Guys i need help i wanted to mess around with my anus but i had nothing nearby to use i decided "fuck it" and took a...

Or rupture your colon if you're unlucky

Why dont you just buy a dildo like every other faggot?

I'm gonna try to let the water sit in my ass
I'm fucking broke as shit
I really hope not

You can get a really good 8" one on Amazon for fucking $15.

That's why I said "uncomfortable but not painful". A little discomfort is how you know when to stop. It's when you grit your teeth and let it keep filling to the point of being painful that you're going to hurt yourself.

Trust me, I have a lot of experience with colon-cleaning for clean-dildo purposes.

I'm not sure how long i should hold it in it's hard to hold it in.

Link?

Shove a stick up your ass

amazon.com/Waterproof-Mmtoylove-Handsfree-Silicone-Massager/dp/B07TY3X5NQ/ref=sr_1_23?keywords=Dildo&qid=1564978614&s=gateway&sr=8-23

Some ER nurse is gonna have a quality chuckle later tonight. Who the fuck shoves socks up their ass?
Go to the ER, have them go spelunking, and use a dildo next time.
Oh, and buy one with a flared base unless you want to be a return customer when your cavernous asshole sucks that in too.
t.medfag

How it was? Are u ok??

>verified purchase
Kek

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Guys i shat all the water out and its nothing but blood and shit i'm fucking scared, 'm too fucking scared to go to ER just yet. Gonna add more water and try again

cool dubs and i feel fine right now just fucking scared.

Thanks, bruh.

Fuck's sake, user. If you're bleeding go to the ER. That ain't no joke. You don't want to end up having to carry around a shitbag for the rest of your life.

It doesn't hurt i'm trying more water to see if they come out

I just can't wrap my head around how shoving socks up your ass is in any way pleasurable no matter how much dick you crave

Im hoping this is not bait.. Butt fuck it ;) if it is .. lol
in all seriousness if you have items in your rectum and anus that will not come out.. Try to relax if the items used are not toxic meaning dangerous items like glass, batteries or anything that can damage the rectum. Try sitting in a bath or warm water and slowly introduce your finger to the anus like you would if you were going to have anal sex.. try and stay calm once your anus has no longer tightened insert a well lubed finger and give it time.. again like if you were to have anal sex... try not to push the item any further in if you can do so why doing this... once you managed to get 3 fingers or so in witch will take some time but can be done get up squat like your using the toilet and attempt pushing the items out like your going to the bathroom... if this fails then sadly you will have to go to the hospital and have them removed.... It is embarrassing but trained drs see these things quite often and will not give you any kind of issue helping you removing it... you will be embarrassed but its better to be embaressed then to have ether damage that can't be fixed or death.... In any case I hope this help you out some and Please keep in mind any object your going to stick in your bottom in the future better have a means like a rope or T shape so it can be removed... I recommend buying and using only Anal toys for the anus....

If you have a brass coat hanger make it straight and try to pull it out

No way this shit is real. Post some pic or fuck off

Medfag here, post a pic of your sock filled anus so I can thoroughly examine and diagnose how much of a faggot you are

>i'm bleeding profusely
>let's add water
Nigga you gonna exsanguinate out your asshole
Go to the goddamn ER if you're bleeding that much

I dont care if this is real or not but this is hilarious lol. If this is real user go to the ER. You can make payments on your bills and little by little you can pay it off if you dont have insurance. Assuming you live in the U.S.

I'll post pic on nest update
Thanks alot ill try this and ill update if anything happens
I was mostly exaggerating but it was enough to scare me.

Sock abortion lmao

Atleast you're able to find humor at my situation

>nothing but blood
It's all ogre now. Unless you make it to ER ASAP you're definitely dead.

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Go to hospital tell nice nurse i have socks in anus

Use a brand new box cutter and the sock will fall

Do you know how common it is to find things in people's asses. just get to an ER, get a couple stares and a bit of embarasment, but you willl be fine

Dildos are not expensive

OP is kill. Press F.

Fucking idiot

Its not even real you faggots how stupid are you to believe someone shoved socks up their ass you know how hard that is to do?

There isn't anymore blood but i can still kinda feel the socks.

Post pic or gtfo

Dubs means I'll give you another semi serious response.
You've likely done some damage to the soft tissue in your anal cavity. Best case scenario is it's surface tearing or a fissure, which will heal on its own over time; make sure to drink lots of water, have a high fibre diet, and wash your ass gently (no soap) after pooping; take a warm bath or something.
But I mean you shoved something up your ass. If it doesn't come out, like, very soon, you need to go to the doc like said to avoid impacted bowels.

you under-estimate some peoples capabilities user.

This
Fuck me

Just go to the ER. This isn’t even an uncommon occurrence to have and won’t even phase an ED nurse.

congrats, the socks absorbed the blood, forming a humongous clot that will fucking kill you when removed.

I'll post pics, gimme a second

Please, someone screencap this, this is gold

given the lack of pics with timestamp this is a pretty crap thread. You must be incredibly new here.

Nah, I'm just too high, it's like I'm watching it, you know?

Hurry and post

Alright i have pic i have the pic sorry for the wait.

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>it doesn't hurt
>much of the GI tract completely lacks nerves and so has no feeling whatsoever
Good job with biology, yo

Wow. Yall niggers posting in a troll thread.

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a haiku

Reply to this post
Or you will get bloody socks
In your sleep tonight

ruining a perfectly good pair of socks< cheap dildo

1man1jar.org/
if yall still want to see a bloody shithole

THIS IS WHY I STILL COME TO Yea Forums

nonononono

This is not what a good dildo looks like
Good dildos say what material they're made of. They don't say "made of a body safe material;" they say "100% Silicone"
This one is probably some vaguely-porous pthalate-ridden piece of garbage

This is a classic example of the worst sort of dildo you can buy

Think I'm fucked, got them out, but bleeding bad.

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This. Glad to see some experienced players in the thread. These are not lessons that are fun to learn the hard way

i was fucking with yall all along this guy is the OP

>Op bleeds out through anus
F

Not risking it

Fucking ghetto ass toilet

Looking at the picture I guess some single Mother.

Rofl nice try.

Clean your toilet you scum

>Guys i shat all the
give timestamp. fag.

haven't cleaned it in at least 13 months, now adding bloody shit to the collection, have 2 other bathrooms that i do clean because other humans see and use them

Good news; that doesn't really qualify as "bleeding bad"
That's about as much blood as I'd expect from shoving socks into your ass

If you're dripping blood into your underwear while sitting you've got a problem and probably need to see a doc. If you have to push to make the blood come out then you most likely have given yourself the anal equivalent to a skinned knee

You'll probably have some blood in your shit tomorrow. The next day you'll probably be fine.
Clothes don't really go into your ass well from my experience. And they're worse coming out.

Don't improvise anal toys
Don't do anal without lube
Save up ~$35USD for a butt plug and lube or be satisfied with fingers

Dont worry about the bleeding. I got anal probed by a doctor to check my colon tissue and shat a lot of blood afterwards.

>no timestamp
>no socks in sight
op is a faggot, no surprise here

Btw way no timestamp

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using a maxi pad wedged in my ass, tried TP but it was soaking up too quickly

its flushed, but the dirty toilet and open box of maxi pads are still there if you absolutely insist a timestamp

OPGonna reply to these?

sadly yes lessons learned the hard way, thankfully it was not my ass that had to learn it the hard way but my ex's lol.. he put a cut off broom handle in his ass, way back when we were teens and could not buy toys in the early 90's ... I had to loosen his ass up using my fingers and even then he had to go to the er because it was pushed to far up...

fuck both of you, im trying to manage a gushing asshole, i didnt bother with a timestamp, fucking babies hold up

> if you absolutely insist a timestamp

Well yeah fellow 4chaner people tend to do that on this webside

Go to the fucking hospital bro

And I just cut of my leg. So you wont get a timestamp either.

If your bleeding dose not stop with in 10 to 15 mins your gonna have to go to the hospital... some tares stop after that time others just keep bleeding witch can cause all kinds of serious health issues... keep in mind now that the items out of your rectum you can say you passed a very bulky stool and the doctors can't tell the difference unless you caused trams that dose not match with the passing of a large item like a stool, meaning if you used any kinds of tools to get it out... from the looks of the amount of blood as long as your not on blood thinners or taking aspirin you may be ok to use home treatment for a anal fissure.. google that but keep a eye out on the time line and see if the bleeding stops

I INSIST. Thank you.

Bruh this shot reminds of this one kids who decided he wanted to sound and he used some rubber tubing and it expanded in his dick and got stuck so he had to go to his parents to take him to the ER

DO NOT USE TAMPONS OR MAXI PADS OR ANY OTHER ITEMS IN YOUR ANUS... you can cause huge issues like blood clotting and toxic shock if your body is not use to the items... allow the bleeding to stop on its on in 10 to 15 mins if it dose not stop do to the hospital.. trying to stop the bleeding like you would a cut is a very bad idea and will make things much much worse..

>the thread with the most serious and helpful responses is about a literal faggot that stuffed his socks in his ass

Damn yea, it be like that sometimes though.

yes thats why it has serious responses some one is actually doing this they need as much help both medically and with sex that they can get...

Go to the ER or be Dead tomorrow... Hm, what a tough choice to make. Take a picture of your asshole before you're gone.

I'm just curious... why socks? There wasn't anything that seemed better suited?

Report this thread, before OP Dies.

if this is even real, this story will make its rounds through the hospital for a good while. lmao. I actually truly hope this isn't bait, because you fucken deserve this. who the hell fucks a sock anally?

Guys i'll be going to the ER i really regret my decision making.
there isnt as much blood now but it's still bleeing.
i need to get there before go unconsious from blood loss.
it's hard to type.

No timestamps, its fucking fake

Actually i don't think i can make it to the ER like this

I'm just here for the bloody sock pics. I see none. This is a scam thread. Just a way to get all ass fags to talk about what to do and not to do when shoving stuff up your ass. Fuck you all

If your going to pass out call a ambulance do not drive to the er on your own!

Fine ill fuckong post timespm
gimm a second ok

Don’t listen to this user, ambulances are best left to deal with actual emergencies not because some faggot shoved socks up his ass like a retard, OP definitely drive yourself

Godspeed! Stay safe! Stick something up your ass next time that's easy to pull out and doesn't go entirely in your ass!

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Let's fucking see it. Make sure that dirty ass toilet is in the timestamp pic

None of this is correct. Not one bit. Except that he might have anal fissures(no evidence so far)

You think a professional ass-fixer can't tell the damage done by a big shit vs a dry sock? u dum

Correct

Timestamp

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not exact time sorry jut light headed
if is correct i may be fucked anons

Rofl you dumb mother fucker. Anyone could make that. Post some bloody ass or that fucking nasty toilet.

Die

GIVE ME BLOODY SOCK PICTURES WITH TIMESTAMP OR FUCK OFF

lol ass fixer,,, really ??? if anyones dumb its you my friend... as for the info I gave him its what I know as my fathers a ass doctor or better known as a proctologist as they like to be called,,, lol bleeping noob.

im sorry i just need to rest and focuse on not dying ill just try to eat and drink something

ill give socks with timestamp when i can think a bit better

Former emt here go to the ER faggot

wow, so many pretending to be me, are we having fun

I even pissed on it, pissed a hole right through

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You dumb mother fucker. What other bullshit do you have for us? Did you look in the blood and see your grandma's herpes?

First time back in a looooong time, couple years actually, not disappointed

took so long cuz i had to get a hanger to pull the paper out and it just fell apart so i chopped it up and flushed the timestamp. first nigga to flush a timestamp

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lmaothought i was OP

show the socks faggot

Put me in the screen cap fags

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might be the first to piss on a timestamp too, grats

wouldnt expect less from someone who shoved socks up their ass

What 3rd world country does this marvelous toilet belong to? A hanger is used to jab at things? This is great. I hope your asshole is doing better OP.

the socks are under the fucking shit, i shit it all out. look closely down in the dark, in the settled sinking blood.

Should have used the hanger to pullout the socks

Hurry up cunt

interdasting...

Definitely need more pics. Interedasting

This
op more pics ples

the socks came out first, under the shit, i just flushed everything after taking a pic.

i have provided all i can provide. all these fake ops and i go outta my way for you bros to get shit on

Fucking why
All this hype
Kys
Everything about this thread was interesting
Of course Yea Forums is a porno now nothing funny
Please (read the beginning of every sentence)

This picture, so degrading to all fake OP's.

OP, these gentlemen and I are in agreement, we're going to need more pics of your living situation. Timestamps if you can please. Thanks.

Fucking this
provide user

This guy knows

I'll 2nd that. Please OP, continue to deliver

you guys want pictures of the filthy bathroom? the tub looks like a nigger just finished bathing

Y E S
have some anal blood in it too

Go back to /pol/ this is Yea Forums. We're into user's depravity.

Try putting some other socks up your vagina, then push like you're having a baby. Most women shit when they have a baby.
You're welcome.

Put me in the screencap

Must wait for OP to provide

Don't worry....OP will come through. Just wait.

we on page 6 rn

No worries, I'm holding my breath.

Tub

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alright

Dayum what's up with that curtain. Looks like a bigger jizzed on it last century.

OP hath provideth
all we need is a pair of his socks too see what kind he wears

Hahahahaha autocorrect got nigger

sink, fem pads in corner

>ones in my ass

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Reminder that 1man1jar did not go to the hospital and lived to give an interview about his experience

no.

Fuck. I dunno why I find this so interesting. What about the floor? Does it look like a nigger had the shitskin beat off of him?

hay well only u and i kno that

Holey shit user now i understand know that your the type of guy that shoves socks up your ass

God damn OP, there are these things called trash cans

My God..you have far worse problems than a bloody anus. Your ass is fine, I've done worse. You probably tore the anus a bit trying to fish it out

post MORE

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Ask Jesus for forgiveness

This is so bizarre. Every time one of you guys shows up, it's the same situation. Why don't you clean your house?

Word of advice. Keep the diet really light until a couple days have passed. It's going to hurt to pass solids for a few days while it heals

Yeah I never see anyone posting their house here with a regular, clean living situation

Go to the ER, it a hell of a lot better than winding up dead

toilet closed, overflowing trash. gauze pads and badages from trying to soak up blood. 2 pepsi and empty captain crunch box on top of toilet gives me lolz everytime i dare to go in here.

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Pls user post more

Christ, I bet even your toenail fungus has AIDS....

How do you flush the toilet? Pour water on it?

hanger to lift the flap

DRINK LOTS OF WATER. Socks are a dessicant. The only suggestion is to drink lots of water and hope you fully saturate the cotton. You've basically given yourself a massively impacted colon by using cotton socks.

>every time I dare to go in here

Where do you usually go to shit/clean yourself/etc?

This is the content that I crave. Bless you user. I'm staying up past my bedtime for more of you lovely depravity.
Can we get a wide shot?

OP keeps going! Oh God, I'm disgusted and so very entertained!

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i dont wear shoes just sandals so my feet breathe, they are dry. i also piss in the shower all over my feet.

Holy Shit MORE.

>piss in the shower all over my feet

Who doesn't? That's peak luxury. Shower hot as fuck on a cold day, piss without having to aim.

I think I'll go do that now.

FUCKING THIS

Go to the ER. They've seen worse and you can sue them if they tell people.

please stop posting your shitty living conditions and go to the fucking ER so they can fix your dumb-ass(hole)

Ass+timestamp or gtfo, faggot.

floor next to toilet, how much to lick it?

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what the hap is fuckening in here, holy fuck

report that you're a faggot.

ER visit will require a surgeon and operating room and other specialists. Easily a $25000 bill minimum.

I fucking love threads like this holy shit OP keep going!

random bowl next to sink, filled with hair, cant remember last time i shaved anything in this lovely palace

I have 2 other bathrooms, this is the bathroom i dont give a shit about cause no one sees it.

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All of Yea Forums's respect if you lick that floor on camera.

>surgeon, OR, and other specialists

More like a quick rectal lavage. Unless there's significant persistent bleeding, there's no reason they'd even scope him.

Are your other bathrooms clean?

GOTDAMN

>inb4 naked girl handcuffed to the pipes with a plate of eggs

Jesus OP

This
fucking hilarious

OP show us how fucking disgusting you're bed is.

clean? well, cleaner. clean when company lets me know they'll be here in a couple weeks

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That goddamn toilet is something out of a basement torture chamber.

OP, I only got time for one more photo before bed can you make the next photo really depraved so I get nightmares?

which one? the worst bed, i cant even get the door open.

bust in and take a photo right now

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T h i s

THIS

well it's your lucky day, because ive got one left. lets step outside the bathroom for a sec

ceiling fan in adjacent room. just finished dusting it.

>its been on for 4 straight years turned it off just for you guys

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Holy fawk! Interedasting.

wtf

God damn what the fuck, we just ask for one more picture. a picture of your bed any bed please

show the disgusting bed please

I can only imagine what the AC filter looks like.

Bless you OP.
You live here huh?

Thanks user. This photo will haunt my dreams. I appreciate it.

>imagine what would fall on your head if you flicked one of the blades

I'm literally shivering, that shkeeves me out so bad

Filthy Frank would be proud of the filth this op lives in.

Dress up like Andy Sixx and go to a BVB concert. The horny little fangirls will do the rest

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Op where do you live?

The amount of mold you're breathing should be enough to get you high.

YES HOLY SHIT

Holy shit... Are drugs involved in this OP?

This, so much this

just get a dildo you gay

pretty sure this isn't OP.

Damn its gonna be a shame when this thread is gone, this has been far more entertaining than anything else so far.

put me in the screencap faggots

fucking hellish room

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Love that grinder OP.

yeah i wonder what it looks like. id have to go check it

that's not me, but the bedroom is like that, way worse

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Its not.

who's taking the picture?

Op do you work? If so, what do you do?

Show us the damn bedroom!!! Please?

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Natures way of telling you to stop shoving random stuff up your booty hole yo

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This has been the most entertainment I had in an eon

No shit. Verrrrry interedasting.

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user your fucking interdasting as shit please keep the photos rolling if you can!

they were, clean now.

i would have to go take more

i love all of you

We'll wait right the fuck here, go get those fucking photos!

Bump.

Please, OP, take some pics of entire rooms as well

Yea Forums commands it

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Op share. Genuinely interested

OP please don't have kids

Bizzump.

What the fuck is wrong with you.
I bet those socks you shoved up your nasty ass haven't been washed in year
Enjoy your horrible ass infection

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heres an old bed. from 2009.

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OP is off taking pics

H o ly d a m n

Meth and brillo pads?

nigger I gotta see the kitchen in this dump

>that's not me, but the bedroom is like that, way worse

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...where's the fucking bed?

The old bed? Did it just assimilate into the ground and you put a new one on top?

Good lord have mercy.Show it motherfucker!!

I hope you know you're a horrific stereotype my friend, someone with a house that filthy is exactly the kind of retard that would shove socks up his ass.

99% of Yea Forums has never put a sock in their ass, and that's fucking saying something.

Better than socks though

>OP is running around the "house" taking pictures of whole dumpster rat nest
>while his anus is bleeding and deep in his colum is blood-shit soaked red socks mashroom...

>Show it motherfucker!!

as you wish, i end it here.

>chucking leftover food and drinks at wall
>or is it blood

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He got the socks out of his anus

What is HAPPENING in this thread?

KEK over 9000x15

Did someone blow their fucking brains out in front of that door?

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OP I see you saved my old hard drive there!

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You're the kind of person that makes me hate being on this planet. And no that's not something to be proud of.

Nice trips

...

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Nigger what the fuck

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OP, where does the door in that pic lead???

Forever buried under that junkrats pile of shitty socks

MF SATAN JOINED THE THREAD
EVEN HE"S CREEPED OUT

You did it wrong. You need to have someone put the sock on their foot, put a boot on, and kick you in the ass. So many people are missing all of the steps. Try again. (You've heard that before, many times, I'm sure)

ah ive missed these threads

who ever said that b was dead

really? should i take a picture of my clean ass livingroom. i told you this room is sealed, i broke the seal obtaining these last 2 pics for you.

>this guy
>this fucking guy

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Yes pls show

Yeh I wanna see it.

Actually, yes. Let's see a pic of the clean room as well

Go on then, surprise me

Ye, we just want to see everything at this point!

Just imagine the rotten ass musty smell in that shithole

a large walkin closet, cant remember whats in there. I know there is an NES and original track&field powerpad in there. told you its been a little while since i have been in that room, let alone its closet.

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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Reminds me of this

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Take a photo OP, lets see what we’re working with.

NIGGER POST KITCHEN

OP show us that closet. I imagine there is some sentient life in there.

He got them out already

i really want to see what's inside that closet

Dude your idea of clean is still probably fucking disgusting, prove me wrong faggot

not buying a plow to get in there, too far. there is likely just plant life in that closet. it should be clean and normal looking inside, i never used it and the door was buried shut rather quickly.

Nudes for closet pic

open the closet op

What a fun bedtime read!

I'm glad we all got to share this, goodnight!

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God damn this fucking thread is the fucking best!

the trash in front of the door is 3 feet high and flush all the way to the bed, that you all cant even see in other pic because trash is spilling onto it.

MY REACTION WHEN HE OPENS THE CLOSET AND THERE'S HIS DEAD MOTHER THAT HE USES AS BODY PILLOW AND AS A FUCK DOLL

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open the fucking closet
you're the hero this board needs tonight, OP

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how am i supposed to sleep without knowing what’s in the closet?

304 / 44 / 87 / 2

i wont make it in time, ive disclosed enough for tonight...since this was unexpected entertainment, perhaps ill make a dedicated thread another night if i'm seeking attention.

If you really can't do it here tonight definelty post another thread! THIS is so god DAMNED INTERDESTING

Why are you cucking us¿

PLEASE NOOOOO TELL US

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sock-stuffing ass-fucking mold-grubbing motherfucker, SHOW US THE CLOSET

thanks for the love. unexpected. these rooms are sealed and no one sees them. not something im proud of, but fuck, maybe i should have an open house. night all

Whats your address? Ill drive or fly anywhere to see that beautiful closet

Says his living room is clean.

Doesn't post it.

Right.

Follow-up with us soon, okay OP?

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>op is delivering
>don’t know if I want op to deliver anymore

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Just straight up post the thread with you opening the fucking closet holy shit lmao

I shove the soap brick up my ass (not too much) to clean it. Is this bad? Recently my feces always have a coat of red on it. Are these two things connected? Or do i need to eat more fiber?

Guys let's start a filthy room thread maybe some other people have gold out there.

Holy fuck yes

do it FGT

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you fucking what.

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More socks in ass too

you want me to make thrash room thread?

yeah boi

good luck, unlikely i'll be beat but who knows

>thread started with some faggot shoving socks up his ass
>bridged by both doubt and genuine help
>ends with everyone forgetting about OPs bleeding asshole in order to explore his rat den of a home

This is why I love you fuckers.

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it's up guys
here you go

trash thread

Listen up Yea Forums we need to make sure OP stays alive to provide us with regular entertainment. I haven't laughed this hard I'm days... Weeks maybe.

What I propose is a patreon account for OP. The funds will be used to buy more socks, cigarettes, fast food, whatever OP wants to maintain this lifestyle. This is not sustainable. We need to encourage this behavior and support it.

God bless you OP. You are my idol.

Any updates op?

threads about to die, but i am lurking in new thread...not digging out hundreds of pounds of trash to open closet though.

so is this where legends rests?

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Yea just post tomorrow and when you do have the timestamp from this night and the next day tomorrow.

ill save the stamp and open thread with old pic from here, second pic will have both timestamps.

Nice, have a good rest you absolute unit.