What does sex actually feel like?

Save $2000 and buy a doll
Find out withkut the extra risks and bullshit
Have it for life

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Can I get a doll that looks like this?

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Like bags of sand.

Feeling your dick get caved in by pink fleshy pussy

There is nothing like sex. A warm and wet vagina feels amazing. It's best without condom and it's even better if you cum inside.

Like sticking your dick in hot macaroni

You can have a doll that looks like ANYONE

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lmao okay virgin. enjoy fucking your lifeless rubber toy

Enjoy getting cucked in family court
I waifu laifu because im sick of dateing,
Only gym thots move around in bed, anywas
Women only have pragma love anyways and WILL never love you like you love them, with Agape, so why mesure your selfworth off of something as stupid as verginity
You obviously have NO fucking worth without a woman
Its alright Yea Forumsro
Or stay mad while your badge of honor nagging wife drains your bank acc while gettimg fat and makeing you miserable
While you hypocritically buy her dildoes because you just aren't the priority in the relationship and can't get the job done after her hypergomy kicks into overdrive

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It’s like jacking off with someone else in the room.
> xvept way more work, they expect you to be responsible for both of your orgasms, generally bring down the mood and you had to do lots of stupid shit just to even get there

wew this is a lot of baggage son. don't suicide okay? there's time to change

it's fun at first and after a while disappointing and just like ripping of a banaid. gotta be done.

Fucking this
Might as well buy a doll
The human brain only releazes 1/4th the endorphins when masterbateing as you brain knows you are fucking lying to it and it wants you to reproduce
With a doll you get a full blast of endorphins because your brain registers a human shape
As the male labido is activated by sight
We got dudes acting like little bitches about it being "icky and wieeerrd" when girls got walls of dildoes in Spencer's gifts

Faggot erned himself a doll flood

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Feels great till its over. Then you realized you could have saved the $ and time spent on the hooker/gf and just jerked for free to porn for same result

feelz like your asshole getting ripped open by giant nigger dick

HAHA im happier then EVER
Are you fucking kidding me haha
You must ither be a femanon or a fucking cuck
Enjoy your femmenist shark tank faggot

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yikes. just fucking yikes.

>HAHA I'm so happy
>so happy
>yep totally happy
>not sad and alone
>nope not at all
>so...happy ;_;

Buy a flashlight, heat with hot water in sink, lube &go to town. Best 2nd option there is. Other 1/2 of the equation is the feeling of a hug with close family. The combination of the two in real sex is amazing...

Nah, Yea Forumsro, he may not be a 100% right but he’s pretty darn right

You 100% don't experience greater chemical satisfaction from fucking a rubber sex toy. If there was a study to demonstrate this I would link it to you, but such a study doesn't exist so we're just going to need to have some fucking sense here.

>a flashlight
Does my dick go where the batteries go or what?

like possession
you own a slut
she screams

why would anyone want such a fucked up face

keep doing what you're doing
not all guys get to reproduce

Dollspam because fuck you

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The interior of your cheeks meme is sorta legit, but you can't put your dick inside your own cheeks so it doesn't matter much besides fingering.

And the jerking off without hands is sorta legit too. But, keep in mind that given today standard's, widespread sluttery and the existance of cavernous cunts, it can feel very different from woman to woman.

Thats 100% bullshit
Try it

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I'm not paying hundreds of dollars just to confirm what I already know Mr. Sperglord

The only "real" girl posted here looks like a pre-me baby with no tits

thats yikes

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Regular Dateing alone costs on average $7-15,000 a year kip
If you were you find a $40 hooker in the worst getto in the US and use her two times a week you would still pay more then what a doll costs
A single man spends 30,000 a year on avg
A man in a relationship spends on avg 70,000
A typical wedding cots 17,000-20,000
A divorce costs 200,000
Should i keep goeing
Or is 2000 still a unachivable number for you

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except she's a living, breathing human being with a mind, a voice and self-lubricating orifices. not a rubber toy you have to soak in warm water so it doesn't feel like you're fucking a corpse, then slather in lube, prop it into a sexual position, fuck it, come in it, which you'll later have to clean out, oh not to mention roleplay that she's a real girl to fend off the crushing loneliness you feel after you get your nut, but that will come crashing down sooner or later. in the mean time, enjoy your false sense of superiority about your fetish and your perceived victory in this thread that you're spamming even though no one cares

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Dont kock it till you fuck it

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>a study to demonstrate this
>such a study doesn't exist
>have some fucking sense
Hate to be that guy... well, I actually enjoy it, but you are a stupid weak minded fuck.

Science doesn't give two shits about your feelings, this is why until political pressure was put into the "Psychology" field homosexuality was considered a mental illness.

Psychiatrist and some psychologist with spine still consider it a mental condition in their pragmatic ways but can't speak about it openly.

This correlates to your idiocy in the sense that just because there is no study on a subject and the consensus points towards something doesn't imply this is the factual truth.

600 years ago people thought everything revolved around earth and that bathing could kill you, 500 years ago the consensus was that the earth was flath, 200 years ago tthe consensus was that it was a round sphere.

Common sense is an opinionated lie and this is what makes you stupid in all the sense of the word.

those numbers smell like shit

cool reddit spacing smart guy. you should go back

tbh I think it would be fun to fuck one of these things, but acting like it's somehow better than having a real relationship with real sex that's just...wew

You are still stupid, and that kind of spacing was born here and (((They))) copied it. How pitiful it should be to live as an idiot like you.

Gotta admit those dolls are creepy tho.

They're actually called "paragraphs", you should go back to school.

No, those are sentences with spaces between them. Otherwise known as reddit spacing. See ya later champ.

>This fucking guy

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>got em
Sex is great, nothing better than having a cum dump that wants you to get creative at her expense. But OP since you're asking such a cringey question, how about you stop focusing on that. First find someone you want to eat, talk, watch movies, and vacation with. The sex is just the reward you get for going through the hassle of finding that person.

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HAHAHAHAHAH god you are such a little faggot
fuck when did annon become so much of a Femmenist full of fefe and wahwah
"Buh buh muh human connection"
If you are lonely get a friend, or buy a dog and curtens,
Ageain only gym thots don't just lay there in bed, you are gonna do all the work dont fucking kid yoursf
and you trying to make haveing to clean it out seem like a bad thing when compared to a 2019 woman with the semen residue of countless other guys in that hole you licked??
A doll will never love you but nither will a woman, her love is transactional, all mamal females are the same way
WE are a tournament mateing species
Women reward sexual favors to those that provide for them, those that win, and now days they can just strip you of all your hard erned welth
How the fuck is that worth the effort?
Im not gonna be that retard
Are you the vergin OP?
Trying to morally shame me for trying to give you a way to expirence what you fucking asked for?

On demand
With little risk to you?

Fuck you OP

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Lol that's the best explanation I've ever heard.

How about asking for it?

Wear rubbers religiously, and always use extra-thick.

For you, it's gonna feels like taking a shit in reverse you faggot

No, I get it. You're an autistic shut-in that's scared of women. You don't have to reinforce that point any more. It's been squarely made.

I laughed. Loved this. Great contribution.

Like sex

>you are gonna do all the work dont fucking kid yoursf
I like how since you're a virgin, you assume I am also. Kids, next time you want to use the word "projection" in an argument, this right here is what it is.

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Your mom's dick.

Or just date young modern liberal progressive chicks that dont mind abortions.

You gotta go back to school, why aren't you listening to me? Trust me, I truly want the best for you dude. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Lots of people don't know how writing works, you're not the only one, my guy. Just take it easy.

writingcenter.unc.edu/tips-and-tools/paragraphs/
>A paragraph is defined as “a group of sentences or a single sentence that forms a unit” (Lunsford and Connors 116). Length and appearance do not determine whether a section in a paper is a paragraph. For instance, in some styles of writing, particularly journalistic styles, a paragraph can be just one sentence long. Ultimately, a paragraph is a sentence or group of sentences that support one main idea.

>not realizing women can have one night stands and be okay
Dude there's nothing wrong with paratrooping. I did it, its fun. Also OP most of the time if you do get into the situation and say you are a virgin most of the time she will take over and help.

This guy, is that a fucking thumbnail reaction

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milk and salty coins

Yeah you're a journalist. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way back.

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Hey, you're not wrong and I've done it a few times myself. However I think if OP is asking these kinds of questions, one night stands might be out the question. He'll have to do some leg work to work between those legs.

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If it goes well, a whole lot better than jerking yourself off

Did you go to school? This is literally taught to you in grade school.

>Implying all Yea Forumstards are from 1st world countries with access to education or standardized writing.

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I'm not, but I'd rather be a journalist than you. Less obnoxious.

So what was your english grade in school again?

boring actually

If you arent the virgin OP you are a femanon fuck off lol
No one gives a fuck about the notch numbers anymore
No ones worth is tied to fucking your stinky cumdumpster clit
Ive been haveing sex since 2005 when i found this fucking site back when /i/ was still around

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I got in A+ in fucking your mom last night. Just kidding it was a C. C for the creampie I left in your mom.

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Fucking dolls doesn't count buddy, sorry

EF for edgy faggot

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I totally replied to the wrong set of digits.
I apologize sempi

Luv you too useless fem user

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sex is overrated and the chlorophorm always makes me feel dizzy too.

Who said it was about pregnancy?

I don't mind having a huge fucking load of half-clones running around, but I do mind my little weiny falling off because of some dirty thot.

I love my little weiny.

>replying to a guy as though he were a girl because he doesn't share your weird autistic doll fucking fetish
WEW LAD

I did.
And now it's covered in shit and has shit under the fingernail.

Curious virgins should buy a doll
Fuck the "shame"
Theres legit no differences and the femanons are fucking livid because they cant compete

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lol is some doll manufacturer paying you to post this shit?

Keep fucking your hand then femenist ally user
Use the sloppy thots in the ads above and below this and G0b2bed

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>angry virgin noises

Masturbation with slightly less loneliness.

salty coins

>you can't put your dick inside your own cheeks
Implying

I should get in the business
But no who the fuck would advertise on Yea Forums besides porn

Well a doll company actually
Thanks for the idea

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You 'orrible cunt.

>faggot who assumes women grant worth to people

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LMAO cute strawman dollfucker. keep thinking you've transcended relationships because you fuck an expensive sex toy every night. it's honestly so sad it's funny at this point

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>strawman
Way to double hypocrate nigger
Every girl both of us have ever fucked have dildoes
I dont give a fuck what you think is iky
The future is now old man

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Depends what sex you're talking about. Anal or vaginal. I enjoy both, but both feel different. Pic related, gf

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Guys guys calm down. I have a bigger dick.

Beautifully written

sex is categorically inferior to
>cuddling and hugging someone for a long time
>talking to them and knowing that you are truly not alone
luckily, you can do both those things while having sex

>What does sex actually feel like?
Balls on my chin.

Cocks are perfectly evolved to fuck pussy. Pussies are perfectly evolved to fuck cock. Nothing feels better. It's what millions of years of evolution have programmed us to enjoy.

Brush your teeth you disgusting fuck

almost good enough to make putting up with women bearable

Get a virgin girlfriend then faggot

Sex varies depending on what you are having. I think that missionary sex does not feel very good but can be good depending on how the girl is feeling and the look on her face. Even if some sex doesn’t feel as good the pleasure, emotion, and mental state of banging someone makes the experience better. I prefer doggy or reverse cowgirl because I like to stare at the girls ass/asshole.

Anal sex and oral sex are also fun. Anal sex feels fun not only because the asshole is tighter but also the mental state of fucking a girls asshole really gets me off. I think oral sex is the most pleasurable for me on a fully physical level. Before I bust in the girls mouth I am at a level of pleasure that I have not felt with any other type of sex.

So, if you could take anything away from my post I would say try to get a blowjob from someone to get a very pleasurable experience but then wait to have sex with someone who you genuinely enjoy being around.

Also, this thread is making me want to try fucking one of these expensive dolls.

Like warm apple pie

Go back to your MGTOW basement, faggot

>What does sex actually feel like?
Put your penis in a bag of dandelions filled with fire ants. Feels like that.

That's what tits feel like virgo

I believe you might actually believe this. Goid job.