur threads but now he's stuck cleaning up after his wife's bunny cause she's the one who works and he's the housewife

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D-did I come to the wrong neighborhood?

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W-who are you again?

And I'm g-glad to hear Jack managed to secure the money for his visa

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you're in the absolute right neighborhood, darling.

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War

War never changes

When atomic fire consumed the Earth

Those who survived did so in great underground vaults

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w-well ok-
are you s-sure, Hijiri?

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I can't believe you can't recognize your long lost love

Jack is a fash and should arguable be bashed and yet I talk to him

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I d-don't SEE Scarlett Johansson...is s-she behind you?

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just ignore 'em, that's how I always respond. glad to see you tonight!

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Oh I'm s-sure this thread will c-crash and burn as well, d-don't you worry. Until it d-does, how about I make us a snack?

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My name is Kuzunoha

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how does one improve on time management? I'm terrible at it and end up with awful study habits. halp.

She's basic

Anyway we're moving back to Yea Forums if the nazi pedophile website doesn't come back up

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W-well, what have you tried? I've b-been dividing my day into four hour blocks and scheduling a "thing to do" into each block, w-with a short break between to grab a snack and refuel.

This has really helped me be more productive while working on my game

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better you than me, I've been awful at cooking recently.
this is a question for Alice, I'm terrible at times as well. my best suggestion is religious use of a calendar app.

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I d-don't know who "we" is.

L-let's make something nice to eat then

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Here's a problem.

I'm not really sure what to do with my life anymore. All of the permanent fixtures of my life that I used to use as guideposts are gone now. I don't really have anything anchoring me or that I have a strong attachment to. I just have a vague sense that I'm not where I'm supposed to be. I realize that this is so vague that it's unlikely to lead to a productive discussion but that's my problem as I understand it.

ALICE MARGATROID IS AN user WANTED FOR QUESTIONING BY THE NAZBOL GODS
RELENQUISH HIM OR WE WILL TAKE HIM BY FORCE

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U expressed ur condolences in the waifu thread u were invading like five minutes ago

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HI ERIO

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No one gives a flying fuck

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Wanna e-fuck in Alice's thread?

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Hey, Alice! I hope you're doing well.

I know. But I already posted it so it's already out there.

it's been a while. Nothing to report. I'm sorry for disappearing, Alice. It was for the best. You've been nothing but amazing through the years, laughs and times we had. Thank you.

usually when I start studying I try to put in at least an hour or two and then take a 30-60 minute break then start studying again. I heard this is better than studying 5-6 hours at a time without breaks. I also have trouble juggling several classes worth of content to study for. This then leads me to get a lot of stress build up

I'm a b-biological female.

T-that doesn't mean I recognize you.

That's great! That's excellent in fact!

Look Anonymous, I've lived through all kinds of ages. I've had tons of people demanding I go this way and that way and all the others. I've lived many lives and died many deaths.'

And only when you don't know where you are going, when all the issues fall away, when no one has their hands on you, are you truly free.

Go do something!
Try something you never thought you would!
Take some bad advice, eat some bad sushi, and get back out into the world!
Own it and make it yours!

If you want attachments, go find some people and make friends! Toss around a ball! Work on a big project! Masturbate! A lot! It's great!

And then when you find out what you want, you can settle down and know you got to walk around on your own for a while before you did

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Alice Infinity is long gone

No one competent enough is left to help u

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You at least recognized my e-ethnicity

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This is truly the battlefield we longed to see once again.

But on a separate note, I hope everybody is having a good day!

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Why don't you try some new things, make new friends, get a change of perspective? You might find something that helps.

C-can't complain too much.

It's m-my honor. Thank YOU.

I w-would try at least 3 hours at a time.

What classes are you in currently?

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YOU'RE BIOLOGICALLY A SIONIST ARAP NEGER

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tie a rope around your throat

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Niggy was fucking terrible
He never helped anyone

All he ever did was cyber in threads or get mad and tell people to kill themselves.

I h-have no clue what that even means.

Is t-this really what you wanted?
Alright. I m-mean. Seems to be aiming a b-bit low, honestly.

But hey, it's your life.

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ur BIOLOGICALLY a fucc

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that's a puzzle! you got time to sit down and have a good think? try and figure out a new plan.
I watched a lot of my plans fall apart, and I ended up going in a completely new direction in life that I believe will facilitate helping in a public setting, and trying to make the world suck a little less. it's not what I wold have had in mind for myself, but it's where life pointed me and I'm glad that it happened in the end.
hope you're doing great

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I've done all of that already. And I ended up back here, apparently.

I could go and do it all again but I don't imagine that anything new or different will happen for me that I haven't already experienced.

Mostly I'm just thinking about buying a gun.

He was an American hero

We've come to retake this land

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Alice2 gets her info from wikipedia

She is not a real psychologist

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I see the thread is spiced up

Aim low and you'll never be disappointed!

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Literally anyone can edit Wikipedia to say Blood-chan kills dogs and Alice2 believes it

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WHO THE FUCK CARES
ALICE INDOCTRINATES PEOPLE IN TO HER SIONIST CULT OF MOLOCH
NAZBOL GANG IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU, CITIZEN

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Alright.

I d-doubt you did everything you are capable of, dear.

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why is alice so cute?

WARNING

ALICE IS A KNOWN PYSOCHPATCH

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It's all t-the gamma radiation.

And I guess the "sionism". Isn't it zionism? Like, am I on crazy pills or did you guys get really really bad at this?

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This isn't a raid u dumbass it's affection

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What about all the people doing it saying it's a raid

Those are just postironic shitposts

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looks like a raid to me

it's the undying determination! it's the deadpan humor! it's that smile worth protecting.

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T-this is affection?

I'm n-not sure there is a difference between that and just an actual raid.

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gamma radiation? and don't mistake me for one of them, I'm just an user
those shitposts are pretty low effort though tbh

How do I convince Alice to have my babies?

I read that as positronic shitposts. Gonna start calling it that now.

ALICE KILL YOURSELF
YOU MOLOCH WORSHIPPING KIKE

Oh I w-was commenting on this post, dear user
D-don't worry, I didn't mistake you for them

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>I d-doubt you did everything you are capable of, dear.

pro tip: st. john's wort helps cure depression

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...

Ur just afraid of love

Shut up, I missed you uwu

Which Alicefag is this btw

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Don't ever fucking grouplink me again

And you're not a pharmaceutical electrocutical-whatever the fuck you claim to be either

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How do we fix the feral hog crisis plaguing America's south, southwest, and heartland?

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This one. Nice quads.

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it's the summer at the moment so none. next semester I'll be taking a full load again. Circuits 2, Electromagnetics, DSP, and junior design (if this means anything). They're quite difficult so I need to get a good routine but i'm terrible at it. Oh, I'm also really lazy.

Are you saying you have a fetish for getting impregnated while being held at gunpoint?

DIE SIONIST MOLOCH JEW
NAZBOL AND ANARCHO-FABISM BAND TOGETHER TO TAKE DOWN SIONIST ARAP MOLOCH CULT

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T-then surely you'd have numerous tales t-to tell of your adventures

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extinct em. no hogs no problem

Can’t find a job. Phone and insurance bills are due this week and I have $2.31 in my bank account. Guess I’ll kill myself

Ooh! DSP s-sounds fun

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Prostitution is an easy job, you can also do it while living on the street. Step your game up faggot.

NO YOU"RE NOT YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are your thoughts on ADD medications?

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Increase hog huntin' and deploy traps capable of eliminating entire sounders at once.
You have to catch the whole sounder, if any pigs get out they won't fall for the same trap twice, and even teach other pigs.

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I think I recognize that

Wow RUDE

What happened 2 love overwhelming

Blood-chan STOP!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLUT-SHAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just got burgaled and lost almost everything
rent is due in two days what do i do
i only got like 3.50 HK in my bank

T-thank you.

ADD is n-no longer a diagnosis.

Oh hey GarEE. N-nice to see you again.

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don't yell at me ._.,

Fuck you

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Oh okay, sorry for misunderstanding. I wouldn't want to put you in an uncomfortable situation like that. I just want to make sweet consensual love with you.

add is literally the same as ADHD
it doesn't matter which you call them, r/iamverysmart

Hm... same question though.

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Why does Alice pretend not to know who I am even tho my cocksock Mi Liu yelled my name at me

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you mean ADHD? tough to balance out proper dosage and work around side effects. it's worth trying something like atomoxetine if you need something that won't spike your anxiety as well. better to just have an actual appointment with a psychiatrist that can work with you irl and write a prescription if needed.

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Electrical Engineering, got another year left. My greatest hindrance is time management and stress :'c. I do get distracted a lot but I'm not sure if I have adhd or anything like that.

I AM NOT MI LIU YOU KIKE

HK? Are you f-from Hong Kong?

I s-still don't know who you are.

It's n-not actually. There were palpable neurological differences between them.

It d-depends on the medication, the studies seen, etc etc. W-we have one long term longitudinal study so far that shows substantial improvements over time.

So I'm for them, if the evidence suggests they are warranted.

I'm s-sorry but I'm celibate.

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Isn't that what u go by on this forum?

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Bitch.

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I posted in aneki and animus for a while. I still pop in from time to time but I just lurk mostly.

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Her IQ lowered from all the drugs and lack of sleep

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This is one of Alice2 ano holes

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>T-then surely you'd have numerous tales t-to tell of your adventures

Oh w-wow! Good for you Anonymous! M-might I suggest Trello? It m-makes building lists easy and g-getting a good overview of what you s-should be working on and where you are

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i feel sad when i remember that this is a guy...

:)

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You sure get aggressive when you have back up.
it's very telling.

Omg you sound so fake

Kill yourself

Or better yet let me help you

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+1 to Trello, I've used it during some projects and it's helpful.

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...s-so you uhh...didn't do the things.
So why are you saying you did them?
If the problem is discipline, that's a whole other issue dear

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NO I NEVER EVER WENT BY THAT
NO, THERE ARE NOT

Where is my backup?

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:)

yeah im from hong kong

Bitch.

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Why are u being so cold uwu

Post heart emoticons that cleverly have a 4 instead of a 3 at me to show me how much u love me

So ur one of her informants

Yeah I expect her to be better at figuring things out if I talk about something sort of vaguely or something but it doesn't end up working out

Looks like someone's grumpy cause they haven't had cummies in a while

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I'm s-sorry dear, b-but it is hard to miss s-someone you don't remember and are r-reasonably sure you never met.

Oh m-my! It's n-nice to meet you

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>...s-so you uhh...didn't do the things.
>So why are you saying you did them?

I did them to the best of my abilities. Which, factoring in the huge hit I take on discipline means I didn't do them. I'm actually worthless. And I always will be. I wish I was totally physically invalid. At least then I would have an excuse. But there is no excuse. This is just me. And it's never going to change.

-brings Alice a cup of tea and a squeak!-

a bitch.

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She's too busy with her cult of brain dead idiots nowadays

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W-why would I be warm to someone who knows m-me when I do not know t-them?

Also someone who keeps talking about me in such distasteful ways...d-doesn't make me eager to get to know you

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why do you stutter
i didn't go to protest

H-hey Sonata

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I've tried paper planners before but end up forgetting I even have them to begin with. Maybe a digital one on my phone might serve better. Thanks for the help.

Nah, I'm not. I don't give enough shits to bother with that, I just like seeing what's up and checking on a few friends.

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Alice2 FUCKING HATES being called Alice2

She wants everyone to forget she's second

She will always be second

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that's erio you batshit nigger
have u considered toasterbath?

bitch ass2

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You laugh because you know its true

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^-^

-thinks you need a marshmallow and brings you the bag-

Second in line. First in my heart! That's all that matters about Alice.

I'm v-very nervous with all t-these kind people in my thread

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>Why is it n-never going to change, Anonymous?

I've tried to change it. And it works for a while. But I react to any setback, no matter how miniscule, by reverting back to my default personality. And there will always be setbacks. And I'll always find it easier to give up. And I know all this about myself so there's no real reason to even try anymore.

for sure digital works better, you can set notifications frequently enough to make you remember!

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why are you nervous?

Anyway what e-sex acts did you have to do with Bebop to get him to make you a mod on animoos that one time? He won't tell me

Lol bootlicc

Eat my ASS!!!!!!!!! SONATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently she still has some informants who watch us, such as the robot head avatar guy

Thanks for the

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sono go kill alice to save Yea Forums

H-have you tried CBT? It s-sounds like you have an anxiety disorder t-that is preventing you from being the best person you can be

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You got any chocolate covered coffee beans I can munch on?

Why do you want a parasite in your heart?

Please tell me where you live, I want to help you

Ah I remember that brain dead faggot

Its sad

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D: -is frightened and hides under the couch-

>H-have you tried CBT?
i love Cock and Ball Torture

The moment she gives me her location I will go to end her life

I have nothing to lose

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>I already s-said why.
but, this is the internet

-hurries into the kitchen and dips Peruvian and Chilean beans into rich dark chocolate-

don't let 'em pick on you, lil bud.
nothing wrong with that in the bedroom, but Alice meant cognitive behavioral therapy.

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We all know he's a thirsty boi and that's what was his downfall

His lust for ur girldick

ur silly

I vaguely do

What's his name

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

RISE UP AGAINST THE ALICE FASH

IT"S TIME TO RETAKE THIS LAND

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I don't think it's anxiety. I can just get by with doing the bare minimum. And if things ever get too desperate, by some stroke of luck I make it through. Every time. It's like I can never fail and there isn't enough incentive to push me to do anything. I'll survive. Always, no matter what. Some things might get lost in the process but I'll always survive. I just want the end to come.

And?

CBT = Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
cognitive behavioural therapy is basically about training your neocortex to inhibit your amygdala's hijacking of your brain via the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal axis

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CANCER

no one asked you, moloch jew

It s-sure sounds like anxiety. A f-fear of failing causing a lack of success.

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CBT= Cock and Ball Torture
it's the internet ur all alone in ur bedroom

I'm n-not actually

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that's just your opinion.

ayyyy my nigga

-noms- want some?

Fuuuuug I forgot...

I just want to see Angelic again, he was fun

I'm an artist now
Let me add you to collection

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I have to go

Bye sweetie

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Do you have any stories of people who have gone from anxious, underachievers to better?

The sort of people who are ahead don't seem like they've ever struggled to climb.

When things don't come easy... it feels and looks like failure.

Alice 2 is on HRT?

-Likes Alice. Doesn't want to row row against- :<

-is just a little me- :<

^-^ -nods and sits beside you-

I guess. Maybe you're right. But if I fail I have to kill myself.

I can only justify my existence through success. And I don't want to do that anymore. I don't want that.

u have people over?
why are you on the internet, dingus

CANCER

T-this is true. I doubt you'd consent t-to me interviewing you

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Please be careful this weekend. The hog front is moving towards you at a phenomenal rate and should reach Jersey by late Thursday.

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-is Libra- o.o

CANCER

that... yeah, sounds a lot like anxiety. I ain't gonna give you any easy solutions, but if you actually feel that way please seek treatment. speak to your GP/PCP and see if they can give you some kind of referral to a therapist or psychiatrist.

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just kill yourself
if you fail at killing urself ur supposed to be alive

Yea Forums isn't a person. it doesn't have feelings

-...scorpio cusp- :3

Alright Erio left ima leave too

bye

come on
fuck this thread

I won't lose my art
I will make more in prison anyway
bye

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I'm on a d-damn island!

S-see?

Anonymous is, and h-he does

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CANCER

Didn't Alice2 get her pussy knifed 40 times by her mother?

-looks up at you, his cheeks embarrassingly stuffed with marshmallows and "mmmfs?"-

>W-what do you mean? You l-literally said you did.

I don't remember that, point it out to me.

FIRST BATTLE: ALICE VS ANIMUS
VICTOR: ALICE

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CANCER

anonymous isn't a person and he doesn't have eelings

I'm anonymous and I have feelings.

-hugs and gives you tea, is sorry you're not having a good day and hopes you feel better soon-

Lots of people who wish to remain anonymous have feelings

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actually, im still here, nigger

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CANCER

I'm fine as long as I don't try to do anything. As long as I accept my lot in life. As long as I don't think too highly of myself. I'm fine.

I just need to accept that I'm worthless garbage and everything will be okay.

yeah well ur a faggot

R-right here.
You s-say it is hopeless and you f-find it easier to give up and t-therefore, there is no reason to try and you should die.

That DIRECTLY IMPLIES that if you were to change and therefore be successful, you'd not want to die

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faggots

and yet you lost

aren't you supposed to be banned?

I'm still fighting

How did your examples get better?

I think I've been missing a proper fear of backsliding and failing in my life...

Bans wash off m-me like water

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lost

>So the q-question becomes, why haven't you t-tried therapy?

I g-got better..by having something worth fighting for and working tirelessly to do just that.

Loving someone often means you have to improve as a person just so you can be the sort of person...the sort of person they deserve.

W-what is the point of fearing a weapon if your own blade is at your throat?

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NYC has been overrun with hogs before. It can happen again. Pigs can swim. No island will provide refuge.

qz.com/1025640/hogs/

nah, accept who you are and don't be afraid to strive for improvement. the only one who can tell you to stop is yourself.
have you considered that by going to therapy, you would become stronger as well?

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They c-can't swim up a CLIFF FACE YOU FUCK
That's it, we're not watching the cute anime I selected.

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Sure, call it that if you want. I don't care enough to argue the matter.

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>W-what is the point of fearing a weapon if your own blade is at your throat?

It's fine if I do it. I'm allowed to hurt me all I want but I don't extend that privilege to anything else.

For all animus people, feel free to come home: anekiho.me/chat2/

I'm at work, I have a life

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don't listen to the trannies user
just fuck shit up
u do what YOU want don't let anyone tell u otherwise

It r-really seems like the CERTAINTY of self harm is worse t-than the abstract POSSIBILITY that a doctor would harm you.

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lmao you spent all day posting in waifu though

>have you considered that by going to therapy, you would become stronger as well?

It's not about strength, it's about someone else having a blueprint to the castle. I'd have to create new fortifications just to counter them. Whether they become my enemy or not, the possibility will always be there for them to attack me.

I wish
>ika

sure you do lmao

which is why you have nothing to lose lololol

lmao
>ika

I know what I'm dealing with when I'm the one doing it. And my body isn't in any danger. Just my brain.

yup, i have enough money saved up to help my parents
I won't need it in prison
>ika

WHY WAS I BANNED U STUPID BOOMER GAIJIN

no one here is a tranny

I am r-reasonably sure that distinction is m-meaningless.

M-maybe because you said nothing of value.

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That sorta advice aligns with my own experiences...

ty, Alice

your brain fine
you have a week heart. a counselor it just going to laugh at you about your non-problems tell you to take medication to keep you passive

youtube.com/watch?v=YFd5AiRd9ik they can climb fences. They're evolving.

We're already watching a cute anime though! We have to find out if Mr. Penguin rejects polyamory!

why did i need to say something of value

It's m-my honor.

Actually, t-things like beta blockers are g-generally not passivizing.

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see

>the only one who can tell you to stop is yourself.

Also, coming back around to this point. Life has a way of beating me down if I ever try to pick myself up off the ground.

Some abstract force, some great will, the universe, whatever it is, wants me here on the ground. And I find that things run more smoothly as long as I remain in the dirt. I have to stay here or bad things happen to me.

-refreshes Alice's tea cup and brings her a cookie before scurrying off-

FIRTHY GAIJIN DO NOT KICK ME OUT OF MY OWN DOJO

Hello Alice. Do you have some way we can chat?

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Chek'd
Sorry I'm late.

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CANCER

Magic doesn't exist and the universe isn't sentient

A bullet will stop Alice2

I know that. But either way, I'm going to get fucked up if I look up so I'm keeping my head down.

B-because t-there is no reason for you to be there if you don't.

You got me good that time though dear, kudos for you.

I am n-not a tranny, as you c-can see here.

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I've been to the /x/ board. You better start believing in magic user.

Big mistake.

Impossible, you underestimate her

A bullet is small and can easily be avoided by walking around it

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Aegis! M-my sincerest apologies, I attempted t-to pull them from your thread. I h-hope I was successful!

Here is how you can contact me:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: rukiarcx or Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Twitter/Twitch: CeltyPlays
Chat: anekiho.me/chat2/


T-that you, uhhh, Mantis?

Unlikely.

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>tummy fat

ew

and yet, you can keep getting back up. the only one who can stop you getting back up is yourself.
evening, Mantis! how's it going?

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nice shoulders bro

i just wanted to hang out u racist firthy whiteo piggu

Who is this trap?

In the flesh!
How are you?

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T-the /x/ board is mostly just silly creepypasta

Huh?

T-thank you, I like how slim theya re

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LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY TO ME
TITS OR GTFO YOU KNOW THE RULE

I c-can't complain too much. You okay? H-haven't seen you much.

F-feel free to go back to questioning Bard, JKana

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The other chan dies? Time to shitpost in Alice threads like the good ol' days

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You're stupid stutter bullshit is giving me an aneurysm

she weighs like 4 pounds vro,,,,

It's a reunion!

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good

UR NIGIRI MADE ME SICK

Hi,!
Could be better. Could be way worse. Im hanging in there. Hbu?

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i like how broad they are

You b-bought non-sushi grade fish and t-then blame me? Alright.

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You m-may need to get your eyes checked

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>the only one who can stop you getting back up is yourself.

Yeah and I'm going to keep myself down here. Because the suffering I inflict on myself is a lot easier than the more tangible and direct suffering I'll get if I try to reach for anything. I'm tired of physical pain and having to deal with death. Mental anguish is just the price I gotta pay to keep that out of my life.

i caught the salmon myself

>putting the bowl over your tummy fat to hide your tummy fat

Heaven bless you OP

When did you get breast implants?

lmao

Heaven was a fag and this thread is cursed.

keeping my feet beneath me pretty well, I'd say.
what all is going on?
then I suppose you're well within your rights to make that decision. I would hope that someday you learn to find strength within yourself and rely on those around you to keep fighting.

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I meant the other Heaven

My dick weighs four pounds come here and suck it.

This is simply not true. The suffering you inflict on yourself you weigh against POSSIBLE pain. Not certain pain.

Doctors are there to help, Anonymous. Just as I am. But neither of us can do anything if you will not take the hand extended

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Why cooking videos tho? Also, why now?

These are questions.

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Why?

It's dead over there. Which is good.

B-better than it was, huh?

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bruh you got man shoulders

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omw

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What are you talking about? She's still flat as a board.
>I would hope that someday you learn to find strength within yourself and rely on those around you to keep fighting.

I don't have any strength and there's no one around me. It literally is that I could die and it wouldn't matter to anyone. That's where my life is right now. And probably where it's going to stay.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dead)

Have some integrity yo

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literally has C cups, she had a nip slip on stream and you can see shes got some bomb ass tiddies for an asian girl

Yes!
It's good to be back here!

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>The suffering you inflict on yourself you weigh against POSSIBLE pain. Not certain pain.

No, it's certain. But must I lose an eye or a hand to prove it to you?

Life is willing to overlook me as long as I stay down here. That's all that I know for sure.

rip ika you tried but failed

M-my favorite part is when Ikarous and Mi Liu got banned. That w-was my favorite part of tonight.

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have you heard of HRT tiddies/implants?

I'm sorry that you feel this way, user. I'm not sure what else I can say other than that I care.
it's pretty magical!

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It is d-definitely not certain. I'm alive due to doctors, both for treating my depression and my physical body. No eyes or hands missing.

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banned?

You're a creepy dude, lol. Who says "bomb ass tiddies"?

have you heard of coping mechanisms? you seem to just be unable to accept alice is a girl

What reason would they have to be banned? I suspect they just deleted all their posts because they're wusses

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I'm not doing that bad, but I'm feeling pretty low on the whole 'self-worth' thing. But alas, that's nothing new and I'm dealing with it by trying hard each and every day. How are you doing, user? Anything interesting happening in your life?

Yeah that is pretty radical tbh

like BAM nigga, GONE

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me

the fact they threatened to kill someone?

LMAO I DIDN'T GET BANNED YOU TRANNY SLUT

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>she had a nip slip on stream
post it

Are mods really that sensitive these days?

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only those who don't suck dick

ALICEFAGS LIKE TO CLAIM SHIT AND PROVIDE NO EVIDENCE

*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* Well Anonymous, you are w-worth the world to me. So if you c-can't believe in yourself, know I believe in you

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And you're not me. Life doesn't hold a grudge against you for existing.

You're not some unwanted piece of trash that doesn't belong anywhere. Nobody ever wanted me and I have the insolence to continue living.

Lies and slander, give me one example of an Alicefag lying

You can't

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Gay

THATS A DAMN LIE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM

sad!!!!!!!!!!

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SEE:

you telling these's no nip

Death threats are illegal

Somehow, someway, that made me feel just a little better! I think that they look delicious, and I would love to try them. Though, I'd butter the rolls myself :)

SEE:

Hey, you can't disprove that

I reiterate

Are they really that sensitive these days?

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Heh...I'd d-disagree with you on that one, b-but I do not w-wish to try to convince you.

That said, there are quite a few people in this thread who would disagree about my worth in life.

I d-didn't realize you were a mind reader, JKana. Can you guess the number I'm thinking of?

They are g-great buttered

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Yes

i highlydoubt there is

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Or some kind of platitude like that

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why do you put a j?
you can't truly care about a stranger

If I recall, you've done YouTube stuff before haven't you Alice? Or cooked on Stream or something? I'unno, if you haven't, would you consider doing that again? Or do you prefer to make the videos with instructions just because it's more manageable and clear?

Your l-lack of imagination isn't compelling evidence, JKana.

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Bomb ass!

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if u really care about him so much then what's his favorite video game?

Y-yes, here: youtube.com/watch?v=rCeZ2EtHRvA

I am d-doing more, they just t-take a while to edit

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>ignored by Alice

Muh heart ;~;

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>That said, there are quite a few people in this thread who would disagree about my worth in life.

Yeah and I don't care about them. You're worth the world to me. Wait, how did we end up here? I thought I was supposed to be bitching about my life.

how can you say you don't have a male body

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H-he seems like a man of culture and taste, so I'm g-going to go with Portal.

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G-god damn it, isn't it nearly time for stream anyway? Are you at l-least excited to see the thrilling conclusion of Mr Penguin's dabbling with polygamy?

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>man of culture and taste
>portal
choose one and only one

I don't like that penguin.

Awesome, thank you for sharing, I'll look forward to seeing whatever you've got planned for a livestream in the future. Also, it's nice to see you're still up to these sort of threads even if some people try to break them down. Keep up the great work!

how dare you

M-me either.

I w-won't stop until the life leaves my body

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why do you stutter?
being nervous on the internet doesn't make text stutter

It's a RP thing.

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she's very nervous but determined to help!

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T-then what is happening?! Oh n-no! I always thought it w-was just because I was nervous! N-now I feel sick and woozy!

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so? if i was nervous and typing that wouldn't translate

try typing like a normal person, dear

Luck with the thread Alice2, even it mostly derailed. I have stuff to do tata.

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that's awesome, anonymous! I'm glad to hear that about you.

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H-have a good one

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stop being autistic

People who are so nervous they stutter often post videos of themselves scantily clad on the internet, it's true

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no u faggot

moloch kike

Fuck you Alice2

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He's been posting like that for years on end, the chances of that happening are slim to none tbh

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I've seen a number of those.

>moloch kike
faggot nig

That's very strange.

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good night alice

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N-ni ni Hijiri

sionist

w-what's y-your opinion on i-israel?

jokes on you the jews are BAD

wow alice is still alive

rifk war
anyone here I love?

Love for proto1

look. look at me. I'm the alice now

I love you Photo 1!!
>blood-chan

fucking bitch alice >:(