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Claim a nation, and specify a single terrritory to start on.
Tell me what to do and I'll make it happen.
Update posts mark the end of the turn.
Updates will be posted after everyone has given their directions.
You can only give directions once per turn.
Feel free to ask my any questions you may have.
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Brown
Name: Reich
Starts in German territory
Red
Bigger Reich
Area around brown
Red
Name: Spanish cunts
Start in barcelona
Red taken, I’ll habe orange instead
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Good luck op, this is basic Industries from yesterday. Would love to do this again but got work in the morning. Rest of you faggots enjoy, op fucking delivered last time.
Green: Gruno
Start in the north of the netherlands
blue
Blue Balls
north east russia
Rip, would’ve been a killer roll.
Long live the green rapists.
Hail fish god my dude. Why the fuck couldn't i roll like that yesterday, kept rolling low singles.
Here’s my roll for the spanish cunts whenever the game starts.
bump
Welcome to the game.
The game has started. New countries must wait until next turn to roll.
Roll for the blue balls to expand south
Next roll for spanish cunts
Continue to spread from the epicenter through spain amd france
Gruno:
Roll towards the south-east, taking Groningen
(>tfw spawing in Frisia)
damn nice rolls
are both reichs dead already?
Maybe, I was hoping this game would be as popular as the last one but maybe not. Someone should fill in for the reichs if the originals don’t show up
Nice roll
Hope this is what you wanted, i only speak English
No, but neither have rolled
Gruno takes the north sea coastline
(+cannel coastline, only first role counts; I know)
Roll for spanish cunts
Make a mad dash for green
Rolling for Bigger Reich, go East / South
im glad people are making risk thread, I havent been in one for a while
anyways, roll for Blue balls to continue south
If we can still make nations, I'd like Greater Croatia in this general region. Indigo would be nice.
Name it my guy
As I said, Greater Croatia
East then south, or southeast?
Welcome to the game, Greater Croatia.
Gruno south-east, going for Lotharingia
blue balls continue south
Roll for spanish cunts.
Orange would like to propose an alliance with green’s Gruno. If you accept this alliance, please state where you want to expand towards and I will stay out of that territory.
Forgot to include picture
Gruno accepts the alliance;
Heading south-east
image related
Thanks! i'll start typing lowcaps now, anyways -- indigo/greater croatia: continue expanding northwest in line with the coast
There remains 4 unclaimed colors.
Very well, I will cease expansion in the east and will head northwest towards Britain. You will mot regret making friends with the spanish.
damn, i guess i was too late. well then, indigo/greater croatia : same thing i said in my previous post, northwest in line with the coast
Gruno heading south east, see my previous post+image
roll for blue balls
take the 6 territories that border the river then expand in the south east
Roll for the cunts again, primary objective in red, secondary in blue
looks like you were 1 tile short
I apologize, but it is difficult for me to decipher your image and intentions. I hope this works for you.
Next time, please clearly state your nation and desired move.
There remains 4 unclaimed colors.
roll for blue balls
take that one tile and then expand east
Gruno going for >see image
ah, awesome. indigo/greater croatia: expand eastwards (towards the danube/sava river)
(((image)))
Roll for orange spanish cunts.
Continue taking territories toward and eventually into britain.
greater croatia would like to offer blue balls a non aggression pact and defensive treaty
The alliance between the Spanish cunts and the people of Gruno is formally recognized.
Roll for spanish cunts
Infest the island of britain with orange
the blue balls accept your non agression pact
roll for blue balls to continue expanding in the south
Gruno:
See previous image
(+ if high roll, also take the last few territories in Denmark)
Also: free trade in the Gruno-Cunt Union?
indigo/greater croatia: expand south and southeastwards (fill in the gap first and then go southeast)
Sure, we have uh, spanish things, that spaniards are known for having. Free trade!
I whold like to join op
Pink
Name pineapple piza
Starting location is rome
I whold like to expand south and colonize africa
Hope i chold join
You'll have to roll higher than that to spread the orange infestation
The non-aggression pact between blue balls and Greater Croatia is recognized
Link your previous images for me, to make it easy for me, thank you
Welcome to the game, pineapple piza. You may roll to expand your area now.
>Three colors remain unclaimed
Blue balls continue to expand around the aral sea
Roll for orange spanish cunts.
Keep taking over britain
indigo/greater croatia: continue spreading eastward towards the black sea
Roll Gruno
See image
Pink/pineapple piza i wish to expand sout to take the southern italy
I whold also like to propose an non-agression packt with the greater croatia
(Sorry for my bad gramar english ise'nt my strongest language)
indigo/greater croatia accepts the offer of a non-aggression pact with pineapple pizza/piza
See imege.
Nice dubs
The non-agression pact is recognized between pinapple piza and greater croatia.
>Three nations remain unclaimed for any user to take
Blue balls continue expanding
Gruno;
Claim according to the image,
1 = highest priority; 4 = lowest
indigo/greater croatia: expand southward (towards greece)
Orange spanish cunts rolling here.
Make a nice border for me and future green territories to share. If any remaining tiles, infect britain once again.
Pink/ pineapple piza
I countinue my expantion south
Big dreams, small rolls
>Three countries remain unclaimed for any user to take
Orange spanish cunts roll.
Finish up the border job and invade britain.
why do i keep getting shitty rolls
blue balls expand south
Pink/pineapple piza chek imege for my roll
1 is primary for me to take
2 is seconderry
Gruno
First southeast
Maybe later north
Wow i hot dubs wow
I will expand to korsika aswell as my 3rd objective
indigo/greater croatia: continue moving into greece, if i somehow get a magic roll then begin expanding into turkey
OP Here
All rolls are permanently x1.5 (e.g. trips now = 45 tiles)
Nice dubs
>GET IN HERE ANONS, 3 COLORS REMAIN UNCLAIMED
>666 nice
blue balls continue expanding
indigo/greater croatia: expand eastward to fill in the gap and then continue moving into turkey
Spanish cunts move through britain
Gruno
See image, dark green is what I want, first 1, then 2, last 3
Dark orange is for Spanish Cunts
Zigzag line has already been conquered in turn 11 by me, so ignore that region
Frick, heres the image
Pink/pineapple piza
Roll
I want to expand as my pic shiws
1 primary
2 secondery
Pineapple piza here and i whold like to propose a rety with bruno so you keep out of nortern italy
Ill take teal , name : toorki
Location : turkey
Gruno proposed the Po river to be the border between our two nations.
I will form the border on my next roll
It appears pineapple piza has requested a territory agreement from Gruno. What do you request from him, Gruno?
Welcome to the game, toorki. You may now roll to expand your area.
>Two colors remain unclaimed
how is brown reich still alive?
Blue balls expand in iran
Toorki
Id like to expand south
Roll for spanish cunts
Gruno wants one of my territories, and they can have it (pic related). They are letting me take these five territories unobstructed on this roll. Rest of my roll gods to britain. Also thanks op this game is really well managed.
Gruno
See image
Spanish Cunts, is it OK if I take the bordering lands at no.3? Also, to the Pink lands, The Po river will be the border.
High roll -> Get Norway (no.4)
Damn I keep forgetting the image
JESUS CHRIST I KEEP FORGETTING THE FUCKING IMAGE
indigo/greater croatia: fill in the hole eastwards and take just one province in continental turkey (the one right after the bosphorous/istanbul strait). dedicate everything else to expanding north into romania/ukraine
Oh damn, I just rolled for those territories. One of the pictures had them highlighted dark orange, my bad.
Gruno here, Spanish Cunts can have those five territories
Toorki would like to sign a treaty with Blue Balls to not go further than the marked border
Pinapple piza here
I whold like to expand as my pic say
1 primary
2 secondery
Gruno, i agree, let the river be our border
Gruno does want that one other territory; it annoys me since it doesnt make the border nice and smooth
In my roll I gave it to gave it to gruno (orane here)
is this the Op from yesterday?
overlord ducks here
nice to see you 2 again
sure, blue balls will not expand past Iran
also why is the image so low quality?
Gruno here,
Hypothetical future border with SC and PP
Yes, our (orange) border should look like this next round
Toorki
I noticed the image is poor quality as well , idk why
almost had trips/quads
i lauged so hard at this lmao
Like this? nice dubs
thanks for not forgetting the picture like every other retard
No this is actually the nation of Deadly Farts from yesterday lmao
Just be very clear when you roll of what you want me to do
>Two nations remain unclaimed for any user to take
Toorki
Expand south along the coastline
Gruno
See image (is included) (I hope)
how did yesterdays game end
Roll for spanish cunts, invade britain per usual.
Is everyone at Gruno satisfied with our border?
indigo/greater croatia: yes, that's perfect. anyways, continue expanding into turkey. if i get a lucky roll again, no more than 5 provinces. devote the rest to expanding northward (wherever, doesnt matter). if my roll is standard, devote it entirely to expanding into turkey.
can you still make other countries?
Blue balls expand in iran
yes, take yellow or purple, pick a name, and an unclaimed territory
Pineapple piza here
Yore welcome OP
See pic
1 primary
2 secondery
Also greter croatia i whold like to refres our non-aggresion pact
Gruno here:
Cant be bothered with the border, my brother.
since no one is rolling for the Reich i guess ill do it.
>roll for the Reich to start a two front war with red and green
Yellow
name: niggers
starts in norrthern Finland
Toorki
Op consider this for my further rolls until its filled
Nation: Snowniggerstan
Colour: purple
Starts in: northern scandinavia
Jesus fuck dude srsly
ha
indigo/greater croatia accepts pineapple piza's offer to refresh our non-aggression pact
Dude is a fucking madlad
Claim Ireland, green or some shit
Toorki here
Can you consider that river our border and not go further please?
you're too late, yellow and purple were the last colors available
indigo/greater croatia: alright, works fine for me
We all went to bed. I'd post the final map but dont want to confuse anyone.
The Reich declares war with both the Gruno nation and the Bigger Reich. Though the nation does describe how to advance their tiny army, but does so to the west and east simultaneously, and gets extremely lucky with dubs. Nice dubs.
I will not remember this. Be very clear of your intentions in your next roll.
Welcome to the game, niggers. You may now roll to expand your territory.
Welcome to the game, Snowniggerstan. You may now roll to expand your territory.
Gruno attacks the Reich and asks backup from Spanish Cucks (maybe donate some of your colonies from your roll to Gruno? I'll do the same if you enter a war)
spanish cunts roll once again to invade britain
indigo/greater croatia: expand westwards to fill in the gap between us and the greater reich. we'd also like to offer the reich a non-aggression pact and double-confirm/renew our already existing one with blue balls.
OP here sorry i forgot to put your purple tile but it's there right next to yellow. You may still roll this turn for expansion.
Bigger Reich (Red) attacks Reich (Brown)
niggers here
rolling to take some finish shit for now and east sweden
I just rolled before I saw this post, my bad. I'll donate my next roll to you.
indigo/greater croatia: we're offering the non-aggression pact to the brown reich, just to be clear
roll for blue balls
take these territories then expand in northern russia
image
Pineapple piza here
1 primary
2 secondery
I am staying neutral in the war gruno, but i might join later
>reich renames their empire to "Epic Gamers" and continues their epic war
also, declare war on everyone
Toorki
Expand in the marked area towards the persian sea
Gruno here: Current status
In an Union with The Spanish Cunts
At war with The Reich
Has a positive relation with Pineapple Pizza
Approves of what The Bigger Reich is doing
Pineapple piza here
I am for now staying neutral but in the darkest of ours i will dona some land to you
Message from spanish cunts
I said this before, but next turn I will airdrop support for the war against the now named epic gamers
indigo/greater croatia would like to propose a border treaty to gruno to keep the northwestern border where it currently is (at the danube)
well, more accurately near the danube
Epic gamers here
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gruno Status Update:
At war with the Epic Gamers
Wants to share his bed with the Spanish Cunts
Still very positive towards Pineapple Pizza
Positive towards Greater Croatia and agrees to the current shared border
Neutral towards all the other blue-coloured nations.
Toorki here
Pineapple pizza , can i expand to the west next roll until i hit your most eastern territory?
From which direction do you attack, Gruno? I hope this works for you.
Greater Reich has conquered the Reich. It was clear which nation was greater the entire time.
The niggers roll a 0, expanding 19 territories in Finland. They do not know of contraceptives, and breed so quick that their nation engulfs the people of Snowniggerstan.
>Reich's foolish choice to attack on both western and eastern fronts have caused the destruction of its nation. Reich has been eliminated.
hi its me, grino
i surrender all my land to the epic gamers
ok buy
Gruno Celebrates the conquering of the Reich/Epic Gamers and asks for peace and a safe border from the Bigger Reich.
Gruno would like to thank the Spanish Cunts for their support during the war.
Gruno would like the four territories in the south east, but only if Greater Croatia agrees and would also like to venture further into Norway and Sweden
indigo/greater croatia: start expanding northward towards the baltic sea
indigo/greater croatia agrees to give the 4 provinces in question to gruno
Pineapple piza here
Basic i know
1 primary
2 secondery
roll for the spanish cunts, expand into england/ireland.
I would like this treaty with Gruno to last, congrats on the elimination of the reich of gamers.
blue balls continue to expand in northern russia
also willing to discuss borders with the yellow niggers
Expand like in the pic if i get 5 territories , if more continue to the west
niggers here attack snowniggerstan
Bigger Reich go East
Im Toorki , forgot to mention
Clearly state which nation you are rolling for, though I understood what you meant.
Congratulations, though you wasted your additional 14 tiles by not clearly stating which action you wanted to take.
Directions unclear, hope this works for you.
>In a feat of tribal warfare, the niggers take spears and destroy the young nation of Snowniggerstan, burning buildings and taking their women as sex slaves. Snowniggerstan has been eliminated.
Blue Balls
expand more in russia
niggers
I don't give a shit I got Finland and that a win in my book
Gruno
Going for Norway and Sweden
Toorki would like to take those territories
Toorki would like to negotiate borders with Pineapple Pizza
indigo/greater croatia: if i get a standard roll, continue expanding towards the baltic. if not, dedicate 5-10 tiles to expansion towards the baltic and the rest for expansion eastward (deeper into ukraine)
Pineapple piza here
1 primary 2 secondry
Toorki here
Op do you see the difference between the normal teal and the darker one which i use to mark territories i want or should i use another color?
Greater Reich taking the two colonies in the south east and also goes further east
spanish cunts rolling, want to finish the british invasion and take over ireland
Pineapple piza here
Toroki and greter croati i have a teritory deal, i hope to cliam the teritories i posted in my roll this turn
Toorki here
I would like that river to be our border and make a peace treaty that i hope will last
niggers
move to sweden
Piza here
Yes, let the river be the border and i am wiling to have pice which will last
im not the Bigger Reich or Gruno but can you guys maybe swap one territory cause it bothers me how green has a territory sticking out like that
indigo/greater croatia: we dont mind if you take those islands
Last turn You gotta request an action m8
Just draw arrows
Your expansion has been limited due to Greater Croatia's rapid expansion towards the Baltic sea. Your 8 tile roll has been limited to 5. I suggest negotiating with Greater Croatia to see if they will allow you to travel through their nation to continue your expansion.
Piza here,
Thx for understanding
Only 18 turns
Awwwww
OP Here
I meant to link previous turn, not say that this was the last turn
damn running low in free territory
how long till we all start to war?
Op ur a big faggot and I will stop playing
Pineapple piza here
What i put in the cirkle is what i want to take
There will still be time
Gruno here;
Yeah, im done
Due to helping me in the war agains the Epic Gamers, I will give my territory to the Spanish Cunts.
The Pineapple Pizza can have the part circled in red, due to its positive stance towards us during the war.
OP HERE
"Last Turn" should say "Previous Turn. This is not the last turn.
Toorki
Op please remember i have a treaty with blue balls and pineapple pizza , draw it on the positive relations thing
howed you get to Crimea?
indigo/greater croatia: start expanding eastward towards blue balls. no definitive area where, from ukraine up to the baltic, it's up to you OP
roll for spanish cunts to invade ireland
Toorki here
Since i rolled 8 just continue in that direction OP
indigo/greater croatia: we suggest a multi-member alliance block to blue balls, toorki and pineapple piza
Gruno here
Forgot the image again
SC gets all except for the circled part, thats for PP
oh shit hey! are you the guy who said you were gonna continue it yesterday?
i looked for you at 3pm but uhhh...
Pineapple piza here,
I whold like for an allience if i chold get thise last greek teritories
Toorki here
I join
Blue balls here
take the territory i colored around the Caspian
spills go to expanding more in russia
i accept the alliance but i would like to discuss what areas we are planing on expanding in
Toorki
Croatia , can i have the Turkish peninsula if i join the alliance?
people keep talking about a thread yesterday what did i miss?
yesterday we played this same game for like, ELEVEN fucking hours
indigo/greater croatia: sure, but i'd like to keep the small province after the istanbul strait
Previous Turn If this is true it will have a 1 turn delay to allow another player to roll for Gruno
Yeah i'm the Deadly Farts from yesterday, sorry about that, I had a mad hangover.
Thread yesterday was just really creative with diplomatic gifts and national monuments of boobs being built and stuff
Toorki
Can you put some dots on the area you want to keep so i dont invade it by mistake?
indigo/greater croatia: awesome! glad to have you all on board. blue balls, you can start by outlining your expansion plan (if you have one already prepared)
roll for spanish cunts, continue invading ireland
indigo/greater croatia: just this orange one (and everything before it, of course)
Toorki
Ill roll first then post image
we should make a Yea Forums risk discord
indigo/greater croatia: expand northeast towards finland
Pieapple piza here
1 primary
2 secondery
Pls for once can i have a good fucking roll
Blue balls
why didnt i get those territories around the Caspian sea?
anyways roll to take those territories i outlined around the Caspian then the two territorys i surround
spills go to filling the gap between me and yellow niggers
Image for Toorki
Blue Balls
imma probably invade Scandinavia but thats all i have planed so far
i feel like part of the fun of Yea Forums risk is that its totally disorganized/unstructured, hosted by a different person every time, and is completely anonymous
like, when you take things to an extra platform, and "officially" become friends; to me, it cheapens the relationship
theres just something about getting on everyday to /maybe/ see the guy you saw yesterday, and the day before that, if he even chooses to identify himself
indigo/greater croatia: nevermind, ours and blue balls' claims seem to overlap. continue expanding southward, deeper into ukraine and the caucasus.
I agree , we should keep this thing anonymous
while its been a while since ive played in a risk thread i remember that there were a lot of risk threads on
and they had a pretty big risk discord server
indigo/greater croatia: also, i might have to go soon. would you be interested in taking most of my land? i'd give some other areas to other members of the alliance block. my only request would be for you to change your name to blue balls and croatia or the union of blue balls and croatia
Toorki
If you go id like some parts of the balkans and that Turkish peninsula , hope to see you next time
Blue balls
oh didnt realize you were going for Finland sorry
sure, when the time comes i will rename my country to include Croatia
Op its been 20 minutes
this
Previous turn Sorry m8 forgot to add your last post, you've claimed ireland. I'll put your extra 15 territories over in portugal/spain
toorki has taken the Turkish peninsula as compensation for joining the Alliance with Greater Croatia
Sorry. I've marked those for you now.
>No player has decided to take over Gruno's territory, and upon Gruno's request, the empire has been merged with the Spanish cunts. A formidable superpower has been formed. The rest of the world stands in trepidation before the mysterious nation of Spanish cunts.
Toorki rolls
Blue Balls
take the territories i colored in if spills invade finland
Toorki image
Also Toorki sends their prime minister to blue balls to gift them a golden vibrator as a sign of prosperity
Pineapple piza here,
1 primary
2 secondery
Also op i was promist those lands from gruno, why did the spanish cunts take it
indigo/greater croatia: one last push further south. giving the pink-dotted areas to pineapple piza, the teal-dotted areas to toorki and everything else to blue balls. may our union and alliance prosper! - 4c
Toorki here
Thank you mate , if you ever play here again ill be under the same name
spanish cunts roll here, and yes the pink pineapple pizza was promised a small portion of grunos land and have properly circled it.
I want to split my roll and head both north and south into unoccupied territory. As I have just absorbed my only ally, I am open to a new alliance.
Checked
no problem! hey, also, please save the images of the next two turns. if we ever meet again, i'd love to get my hands on them. i'll sign as - 4c so you'll know it's me. once again good luck to all of you!
Nice double dubs. Hope this works for you.
The Spanish Cunts have agreed to give you these lands
Complicated but I hope i got it right
Nice dubs
>Red Bigger Reich remains free for any user to control
Toorki here
Rolling and i want to discuss northern borders with Blue Balls
spanish cunts roll, expanding north
ready to ally with any side, and ready to start a violent war with anyone who attacks my land
can i take red reich?
rename it to the menstruators
Toorki image here
Blue balls
rename the empire to Blue Balls and Croatia (BBC)
take colored in areas spills invade finland
Pineapple piza here,
I want to invade the big red raich as the picture implies
Hey BBC , pineapple piza here
I whold like to propoze an aliaince betwen our 2 empires
Toorki here
Do you agree with this border?
you what
So close to a nuke my friend
Waste of dubs
Your roll was not powerful enough to invade the kingom of niggers
You lack the nuclear missiles required to attack from a distance. BUT HOLY SHIT YOUR POST ENDS IN A 69 WTF HOW
>Niggers (Yellow) remains free for any user to take control
Oh shit, you rolled a 69!
Im going to war
Toorki here , you forgot to fill that space between me and BBC
Also roll
BBC
fuck im tired may go soon
just fuckin invade finland
okay the menstruators will try to clear out that pink infection, and use excess to head up into those unclaimed territories in sweden
you WHAT
Pineapple piza here
Yeah OP i am big boy, who needs nukes i have a 69
Well now when im bordering the reds i no longer need the 69 so i countinue the invasion
As the pic implais
Image for Toorki
orange spanish cunts roll
I'll continue taking over unclaimed lands in the north. I am officially offering an alliance to the blue balls and croatia.
Toorki here
If you go can i have some of your land?
fucking hell man
i am literally the person who invented that 69 rule
you little stinker
Give me islay, name brungisbangus
thats exactly what i was imagining when i typed that
sure
Previous post The BBC nation invades the niggers, pillaging and raping the niggers with their BBC.
You proceed to invade the nation of Menstruators with a strong roll of 15 tiles.
Your struggle against the powerful roll of the pineapple piza invaders, though hope is not lost.
>The nation of niggers remains free for any user to take control of
OP YOU FORGOT TO FILL THE SPACE BETWEEN TOORKI AND BBC FROM 2 TURNS AGO
Toorki roll
I don't know what youre talking about, but you haven't been cheated a tile, it was jusst placed somewhere else. Sorry.
Pineapple piza
Giving my men pizza without the pineapples and making a full scale assult (as the pic say) this beter give me a good roll
orange spanish cunts rolling.
I will continue to occupy unclaimed territories bordering me. once these run out I am going to declare war on who I see fit. watch out
the menstruators strike from west to east to hopefully push them into BBC
excess goes into sweden
Your post ends in 69. Would you like to do something special?
Toorki
It must be my mistake then , srry
CHANGE OF PLANS
place the anywhere 10 right in the middle of what theyve got now
that should fragment them
Toorki here
OP ill be right back , next 2 rounds just conquer territories that belong to nobody near me please
I dont know who they are mate. Do you mean the pink? Remember that you can place it ANYWHERE
yeah that little pink zone near the red
sorry
>Blue Balls & Croatia (BBC) and the nation of niggers remains free for any user to take control of
flup
red pushes from west to east into the pizza people
Toorki here
OP please fill any free spaces for me this round and the following one , ill be back so dont give control to anyone!
BBC here
yea im going to bed
i decided to diveded my empire up and gave land to everyone shown here sorry if its hard to understand but BBC still controls one territory
unless someone wants to play as me but i dont really care
goodnight everyone
Im takim my boiz evrywhere, take all so pls be a good fucking roll, also im importing in some "volenteirs" from africa and leting them go pineapple pizza btw
With a perfect 15 tile roll, you clear the pizza filth and retake what is rightfully yours.
>BLUE, YELLOW, ORANGE REMAIN FREE FOR ANY user TO TAKE CONTROL OF
rolling for spanish cunts
war has been declared on yellow
...
Ok another invasion lets go
Pineapple piza
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
uh oh
spanish cunts what do you think about that?
not concerned right now
Any anyone want to suck my grandmother's pussy?