Have any of you ever heard an actual attractive girl fart?

Have any of you ever heard an actual attractive girl fart?

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I’ve slept with a couple who farted loads in their sleep, probably because they had been holding them in when they were awake.

This is a great topic, farting juice is something we should be aware of! Bless you op!

Since I am a girl, I am friends with plenty of attractive girls who fart pretty much non-stop.

>Gay.

This. My I knew my ex was in a deep sleep when she started farting like a trumpet. That's when I would start playing video games or jackoff.

I would let Selena Gomez fart on my tongue

there is no doubt she is blasting a fart out in that picture. Look at her face and the way she is raising her ass up.

names and pictures please.

and i notice you didnt include yourself in your comment. that means you are either not attractive, dont fart, or are deaf. Which one?

Sounds like a person who has never slept with an attractive girl.

Capturing these farts in the future will be great data in future conversations. We need to learn and listen more to what these pussy farts are saying so we can understand where they are coming from!

my little sister

I started it as a prank by farting on her one time, then it went back and forth for a while, really triggered fetish in me when she sat on my lap and did it and I could feel it through my shorts on my dick. she does it less often now, still hoping for a day that she sits on my lap and farts on my dick again

Sick fucker

My girlfriend is pretty attractive and she farts in front of me occasionally.

Pls elaborate

what the fuck is wrong with you

lmao you sick bastard

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Elaborate how? I have attractive friends. Some of them fart a lot. As long as a guy isn't around they aren't shy about it.

>come into fart fetish thread
>share my story
>get shamed

reddit would never do this to me

this isnt a fart fetish thread. it is about finding evidence that cute girls actually fart in front of other human beings from time to time and figuring out why they are so paranoid about doing it.

are you suggesting this bloated, ham-faced beaner is attractive? watch more porn, faggot.

All girls fart, even the hottest girls on the planet. And their farts smell like ass. That's how it is.

Girls don't know we are into them farting? We are into everything girl. Why do you think we smell and lick girls buttholes even?

Hahaha

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correct. but you never see (or hear in this case) the hottest girls on the planet ripping ass in public.

Only hot when she was underage.

Is this what the internet does to people?

Nope, never knew guys would be into me farting, or smelling my butthole. Guess I am out of touch with the modern male.

u seriously have never had a guy smell your butthole?

>I am out of touch with the modern incel
FTFY

Many, many times. Sometimes I would get knocked back by if I stepped into the drop zone. Other times it was mild, but had that staying power.

Now, what I can't figure out is why a fart from an attractive or cute woman is far different from one of my bros. We'll laugh at our bros for a bit of farts, but a girl? That laugh is more awkward arousal than anything else.

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lol no. how would that even happen?

Only because the second part had to be posted.

But legit. I was playing Smash with a few friends, and the first guy just laid down this fart that had us laughing. Then about 3 matches later, the girl in our group 8/10 glasses wearing, a bit top heavy, drops this little fart that just sends one guy out of the room. Another guy switched chairs. Me? I had to cross my legs to hide the fact something was waking up and saying "Yar har, thar be a gas leak needs plugging."

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My ex loved to fart just to shock people in bars or wherever guys started hitting on her. She'd laugh her head off while they tried to not look disgusted. She was a bit crazy but very hot.

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Guy goes down on you, sticks his nose pretty much up your asshole while doing it. Plenty of time to sniff your anus.

I used to work with a cute girl that would slip out a silent-but-deadly literally every 15-20 minutes, all day long. She was a gassy girl.

Yes my wife drops atomic bombs. To the point where I’ve almost thrown up. For 10 years of our marriage never heard or smelt it. When she started being a stay at home mom. Good lord she stopped caring and unleashed hell

post her picture. block out face if needed

>on subway
>8/10 woman stands right in front of me holding rail
>see her squirming for most of the ride
>watching her ass from above my phone while I pretend to play candy crush
>see her muscles tense
>anticipate what I knew was coming
>time my inhale as I lean over like I'm going for something in my backpack (located at my feet)
>face just inches from source as she releases that sweet scent from her clenched cheeks
>nice little squeak as the smell enters my nostrils

If it helps make this thread any more creepy, I am a girl, and I farted about 10 seconds before typing this.

nice larp

bullllllshit. no one has to clench their fucking cheeks to hold a fart in. It is all done through the sphincter. Get your dumb fart fetish fiction out of here.

and your stomach isn't actually your belly button, it's called slang, fuck face

you don't like my fetish get the fuck out of my thread

I'm surprised that there hasn't been a single BRRRAAAPPP post this long into the thread.

lol, incel fuckwit cant even correctly imagine what a girl ripping a fart would look like. Clenching ass cheeks and squirming?? Did she have the fucking watery shits? Retard.

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