You may think it's funny, but I have actually been visiting this website for the past few years. I think most of you are really funny, and I appreciate the free speech that is permitted here.
Lately, I have noticed my name being brought up here. So I have decided to answer whatever questions you may have about me or Hannah.
*crack*
Just opened a can of been, guys. I'm in this for the long haul! ASK AWAY!
what is been and what kind of videos do you make? Also, what is your favorite type of porn?
Sebastian Anderson
>i literally cant stop making this larp thread
Joshua Robinson
theyre engaged not married
Jayden Bell
Me and my wife do VLOGS of our daily life. The videos don't necessarily have a structure to them, but we try to keep things interesting. As you can imagine, it can be a bit of a struggle with my condition, and Hannah is usually the one that cares for my needs. I also have another personal care taker for night time duties, so Hannah can get some rest.
Haha yeah I don't think I will answer that last question. My wife satisfies me and I don't require porn.
Gavin Evans
What does a can of been taste like? Is it more reminiscent or more of a existential taste?
Andrew James
How are ya, wheels?
Brody Johnson
so this isn't real?
Gabriel Ramirez
Wrong, sir. We were married just this past week in San Diego,CA.
Aiden Bennett
Well that all depends on the beer :D
Aaron Garcia
Just imagine if the roles were reversed, in this situation. How would society react?
Tyler Perez
Doing well, thank you! How about yourself?
Ethan Perez
What is your condition? Does your peepee work? Do you have pics of your wife?
Easton Allen
are you always this retarded and gullible? do you see a timestamp? even a badly shopped timestamp?
Ethan Parker
Hannah is an incredible person. You have honestly never met someone that is as kind as she is. If the roles were reversed, I would absolutely take care of her like she does me.
Noah Allen
That's not what I meant at all, dipshit.
Isaac Robinson
Spinal Muscular Atrophy.
My muscles literally waste away, and there is no known cure. Though, the FDA has approved treatment recently, which I have been approved for. It is possible for me to stop the wasting and keep my current health.
Jacob Brown
kekd
Jace Torres
Oh sorry. I am trying to answer all these questions a bit too quickly I suppose haha
Asher Gutierrez
>Do you have pics of your wife? what kinds of pics you looking for user?
If that is a picture of yourself why is It titles download (1) if you want to claim to be someone on this website you need to provide proof by taking a picture of yourself with a time stamp showing your face something saying hi Yea Forums or some shit and today’s date and time to show you are who you claim to be also question
Why should anyone watch your channel?
Lucas Clark
The answer to that questions is: pretty much.
Connor White
yummy pics.
Alexander Howard
Haha Hannah is not that type of girl, gentlemen. Behave yourselves Haha
James Perez
You know your wife is mentally ill right?
Julian Morris
how do u feel about all the nudes and vids of hannah that were circulating here recently? did u leak those?
Ryder Barnes
Why do you think that? Are looks the only thing that matter in a relationship? I know she isn't the most attractive girl out there, but I still treat her the same.
Zachary Wright
I'll play along. How much is your life insurance policy?
Brayden Richardson
>Lately, I have noticed my name being brought up here.
Yea, I doubt that. Fuck off.
William Murphy
Haha thats funny. Hannah is not the type of girl to take nude photographs.
Cooper Kelly
Doesn't hurt to ask Haha
My current policy is worth over 20 million. The premiums I pay are through the roof as you can imagine.
Adrian Collins
everyone has a price
Connor Torres
You mean, your wife never sends you nudes of herself?
No. We do have a sexual relationship (contrary to what many think) and that is enough for us.
Julian Roberts
why the fuck are you posting this on Yea Forums among the Yea Forumstards and not doing an AMA on Reddit?
Aiden Turner
I’m doing great. How’s the reverse circumcision going?
Grayson Lewis
Atleast attempt to make this believable. You arent even trying
James Sanders
My intestines are the size of a normal person, but my gut and chest are the size of a small child. This makes the intestines protrude more-so than usual.
Juan Rogers
ITT everyone replies to each thinking they're talking to fake op
Sebastian Richardson
why aren't you answering all of the messages that are saying that this isn't real?
Bentley Lewis
I prefer the community of Yea Forums over Reddit. It's just simply not fun with them. Everyone is always so fake and nice, makes it all seem so phony.
Jayden Parker
Because I understand this may not be believable. I'd also like plausible deniability for myself.
So if they want to think that, then let them.
Carter Campbell
>current policy is worth over 20 million Why would you lie like this? You're not going to live much longer. You're uninsurable.
Blake Ward
tfw when no one ask about hannahs butthole yet. what's it smell like
Dylan Taylor
Your replies are boring. If you channel is like these answers than I'll probably never visit it. Do you have any fetishes?
Gabriel Hernandez
She won't let me smell it. Something about me being a dirty boy.
Xavier Jackson
Life insurance policies can cover more then just medical coverage or...simply...life! They can also be used for investments and other freak acts of nature. Given my current condition, I certainly dont need any more mishaps bringing me down.
ok i understand the plausible deniability but could you at least do a hello 4 chan pose pic for us?
preferably with your wife's butt
Parker Lee
Life insurance should be about 10 times your yearly income after tax I understand that this is some bored guy larping but that is simply way to much life insurance even for a cripple
Adrian Miller
imagine being grossed out by your "husband"
Jaxson Nelson
What is the most sensitive part of your wifes body?
Kayden Williams
This. Hold up 4 fingers with those mangled hands
Easton Watson
My how you've changed in a couple years, moot.
James White
does your dick work and if so how long
Luis Gray
Does pee pee work and shoot milk?
Michael Gomez
Nah man that hot wheels
Jackson Gomez
>It is possible for me to stop the wasting and keep my current health I'm sorry but this is not true. There is no way to stop the progression of this disease. You are going to die from it.
Jaxon Collins
Pretty sure that's moot. Google has drained him.
James Cook
No trail No Jury You sir are going straight to hell
Brayden Sanders
yo shane i am a huge fan of yalls, im a 22 year old living with sma, much love from houston bro
How does it feel knowing we are all jerking off to Hannah?
Robert Price
What's he going to do about it? Screaming mods wont help irl
Jack Ortiz
I believe so...she likes feeling in control and looking like a kind soul for dealing with him. She looks at him creepily too.
Ryder Carter
I'm honestly not sure what y'all expected. this is fucking Yea Forums not nice clean ass betacuck reddit.
Evan Sanders
rip out them titties first and post em
Samuel Powell
Hi Shane - I am a long time follower and fan - what is a warmie?
Hudson Rodriguez
Yeah but he could tell her to stop making his misery some post for likes...looking like a freak show.
Justin Lewis
Who are you talking to exactly? The beta larping op pretending to be the dwarf or what
Nolan Jones
She's an average hot girl seeking the spotlight and attention, he was her in. Easily accessible, and now like him previously she has a book deal because of their relationship.
He already had a money, foundation, books, she's piggybacking on this to get her own fame.
Joshua Howard
Is Hannah a devotee? Nothing wrong with that if she is.
Bentley Young
Tell Shane to come back! Fuck you Hannah! You don't control his life!
Fucking shit dude.
Sebastian Martinez
I'm pretty sure if y'all posted irrefutable proof that it was you guys this wouldn't have happened at all.
Tyler Perry
Hannah here.
Ok, he's gone. Who wants to see pics of my lady parts? I'm sure this thread will be deleted soon anyway.
Asher Nguyen
I can tell....idk how she can deal though, she literally has to clean his ass, feed him, hear his gurgly speech, deal with his annoying attitude, etc...all for money. Guess she's just an attention whore.
Brandon Allen
Lol highly fucking doubtful.
Henry Brown
No damned idea who you are.
Kevin Myers
what did you expect you fucking doughnut, this is Yea Forums, not twitter. At least your husband has the balls to not give a shit about lonely loosers on this site
Just like Anna before her she'll grow tired of it and realize it's too much of an ask to remain in the spotlight and she'll walk just like she did.
Noah Rivera
Fucking sure bra. Won't pass up good ol titties
or pussy
Robert Cooper
Looks like a hot female brie larson
Ryder Ross
This one seems truly mental though....she has crazy eyes. Lol I think she enjoys seeing him completely incapacitated.
Jace Reyes
It's definitely a control and power thing, like he's a baby that she lords over.
Gavin Martin
if you're legit you'll sign your tits
Hunter Wood
Lmaoo I saw these wack jobs' videos a few months ago and was dumbfounded. The chick is a solid 7.5-8 and she has, for some reason, chosen to date someone who is incredibly physically handicapped to the point where he can't even take a shit by himself and needs to be carried everywhere a wheelchair can't go.
He must be making a lot of money for her to want to be with him. I know that's mean to say but it has to be the truth. What other reason is there for a young beautiful woman to do this?
Jason Martin
Yup. It's the control aspect of it all.
Levi Bell
Maybe it's true love like Shane said in this thread.
Jack Phillips
is no one intrigued by the potential titties?
Josiah Howard
She may be a devotee.
Tyler Howard
Well Shane said she's not that type of girl...sooooo
Mason Gutierrez
A what?
Nathan Smith
Also to add to this, she actually slid into HIS DMs. Can you believe that? She saw his blog online many years ago and hit him up and they started dating. I'd be extremely suspicious if I were his family. She probably has some sort of mental issue and gets off on being in 100% control of him.
Do you honestly think that? Be honest.
Lincoln Bennett
Hannah, I would like to see your tits. Let’s do this.
Colton Lopez
Okay guy, its Hannah again.
I can't take it anymore, i need to find a way out I miss fucking able bodied men. Shane has a tiny cripple dick.
Gavin Bell
Hetho guyhs,
Muh nay ith Shhane Burcahw. Me and my wife Hannah ruhn thuh "thquirmy n gruhbs"
Lucas Allen
Always wanting titties. Who has titties?
Jordan Gutierrez
I personally dont. That's why I asked him why shes with him. She has to be in it for the money, fame, control....she just has to be.
Robert Hernandez
This bitch probably gets fucked by a chad every other day while shane is in the other room. He would never leave her and she knows that. She's with him for social points/money and still gets dicked on the side.
Post tits + vag
Asher James
yo you still gonna show dem?
Aiden Mitchell
There's a tiny possibility it's legit, it's small but it's still possible.
Kinda stupid to do an AMA on here in the first place. Lets be honest, if Yea Forums was a civilization, they'd be an African one. Bunch of fucking monkeys on here.
Gavin Nelson
She probably treats him like a pet, and she probably likes being able to control him physically and mentally.
The usual and accustomed proof requested is the "time stamp" and "Sharpie in the pooper." We'll forego the latter. But handwrite (or get Hannah to write) the date and time on a piece of paper and take a selfie holding it up.