Tell me the crazyest conspiracies you've heard

The germans ran an extremely elaborate extermination campaign while fighting a two front war with the most powerful nations in the world

There was a video of the kiddy brothel but it got takin downn I think

5g cell towers require techs wearing hazmat suits because the jews programmed it to send cancer to us via cell phone signals.

The length of your arm can be increased by just rubbing your elbow

Never herd that one but that actually makes me laugh

Russia used racism rays from space to make half of America hate Hillary in the election

Except it's well known and documented that the Germans who escaped and weren't paperclipped or sovietclipped hid in Argentina. Mengele lived his entire life there until he died of old age.

"Rasim Ray"
That's fucking hilarious

Have you bothered to check? They had fb pages and shit

One was right, the other left.

I assume its pest control, but ask /x/, I'm sure they have retarded theories.

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The Russians rigged the election

That one I'm sure is true though

That wind turbines cause cancer. There were secret shootings in Bowling Green Kentucky and Toledo Ohio that the media keeps under wraps because they don't fit the narrative .

That's fucking insane and they want us to use that kinda of stuff fuck that

The thing everybody doesnt want to talk about are their earpieces and the super connectivity stick placed in peoples throat.

I agree, they somehow got the Democrats to nominate Clinton. There was little hope after that in hindsight.

Gravity doesn't exist, we go with the density hypothesis.

True now we are all fucked and it's not gonna change

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Never herd of that one gonna have to look it up

Big Vactican controls the Catholics

Had a relative who was actually someone who tried to commit attempted murder a bunch of times, well the nut years ago started talking about this military unit. They were specialists and more secret than Delta Force or whatever.
Anyway they operated for decades doing wet work or whatever you call it. Supposedly really talented and even though they did a lot of violent stuff, they had decency about them or some such. (Coming from a slime ball who told me this story and tried to kill someone multiple times, IDK, man.)
Anyway this relative said that once Bill Clinton got in office in 1992 he heard about their existence and got excited. He came up with a list of people he wanted dealt with or something. The entire unit resigned immediately.
Time passes and psycho-relative tells that they are still in existence in retirement until 9/11. They give a word that if Chicago gets nuked, get the hell out of there. They supposedly are bunkered up in some base in Canada that the leafs know about.
Blah, blah they have advanced technology, at least for the time period they were in operation. The base is near a waterfall near a lake or some such. They have a super stealth helicopter and all sorts of gadgets, but they don't want no part of anything anymore.
Someone told me watch what happens if you tell this story. If you notice people go immediately to "you're schizo" even though you plainly state you don't believe the story, to "kill yourself," you know they are friends of the relative telling the story and totally believe in killing someone to keep quiet of whatever nut crap stuff they were doing.
So... I did just that. I dropped the story in a random anonymous place and like clockwork, nobody asked for names or details. No one asked for proof. It went down just as they warned.
Do I think this military unit existed? NOPE. The person who told me was known for horrible evil things, so never trust the bitch ever.

That gravity doesn't exist. The center of the earth is a big magnet and it's pulling us down because iron in our blood. I never figured out how they thought non magnetic things didn't fly out into space though.

Holy fuck my dude

tldr

Well there definitely some tire behide this

ITT: REDDIT FOLKS WHO WON'T EVEN GIVE A SPECK OF CHANCE AND ACT LIKE FAGGOTS

Nicotine health benefits

I mean, the center of the earth sort of is a big magnet. We can detect it and have learned how it deflects dangerous solar radiation protecting us.

Look, if you want to discover some reeeaaallly controversial conspiracy theories, then check out this channel.

youtube.com/channel/UCLyaGaRmw_UMkL5MirE-mUQ

That is very true

Absolute craziest I've ever heard...
>this 47 story building fell like this because of "normal office fires" on 9/11/2001

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Trump is actually quite thin but wears a fat suit to get more boomer votes

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I'm gonna watch those once this thread dies

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That white American men that own guns are dangerous.

What kind of hazmat suit protects from electromagnetic radiation??

Maybe the technician was spraying a coat of paint on the tower. Not everything is a conspiracy lmao.

My type of thread
A couple:
>Michelle Obama is a man
>dove land, Wisconsin
>Saturn and Jews
>Disney cruise line child trafficking
>mountains were once trees
>meat is sentient
>bogdanof god
>sf bay nuke
>nam is fake
>Miley Cyrus's clone
>golf rumors
>pancreas denial
>op pic related
>third eye
And plenty more

It can raise test levels

That's what I'm thinking. Hazmat protects against chemicals not em radiation. Even nuclear radiation suits only stop the decayed matter, not gamma ray or x rays.

There is for sure a third eye 100% I know for 1st hand experience you can open that bitch wide open

Never heard of the dove land Wisconsin

>Fucking kek
youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98

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Trees aren’t real. What we call “trees” are tiny saplings. Mesas in deserts are the stumps/remains of the ACTUAL trees

First and only time steel building has fell do to fire and it happened 3 times that day.
First and only time a black box was not found at a known crash site and it happened 4 times that day.

I can totally see Disney cruise trafficking kids I mean if Hillary Clinton then disney for sure traffickes them

Pffff entry level faggot

This unironically, hence mountains were once trees

I wouldn't consider Michelle Obama being a man CRAZY
I mean it is 2019 after all

Golf rumours are a big one though

arabs from caves flying planes in some towers

>unironically
Sounds pretty ironic to me.

Man that would be fucking sick though, fucking Arch Trees from DS.

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I don't think these things were staged, but so many people take advantage of these kinds of situations to push an agenda that they might as well be psyops.

>Yes these are all conspiracies goy, anyone looking in to these subjects is CRAZY

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Dulce underground base, New Mexico

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Heard about that one. That shit is insane

I hear that Gary Mandering Went to Electoral College and what he learned there allows Republicans to keep winning elections without the majority of votes.
Gary is like a grand wizard or something.

Soph really is a Muslim

bitchute.com/video/OdaUDeAGIck/

That's a paint suit. Dude is wearing a vent suit so he doesn't breath in paint

Giant deep underground bunker network across the United States

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A town in Wisconsin that "disappeared" from the face of the earth, even though people from the area remember it existing. It can be a case ignore the mandala effect or gov cover up
I like this one. They're like two that I've heard off. One was the glass cameras or something. The one I believe is the case were that one golfer chick was making it big and she stumbled upon these rich guys sacrificing a kid in the kitchen during a tournament. And the next couple of weeks, even though she has a great life, mysterious offed her self

>Tell me the crazyest conspiracies you've heard
infinitechan got taken down by the cia lulz

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Germans are nice

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You're the Clowns here, Buffo.

sauce

The hell you say

that op is "not" a faggot

A couple more:
>Schnell online
>door dogs
>big soy
>gods ego death
>Russia never invaded Finland
>ny runescape
>tobacco is actually good for you
>Bigfoot is the result of a soviet cross breeding program
>meth immortality
>bank of souls
>planes aren't real; we've never flew
>the moon is a hologram

This

I feel like they have these everywhere. I know that my colleges has an abandoned bunker due to the Cold War scares

9/11 will be the big one that destroys society once the truth is widely accepted... although I'm doubtful it will ever be accepted en mass before something earth shattering happens again

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Would make for a pretty neat side story in the Metro universe

>mass shootings all over the place cause politicians to call for gun control
How is legislation in direct response to a real problem pushing an agenda?

I can’t imagine the lack of brain cells needed to be a Democrat

youtube.com/watch?v=898i_hM2m1M

>9/11 will be the big one that destroys society once the truth is widely accepted
Yeah, but most people aren't that retarded

I can't imagine the lack of brain cells needed to care about any of the phony party, left/right politics. You're a modern slave, you're just too content to notice or care.

>You're the Clowns here, Buffo.
Imagine walking in to someone's home and telling them that. Straight up delusional.

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You're assuming I identify with either side

got me

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Yeah, they're so stupid

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Oh, I guess that infographic proved me wrong. My bad.

Proved what wrong? You didn't make any point worth proving wrong...

No, but it does prove something. Your statement "You're the Clowns here, Buffo" was just an insult

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Look at this thing. Truly, it can no longer be classified as a human. A creature so ugly and unsightly, the kind that just screams inferiority.

I love you.

I wonder how much he payed for Chinese slaves to make the shirt and camera he took the picture with.

Med time.

racist

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its gotta be a soy thing

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My point was that you idiots never have any substantial evidence to back up your claims. And you continue to provide no evidence.

You get out what you put in. He (you?) just posted a Clown World meme in response to my criticism that the False Flag arguments are dumb.

Fuck you hypocrite.

OP is not a faggot. Pretty crazy shit yo.

any ideology is just a tool for those who crave power to gather followers and convince them to fight for something that does'nt benefit them

you were being nasty about Chinese slave workers

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Kek. Back to \x\ boyo.

You can try to run you fucking hampster in your head to frame what was said to fit your rhetoric, but my post pointed out the GLOW IN THE DARK shills saying not to question false flag shootings, hillary clinton satanic ritual shit, and pizzagate pedo rings. You think you are being clever when defending these theories but to anyone with a brain you are defending pure evil. You are trying to use social pressure to convince people not to look in to these heinous allegations. Whether they are true or absolute bullshit, your insistence that people be ostracized for seeking objective truth is the only thing that comes off as fucking weird.

I mean it makes perfect sense that you'd force people into committing blackmailable acts before they were let into an elite circle. This is how it works on a low level too, some fishermen make you eat raw fish guts, frats make you do hazing rituals, etc

On a low level it's just to show your commitment to a group but on a higher level it's security to keep you under the thumb.

>pizzagate
>Clinton satanic rituals
Shit, I forgot to add those to my list of conspiracy theories that only sub-80 IQ niggers believe. Thanks for reminding me.

>continues to do EXACTLY what I called him out for above
What is motivating you to stop people from looking in to what may be horrendous crimes against defenseless children? Who or what do you serve that compels you to act this way?
>sub 80 IQ niggers
I have been making my points clearly and logically. You have been making child level insults. Your IQ is not as high as you would like to believe, schlomo

>Fire rages non-stop
>Collapses of the other two towers fucked up the water mains so the sprinklers inside meant to slow fire so building integrity isn't ruined don't work
>Can't get in there
>Heat expands metal
>Expanding metal eventually becomes so weak it can't hold the building
>Building collapses
Once again, conspiracy theorist can't into science.

Whenever you're ready, go ahead and post the compelling evidence to back up your case.

>I have been making my points clearly and logically
Thus far, your posts have consisted of baseless claims and petty complaints.

There are secret departments scanning everyone's background participating in conspiracy threads.

>First and only time a black box was not found at a known crash site and it happened 4 times that day.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unrecovered_flight_recorders
Okay retard nigger.

>illiterate to boot
>Whether they are true or absolute bullshit, your insistence that people be ostracized for seeking objective truth is the only thing that comes off as fucking weird.

That's not a secret at all. Ever hear of the NSA? Prism? Remember all that stuff that was in the news?

So, no evidence? Or just no evidence that wouldn't make me laugh my as off?
>b but look at these paintings in the pizza shop! That means it's definitely a well-orchestrated child sex ring that involves top-level democrats and absolutely no republicans whatsoever
Lol fucking retard

Argentina is where some top level Nazis escaped to after the war. This is proven fact, not conspiracy.

>SF bay nuke

Uh...do go on. I live there and don’t want to be nuked.

Surface of the moon is a hologram and the real surface has cities and inhabitants

You seem to be really concerned with people looking in to pizzagate. Also pushing the republican vs democrat fighting. I don't give a fuck about bullshit politics, i follow the logos and seek truth and the way.

Or placing all blame for a psychotic persons actions on to one political group is wrong. The fact that you use the word "conservatards" confirms your biased thought process. Do you believe the Democrats are completely innocent in everything? If so you are too far gone and should just pack up and move to another country (if from USA). If your from outside the US, you have no say in how we run our nation.

Yup, space niggers crashed there.

>mountains were once trees
Kek

>NSA
It's NASA and they're watching the stars.
Keep on trying to lure us away from the truth, you heartless reptiloid.

>I follow the logos and seek the truth and the way
The fuck are you on about? Take your meds, nigger.

That stuff been memory holes to bits
Were not getting nuked (although I wish we do). It was an incident in port Chicago in the 40s during WWII. Prior to the nukes that destroyed japan, this port was also a munitions site. There was an explosion in the port, a really huge one that people alll the way from Nevada felt the rumbles. Some say this was a prototype nuke that accidentally went off and destroyed the whole port while some say it was just artillery that exploded, but these artiellery rounds weren't no powerful enough to fuck up the whole port.

The Roswell cover up story is the cover up.
What crashed in Roswell was tech that was made after operation paper-clip by some German scientists. It would have been determental to America's public age after WWII. Someone (actually documented the person who said it first I just can't remember) that it was a crash from alien life, a paranoia after Orsen Welles War of the World broadcast, and the US military used that suspected smokescreen as the actual smokescreen.

Always the same retarded canned responses from you brainlets. Nothing of value to attack them on? TAKE YOUR MEDS
>I follow the logos and seek the truth and the way
The fact that you call me insane for me saying that is very telling about you. Somebody seeking TRUTH is insane to you?

Oh my god! Watch this thread go down i remember another thread talking about this going down after about 20 minutes of being up.

Religion is a means to control the stupid mass.

/end thread

Anything said after this is a Nigger.

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"White Spiritual Boy" is one of the most insane and disturbing to me, even though it objectively might not be.

Fucking Niggers.

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tell of experience pls?

Satanist faggots always show their true colors. You are enjoying your fruits in full now. You will be judged with the rest of us.

You glow in the dark. Stay out of the road or I WILL use the full force of the fifth gear on you.

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Certified woke

Anyone who fucks with the Clinton family ends up dead. Anyone doing research will find a nasty trail of bodies

The Andy Pero Project Superman/Montauk stuff is just so much crazy: archive.org/stream/TheAndyPeroStoryProjectSupermanMindControlExperimentsMontauk.pdf/TheAndyPeroStory-ProjectSuperman-MindControlExperimentsMontauk_djvu.txt

Quick rundown?

clouds are a giant planet. can't get crazier than that.

Andy Pero claims that he was groomed from childhood to be a mind-controlled human weapon of the US Government. He claims that he was put in a program called "the Silva Method" as a kid, and that this program was where they first began to program him (the Silva method is a real program, to his defense).

He claims that while going to college, in Rochester, New York this programming was pumped up to a new level and he was "taught" to do near superhuman feats (like jumping out of planes with no parachute, enormous feats of strength) just by sheer willpower alone.

He claims that it was during this college time period he was being used to assassinate various targets given to him by the US government and that, at the time, his memories of being used in this way were being suppressed, and that "they" let him think he was just a normal college kid.

He asserts that this faction of the US Government was controlled by Retilian Aliens who disguise themselves as humans, and that these Reptilians also had stuff to do with the Nazi's....

Honestly there's so much more, but that's the main bulk of it. I recommend you give it a read - it is some crazy shit. It all seems a impossible, but then again parts of it do seem very plausible. It makes me wonder if he was implanted with a bunch of false, insane memories (Reptilian aliens projecting human holograms) to make the actual memories (brainwashed assassin) harder to believe for anyone that was listening to him.

pretty much 100% of everything conservatives believe. for example believing that the arma christi in this pic is satanic imagery of human sacrifice.

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You're telling me it ain't ?
This is some bo1 mkulltra shit, but with reptilians, tin foil hat material here

retards need to stop throwing around "satantic" like it means anything

One killed himself, one turned gay. Thanks mom.

Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landings by filming it in a soundstage on Mars

It is some CRAZY shit indeed my friend, straight up tinfoil hat, "the government puts radios in my teeth" type of crazy. But it's interesting as fuck to read.

This is actually the link where I read it for the first time, it's a more digestable read and comes with some context/commentary from the person who Andy told his story to.

educate-yourself.org/mc/andyperosagafall00.shtml

>tried to commit attempted murder

>occasionally

This thread is being run by the government to see what we know and don’t know, watch out for the FBI man b

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i'm not the one saying it's satanic, conservatives are. i think the bitch is a democrat or something, so they claimed she's a satanist based on that wall decoration.

doesn't make the arma christi satanic.

>You're telling me it ain't ?
it ain't. arma christi, google it. it's christian as fuck.

Conservitards need to give up the whole christfag thing, it really taints any sort of reasoning they might have because they always try to tie it back to their biases. I guess that's the point though, most people don't really think that and are just trying to spook voters.

>tried to commit attempted murder
i don't think that's a crime. attempting to murder someone is a crime, but if you fail to attempt, then you didn't make an attempt, which should be fine. that just means he thought really hard about committing murder, but never acted on it.

lost

9/11 was perpetrated by americans to start a war with iraq for easy oil

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Thanks, had almost forgotten about this one.

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The biggest conspiracy of all... the Jew race mix propaganda

this thread

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Yes, but in reality it is the Jews that love BBC

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Agreed, they are just expressing themselves

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+1
Tru dat

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this

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>See this new imageboard. It should be interesting. Pls Bookmark it....

i-chan.ru/b

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Kek

From reading the Wikipedia account, it sounds like the amount of conventional explosives which had been loaded into the ship would have been enough to create the explosion. The pics on Wikipedia show it was a powerful explosion, but not Nagasaki or Hiroshima sized.

Yeah, it was a prototype. Prolly not even a good nuke. It's a cover up by the Jews and shit.
I want to believe

Bullshit. Iraq had always sold oil to the West, although mostly to Europe rather than the US. It's all they have to offer. They sold oil to the West before Saddam, under Saddam, and even ISIS sold oil to Europe when they had access to some.

A theory which makes more sense is that Saddam was deposed because he was a threat to Israel.

boomer tier conspiracy I believe
governments and corporations pushing for less ownership (ride sharing, public transport over owning a car, streaming services, software as a service, DRM, no guns, heavy reliance on others to do stuff like change fuses etc) so that when actual boogaloo happening cowabunga or however you call it happens people wouldnt be able to do anything on their own

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911 wasn’t and inside job

Dozens of Attacks Against Women Reported in Cologne on New Year's Eve
youtube.com/watch?v=W1TS4Bx7Efo
Victims of Islamic migrant assaults speak out after nightmare attack New Year in Cologne
youtube.com/watch?v=e5gl7q_T1Kw
The 2015 New Years Eve Attacks in #Cologne (#Köln)
youtube.com/watch?v=WJCLSZm4-LA
Rape and Child Abuse Epidemic in German Refugee Camps
youtube.com/watch?v=O7d7IZdFZH0
Muslim Refugee Brutally Rapes 7 Yr Old White Girl
youtube.com/watch?v=FMu_6EiQABQ

Fairly interesting how those videos disappeared, anybody comment?

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I know a nigger who legitimately believes the government puts small amounts of crack into chicken so that black folks will get addicted to it and in turn that is why the stereotype of nigs and fried chicken exists.

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LOL !!!!!! All these faggots are white!! Not black not blue not yellow not red but fucking white hahahahaha

Lol a communist nigger talking about a lack of brain cells how ironic

Haahahahhhaha this faggot has no idea what socialism is hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaa

Hey retard one was right one was left.

They use the next best thing: Monosodium Glutamate MSG
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monosodium_glutamate

That’s a tyvex suit. It’s paper thin and meant to keep dust and hair particles off sensitive equipment & clean rooms.

Global warming is a hoax created by China...some fucking retard said that...oh yeah...that was Trump

Muh Russia gate

Not quite crack, but OK

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>Monosodium Glutamate
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The funny thing about this is if they're afraid of radiation being emitted all you'd have to do is power down the structure while conducting maintenance/construction, it's not like there's a fucking exposed nuclear core on the top of the tower, it's more akin to an x-ray machine but the Ray's being emitted aren't even on the same intensity/spectrum as x-rays... basically this is such a fucking crock of shit. I think the whole thing was spun up by companies that have recognized theyre not yet being able to compete with 5G to mitigate customer loss.

Radioactive Medical Procedure + Geiger Counter
youtube.com/watch?v=rLzjnsFGOgc

i can believe there is a secret underground tunnel from the university of arizona technology park to davis-monthan air force base. they make missiles there and i doubt they drive them the 5 miles to the base on the road.

i should have mentioned it's a raytheon plant.

Yup fucking reddit and Yea Forums have switched places

No suit will protect you from ionizing radiation, those are filter suits that filter out radioactive particles so you don't ingest them, non-ionizing radiation may be shielded with a tinfoil

I secretly want to know what it sounds like.

Hell, at that price why not pick up a couple tons.

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Brown eyes don't count

>The Dayton shooting was literally done by a leftist.
Okay.

I mean, that's exactly why opening a restaurant is a common thing for immegrants. You don't need to be able to cook that well to make tasty food if you put MSG in it. Also notice a lot of popular spice mixes like Sazon have it as the second or third ingredient.

Russians changed votes in the 2016 US election

kek

trips further confirm

Imagine the resale value in the hood dude
, just say 1$/10g

Just looked up NY runescape. It’s confirmed by me now

Dang son why don't I just do that? Make millions

Shut up

5g cell towers will interfere with doppler radar and send meteorology reporting back a couple decades. early warning systems for large wind systems will be useless

"this that Chinese coke nigga"

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If you have a solid business plan you could definitely open a small mexican or chinese take out place and just dump MSG on everything. It doesn't actually pay very well however, a lot of them retire or find a less shitty job once their kids are in college.

It really weird tbh, just further shows our world is low key a simulation of a sort
Kekles

Would y'all lick AOC's butthole just for the gigs?

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What a cucklord faggot

I said nothing about suits, I was talking about how if they were conducting maintenance they could power down the structure similar to a radiologist in a x-ray department in a hospital. The idea that they would allow their highly paid technicians frolic around in a radioactive environment and just give them a shitty suit to do it in is pretty fucking funny tho.

they also "found" the terrorists' passports a few blocks away from the collapsed building but the blackbox was nowhere to be found.

haha, the Clinton riged the election, there are more people in politics now because of Hillary Clinton then any other prominent figure.
the Clinton family now has dozen of fresh faces in political position reading their work and furthering their goals under the idea that if she had won things would be different. she gained major power, but sacrificed her name in history books

please take your logic and reason and fuck off.

Good to see this thread is still up:
>the world ended in 2000 (something of the sort)
>despair code
>there's no human race
>the universe is hollow
>boogers are good for you
>flouride and the such in water
>aliens caused the plague
>Iraqi giants

tldr : god answers prayers in yes no or wait

ATHF Master Shake says there's a theory that they are controlling your mind using dental products. Laughed, when I heard it on the show. Have a friend that's in her 40s, says dad didn't let them brush their teeth as kids because of government conspiracies. Didn't think that was a real thing until I heard her say it.

Shrooms or LSD help.

Literally never heard a conservative or democrat mention this shit. Only faggots and niggers like you

>boogers are good for you
this isn't really a conspiracy as much as slightly misleading trivia

Salvia Divinorum

Yes, he's never wrong
True, I find it more as people misleading this thing that boogers are gross and shit, but eating em can be good for you. It's a norm thing I think

And you faggy democrats need to give up the white genocide shit. Everything you do is tainted by your blatant bias, attempting to rid the world of white males

Aw snap there’s one right under Tulsa.

because the media disproportionately reports about white mass shooters when most of them are infact black. Most people only believe what you put in front of them, and if what's in front of them is biased and politically fueled, that's considered an agenda.

>left right horse shoe cuck

>Tell me
youtube.com/watch?v=r_xNONAJgU4

INFORGOT THESE ONES:
>the internet is actually really small
>YouTube monkey murders
>human markets (cannibalism and stuff)
>comicon child recruitment
>CA is an island
>06 volleyball incident
>Haarp
>tulpas

Something don't seem right

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>CA is an island
How does that work? You can literally walk the state line.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gy7FVXERKFE

Oh you can, can you? Ever done it?

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californiaasanisland.org

Basically, the rio grande expanded all the way up north with other various ancient lakes that used to be around Ca, giving the interpretation from back then mapmakers that ca had an appearance of an island. The way I think of it, how can you know you've crossed the state line? Maybe it's holograms at the works? Simulation?

Not the whole thing but enough to see it's clearly connected to the rest of the US.

I mean "was" and "is" are kind of different.

So your answer is "no"?

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I don't think it's delusional, it's satan's ownership of the secular Jews who dabble in spiritualism. Ie. Gnosticism and Kabbalah. Welcome to the Book of Revelation. they make it happen.

My dad was an engineer, worked on some spooky military shit years ago. He told me a story once where he was watching an episode of Star Trek TNG back in the 90’s where something happened in the episode that was just like what his department was working on. The next day at work there was buzz about the episode, that it was close enough that the military was going to investigate for possible leaks. I don’t remember hearing how that turned out, what happened, but to this day my dad won’t tell me which episode it was.

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To have sane and intelligent gun laws wouldn't stop gun violence.

Shhhhhh you're thinking to deep
It's no, he can't know for sure

I heard about something like that, like various sci fi shows do these sort of stuff. Ik that the show stargate Atlantis had leaked stuff that even Hussein believed in.

I mean the real conspiracy is the media sensationalizing stories about shootings to get people riled up to prevent them from actually learning what the gun laws are or having any kind of firearm literacy.

Notice how almost everyone is just BAN ASSAULT RIFLES or BAN GUNS or GUN REFORM but don't actually know what an assault rifle is or what the current laws are or what the new laws should be changed to.

The government knows they'll never be able to disarm americans so they'd rather people just be totally firearm illiterate and afraid of them.

Ya buckle up tight for that shit.

Besides the overarching reality that we are created beings, The God of the bible gave the answer through Jesus Christ and now? We just hate on ALL jews, look for Satan's help through banning guns. It's just ridiculous that the world missed their only way out by doing it through the idea that humans are smarter than all of known history and the reality around them. Fucking hell people, you are not just an evolutionary product of time and chance accidently coming about by atoms and molecules bumping together.

As someone who has worked on towers, It is VERY rare for a company to let the site go down for "safety". They only do that for in house workers. Contractor's can die for all they care.

this thread is gay

Yeah, because the US Government has never ever engaged in black ops and spin doctor ops before.

The ultimate conspiracy

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>pancreas denial

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You realize we know how these features form right? Like there is an explanation for them that is not 'giant trees'
Also we know the life cycle of trees, they are real (and no saplings)
>you fucking retard
>pic related
please say allthis was just a fever dream and this is b8 please

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I can't find anything related to that's

Alright this can be of three things:
1. There's no such thing as a pancreas. It doesn't exist. The reason it doesn't exist is bc it's a plot by big pharma to sell bogus treatment to treat pancreas related diseases. It can go on really.
2. It does exist, but it's purpose is more like an appendix; it's useless
Or 3. It exist, BUT diseases related to it like pancreas cancer, there's already a cure for it. Big pharma already has a cure for it, but since it's a business, it's best to milk money from these people to sell cheap treatments for an already curable disease.

How do we see the uncensored version of this picture? I saw it earlier... now I can’t find it.

The jews are tricking you goy. Don't let them win you over
Keep looking

Pizza-gate is real and Epstein is the designated lightening rod.

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Kek yeah the whole thing screams butthurt incel shooting up a bar full of 'normies'.

Rightwing domestic terrorism is becoming a problem, i dont think that should reflect badly on regular moderate right wingers.

It is just fucking laughable though when altrightfags who spend all fucking day spewing detailed hatred on multiple online platforms try and deny that their ideology influences terrorism.

I remember hearing stories in the news years ago about Bill Clinton taking trips with this guy, why is it only becoming a thing now?

That was misdirection by Cambridge Analytica and it worked.

Idk man, that looks like a big ass tree stump

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>sensationalizing stories about shootings to get people riled up

You don't have to this sensationalize shit, people are randomly massacring innocents, thats already about as sensational as it gets, people don't need 'riling up' by the media they are fucking angry and scared because crazy shit IS happening.

Im pro gun but the media doesn't need to manipulate people into talking about gun control, its a very relevant question to ask. Perhaps we should just answer that question reasonably instead of screaming 'LIBRAL MEDIA WANTS TO TAKE ALL THE GUNS'.

It's like you didn't even read the post.

Except they, and most leftists, do want to disarm all the law abiding citizens because they mistakenly believe that Tyrone and DeQuan will also magically follow the law and disarm themselves too.
So, fuck leftists, fuck right wingers, basically fuck off and leave me alone and I’ll do the same. Deal?

GO back to /x/

were headed for a one world government

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Never

if youve never heard of this and you think guy is stupid and you have no decent convincing evidence to look at, theres a youtube video called "no forests on flat earth" please watch it. it lays out some convincing scientific arguments and also some real head scratchers. the video is from a guy who English isnt his first language but its still totally watchable and i recommend it if yorue into weird things or have an open mind to the establishment lying to us about our world in order to control us

I have 2 pencils
...end of story...

i have 2 assault spoons and a tactical fork faggot, i'm not afraid of you!

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>Im pro gun but the media doesn't need to manipulate people into talking about gun control, its a very relevant question to ask.

>Perhaps we should just answer that question reasonably instead of screaming 'LIBRAL MEDIA WANTS TO TAKE ALL THE GUNS'.

kek fucking moron

FNaF: The binding of Isaac edition

9/11 was an inside job.
The moon landing was fake.

>the uk banned guns and then knife crime skyrocketed

fucking kek this just isnt true

Rather people tried defending themselves against the illegal somali invader scum with knives

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Pizzagate was a wild ride

its so tldr tho man. k ill try

there are small factions of elite citizens in every country who collaborate to infiltrate high end positions in all fields, social, economic, governments.
once in sucha position they makesure to only hire from inside their own group and after a few years they compleetly subvert the intended entity.
these people are the law. they are the schools, the news, the cartoons on tv.
global domination is their no longer secret goal, but the true goal isnt to rule the world liek they want you to believe the illuminati or whatever you belive in wants.
they want to extinguish all human life on this planet.
its a very old plan detailed in many reports from good men and women, some being insiders, some just vigilant citizens and even presidents.
they have been around since before ancient Babylon and have in secret, guided the world toward their nefarious ends.
what they want cant be forced it has to be chosen.
they will trick you into choosing what they want.
they control what you know, what you have access to, your wants needs desires and subconscious thoughts by literally shaping the world around you.

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Kek THIS shit is the mad conspiracy theory, this 'invasion' shit is so retarded.

Holy fuck that shit wasnt reported on in the news?!?! Thats insane?

>obviously it fucking was

I'm sure the thousonds of raped and/or murdered children agrees

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No, it is unimportant news

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>i have proof!
ok im listening
>OBELISKS

fucking kek

I almost forgot this wasn't /x/

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This one time, somebody told me that OP was not a faggot.
Can you believe how crazy that fucker was?

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youtube.com/watch?v=mrWX9FgVGwA

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people who have stumbled apon them have done everything they can to warn us. most of them arent alive today. even whistle blowers in your lifetime (snowden, julian asange, the 2 brothers of the test tube baby that created bitcoin) were all silenced.
Andrew jackson tried to warn us that they had the banks, JFK told us they have their fingers in everything, that we have to know about it, and that he intends to stop them. he paid for it with his life too.
Insiders have abandoned their cause because the3 moral weight of their tactics are too much for a person who isnt entirely morally bankrupt.
There have been examples of these peoples representatives openly admitting to the plans for a new world order governed by the elite. (rockerfeller, rothschilds etc)
soon they wont need us to farm their foods and build their homes and worship their celebrity status as gods.
many of the ones doing this think they're in charge. they think they're on the winning side and that they will be spared. they are deceived.

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This?

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1 image at a time and no specific questions were asked. im willing to help you understand

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This caption with this photo makes the poster look like an actual retard

kekity

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kek

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kek

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kek

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kek

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also you can watch jfks speech on secret societies and the dangers of a government acting independent of its nation (the last speech he ever gave) on youtube.

its a long speech but if youve never heard it, please. please. watch it.

this is a small part
"we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.

Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed. It conducts the Cold War, in short, with a war-time discipline no democracy would ever hope or wish to match."

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>im willing to help you understand

everyone who isnt stupid understands there are super-rich groups with allot of influence, kek the thing is you faggots always start adding insane shit too it like 'they are devil-worshipping jews who want to bring about white genocide'.

I know people like you irl, everyone is sick of hearing it so they just humour you, and you never seem to be able to agree with other conspiracy theorists because you always think 'your the smartest one'

kek

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This has been a good thread bois
I will leave you all with one conspiracy that I'm still wrapping my head around:
>the pyramids and Egypt was construced with the help of dinos

WOW A PICTURE OF A PEDO WE DIDNT HAVE THOSE IN THE COUNTRY BEFORE BROWN PEOPLE CAME PROOF THAT ITS AN INVASION

it sure sounds like youre not interested in the truth

its okay to be like you. i dotn hate you for it.

if we ever meet, ill still help you

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architects_&_Engineers_for_9/11_Truth
what about the scientists who disagree?

Lol, there's all kind of shit in Los Alamos, and INL, and yucca mountain, and montana. Fucking should've went to school and got a degree that matters

>if we ever meet, ill still help you

please help me understand the mysteries, i am too foolish to see them on my own, i need a wise wizard like you to connect the dots for me

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If we meet could you help me get my cock in your ass?

its pretty simple to make fire with friction, but without a wizard to show you, you would never have figured it out on your own

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This can't be true. Theres way to much infrastructure here to be kept secret

What is big soy?

please help me understand the jews plan be my shepherd im just a sheep, is the girl i work with in on it? should i avoid kosher food? when will the new world order take over? do i have a microchip in my asshole?

its not hard to hide. also there are videos on youtube of mack trucks bringing supplies into the tunnes and the drivers answering a random dudes questions, showing that the driver hasno idea about anything and is just doing his delivery job.

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most people only know their own job and not how it interacts with other jobs or the system structure in any way.

mcdonads cashiers are unknowingly in on it
when you spend money, youre unknowingly in on it

if you knomsayin

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