How can a autistic man become a normal person?

How can a autistic man become a normal person?

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u cant lol

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Become more social and learn how to adapt to social situations. Like 99% of life, it comes down to practice, failure, learning, and repetition.
But that's just how to become less autistic and handle social stuff better, it'd never suggest becoming a normal person.

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Alice poster what are you doing in this gay ass thread?

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This isn’t a fucking Gisnep movie user, kill yourself.

answering the question you ask stupid faggot

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I'm drunk, I'm stumbling into pretty much anything that isn't porn.

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That hangover is going to suck

T. Drank awhile ago

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Yea Forums seem to be 80% of the same people posting on this site over and over

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No worries, I never get hang overs no matter how much I drink, I think it might be my super power.

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Every alcoholic will experience one especially if they're looking to get wasted

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Yep full of autists with alot of time on their hands

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I did have a hang over one time, but I did drink a whole gallon of sake' and I smoke an absurd amount of weed. Best night ever, but my first and only hang over. Would have accepted a bullet to the head in the morning, but totally worth it.
I usually get wasted every time I drink, it's like I'm part fish in a sea of fun and happiness.

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Lol im smoking weed right now. The life is fun but expenses are tight and I don't want to be a druggie all day

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I make my own alcohol and I don't smoke too much weed now-a-days, so it's not much of an expense really... I usually work out extra hard the next day after a good night of drinking too, I think it's because I get such good sleep.
Seriously, I'm the healthiest and most active I've ever been this year, but I've probably drink more this year than I have in the past 5.

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if only we used that free time for improvement and reaching meaningful goals

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That sounds great for you too bad it won't last forever

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Don't ruin my good times with your nay saying! I've found the nectar of the Gods and my personal elixir of life! For all we know I could just run off alcohol like a car runs off gas!

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Tell that to your liver Alice poster but your a fun drunk so we'll enjoy intoxication together without negative shit

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>my personal elixir of life! For all we know I could just run off alcohol like a car runs off gas!
damn what kind of problems you're living with

I have a clock work liver, like a machiiiiiine! Seriously though, I do give myself time in between for my liver to recover, I'm a smart cookie n' junk.
Now you're talkin'! We'll let future us worry about all that junk, they'll figure it out, I believe in them.

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If I had problems, I can't remember them, and that's the way it should be.

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What's your poison dude? Well future us is fucked then but whatever memories we have left will be done in either pride or regret.

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then the problem won't be solved, you will accumulate them until you get completely crush

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Right now, hard apple cider I made. I do have some rum that's got another week before I can distill it, I'm really looking forward to that. I'm actually kinda hoping I can get into brewing and selling it.
I have terrible memory anyway so I don't worry about it too much, it'd be a sad thing aside from the fact I'm sure it's why I've never once experienced boredom.

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Would you believe me if I said I didn't really have any problems?

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That's pretty nice i used to drink bourbon for awhile now it's just cheap beer on the occasion but i moved on to pot now. It must be nice to not forcefully forget things or experience boredom

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Just pray that you can find someone who accepts you and likes your personality. Not even just in terms of a GF, maybe just a friend. And be considerate of others too.

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no

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Too bad im anti social and all relationships i had ended in the most pathetic way possible

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I went with cheap beer there for a good while last year, ol' buch ice. I actually used to get kinda sick feeling after about 3 beers, but this year I lost like 60lbs and since then I can apparently drink like I was born for it. I did make some moonshine a month or so ago and that actually turned out pretty well, it'll probably be what I mostly make in the future. Well, it's double edged sword, I can't remember names and constantly wonder "what in the hell was I doing again?", but yeah, being bored sounds miserable so I'm glad I don't have to deal with that stuff.

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I'll tell ya a secret, if you can put things into perspective, work hard to change the things you can and don't worry about the things you can't change, your problems pretty much melt away.
You can only do your best and anything beyond that is pretty much out of your control.

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It definetly is. Yeah i get the same feeling stomach pain and all that nausea after 3-4 of them

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>You can only do your best and anything beyond that is pretty much out of your control.
i actually use that philosophy work pretty well

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Personally I think it was because my diet was pretty crappy and my body was like "oh damn, what you doin'?!" when I'd drink. I used to throw up and stuff when I'd get totally wasted back in the day, but I've got stupid drunk and not tossed my cookies since I got in shape.
You're gonna have to come over and have some of the stuff I make, it's not half bad and surprisingly stout yo. Gonna be making raspberry wine and blueberry wine this week.

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I remember always telling my dad that when I was a kid and I noticed he was a lot happier when he adopted it too. Life is what'cha make of it.

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Aren't you from west Virginia or Florida? That's pretty far from the west coast. I see so to drink well be fit so you can have a beer belly later on in life. That sounds delicious btw

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you are a wise kid

in my case i used it as a ultimate procrastinator excuse

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just be yourself. I'm also autistic, there's sooo many. You don't have to be normal, because normal is fucking weird.

Being myself is werid and so is being autistic

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I'm over in NC, all up in the smokey mountains n' stuff. I'll tell ya a sorta secret I learned, so long as you count your calories and count your alcohol in how much you're supposed to take for the day, you don't gotta worry about that so much.
Just make sure you fit enough good nutrition into your meals throughout the week and the empty calories won't kill ya.
Yussss, it's very good if you have a taste for wine and stuff. I'm still working on perfecting the proportions of fresh fruit/sugar/yeast mix though, I do this for science I tell you!

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I used to be pretty bad for procrastinating, but I developed a habit to deal with it, I'd get an idea to do something and I'd make a point to immediately start without letting myself think about it. It's the thinking about the whole process of something that tires ya out before you ever get started I found.

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All i had was one decent wine and cheap hobo stuff but i bet your stuff is better. I don't eat much so worrying about weight isn't much of a concern especially since i have no one to really impress. Hey i was close on the mark at least

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there isnt much of a "normal" anymore. people are different some way so just be yourself. you'll be hated and loved the same way other people do. if not, maybe you just ran into the wrong folk.

One things for sure, it definitely packs a punch. Well, I did weight 235 at the begining of this year and I'm down to about 170lbs now, I just got tired of being pudgy and I was pretty upset with how much I let myself go.
I actually feel like I eat all day now just to maintain my current weight so I don't turn into a twig, I've been trying to work on building back my muscle.
Yeah, I'm right next to Tennessee so I'm not far off from Virginia and I did live in Florida for a couple of years a good while back.

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sound like a good idea, not thinking about anything would be the best

you need to make better friend, look how you end up

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I did meet a lot of wrong people i regret encountering but I also tend to leave relationships with people due to me being a low priority to them or having my expectations failed.
Time passes fast I remeber seeing you here before. Looks like whatever work out plan your implementing is extremely effective
Lol i wish

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I had a lot of martial arts and combat training as a young kid that I think has helped with a lot of stuff I do like that. It's been pretty helpful but I came off as a bit of a nut case to everyone else when I was growing up.

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now you're a pathetic retard stuck in his own catch 22

i see

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Yeah, I was working on remodeling a house I was moving into and I've finally got moved in here so I haven't been on much since then. I normally do push-ups, lift weights, sit-ups, more push-ups and lifting weights. squats and calf raises, more push-ups, inclined bicycle kick thingies, and more weight lifting, then rest for a day. That and general work around the inside/outside of the house I gotta do.

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A retard doesn't acknowledge their own mistakes.
No wonder your skinny that's a heavy routine to commit to especially alongside a job like remolding houses

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Well I would only do it on the days I wasn't working, so I wouldn't over work myself, but I was down to like 1000 calories a day.
It wasn't the healthiest way to lose weight but I was just beyond sick of the shape I was in.
I recently got around to getting cloths that actually fit me, I went from an xl shirt to a medium and I've apparently lost 14 inches around my waist.
I've been eating more and working out more for about 2 weeks and I've got more muscle than I've ever had, my arms look freaky to me, first time I've been able to see all the individual little muscles and junk.

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The student surpassed the teacher

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I've got Global Developmental Delay. I started with drumming, then skateboarding. Then, I took up bartending.

It's hard, and I do spill my spaghetti alot, but we have to try lads. :)

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I guess it's true that chads use little girls as part of their online identity. That's a pretty big accomplishment i guess it adds towards your cheerful demeanor. I feel pretty tired already maybe i should get to resting
What wisdom do you offer then?

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none. i'm only the shadow in your weakness

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Shhhh, that's a closely held secret! Yeah, I really do feel better in general and looking back at the difference in what/how much I ate it's really no wonder. Not gonna lie, I shoulda feel asleep like 5 hours ago, I'll let you get to bed friend and I think I'll do the same.

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Ok edgelord try not to let my insecurities cut you so deep
Yeah must be later for you anyway nice talking to you and night drunko

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Good night!

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i want to fuck alice

the Only valid answer to this is cocaine- will revolutionize your social life