Be me

>be me
>be germanfag
>starting Uni in Oktober
>mfw Uni is free
>mfw when americafags pay thousands of dollars for a worse education
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Why even go to College if youre an american

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we have some of those bikes in my city but no gun thingies

>referring to yourself as a fag

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Are the gun things even real ?

Why do yall come here for college then? Also, why let your women get fucked by sand niggers?

it was some art fag's "woke" exhibit in Chicago

>a worse education

Sure kid. That's why rich parents all send their kids to the US for college

Why have school shootings ? Also, why let your women become obese

Wait till you see your first paycheck.

>Thinking school will help you in life

LOL

>mfw public shooter camps the m16 spawn

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As a fellow germanfag
KYS

>hurt durr look at them stupid murricans

How about you stop being so fucking insecure. Does it make you feel superior that university is "free" here? "Free" as in paid in tax money of other people.

I guess but if its free why not

Obesity is a personal choice as is violence. Guess letting your country get rat fucked wasn’t a personal decision??

Exactly this, you think us Americans put our tax money into education? PFFFTT that shit's for Nerds

>free
you brainlet, you still pay taxes for it you mong. the taxes are equivalent to a studen loan pay off anyway you fucking retard.

We have enough money to drive cars in America, and we all own our own guns so why share?

That’s more guns than the German army has now

This is the pinnacle of fake news...
Americans don't have sharing programmes.

>"free"
No. Someone paid for it. Obviously school doesn't teach economics 101

US Universities are more prestigious than German universities. Therefore, our degrees have more value.

>be me

>amerifag

>looks at op bragging about being from germany

>then look at me,glad that i can walk down the street without muslims gang raping me or cutting my head off because i live in a shitty liberal country

You forgot the part where a Muslim comes up and rapes you on your way to your gender studies class.

>Being this new.

>newfag

Are you being serious? I hope you do realize that it's all about branding. Ivy League schools are all about fame. It has nothing to do with the quality of education. You think they teach different laws of physics in Harvard than they do in Europe?

Germans are pretty conscious of what they are.

Honestly that says more about Europoor colleges than American. You’re literally saying that despite the quality of education, people would rather spend more to send kids to America because it’s more popular.

It's amusing when Americans believe their own propaganda. Dude, it's actually much safer to walk outside in Germany than it is in most parts in America. Your country's crime rate is insane. And if it's not the criminals who kill you, your own police is gunning you down.

Yeah, because people are idiots. Just like some women spend thousands of dollars for pieces of cloth with the name Prada or Gucci on them. So, yeah, I agree with you, America is definitely very popular among idiots.

Wow
Now German fag is an expert on America
More german education at work
For the record we actually report our crimes not cover them up

Weird thing is, most Americans don’t send their kids to Ivy League. Only upper class, Europeans, and Asians do. Hence, rest of the world is retarded. Wew.

Lel I couldn't believe when I first heard americans end up in debt or go to Irak/Afganistan just to go to collage. I'm on my third semester of mechanical engineering and I have paid like 10 dollars for all. Mexico isn't as bad when you master the art of not getting shot outside campus.