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Claim a nation, and specify a single terrritory to start on.
Tell me what to do and I'll make it happen.
Update posts mark the end of the turn.
Updates will be posted after everyone has given their directions.
You can only give directions once per turn.
>BLUE AND YELLOW REMAIN FREE FOR ANY user TO DIRECT
imma just put this here
Toorki user here , ill be back in 10
yeah, if you end up doing this OP, use this post to try to get rid of the pink that should now be right next to me
>the menstruators
Previous Turn Reroll for your turns. State your nation and desired action, and I will make it happen.
Going to give it a turn or so in hopes someone takes control of Blue
spanish cunt rolling, take the last 4 unclaimed territories bordering me and then shred yellow.
Pineapple piza here, making another asult on the reds
Also spanish coks, may i have millitary acces
anyone could take control of BBC?
Toorki here
Gimme the land BBC gave me on the other post and im happy
Yes
yes, I grant you military access to the reds
fuckapickle
leaving this here in case BBC doesn't get a replacement, I believe the divisions made here were fair
I'm not understanding how you're controlling an army that isn't yours, Pineapple pizza. Are you granting your roll to the Spanish cunts? Also nice dubs
I got millitery acces, i chold take my army over thei teritory
Not looking good for the niggers. Will BBC step in and save them?
Saving these dubs for you until I understand your intention
Toorki user here
OP just fill the empty zones for me
randomly take blues to the east of my position
>the menstruators
spanish cunt here, shred the niggers, I care about nothing else going on right now
Pineapple piza,
spanish granted me millitary acces so im geting my trops across thei land
Previous turn I understand now. Pineapple pizza rolls his tanks across the land of the spanish cunts with the cunt king's blessing, eradicating 6 tiles of menstruator filth.
Nice dubs. The Menstruators spread across the BCC lands, spreading their vaginal blood all over the BCC people.
You have defeated the niggers.
>BLUE AND YELLOW REMAINS FREE FOR ANY ANONS TO CONTROL
Pineapple piza
Lets go for another full assult
Bump
>SOMEONE TAKE OVER BLUE
spanish cunt rolling. send my ships to this unoccupied land and take it over. if any infantry is left then send it red's way
undo what the pink just did, then go for the pink that was already there
im gonna need a good roll for this...
> the menstruators
aw come on man why am i the main target?
my entire roll went into unoccupied land for now, but the reds are an unnecessary evil in the way of the spanish cunt's conquest
Toorki here
Just fill in the last few zones
if red is defeated then he can always pick up blue's monstrous territories
Your ironclad ships sail across the sea, conquering new lands.
You fight back against the disgusting pineapple piza army, but find yourself unable to completely eradicate them, rolling 8 tiles.
>BLUE REMAINS FREE FOR ANYONE TO TAKE CONTROL OF
nice board update lol
OP here fuck forgot pic
Pineapple piza
Another asuult and another till the end of tine or when death comes knocking on my doors
undo what the pinks just did
>red
Toorki
Op just give me the damn land i was promised by BBC
spanish cunt here, I am exhausted. this game has gone on over 7 hours. blue is not even playing. I am happy with the size I grew to since my start in barcelona. red has had a rough time throughout this whole game, now they have a chance to take the whole board. I'm annexing my territories into period blood lands and turning them all red. have fun burying pink, who never did a single bad thing to me lol.
Wow, rude, but k, atles i got in the top 3
Prevous Turn The pineapple piza rolls a 8, granting 15 tiles.
You roll a 2, granting 8 tiles,
Half the orange tiles has been converted to red, with the remaining half converted next turn.
Pizza pineapple
I SHALL NEVER SURENDER, PUSH, ATTACK ONCE MORE, TO THE DEATH AND THE DEPTS OF HELL
Toorki here
OP stop being a faggit and give me the land i was rightfully given
Previous turn BLUE REMAINS AVAILABLE FOR ANY user TO CONTROL
OP HERE
ALL ROLLS ARE NOW TRIPLED IN TILES
TRIPS ARE NOW NUCLEAR BOMBS
roll faggit
Toorki here
OP stop being a faggit and give me the land i was rightfully given
Also roll into the east
Toorki here
Just conquer blue land to the east
good idea with the conversions over time
try and take out this area
>red
previous post nice fucking roll
sorry m8 missed it roll again
Pineapple piza
PUSH MY PRITIES, KILL THE COMMIE FUCKTARDS
what do you mean?
reroll(?)
Toorki
Attack the reds in the north to help Pizza
Torooki wana deal, we bkth kill the red, you keep the blue land and in the end we have a draw
What do you say, my only ally
Thank you, my deares friend
Toorki
Yes , i agree , lest fuck the reds
You'll have to do better than that to kill all of them
I finished the turn before you directed your soldiers
Sorry dude but i was literally pic related
Toorki
Attack the reds east until you hit the pizza border
Spills go north to the Scandinavian peninsula
Whith the morale boost from my ally im going to anothe offensive
Go my preties
Pineapple piza
use the roll to reverse the attacks of pizza and toorki, evenly.
extras expand into pink
>red
Previous post
Toorki
Invade the Scandinavian Peninsula
ooh fer fucks seek
can you do this now OP, or should i roll again?
Toorki
Eliminate the little penis made of red thats left between me and pizza
Another great assult shal begin, lets and end this conflickt once and for all
Pineapple piza
Toorki
Spills go to Scandinavian
Tnx for the support toroki
Nice dubs. Doing it
Toorki here , this is my first game of Risk ever!
Toorki
OP i said spills go to Scandinavian
Eh , push on towards the East and destroy reds AND DO NOT GO OVER PIZZA
Ok, a bjg push back but a xounter offensive begins from me
Pineapple piza
>red
ah ha theres a dubs
excess of this goes towards italy
OP HERE
I am tired. Thanks for playing
I am going to update the board so more rolls are provided, speeding up future games.
Here is the map ending. The black tiles are an impassable barrier preventing any future expansion or war. your nations will forever exist in this state in harmony, striving the further the quality of life of mankind.
Congratulations, you win the game.
1st place : Toorki
2nd place: Red
3rd place: Pineapple pizza
Good game everyone!
GG GOOD GAME,
NICE FINALLE FIGHT YOU SHOWED THERE RED
TOORKI GONGRATS ON YOUR FRIST GAME BEING A VICTORY
yeah congrats toorki. i was hoping you'd win
goodnight OP/(deadly farts)
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