Hello guys

Hello guys,

My name is Shane Burcaw. Me and my wife Hannah run the "Squirmy and Grubs" channel on YouTube youtube.com/channel/UCdomP1JqhnyBQGaBmfDl4KQ

You may think it's funny, but I have actually been visiting this website for the past few years. I think most of you are really funny, and I appreciate the free speech that is permitted here.

Lately, I have noticed my name being brought up here. So I have decided to answer whatever questions you may have about me or Hannah.

*crack*

Just opened a can of been, guys. I'm in this for the long haul! ASK AWAY!

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what is been and what kind of videos do you make? Also, what is your favorite type of porn?

>i literally cant stop making this larp thread

theyre engaged not married

Me and my wife do VLOGS of our daily life. The videos don't necessarily have a structure to them, but we try to keep things interesting. As you can imagine, it can be a bit of a struggle with my condition, and Hannah is usually the one that cares for my needs. I also have another personal care taker for night time duties, so Hannah can get some rest.

Haha yeah I don't think I will answer that last question. My wife satisfies me and I don't require porn.

What does a can of been taste like? Is it more reminiscent or more of a existential taste?

How are ya, wheels?

so this isn't real?

Wrong, sir. We were married just this past week in San Diego,CA.

Well that all depends on the beer :D

Just imagine if the roles were reversed, in this situation. How would society react?

Doing well, thank you! How about yourself?

What is your condition? Does your peepee work? Do you have pics of your wife?

are you always this retarded and gullible? do you see a timestamp? even a badly shopped timestamp?

Hannah is an incredible person. You have honestly never met someone that is as kind as she is. If the roles were reversed, I would absolutely take care of her like she does me.

That's not what I meant at all, dipshit.

Spinal Muscular Atrophy.

My muscles literally waste away, and there is no known cure. Though, the FDA has approved treatment recently, which I have been approved for. It is possible for me to stop the wasting and keep my current health.

kekd

Oh sorry. I am trying to answer all these questions a bit too quickly I suppose haha

>Do you have pics of your wife?
what kinds of pics you looking for user?

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If that is a picture of yourself why is It titles download (1) if you want to claim to be someone on this website you need to provide proof by taking a picture of yourself with a time stamp showing your face something saying hi Yea Forums or some shit and today’s date and time to show you are who you claim to be also question

Why should anyone watch your channel?

The answer to that questions is: pretty much.

yummy pics.

Haha Hannah is not that type of girl, gentlemen. Behave yourselves Haha

You know your wife is mentally ill right?

how do u feel about all the nudes and vids of hannah that were circulating here recently? did u leak those?

Why do you think that? Are looks the only thing that matter in a relationship? I know she isn't the most attractive girl out there, but I still treat her the same.

I'll play along. How much is your life insurance policy?

>Lately, I have noticed my name being brought up here.

Yea, I doubt that. Fuck off.

Haha thats funny. Hannah is not the type of girl to take nude photographs.

Doesn't hurt to ask Haha

My current policy is worth over 20 million. The premiums I pay are through the roof as you can imagine.

everyone has a price

You mean, your wife never sends you nudes of herself?

Why is your chest so disgusting?

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That’s dumb and a bad lie

No. We do have a sexual relationship (contrary to what many think) and that is enough for us.

why the fuck are you posting this on Yea Forums among the Yea Forumstards and not doing an AMA on Reddit?

I’m doing great. How’s the reverse circumcision going?

Atleast attempt to make this believable. You arent even trying

My intestines are the size of a normal person, but my gut and chest are the size of a small child. This makes the intestines protrude more-so than usual.

ITT everyone replies to each thinking they're talking to fake op

why aren't you answering all of the messages that are saying that this isn't real?

I prefer the community of Yea Forums over Reddit. It's just simply not fun with them. Everyone is always so fake and nice, makes it all seem so phony.

Because I understand this may not be believable. I'd also like plausible deniability for myself.

So if they want to think that, then let them.

>current policy is worth over 20 million
Why would you lie like this? You're not going to live much longer. You're uninsurable.

tfw when no one ask about hannahs butthole yet. what's it smell like

Your replies are boring. If you channel is like these answers than I'll probably never visit it.
Do you have any fetishes?

She won't let me smell it. Something about me being a dirty boy.

Life insurance policies can cover more then just medical coverage or...simply...life! They can also be used for investments and other freak acts of nature. Given my current condition, I certainly dont need any more mishaps bringing me down.

nope, wrong

I want to fuck your wife.

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Hannah here. It's super stinky

Hey buddy! If you say so Haha

How good are you at hide n seek

ok i understand the plausible deniability but could you at least do a hello 4 chan pose pic for us?


preferably with your wife's butt

Life insurance should be about 10 times your yearly income after tax I understand that this is some bored guy larping but that is simply way to much life insurance even for a cripple

imagine being grossed out by your "husband"

What is the most sensitive part of your wifes body?

This. Hold up 4 fingers with those mangled hands

My how you've changed in a couple years, moot.

does your dick work and if so how long

Does pee pee work and shoot milk?

Nah man that hot wheels

>It is possible for me to stop the wasting and keep my current health
I'm sorry but this is not true. There is no way to stop the progression of this disease. You are going to die from it.

Pretty sure that's moot. Google has drained him.

No trail
No Jury
You sir are going straight to hell

yo shane i am a huge fan of yalls, im a 22 year old living with sma, much love from houston bro

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Hannah here.

I'm ending this AMA right now. Shane might be cool with you losers, but I'm not. Fuck all of you.

Why would his fiance ever take this picture? I knew she was mental...but that is just horrible.

I wanna tongue blast Hannah's shit cannon.

His mommy stopped the bad guys.

I mean, what really did you expect?

Have you ever ridden on your wifes shoulders, or in a backpack?

I can build you a versatile backpack, comes with a hanglider.

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Because she's a sociopath.

You know that you are a cuck?

wow you guys ruin everything

How does it feel knowing we are all jerking off to Hannah?

What's he going to do about it? Screaming mods wont help irl

I believe so...she likes feeling in control and looking like a kind soul for dealing with him. She looks at him creepily too.

I'm honestly not sure what y'all expected. this is fucking Yea Forums not nice clean ass betacuck reddit.

rip out them titties first and post em

Hi Shane - I am a long time follower and fan - what is a warmie?

Yeah but he could tell her to stop making his misery some post for likes...looking like a freak show.

Who are you talking to exactly? The beta larping op pretending to be the dwarf or what

She's an average hot girl seeking the spotlight and attention, he was her in. Easily accessible, and now like him previously she has a book deal because of their relationship.

He already had a money, foundation, books, she's piggybacking on this to get her own fame.

Is Hannah a devotee? Nothing wrong with that if she is.

Tell Shane to come back! Fuck you Hannah! You don't control his life!

Fucking shit dude.

I'm pretty sure if y'all posted irrefutable proof that it was you guys this wouldn't have happened at all.

Hannah here.

Ok, he's gone. Who wants to see pics of my lady parts? I'm sure this thread will be deleted soon anyway.

I can tell....idk how she can deal though, she literally has to clean his ass, feed him, hear his gurgly speech, deal with his annoying attitude, etc...all for money. Guess she's just an attention whore.

Lol highly fucking doubtful.

No damned idea who you are.

what did you expect you fucking doughnut, this is Yea Forums, not twitter. At least your husband has the balls to not give a shit about lonely loosers on this site

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Just like Anna before her she'll grow tired of it and realize it's too much of an ask to remain in the spotlight and she'll walk just like she did.

Fucking sure bra. Won't pass up good ol titties

or pussy

Looks like a hot female brie larson

This one seems truly mental though....she has crazy eyes. Lol
I think she enjoys seeing him completely incapacitated.

It's definitely a control and power thing, like he's a baby that she lords over.

if you're legit you'll sign your tits

Lmaoo
I saw these wack jobs' videos a few months ago and was dumbfounded. The chick is a solid 7.5-8 and she has, for some reason, chosen to date someone who is incredibly physically handicapped to the point where he can't even take a shit by himself and needs to be carried everywhere a wheelchair can't go.

He must be making a lot of money for her to want to be with him. I know that's mean to say but it has to be the truth. What other reason is there for a young beautiful woman to do this?

Yup. It's the control aspect of it all.

Maybe it's true love like Shane said in this thread.

is no one intrigued by the potential titties?

She may be a devotee.

Well Shane said she's not that type of girl...sooooo

A what?

Also to add to this, she actually slid into HIS DMs. Can you believe that? She saw his blog online many years ago and hit him up and they started dating. I'd be extremely suspicious if I were his family. She probably has some sort of mental issue and gets off on being in 100% control of him.

Do you honestly think that? Be honest.

Hannah, I would like to see your tits. Let’s do this.

Okay guy, its Hannah again.

I can't take it anymore, i need to find a way out I miss fucking able bodied men. Shane has a tiny cripple dick.

Hetho guyhs,

Muh nay ith Shhane Burcahw. Me and my wife Hannah ruhn thuh "thquirmy n gruhbs"

Always wanting titties. Who has titties?

I personally dont. That's why I asked him why shes with him. She has to be in it for the money, fame, control....she just has to be.

This bitch probably gets fucked by a chad every other day while shane is in the other room. He would never leave her and she knows that. She's with him for social points/money and still gets dicked on the side.

Post tits + vag

yo you still gonna show dem?

There's a tiny possibility it's legit, it's small but it's still possible.

POST. YOUR. BOOOOOOOBS.

signed please

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You have low standards if she is deemed hot...she has an okay body...but her face is very basic.

I'm supposed to read this in mike tysons voice?

Do they even fuck...or whatever they can do?

You are a great communicator, are you good at strategy games by chance aswell?

first saw them here a few months ago and creeped enough to find I only live ~15mins from them. If only I were retarded enough for Hannah...

Are you going to reproduce?

What I'm saying is she is wayyyyyyyy too hot to settle for a incredibly disabled, deformed cripple. Do you disagree?

fucks his limbs

sauce these

I found out about this guy from SBSK and follow their youtube now. I'm so confused about who is larping and why.

Well in comparison, sure. But outside of cripple world, shes average.

Hannah, describe a typical sex session with Shane. Which positions work best? What are your kinks?

She said something before about his mouth works...so she has him eat her out...eck.

can we confirm these are Hannah's tits

Lol what? I gotta see that video. The mental image of this cripple eating her fine ass pussy is too much.

A devotee - has a thing for disabled guys.

Conformation check: NOT HANNAH

You faggots, you scared them away. I wanted to know their point of views.

would u fuck a trap with a dirty butt?

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I don't have a question but I just want to admire how polite you're being on Yea Forums Yea Forums of all places.

thank you. I was comparing pics so nah
clean your ass you disgusting whore

I dont recall which one it is, but they talk about being intimate and it's clickbaited in the thumbnail.

imagine expecting a neutral smelling female butt but instead getting BO'D manass

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Kinda stupid to do an AMA on here in the first place. Lets be honest, if Yea Forums was a civilization, they'd be an African one. Bunch of fucking monkeys on here.

She probably treats him like a pet, and she probably likes being able to control him physically and mentally.

this is your son.

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Exactly. She gets to rub her pussy in front of him and tell him shes fucking other guys while he cant do shit.

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Do I have a dirty butt or the trap?

What is your view on the two state solution

with it's balls smashing against your chin while you're diving in

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The usual and accustomed proof requested is the "time stamp" and "Sharpie in the pooper." We'll forego the latter. But handwrite (or get Hannah to write) the date and time on a piece of paper and take a selfie holding it up.

Well THAT was disgusting.