Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm so fucking tired of girls I don't understand them

>Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm so fucking tired of girls I don't understand them
>They say they want a boyfriend, so I ask them out, but then they reject me. They are so desperate but they think so lowly of me they reject me. That hurts, man. And they try and do the bullshit "you're a nice guy and all" but if I'm so great why did you reject me, huh?
>I try to style my hair nice and I'm pretty handsome (my whole family agrees). I am not a beta, in fact I am a class clown who knows everyone. I also am not afraid to stand up for people. I'm everyone a girl could want and yet they always say no.
>I'm not like those weird guys or incels, I'm genuinely a good guy. So why do they always go for a guy with less personality and half the looks?

>Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm so fucking tired of girls I don't understand them
>They say they want a boyfriend, so I ask them out, but then they reject me. They are so desperate but they think so lowly of me they reject me. That hurts, man. And they try and do the bullshit "you're a nice guy and all" but if I'm so great why did you reject me, huh?
>I try to style my hair nice and I'm pretty handsome (my whole family agrees). I am not a beta, in fact I am a class clown who knows everyone. I also am not afraid to stand up for people. I'm everyone a girl could want and yet they always say no.
>I'm not like those weird guys or incels, I'm genuinely a good guy. So why do they always go for a guy with less personality and half the looks?

Ah boss, this is a fine copypasta
*muah*
How old are you btw?

I'm both haha

Maybe if they'd let me unzip my pants I'd be more sexually attractive. But nah, let's go for the guy who could get a boner and you'd never know. My looks and personality are incredible, trust me I have multiple sources. I want a girlfriend because it's kind of like a rite of passage, and also because I feel entitled to one. Now before you paint me as some incel or sexist, I'm neither. I just have the firm belief that if ugly men are out there with wives, I deserve one for being 10x better market value wise. Any woman should feel lucky just to be in my social group. I'm popular at school, to boot. I just don't get it. I also get good grades, A's and B's, so I'm not some douchebag. I think girls don't like me because...I don't know. I'm not a sexist, I know girls aren't dumb, but with their choice in lesser quality men sometimes I wonder what's going on upstairs lol.

I'm not a narcissist, my confidence is just really good. I've gotten that before, shut it down real quick. Killed a guy or two. Jokes aside, I don't have an over-inflated self view. I just know my own worth, you know?

Elliot Rodger the sequel

It's not a copypasta, but I wish it was. This shit is really stupid. And I am 18, last year of high school. What about yourself? I smell a freshman. ;)

Because you're in the basement jerking to rekt videos

Okay how do you get a surveillance camera down there?
Seriously though, you got me there, except it's my bedroom and it's rekt AND gore. And yeah, occasionally I'll imagine doing something like that to a cute girl I see. But do I actually let that affect how I act? Nope. Nobody knows my secret fantasies and nobody thinks I'm a weirdo. I can tell, trust me. I've seen how people interact with the weirdos of the school.

Fuck dudes. They arent so pickey

I'm not bi but if I was you bet I wouldn't waste my time with this shit

Also how can girls be too picky to date me? Like I said, I'm the best guy there is in my area.

Post selfie w time stamp faggot

This is why I’m still single. This place fucks you up. I’m an attractive single female who has some fucked up views on the world now thanks to stalking this shit. Kill your self.
*insert tits or GTFO below*

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How short are you

6'1 bitch

You got me for a good 2 seconds there buddy. You thought you were slick.

Well then you must be ugly. Or smell bad, have shitty teeth, put too much product in your hair, dress like a dip shit, or act like a total douche bag. So just go kidnap yourself a wife cause you go on Yea Forums. You’re fucked dude. We all are.

What the fuck is a good guy?

No no OP, you got it all wrong. You see, women DO want a boyfriend. They just don't want a loser like you. Does that help?

I'm not o.o, but that's really fucked up. Why bring a life into this universe just to make fun of them? No wonder why school shooters are a thing

Very handsome. Smell great, use quality soap. I brush after every meal, even after lunch at school. Yeah, I have braces, who fucking care's it's not the 1970's, people with braces aren't automatically ugly. I've had these for a while and about to have them out so my teeth are perfect. Like I said earlier, I do a good job at my hair. It isn't greasy or overly treated. I dress classy but casual, meaning my clothes don't come from Walmart but I don't wear business clothes to school. I act like a very good and respectable human being. I could go on and on about how amazing I am, but then I'll sound self-absorbed. Lol I kinda am, but that's only natural since I put so much effort into being great. I gotta relish in it.

Any guy anything like me ;)

just totaly normal everyday life, nothing to see here.

damn ur right bro u really got me there :'(

all that means fuckall unless you post a selfie.

I've read about half of this thread and yes, you do come across as a massive loser. One who has a high opinion of himself in an arrogant way. Girls don't tend to like that unless you're rich and/or good at sports. Honesty you're probably trying too hard and coming off as a try-hard. You need to relax and try to get to know them first, then go on dates and what not.

>you’re saying I should become a beta?
>posts the most beta thread of 2019
Kek

Sorry, it's just I keep this in most of the time and never get to write about how much I love myself. I really don't mean to be so arrogant, but eventually it just comes out. I love myself and wouldn't want to be any other way.

If you love yourself so much why do you want a girlfriend so badly?

Time out are you 16?
> I do a good job at my hair

I cant tell if this is intentional cringe, or just bad trolling. Its either there is something wrong with EVERY female or you dibshit. Survey says number one answer on the board...its you, you fucking incel

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>I'm not like those weird guys or incels, I'm genuinely a good guy. So why do they always go for a guy with less personality and half the looks?
bait

There is something wrong with every female. It’s called estrogen the crazy molecule. But OP also needs help.

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> I've self suppressed myself so much

Trip really hard on acid
Trust me

Honestly most girls are looking for something they lack in their life. Whether that's motivation, confidence, righteousness, etc. You have to make them believe you have that thing they're missing. I dated a chick older than me for 4 years while i was a wagecuck. She was hotter than i deserve and I'm a fatass. Yet she was desperate for somebody so sure of themselves without being an obnoxious faggot about it, because of how uncertain she was in life. And it gave me confidence to pick up other girls. Once girls get that feeling that you offer them nothing, it's gonna be damn difficult to rebuild yourself in their eyes. And it's hardly ever worth it. If you're such a catch what do you have to offer them besides returned affection?

This is what OP is not understanding. He thinks because he brushes his fucking teeth and gets good grades, he deserves a girlfriend. The only people who give a shit about stuff like that are literal faggots. It's obvious OP doesn't understand how women work or what they find attractive.

Ask me how I know you've never spoken to a girl before.

>I'm not like those weird guys or incels, I'm genuinely a good guy.
Thats exactly what an incel would say.

High school I take it? Most decent girls aren't into casual sex or dating, they detest anything that challenges their chastity, and will stick with anyone in their circle. I think you're targeting the wrong girls.

Okay but here’s some real advice OP so listen up.
If you want a dumb obedient chick just flash some money in front of her. If you’re tall and rich you can get yourself a bimbo.

Now. If you want an intelligent female (which honestly why would you) it’s not going to be easy. You’re going to have to do a lot of work. Start by working out and just spending time with her. Get to know her on a deeper level without ever making a move on her. If she makes a move on you reject her and tell her “you want to take things slow but that you do really like her blah blah blah.” Then after a month maybe more you’ve got to go shopping. Get some rope, duct tape, and a couple of blankets as padding for your trunk. Tie her up and throw the bitch in there when she’s leaving work (cause you should know her schedule by now) get her to your place and then the real work begins.

It’s going to take a lot of patience on your half and you make over time need to attend her fake funeral. You’ll have to brainwash her via hypnosis or simply win her over with time. For you see, despite a woman’s IQ none of them are intelligent. They are all irrational creatures. Every single one of them.
>No seriously all females go crazy once a month. It is biologically programmed in to them. It doesn’t matter how intelligent they are. If they are designed to have children then they have estrogen.
> Estrogen = Crazy
This is why trap porn is so popular now. All females are crazy to some degree. It can’t be helped. It’s the estrogen. So go find a girl you like.
Stalk her for a while.
Get some chloroform.
Knock her out
Put her in your trunk
Convert a spot in your basement as her cell until she’s been fully converted.
Hypnotize her for a while.
And then you can start yourself a happy little family.
You could also just get a sex doll. They’re cheaper in the long run.
But you’re probably just really ugly.

Kill yourself.

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If you're bringing up the conversations you would normally have on this platform in good company...you done goofed.

>I'm not like those weird guys or incels, I'm genuinely a good guy
lmao

This nigger is on fucking 4chinz and he thinks he's a "good guy", the delusion lol

Can't I also want the love of someone else?

18. And why, is that a bad thing? Sorry I don't cause snow days from dandruff.

Wow, it's almost like I think about this every time it happens and I've already thought long and hard and I'm doing absolutely nothing wrong!

I do need help.

Okay fuck can't argue with that

I am cool, collected, understanding, have a part-time job and get money for mowing lawns every now and then so I can offer them adventures every now and then if they prove to not be a golddigger, I have a good social status which means they will too, I could talk for hours about anything she wants to, I basically can't get why they don't want that.

These relationships never last. And then they end up a mess. And I offer to help them because it's the right to do, and I comfort them.

One time, I "accidentally" touched her breast. She didn't seem to notice, but that was only natural. She knew she wanted more but was suppressing her desires. Just like I suppress my love for myself everyday so people don't view me as a narcissist. I went further eventually, grabbing her waist from behind when we were in near empty hallways walking to an after school club. She blushed and asked what the hell I was doing. She thought it was a joke. I told her I wanted to see how she'd react. Not a complete lie, would she still be my friend if she thought I was a creep? she was still my friend. So I got closer and closer to her, pretending to be this creep with small increments. Now she knows my "intent". But she's only 5'4, she can't possibly do anything to me. She just stays my friend out of fear now. This test was purposeful because she isn't the type to tell others besides me about my feelings. Yeah, I planned this all for a while. Eventually I will corner her and ask her why she had to conceal her feelings from me. I will admit to not being a creep

>Why don't girls want me I am great?
Narcissism wafts off you like B.O.

and just say i was a physical manifestation of what you can become when you say nothing

the bitch will understand but avoid me, and ill make damn sure she doesnt make others think im creepy

I may even get some sex out of it, who knows? Worst thing is she posts on some feminist blog about it, of course anonymous and not using my real name

alright im taking the bait - dont be so nice, if you're literally the "best person ever" and you're "always there for anyone", imagine this from a girls perspective, she will always know that you're an availability, she could always try to be with someone else and then fall back to you as a last resort, so dont be a nice guy, only have a few close friends, be a fucking prick and man up.

Nice try, everyone knows chloroform kidnapping is a meme and date rape drugs are where it's at. also, see below, I have a little experiment going on myself that isn't an edgy joke.

You do realize what you're describing is literal incel behavior right?

Beta 10/10

Thanks, I should have known I was too good for my own good. I gotta make myself a rarity, my qualities should't be for everyone. I put up with bullshit all the time for nothing, they take me for granted. I'm deleting so many contacts, deleting my Snapchat, etc. Gonna not talk to most of these losers after high school. Thanks man, I should have known.

Incels think girls are some stupid aliens and that their crusty asses deserve sex. I don't deserve sex, just mutual romance. That's not incel, that's human nature. I've worked hard to be ideal, so it's only fair.

In all likelihood, you're not a challenge, you're not interesting and the women you're going after are superficial and once you're in a LTR with them, will dump you, especially if you're a good boy. The type of women you're after in all likelihood are attracted to a narcissist. A narcissist is one that can never be won over because they're constantly playing mind games and making women frustrated. They love bomb, they do the push and pull, they make the woman submissive. As long as they're physically attractive, they can do whatever they want to the woman and the women will keep putting up with it because they're dumb as fuck and or damaged.

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1/10 for trying you fucking retard

but if the girl doesn't like you or thinks you're creepy regardless of what you think of yourself, it's not mutual romance dude. If you like a girl stop trying to cop a feel lmao, find out her interests and taka her out or something lmao you say you're not an incel but your descriptions of what you do and how you describe yourself are 100% incel

height and weight?

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Oh God that's like a dream come true, finally these fuckers calling me a narcissist will be right
That actually sounds really fun, thanks!

Trust me, with my high standards i will find a flaw in your pics.

I don't think you will be attractive, and for all sakes and purposes youre fuck ugly until you prove otherwise.

Sound like an incel to me

You're not a real girl so who cares what you think? I don't need you people's approval, if you don't trust my detailed responses I'm done, who cares? I tried to be descriptive about why I love myself so much, but you don't believe it. Big whoop.

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Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't need to post that "youre attractive" on a an anonymous forum.

Fuck off ugly.

Topkek

I love how the same people shaming me for doing that also repeatedly asked me if I was attractive or called me ugly.

Okay child there has been some actual good advice on this thread.
You’re fucking 18, wait till college dumbass. You’ll find some dumb drunk bimbo to suck you off. But 99.9% sure you’re ugly
Pic or GTFO

>my whole family agrees
my sides

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Don't blame Yea Forums. I view it for keks. I'm quite successful with getting women. I dunno how I get em but I won't argue.

I don't want a drunk bimbo, but after seeing that narcissism advice I will be able to get even better than what I was hoping for in high school. It's always the anonymous bitches, they're too afraid to say who. I could do it for ages...

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>I'm pretty handsome, my whole family agrees
>whole family agrees
>family

dude, you try way too much. or you aim too high. Pick a girl that you think of as a 7/10 or maybe 6/10. Go out with her for a while, forget that thought that you need those 8-9 chicks, since most of the time they are dumb ass bitches that think too highly of themselves anyway. And learn that when you trade down, meaning the other person is trading up, that YOU hold all the cards since you care the least about the relationship.

Get into that mind set for a while, learn how the world works faggot.

You, like the narcissist advice person and cutting ties advice person, are one of the few helpful pieces of advice in this thread. Not only am I too nice, I also am too simple-minded at times. I really should have considered dating world economics more, thanks for the info!

Now about that girl, she's useless now. Anyone know what to do about my useless experiment?

Just remember, these tips are only good if you want pussy. If you want a decent LTR, I don't have any answers as I too am looking for some quality pussy that I can put a ring on it. I know it exists but our society breeds narcissists and they're looked up to.

Perhaps after 5-10 years of running around pussy, you'll hopefully find a happy medium between being a full blown narcissist and being a nice guy.

>female
Dilate
Also show boipucci

You're confusing causation with correlation here. We come here because we ARE fucked, it's not like this place is making it much worse, it's just a fun place where we can come to be sad together.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks for a great morning laugh OP!
youre fucking retarded!
ohwell, time for breakfast and then gym. (two things youre not doing)