I have a carpeted floor

i have a carpeted floor
how do i use a suction cup dildo on a carpeted floor

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Glue

Ask your mommy to hold it.

use your washroom. bathtub or shower.
use your brain faggot

dinner plate

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Put it on something smooth on the ground, how can you be this dense?

Just shave the floor, duh

I do this.. works wonders

dinner plates may break Use a thick and heavy piece of wood. Moisten the cup so it stick better

I do this. The shaved area has a nice brownish red ring around it. My carpet looks like the surface of Jupiter.

the lid to the water tank of your toilet

mirror

you dont, use a wall in your bathroom or the doorsurface ya fuckin idiot

How much did it cost?

Im sure it will grow back. Yeah shave it

I just ordered one of those tom dildo mounts has anyone ever tried one?

Maybe, shave the floor?

wtf do you think I am? 150 kilos? And I'm not smashing my ass down into it, I'm fine with my methods thanks

If you've got a mirror that can be moved and placed, try that

Built a reinforced mirror so my gf can bounce on hers and watch herself its also a huge hit on cam

Metal plate/cookie sheet etc.
Won't break on you and is smooth enough for a suction cup to stick

You want something that's wide enough for the toy but narrow enough to fit between your legs.