Uncomfortable facts thread

uncomfortable facts thread

uncomfortable fact 1: a verneshot is an underground explosion with a size and intensity similar to a supervolcano and can happen at any time. A verneshot has never happened while humans have been on earth, so we are about as prepared for a verneshot than a school shooting.

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god i cant fucking wait for some shit like that to happen

Uncomfortable fact 2: ever girl that has a dog as a pet has either fucked it or considered fucking it.

universe can disappear as fast as it emerged, anytime

>hypothetical explosion created by jules vernes

eat mah poopy

God isn't real

comfortable fact 1: A verneshot may or may not be possible. They are at this point totally hypothetical, and may not be real.

Named after, not created by.

Jews do in fact control the banks, mass media, and the entertainment industry and use their control to negatively influence gentiles

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I find gamma ray bursts much more discomfitting.

>facts
>has never happened while happened while humans have been on earth
I can make up fake facts too

Fuck you, now you've got me hopeful that one will happen under my house

Uncomfortable fact: DESPITE

Like how you literally cannot stop sucking dicks?

uncomfortable fact: because of the sheer number of people in the world, most of the horrible situations you can imagine, have definitely happened at least once, at some point

yes, it is probable that at least one person has choked on and died from cum in their windpipe
yes, it is probable that someone has a fetish for flesh eating parasites
yes, it is probable that someone has eaten an entire bowl of live worms

everything
will
end

A* thread

thank fuck for that

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Replace the word girl with human

Replace the word dog with boyfriend

Boyfriend as a pet? Sign me up!

The whole universe ?

Yeah except its not a real thing

I want that to happen while I'm just walking around.