A "friend" of mine screwed me over. Said friend has an E30 BMW.
How can I frick up that persons life (mechanically, no harm to person)? Acid on the radiator?
The car is constantly watched, so it cant take long or shouldnt be loud/obvious. Best case would be a blown engine...
Thx
Explain why you want to do it first, idiot
Said friend owns me thousands of bucks that I cant legaly get back
Thermite on the hood is a classic
watch?v=rdCsbZf1_Ng
Commiting crimes, resulting in financial damage to him will have him pay you back even later.
Try small claims court. Unless it's about drugs, then you're fucked.
cut brake lines, loosen the bolts holding the wheels, pour water in oil reservoir, empty coolant reservoir, cut electrical wires.. there are a million things you can do.
>has a bmw
He's already screwed, user
I'd say go for it if it were any other BMW. Not an E30 man, c'mon :(
Without access to those parts, how should I pull that off? Also the car can be protected in a manner of minutes so no
Im not in the US so there is no legal ground
Said person doesnt deserve it. Its better off rusting. Trust me
He owes you a lot of money, so you decide to fuck up something that will cost him even more money? That just means it'll take you longer to get your money you fucking brainlet
Too obvious, but so nice
Water in gas tank hydro lock the engine
No. Said person scammed me. I almost went bankrupt.
How do I do that? Its not like I can access it easily. I guess the tank is locked when you turn the key right?
Pussies fuck with other people’s cars. You deserve to be ripped off. You’re a cuck.
you're no greater than him if you fuck his car up, find another way, poor E30 doesnt deserve it :(
Said person was a friend to me. I dont let ppl fuck me like a bitch and do nothing
I mean im not sure if the tank has a lock on it or not you could also drain the oil you would have to put it in a pan tho so that way he doesnt see it
I didnt ask for morale. Its not ok to fuck with friends. Especially with my hard earned money
forget it, the krauts already fucked him over.
that car was intentionally built as an overpriced piece of shit, to rip off american elitist cunts.
truth is they could sell it at the same price as a golf and still make a killing.
still want to waste your time? pour methyl hydrate all over it. at least 20k for an overpriced, BMW authorized paint job. anything else and the car is worth nothing.
Silica sand in gas tank.
Probably is better to steal some parts of the car, E30 parts must be expensive.
you said it yourself, it's not ok to fuck with friends, but you do you.
holy shit you passive agressive baby bitch. So not only did this chad scam you, hes got you so shook , so scared that you cant even confront him face to face like a man? You are literally trying to devise a way to sneak like a literal jew around him. So what, hes got a badass car and he'll beat your ass? is that what youre afraid of? that if you confront him face to face he'll black you out?
Just to get this straight, this chad 'scammed' you and you almost went 'bankrupt' (which bankrupting someone could almost be construed as attempted murder in some ways, it ruins your life) and instead of dealing with this guy face to face, you want to sneak around and tamper with his car?
you sound like an absolute bitch OP, and I hope you end up scammed, bankrupt, and with your jaw broke.
this utter chad has your number and you know it too.
Can I do that on a lowered E30 without a lift? Nice idea
Again. At best I have 1 minute
Yes you do. You’re a pussy. Worthless and useless.
>lowered
god this guy has one of my dream cars and you really bouta fuck it up, smh
Long distance, use BB gun or slingshot to smash windows
I confronted that Ass. Said person denied everything. It was a plot and I fell for it
Kek
really? Because you sound like a little bitch
So its ok to rip me off but the person can just give a damn and move on? Not fair
>frick
Underage b& incoming
A Yea Forums user calls me useless. Ironic...
sugar in gas tank. hel'l drive it for a while than hes motor will start to smoke and after that its good for nothing
Acid is your best option.
Steal the turn indicator stalk
And? Its about revenge. I dont want that person to be cool with fucking me over. Im not ok with it. And the person will pay for it
Its a bmw he doesnt use it anyway
Fuel filter will fill up. After car stalls it will be replaced. Not a good idea
Be a man and beat his ass or take the loss like a bitch op
Its regulary on the streets so no. Its almost a daily
Balloon full of muriatic acid. will eat the paint off
>I confronted that Ass. Said person denied everything. It was a plot and I fell for it
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
it sounds like its over with then. You went face to face with him and admitted defeat. Its over, lesson learned.
You should have beat his ass into the hospital for what he did. You should explain how he scammed you, because the more you talk the more obvious it is this is all 100% your fault.
You SCREWED YOU. this guy had nothing to do with it, and on top of that, you went face to face with him and backed down. You couldnt be any more of a pussy if you tried, which judging by this thread, you are.
NaCa acid?
Pile of thermite on the hood.
But revenge is not recommended. Better to move on and be more careful in the future.
Look up gallium vs aluminium.
Its now my fault. Huh. Interesting. Idgaf
i heard it gets sprayed on those moving thingies in the motor, clips perhaps? when the sugar gets heated in injection its sticks and corodes on them. my guy is a mechanic he told me that
But its expensive isnt it?
yah it is. face it you complete fuck this is YOUR fault.
So when are you going to tell what happened? because id love to hear it. And guess what CRIME DOESNT PAY, so if you got into this "money" scam while trying to committ a crime, buy/sell drugs or any illicit behavior you literally got what was coming to you.
and on top of that, you self admit going to the guys face and doing N.O.T.H.I.N.G. about it.
you probably looked down, face down and shook your head and told him "its cool, its ok" YOU were probably apologizing TO HIM, while he told you the story. I 100% believe it. you were probably saying sorry to HIM.
Judging by how much of an incomprehensible bitch you are, when you do finally tamper with his car, you will be caught, and either be beaten within an inch of your life, or will get arrested and charged, which will fuck you untill you are anally prolapsed money-wise.
this is like walking into an art museum, destroying a valuable art piece because the artist "scammed you" and walking off. sounds like youre just a pussy
I'm a mechanic. I've seen sugar in the gas tank a number of times. Guess what? Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. If you really want to pour something in the tank, just get a small jerry can and fill it up with water.
As for OP, if you have less than a minute to fuck up the car, that means you'll be spraying it with something to wreck the paint (brake fluid, acid, self etching primer, etc.), doing a quick stab n' go on the sidewalls of his tires or maybe bust out a few windows with one of those emergency hammers. BUT, remember that if he can prove or even has suspicion that it was you who fucked his car, you might end up face down in a ditch.
Acid/chemical is nice, but aim for parts that are hard to replace. Get it on the quarter panel, the rocker, roof, and all around the windshield.
The hood, fenders, doors and trunk door are all easily replaced for relatively little money.
Its funny how you absolutley dont know anything about it. I know said friend for a half year. Spend much time with them. Asked friend to help me find a car for motorsport. Friend set up a plot with another friend. Charged me too much and they hid error codes, milage and more. Private sell so Im fucked.
Confronted friend over phone. Friend denied everything. Said friend doesnt show up anymore. Partner of friend threatend me (MMA fighter). How to solve that my friend? How?
Are you sure they knew? You have evidence?
That's why there are trials, because sometimes people are "sure" someone is guilty when they're not. You better be sure.
At more than 3-5 the price its worth, there is no doubt
>Charged me too much and they hid error codes, milage and more
HAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO IT IS 100% your fault
HAHAHAHAHHAH HOLY SHIT.
"THEY CHARGED ME TOO MUCH"
THEN WHY DID YOU AGREE TO IT??? WHY DIDNT YOU HAVE A TOTALLY UNRELATED 3rd PARTY INSPECT THE VEHICLE
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
oh fuck you op I hope this guy rocks your jaw when you fuck with his E30. Ill tell you this, if i ever found someone like you fucking with my truck, straight up, i would kill you.
>How to solve that my friend?
you dont. you did this to yourself. Lesson learned. lol you did a fucking 'street deal' on an automobile (literally the 2nd biggest purchase you will ever make in life) and you did it on the streets with a literal nobody, with no warranty. You literally did this ALL to your self, how do you not see that? how?
Cars are not a joke, they are big, life altering purchases, and if you are in a state financially that will result in you being "bankrupt" if the car deal or car goes bad, you SHOULD HAVE NEVER bought one off the streets in a 'private-sale'. You should have gone to a dealer, and had shit in writing.
OP you are unbelievable, I hope you get physically hurt from this. Sounds like the only way you will learn
Steal it and sell it for for parts in other cities. Fuck him and get your money back.
dont hurt me, OP, im sorry my owners a dick! its not my fault!
WHY DID YOU BUY IT THEN?? WHY DID YOU BUY IT THEN? WHY DID YOU BUY IT THEN?
>did they have a literal gun to your head?
did they?
because you HAD TO HAVE KNOWN the price was too high right from the start.
Quality shitposting there, I tell ya
butyric into a syringe. try to sting into the window seal to empty it into the inside. car = scrap metal
Homosexual much?
>no e30
>noo
Think of the E30, OP! Take it out on the owner, not the car!
>Partner of friend threatened me (MMA fighter)
Uh oh, sounds like OP is really a beta cuck who's asking for advice on how to fuck with somebody's car because he's a gigantic pussy.
How about you go fuck yourself OP, you fat faggot.
>acting like a retard to impress anons.
jesus christ, dude... I hope one day someone you trusted fucks you over for all the money to managed to save up and when you'll ask for help people to brush you off for being naive.
Whats that?
Molotov
Imagine being this beta....
Man, the E30 is the only nice BMW and they're getting rarer and more expensive, depending on the variant
Bit obvious
Says the Yea Forums user
imagine being so beta that you dont talk face to face with the guy who fucked you over, but instead fuck up a nice car
If you’re talking simple, just do sugar and water in the gas tank
Im not a regular
Potato in exhaust. Not even kidding. Plug that exhaust up and the engine will be fucked quick.
>butyric
stinks like hell. It smells like vomit. No chance to rescue the car. It is used to scare away martens for example
He's right. Molotov the fuck out of his car. Be sure to be masked well. Why does it matter that it's obvious? Fuck his shit right up.
YOU FUCKED YOUR SELF
THIS GUY DID NOTHING TO YOU.
WAKE UP YOU FUCKING CUNT, ITS 2019 YOU DONT BUY CARS OFF THE STREET IF YOU ARE IN FINANCIAL STRAITS.
YOU HAVE SO MANY OPTIONS ON HOW TO BUY A CAR THAT YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO THANK.
I wish there was a dealer for cheap motorsport cars... Oh wait. There isnt
Then fucking fight him you bitch
Fuck him up if that's the case
A car ain't shit
1. Demand money or else
2. If not paid come back later and smash windshield with hammer and run
3. If still not paid approach with hammer and threaten.
Yea Forums being cucks because OP want a revenge wtf kys niggers
OP use thermite always works if not make a napalm mix or fake napalm with Gas and Stylofiom or whatever is called then set that shit on fire
if you cant do that put a banana on the exhauster and glue a shit ton of dildos to the car with the stronges glue you can find when done take a pic and post in here for the lulz or gtfo
It's just a car.an inanimate object. Stop being a fucking loser.
>underage detected.
You just proved that you don't own a car. You have no idea why people buy used and you think it's all about the money.
Says a kid from a basement. Lol
The hidden error codes and mileage, that's the first fucking thing you check when you buy a used car. You check EVERYTHING, every fucking inch of the car. You definitely rushed your purchase and now it's biting you in the ass, sounds like your fault, better luck next time.
Thx bro
Brake fluid all over it will ruin the paint job all the way down to the bare metal.
Its quick and easy.
I don't know anything else that's so quick that you don't get noticed.
OP should screw every car the scammer gets for the rest of their lifes
always glue a big ass pink dildo to his windshiel so everybody knows he is a fag
FINALLY A WORTHY SUGGESTION
kek, I buy new
>pic related
>and run
OP already did that LOL
>I wish there was a dealer for cheap motorsport cars... Oh wait. There isnt
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH AND YOURE BUYING A USED "TUNER" CAR, A MOTORSPORTS CAR, AND YOU DIDNT THINK SHIT WOULD BE WRONG WITH IT????
and YOU overpaid for it like a dumb fuck, because he had a gun to your head and forced you to give him the money??
OP YOU ARE PATHETIC, TRULY PATHETIC. You fucked yourself, and hopefully you will wakeup and realize it. This shit is beyond pathetic.
>How can I frick up
Apparently, you already did.
man i hate to say it but this guy has been spitting facts the entire thread. OP overpaid for a modified car, failing to properly inspect/research car and is now paying for it
Just put cellulose thinners in a water pistol and spray it over as many panels as possible in 30 seconds then leg it
Or brake fluid
Bleach in the fuel tank, just takes a few ounces at most.
Without such an "expert" I wouldnt have bought it. Seems like I have to distrust everyone, everything and so on. Which is hard because you can never feel safe...
Just throw a golf ball or 2 down the tailpipe into the muffler. When he drives it'll rattle around and make a lot of noise resulting in your man having to completely remove his exhaust
why beause your country has no court system? If so then when you fuck with his car he'll kill you.
but sugar in the gas tank will fuck the engine.
Trucks are gay but Toyota trucks are the least gay
>this
Having a BMW will ultimately cost him thousands anyway.
but
dont mess with peoples cars just punch them in the face, keep doing it until you either get your monies worth or your money back
Court? Said person only suggested the car over and over again. No court is retaliating that. But as a "friend" you dont do that. That is evil
can i ask what car it was you were gonna buy? do you currently own said car?
perhaps this guy did fuck you over, still that doesnt mean you have to distrust everybody lol.
sugar in the gas will mess the engine.
just put sugar in the gas already
All trucks are gay because America is gay kek
No for real, no use in an urban setting
Just pour sugar in the gas tank and let this shitty thread 404.
Water is better. No filter will stop it and it will hydrolock
E36 318is with mods
>Without such an "expert" I wouldnt have bought it.
>Seems like I have to distrust everyone, everything and so on. Which is hard because you can never feel safe...
WELCOME TO THE ADULT WORLD YOU LITERAL CHILD. You just learned the hardway. NEVER BUY MODIFIED VEHICLES. WOW.
Not bad, average price showing up on local sites is $5-$10k CAD, how much you pay for it?
>No for real, no use in an urban setting
what does that even mean? CARs have no real 'use'. This truck does EVERYTHING a car does, PLUS ALL the things a truck does at 19mpg and 6speed manual transmission+electronic locking diff.
theres a reason car manufacturers are stopping producing cars... because they have no use in todays consumer market.
I love mods so no, its nice and yes, next time I will check everything. Why call me kid? Everybody learns. At least I have the car and can sell it
interesting. will research
Less but with the issues its basically worthless (engine rattling began after purchase) and mileage started to show up as turned back (issues etc)
>Which is hard because you can never feel safe...
holy shit the zooomer, Obama raised generation is going to be the end of society. you people have your instincts bred out of you
>I love mods so no, its nice and yes, next time I will check everything. Why call me kid? Everybody learns. At least I have the car and can sell it
HAHA HOLY SHIT THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS THREAD??
>"at least I have the car and can sell it"
THEN GO SELL IT. and good luck selling a modded car to anyone with a brain. LOL hopefully you find the sucker in the mirror again.
Tyrone, you can just call your bruhs and give the BMW a good beating like pic related.
Or you just tip IRS telling them OOGA BOOGA QUINQUOONDO IS ON FOOD STAMPZ HOW COME HE OWNS A BMW
Im not a PTSD Vietnam shaken, cocain snoring, STD ridden, divorce fucked Boomer as you are so yeah, much fun to your generation. Sure this isnt so bad but I want some petty revenge.
Also you dont fuck friends over money or shit happens
then it's not that bad. Put in some efforts for an engine rebuilt if necessary and re-sell for profit and go and buy the car you really wanted.
Sugar in the gas tank
Unless it's an m3 the e30 is like 40 years old and worth no more 4500
How do I know whats the better approach? I mean a new engine costs a few hundred bucks. New radiator and install maybe under 1k. But selling it and then try to find a good one? Idk. Both option can cost me more in the end
>instincts bred out of you
Lol. That's not how life works
Nice projection.
I'm actually an adult and I live alone. But still a loser
Not necessarily. Perhaps you can work with what's been given to you. With a fucked engine you have countless opportunities depending on size of the engine bay to put whatever you want in there, or just an engine rebuild. If you bought it under normal price then you can still flip profit by rebuilding it.
>t. triggggered
pic unrel8
>purchase harmonica or something similar
>place near air intake
>????
>profit
just put 1 ore 2 lighter cubes you use for barbequeing on the front left tire or in the grille. easy getaways and by the time they see smoke its too late
Potatoes in the exhaust Pipe. Will cost a fortune to diagnose poor engine performance
Classic Yea Forums. Nice
fucking this
Nice one! God this is what I asked for. Thanks
cool plan and all but once he figures out it's you (which he will) he will just kill ur parents or something equal
bit sad to know with these words i wrecked an E30... oh well fucker probably deserved ot
Accesss to oil? Nope
Hydraulic fluid on the paintwork, it will take it clean off overnight, down to the bare metal.
Cute the niggers breaks and fill the gas tank with cement and water, scratch the paint real good death the panels and make sure to stab the tires on the sides, finally break all the windows.
Every damn time
It does nothing you idiot, stop spreading this nonsense
That car doesn't deserve it. Damaging cars that won't be around forever to get back at someone is infant logic
Long hose on a can of spray foam. Spray deep up in exhaust.
I can't explain how much of an horrible cunt you are. Do anything you want to him, but never touch someones propterty. Especially if it's an BMW E30
U sound like a fucking baby
Says the Yea Forums drewler
lice his tires with a sharp knife, pour sugar in the gas tank, pour hydrolic fluid all over it, it will detroy the paint job. but the sugar on the gas tank is probably the best one if u wanna screw the ingine.
> the joke
> you
> you
> (OP)
>Thermite on the hood is a classic
>watch?v=rdCsbZf1_Ng
Just post an actual link you dumbass.
pour superglue on the car. He'll need a new paint. Repeat as needed
Wrong comment. Someone said he doesnt use it
throw bologna slices on the paint...it will have nice round circles in it
Lol his radiator is prob worth like $300
Far less than you’re gonna pay in legal fees user
Just cut your losses and learn a lesson, you fucking retard
Fucking faggots trying to protect a car. It's just a fucking car, who gives a shit? You were never going to have it anyway, it only hurts the owner. This isn't a one of a kind Picasso, it's a mass produced vehicle. OP got fucked on a car, let him get his revenge by destroying an expensive car.
Caps lock guy is right, even if his delivery is retarded. OP you fucked up and you're trying to shift blame by rationalising that you were "scammed" so you can avoid taking responsibility. Sounds like you're scared of this guy so if you fick with his guy, he will 100% know it you and will track you down. If that doesn't bother you, why not just go fight the guy? Also you're a massive fag xxx