Walk into your bedroom

you're my man

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I would ask her to bathe in my tub so we can launch a collab gamer girl bath water, it would be called user x Belle Delphine Gamer Girl Bath Water 2: Electric Boogaloo

Use her holes for some weeks, then let her out of my cellar.

Tell her that her fame will fade as she ages. Turn 360 degrees and leave.

Yeah but still hot. Actually prefer her this way.

I immediately stop making this fucking thread over and over again then I kill myself.

Tell her to get the fuck outta of my room and put on some fucking clothes. There are no fucking women during epic gamer time. You also must achieve optimal comfort during gamer time which requires clothes.

i would also make food for her since my job is working in a kitchen. I'd work all day and come home then work for her pretty much and do whatever she says, every payslip i get from work immediately goes to her to spend on what she needs and i can ask her for an allowance

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

Shit man you belong on b.

You are one desperate little fag. Consider suicide.

im sorry daddy t-take my wallet

Never asked for your wallet little faggit. Some of us work for a living and don't live off of mommy's allowance. Once again consider suicide and release that burden off your mother's shoulders.

dude i live in my own place and have a job working in a kitchen i said this already. now do you want to beat me up and take my wallet or not uwu

Jam on it..hee hee..

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Still would, she's got a pussy

ha

Used to watch the wall trippin my face off. That's a experience

She's literal perfection in the human form. Her big eyes. The way her mouth angles curve upwards. Her chippy nose which reminds of a really beautiful small boy. Her butt/hips to waist/tits ratio is perfect. She's original and artsy and into DDLG and anime. What more could one ask for in a girl?

I bet her armpits smell so good haha.

Nice album but I don't know how I'm supposed to identify to a rock musician.
Wish you were here and dark side of the moon are better.

>She's literal perfection in the human form.
She's a camwhore so by definition not perfect
>Her big eyes.
Trick and makeup
>The way her mouth angles curve upwards.
Fake and makeup
>Her chippy nose which reminds of a really beautiful small boy.
Gay
>Her butt/hips to waist/tits ratio is perfect.
It's pretty good
>She's original and artsy and into DDLG and anime.
Lmao roleplaying
>What more could one ask for in a girl?
Anything, she's mediocre at best and since she's a camwhore far below average 3/10 at best
Not wife material

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Let's agree to disagree, sir.

Reminder that Belle Delphine became famous because PewDiePie promoted her.
What did you do Felix?

Not again. How do you keep getting in the house. I am getting a restraining order.

Rape.

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I’d make her eat my asshole

this thread proves just how many actual homosexuals are on Yea Forums right now

belle delphine, whether you like her or love her, is a fine female specimen, to say you wouldn't fuck her given the chance is just pure faggotry

edgy cocksuckers know this to be true

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honestly mothafuckin true

get out the thot spray

More like what did she do to his dick?

So you are a faggot if you won't fuck any half decent looking girl at every single chance you have?
Sure she is fuckable but she is also an annoying thot and i wouldn't want anything to do with her even if given a chance.

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>really beautiful small boy
When talking about how good the girl looks
You alright there buddy?

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Nothing probably lmao

I have a bed room and not an attic dwelling? Awesome, how did I get that rich?

With an enraged erection.

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SHINEI

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I'd put that sexy E-THOT in diaper and have her blow me till I came in her pretty little mouth.

her.
LOL.

Make her eat an entire bowl of eggs.

Underrated

Not introducing anything we didn't know already.

>In the beginning God created man and he was perfect.
>Then God Created woman and he thought to Himself
>Fuck...
>This thing's gonna need makeup.

Grab her head with both my hands and lick her face from bottom to top

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Not the same guy but ill take your wallet... now cook me something spectacular or ill decapitate your cat on livestream

Well I'd chain her up and bottle her piss to sell to her fans

It's the most rational option

Call police. Intruder.
Stop this campaign.
All day this face. All day this advertising for her site and her money begging.
Kick her out

First I would ask if she would like my mom to get us chiky tendys

Underrated pt. 2

Drag her out and throw her down the stairs

Strangle her with my bare hands. Take body out to the woods and throw that shit in a creek. Sit back and watch all the retards cry about her and look for her forever

>perfection
>needs braces for fucked up teeth correction
choose one

This.

well id rape her....obviously

best

*goosebumps*
I just made cummies

It's not rape. It's sexy time with babe who just needs convincing.

Are you sure? Have you seen it?
No you haven't, its always tucked

>>what is a Ball Dolphin

>its always tucked

that's one heck of a tuck job then.

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USHYAAAAAAAA

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>Turn 360 degrees and leave.
Are you fucking serious?

Fabricated and homosexual

I'd politely ask her to leave. Who enters someone's room without meeting them? Rather rude.

who the fuck are you grabs bed room gun and kills this creature your welcome guy as i become a hero of man kind

I'd put her in a diaper, tape it up real good, and then place her in her bed and let her sleep real nice without a worry in the world

newfag alert

Jesus Christ.. those faces

Look asshole, I'm not a newfag. I have been lurking for two months now so I know what the fuck I am talking about, okay?

>360
You would walk towards her, fucking dumbass.

Kick her ass out cause I don't want the herps.

Finally, someone who gets it. That's why you should rotate 2pi radians instead

no u

i take my spellbook and swap body with her

Outstanding move

>t. true capitalist

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Belle Delphine on your bed
>How do you react?
I would run because she is a diseased tea sipping nigger.

burn her and my bedsheets so i don't get herpes and she can't spread it any further than her charred corpse anymore

I'm still not buying your bath water, or your private Instagram

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Small dick soy boys.
I see no slot C user

do newfags/summer really not understand the turn 360 degrees and walk away/michael jackson moon walk reference?

>I see no slot C user

kek

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I don't like her little girl aesthetic. and I used to think she was a boy for a long time

Tell her to GTFO before she gets herpes on my shit, and if she doesn't then I fuck my PAWG girlfriend in front of her.

beat her to the near-death state, call cops and ambulance, say i didnt see the burglar, hence the injuries. many years later when im old, release video of me beating the shit out of her to the net.

>Take pictures.
>Sell them to losers on the Internet for $50/pic.

Bitch! Get back in the bathtub and start making me more money! Sell, Sell, Sell that bath water!

>I don't like her little girl aesthetic
Faggot.

Summer is especially hot this year

>gamer girl herpe water
kek

best boi

she is a lesbian

What the fuck do you want?
How did you get in here?
Please leave before my wife wakes up.
Have a good life of whoring yourself to sad gullible retards.

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