REKT THREAD

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Annoys me when people just walk across the street like entitled cunts

Source? Did this work, and how long would that take? How does it test that the code worked, anyway?

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'Justice'

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Wtf is that?

Lmao Asians don't give a fuck

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I cannot tell you how many of these assholes I see and just wish that clip would happen to them

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Ok that started out boring but I lmao'ed at the end!

it works eventually it can take up to 6 hours depending on some factors. A good locksmith that opens safes and security keyed doors have these. They require different dialing procedures per safe brand and serial. The info is only available to certified lock smiths.

Fake and gay as fuck

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BLOOD UP OR SHUT UP !!!

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No shit dumbass

good

LE UNTRAINED GIRL CAN'T FIRE A TANK ROUND? LOOOOL LE GIRLS AMIRITE?

Why those sand niggers do that?

> i'm rich and i own a car!!!
> so i can kill people because i am in a hurry
lel. i'd pull you out of your metal monstrosity and give you the fucking beat down of your life. pathetic entitled retards

A kid with a umbrella.

M > F

When girls think they're capable of handling the military

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Sauce

Then why did you post it dipshit?

Sauce?

Ah yes, found the prick. For one, why jaywalk when there's a perfectly good crossing a few metres down? Second, you cause stress in L or P platers (from experience), can cause emergency braking and burnouts, and worst of all, dent our hoods. Fuck you.

Wow, he's certainly passionate.

sauce?

#MeToo

got an erection, any aftermath?

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Not the place to sound tough at no one cares about how tough you are plus common sense dictactes a average vehicle weight of 3500lbs moving at 30-45 mph average street speed it's going to fucking hurt so cross where it's designated and when you are legally able to you have auch lower chance of getting hit by one then otherwise Darwinism takes effect

Taking his sister to the crazy house on public transportation. I feel his pain.

Fucking Smart Training technique

>triggered

pathetic. please never leave your moms basement ever again and get your shit opinions off /b

Fuuuuck this fetish. I mean, if it's your fetish more power to ya, but it's not for me. Risking death or brain damage isnt worth the nut

LoL!!! It took me a few seconds to figure out what was going on; but when I did, I did LoL

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Went from sand nigger to just nigger real quick

Incel

Imagine the smell D:

Won't. That's the difference.

That's a decommissioned tank, she's being super nervous because it could backfire and kill them both.

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making some stupid assumptions there.

and now I have a boner, thanks /b

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It's basic. Never let person to grab the doors from inside. It''s mandatory to hold doors from the outside of the frame before jump. If you gave the hestiating person oportunity to firmly catch the frame from inside, then it's really hard to push them out.

it doesn't just risk it, you kill millions of neurons, you need to constantly feed with blood your brain or it will just kill neurons, they get less memory and more stupid every time they do this

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Oh, at least he got down OK

Hahha wtf

HOLY FUCK HE SHOOK THE WHOLE TREE

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Nigger was trying to steal her phone.

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Far better.

That guy's a good dancer.

Holy Fucking Shit this is brilliant

Girls und Panzer, the Netflix adaption

That file name. Me likey

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No you didn't bitch

chinadaily.com.cn/a/201906/25/WS5d11cf92a3103dbf1432a228.html

The rest of the video that has been cut off, most likely shows the sandniggers going through the car for any valuables.

What happened here?

19h - 100'000 combs

was empty

nerve gas

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Agreed, user. Any sack of shit that walks through traffic like this deserves this outcome.

when you think they have all the oil money to build secure soft blocks along the street and just die in a flipping luxury car like this

What the fuck did he do?????

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Spitting on someone's face is one of the worst things you can do. Fucking dude got what he deserved.

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Hahaha that fucking chick raping his asshole!

but wearing selt belts is uncool

live in that country

This is 29x better with sound reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/bpz5qk/its_just_a_frog/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

but apparently they retain their karate skills

Looks lile LATAM that reaction means he raped someone

Kek

Wtf, do chinese people have their kids on leashes?

God I wish that were me

I haven't cried this hard laughing in years. That face when it goes from bad to worse is just comical

This is so sad, but I cannot stop laughing... Why?

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LOOK MOM!
IT'S THE FLYING TOWEL HEADS!

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updooted

KEK

>chinadaily.com.cn/a/201906/25/WS5d11cf92a3103dbf1432a228.html
>they have identified the woman, who only received minor injuries.

Hahaha, tiny dick chinks have no muscles.

How did I know this was in China.

idiot biker meets idiot driver - i'd like to think the driver stepped out of his car and smashed up the assholes bike and then his trainer wearing face. If you cant avoid or stop in that distance then you really shouldnt be on a bike.

He didn't have to paralyze her for that

I started laughing even harder when you realize who's in the basket.

Wherever this is, the owner has been molesting that horse.

that's common in gypsy neighbourhoods

Somebody put on Slayer on the headphones and the beta soy boys didn't like it.

>The info is only available to certified lock smiths.
Pfft. Invented by a couple of dweebs at MIT, presented at blackhat, freely available.

Most safes use electronic locks now that are immune to these and also much more human friendly.

Oh, Gypsy, well then that makes sense.

There's nothing hotter than two-hand strangling a bitch while she turns purple and you're slamming away at her cunt and unload balls-deep in her. That girl there looks like a keeper.

Picture related, me doing exactly that.

Also this is a zero-risk fetish since only the woman accrues brain damage.

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I thought the same, you can see what's happening ages before it does.

GoPro fov is wider so it will fuck with the distance faggot, go outside and buy a motorcycle if you're so confident. Bikes don't stop very quick, and that whole thing was the cars fault

Was thinking the same thing. Biker appears to have had ample time to react but didn't.

Still is not as bad as what niggers would do to each other.

at least the dog licked is balls at the end

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i see TITTY

Mountain rescue from life.

He obviously just wanted to "Karate Chop" her booty buttcheeks but just started off on the wrong foot.

Dumb fuck there is nothing going on in the picture you stupid cerebral palsy having cunt. Slit your throat faggot

>Picture related, me doing exactly that.
I only see a foot and a sweaty back, wtf

because they're shitty parents who don't know how to parent

Did she died?

How the fuck does that happen?

No, but was constantly dizzy for a few days

IT takes a minute+ of no blood/oxygen before you get brain damage. Either the person you're doing it with is a fucking retard or it's perfectly safe.

Bind faggots that you are, look closer. Under the foot. Her face is there but it's dark due to strangulation.

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>implying choking can't lead to blood clots

have you ever seriously hurt anyone doing this?

It just looks like some sweaty dude choking himself.

Ok, So we have a shot of his sweaty back, her feet on his shoulders, his two hands around her throat. Ok that pic I could make out moar.

We are in roughly this position. I trust you will find this clarifying.

No. Sometimes she almost blacks out and sometimes she coughs up a lot of phlegm after in between gasping for breath. But she's okay after.

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Hang in there kid! LOL

>0.12-016
did that nigga lose his arm during the crash or was that before?

>mfw that guy's kid wakes him up with a claw hammer to the face

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you need to be really fucking careful. there's a real fine line between it being okay and it going bad fast.

I don't think I've ever seen niggers mate before...

>zero-risk fetish since only the woman accrues brain damage

It looks like you're falling off a cliff and clinging on for dear life.

>going to jail
>zero risk

Then who was camera?

Child psychology 101...

Argentina confirmed white

>he was acussed of rape

>2011+(current year-2011)
>not using an inanimate object to hold camera for you
>ishygddt

I can agree with your drawing except you need to add moar sweat on your back. But then choking a bitch is hard work, am I right?

I was just being friendly.

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I have the same chair in storage somewhere. It's a solid chair.

Back2reddit

fokkin gibbons

>But then choking a bitch is hard work, am I right?
Yeah actually that screenshot was taken 40 minutes into a 46 minute long video.
Fucking is sweaty work.
I'm also bald so sweat drips off my bald head into her mouth and eyes while I strangle her. Good times.

Dumb frogposter

finally a sport for lazy fat fucks

>inanimate object
So the girl you're choking? But I can see both hands and I expect yours are around her throat?

Biker here and agree. That collision was completely avoidable. Yeah car in the wrong, but bikers come off worst.

so who is the rekt one here?

"do a barrel roll"

ZtZH9f8 join fast dont shate

Women are things, yes.
However I was referring to the fact that the camera was held in place over our heads.
Yes, both my hands are around her throat and I think in the second screenshot she's trying to peel my hands away with her right hand which is why it looks like a hand is coming from the wrong direction.

Because there if they help him they can be sued for saving his life and have to pay them for the rest of there lives. Thats why alot will try to run over people they hit again because murder is cheaper

Man, that girl must really hate her dad.

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FBxwkHm

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Someone post the webm of that scrawny eurocuck who breaks his neck trying to body slam some other manlet eurofag. There's probably about 6 other manlets on standby in this webm.

How do chinks manage to constantly kill themselves with elevators?

You're a moronic woman worshipping incel if you think that women are as capable of these types of jobs as men.

Women can get brain damaged? I thought they exist as dumb as they could ever be.

Cawk in hand ....moar

I was expecting something alot worse to happen

>horse likes a tingle on its bum

OBVIOUSLY THE OWNER IS FUCKING IT

I think you need to get out of the house once in a while.

Imagine almost dying because of your child leash

>black "we ain't monkeys"
>Also blacks

no

>literally outlining the premise of the joke
>still too stupid to understand the joke

This is how to train kids too

wtf is going on here?

it's 8 lines and she's playing frogger just like that

lmfao what a moron

Dumb spic trash getting his gfs gash tattooed on his arm
Both are too stupid to bring a picture so they're holding the bitches legs open for the tattoo artist

wtf is it with china kids and elevators man

negroids in negroidlandia would butcher him at the end

spinny helicopter blades make spinny air below. only one tether right in the middle = spinny lady as well

I'm actually very happy the kid is fine

>allahu acme

*cascet

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usely they hold 2 cords so it doesn't spin, but 1 of them snapped

*casket

allahu snackbar

Going to need to see the entire video, fam.

For research.

I mean, driver was also driving way faster than the rest, and apparently has 0% awareness of his surroundings.

LE epic car beatdown. I'd bet 50 dollarinos that you're some fat spic on a wheelchair. FAGGGGOTTTTT

I'll be honest, not only am I glad the kid is fine, but that he toyed with the elevator like that; that shows how those things work and when they stop working... Probably have a timer that overrides anything related to security... Because China

shithead on the bike had ample time to apply his brakes. All motorcyclists need the rope.

look whose here!

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that's totally not gonna leave some kinda buried mental scarring lmao poor kid

I dunno, he probably got a Legendary Super Asswhoopin when he got home.

ni zu zheng zen me?

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I hope the biker was hanged

wǒmen shuō zhōngwén ba

sicccck fuck, man.

>When people post twich emotes

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Ok tough guy

literally 'brain damage: the game' lmao

>wǒmen shuō zhōngwén ba
Wǒ de guójiā shì yīngguó

No nerve gas here
He is insulated via hoofs. Don't make a proper ground.
Have a nerve gas

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you can't break hard in a curve.

youtube.com/watch?v=0jBcLIkeZ-8

>Adidas uniform
>military

durr russian are a first world country

Animal planet narrator:
And here we see the genus niggaranous. Closely related to chimps and watch as they found into the mating ritual dance. When coitus is over, the male chimp abandons the female to raise the offspring on her own.

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hǎo de, wǒ shì měi guó rén.

>roid rage
>giant tub of protein shit
checks out

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Just a tranny getting its due

Anyone got the one of the one armed Chinese guy in the Mall eating I think a fish or something raw?

You sick fuck. Seek help.

cringy faggots

Jesus FUcking Christ thats discusting

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I didn't know this is a YLYL thread!!!

Because I'm dieing here

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Why the last one didn't shock?

is that the same guy who kicked the shit out of that little Chinese boy and left minimum injuries? Seems like the same mo.

Slut deserveed it

ENOUGH WITH THIS ONE! It's fucking shit jfc!

literally dancing around in the tree like a chimpanzee

I agree especially if they don't give a wave or hustle walk! Better off dead!

autism attack

>molesting the horse
Some horses really love it. They would follow you around and demand the D.

Any source on this?
I'm curious.

Cheapest way to get laid

....I feel like you're lying.

guess that's one way to lose your virginity

you must be some kind of retarded, right?

LMFAO
Hope she died

Niggers these days!

Love the fact that everyone did nothing kek.
Blessed video

Don’t worry. The sand broke his fall. It’s no different than landing in water.

Oh Richard, honestly...

Beware this dangerous psycopath

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Just search for it dude. Mare pussy is the best. Naturally hairless, “winking”, they cum multiple times in minutes, they can adjust to the size of a damn finger, no risk of STDs and no kids afterward.

kek the face looks slightly like someone i know

any more of this bitch?

lost

I was so afraid that someone was going to hit a switch and fry that horse's rear.

These niggers aren’t helping black people when it comes to them being called monkeys. How could you not call them that when they do shit like this.

link with audio?

So what are these faggots hearing that is making them spaz out like this?

shut up bitch

Oh man thats rich....beat that bitch

>Listen to me you fuckin cuck, when I get home I want that big black COAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

probably a girls voice

Feels really feely

imagine the other two if his melon popped off

Disgusting subhuman chink beat down by a nigger. Maybe monkeys have their worth after all.

i'd rather not tbh

dating shortcut

Why? It's not even human. It'll probably grow up cooking dogs alive and running over toddlers in the street.

Bump I'm so bored this thread is mildly entertaining

He legitimately hits like a chimpanzee.

a little chink nigger

Chinese need to be holocausted off the planet

.

kek

You're still a nigger

Never knew the pokemon infernape also existed in real life

My qt3.14 GF.

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gtfo candyass

file needs a better title, like Sand Nigger Jenga

anything else of her?

post vid or more pics

>Thinking landing in water is all fine and not almost worse than landing on land, in case you break bones

Lost

Higher energy potential to lower energy potential along the path of less resistance.

Do you realise how stupid that sounds? Hoves don't matter here, otherwise they wouldn't have the electric wire

i wonder if someone paid this person to draw this, or they just had the idea and ran with it

Lost.

Oh my sweet summer child. Have a nerve gas

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Fucking niggers........

nigger

Shit I'm out :D

nerve gas

Not only in China. Many elevators start after some time slowly closing the doors and they stop only when you use the force to hold the door.

Her initials TH by any chance?

nigger confirmed

How is spitting on someone's face not one of the worst things? It can spread disease you fucking mong. What if that little shithead had AIDS?

I was hoping he would be killed.

brilliant

Niggers.

he raped someone

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Didnt read it.

I love those.

Dumb people with their Smamssphones.

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that is ckearly shadmans work

No one cares

OH YEAH, MORE!

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Cool story bro

I agree. You can't just let that shit fly.

Someone’s got a frowny face

i would love to know what was running through his mind when he saw tyrone standing 2 inches from him

This pisses me off so much for some reason

Keep drillin you piece of shit

What the, he is still alive?

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i can already see who is gonna win the next world war

You mean Jamaicans? I lived in Georgia, Mississippi, and Michigan and I've never seen that

i noticed this too. i think he lost his arm when the car rolls the first few times. you can see their arms sticking out of the windows as it rolls.

She is convinced she doesn't want to do this.

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The fuck is going on in this? this fake? This many people can't give this little of a shit