Roast my fat lazy piece of shit useless dog

Roast my fat lazy piece of shit useless dog.

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No.

That's some impressive neck circumference.
Nice posture too.

That's what a dog is for..doesn't do much domesticated, other than being good company.

What a beautiful healthy looking coat

He looks like a good boy....you sound like a cunt

Looks like a good boy.

No way faggot OP, that doggo is worth more than you will ever be and has done more for humanity than you ever will.

Poor ole doggo, give it a treat.

He’s fucking useless
He does absolutely nothing but eat and lay on the ground miserably
Fuck this obese motherfucker

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Living large. Good boy.

He looks sad. Must suck to have you as an owner, you fucking prick.

sweet pupple

That's a one weird lizard

I wonder what gave doggo the scars

Hes only fat and lazy cuse you fucking suck as a dog owner. Hes not human, he cant decide to start going to a gym or eating healthy. Hes lazy cuse he gave up hope on you since you never did anything to give him a better healthier life. Fuck you.

yea? and what do you do all day?

Dogs take on the habits of their owners... So.... Guess that speaks wonders about you champ

looks like good dogo to me. bored though

You still talking about the dog?

gib doggo, i will be better owner than you

I bet he take lipid shits on your bed.

Doggo deserves better owner. Anybody who hates a dog for being a dog is a pig. Dogs are the greatest gift to mankind EVER. Op is a piece of actual shit.

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3/10
Would not eat.

What a chunker. Imagine the farts.

See how he’s sitting with his hind legs out like that? He has bad arthritis you absolute cocksucker, the reason he doesn’t do shit is because he’s in pain.
Have someone responsible in your family get him som carprofen, then kill yourself at your earliest possible convenience.

how could i roast such a good boi give him a treat and some pets

He looks like a good dog. Hes probly fat n lazy because you're a fat lazy neckbeard who doesnt walk him

walk your dog retard of course all it does is lay there depressed if thats all it has to do

You are not a good boy!
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Damn, I feel so bad! I'm sorry little dog! :(

This is an experiment. All for the sake of science

check these digits

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your owner is a fucking loser

In Korea my friendo?

the dog looks lonely and in pain please give it a hug

>He’s fucking useless
>He does absolutely nothing but eat and lay on the ground miserably
>Fuck this obese motherfucker
literally every part of this is your fault

yet he loves you, even tho you are a useless piece of shit that only eats and sit in front of the computer miserably

Looks like a good boy/girl, definitely a more valuable contribution to earth than you

if he is so fuckign useless

why don't you kill him ? and post pics here

I've seen no evidence to prove that you do anything other than eat and lay around miserably.

Fucking kys, you utter waste of space. That dog is more valuable than you. If I had to choose between saving one of you I'd pick the dog and try and make your suffering worse.

OP here
I actually love him to death and i give him 24/7 affection (pet him every day, rub his belly, literally lay on the floor and do nothing with him)
There’s just a little part of me that’s infuriated in a kind of jokey yet serious way and every now and then I can’t help but to point out how fat and lazy my boy is
Still tho he’s so fat a

how old is he?

Good puppers. You seem like a cunt so glad he is whipping his ass on your floor.

only useless virgin fuck here is you op, kys

Hah dog! You're owned by a child raping crossdresser!

The lad is 7 years old

If you cut away the fat I’m sure there’s still good meat under there if you cook it right

Overfeeding and not exercising or just playing with your dog. Dude, you are the piece of shit here.

This right here.

Good doggo. You have a shit lazy owner who overfeeds you and doesn't walk you enough.

Agreed. All that fat probably would taste like dogfood anyway. I'm more worried about the quality of his muscles though.

>Talks shit about useless dog that lies on the ground miserably all day.
>Posts picture with dog in question that has another dog lying on the ground miserably
Makes sense

Me li yo dog him very tasty