Odd celebrity crushes. I fucking love Kate Micucci

Odd celebrity crushes. I fucking love Kate Micucci

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maggie gelenhal or however its spelled

Kristen Schaal. She should be ugly, but she's so adorable...

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I get that. cute af in Stranger than fiction

who dis?

You're not wrong.

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Joey King

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Ooooh, yes

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I get that. I worked with her on the set of Fargo

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Is it bad if I say Lena Dunham?

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gross

Well I'm fappin now...

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Lord Fawful

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I think she cure
she probably gives very warm cuddles and you could meet her brother if you date her

music is bad
didn't she get her nude leaked or is that another case of a girl who looks a lot like her

Dumb cunt

Jewess in Ash vs Evil Dead

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Ewwww you fucking subhuman.

yes

YES! Lapkus all day!

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she's had nude scenes already but a private picture did come out, here it is

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I wanna plow her till I can't cum no more.

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Looks like a Child escaped from a Pakistani refugee camp

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You forgot Charlene Yi

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I only like Hayley Williams when she has a penis

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I think she's cute as heck.

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you are a man with taste, I would fuck her fat sweaty ass until the room stinks

Blake lively in a simple favor

She can drown me in a lake any fucking day

I'm with you brother. Would marry.

Sauce?

Every room she has ever been in probably can't get rid of the stench.

would stink as soon as she walked in so you ain’t got much to do here

who shops a dick and forgets the balls

I quite agree user

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maybe it's cold onstage?

I got to sniff her used panties.

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Yeah she is

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LITERALLY DISGUSTING, you're a beta
AVERAGE GIRL, YOU'RE SOCIALLY ISOLATED?
HMM, GUESS YOU'RE SOME POG SPECIES OR SOMETHING
AVERAGE CRACK WHORE

DAMN THIS THREAD IS CANCER

>Kate Micucci
You are not alone. She is the voice of one Velma D. Dinkley, sexuality personified.

Easy on Netflix

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Completely agree

you know you aren't forced to be here

WHATS YOUR AGE? 58?

Do tell..

shes hot tho

Thanks, bro!

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Still, what a beta males itt. Those women are literally worse than your retarded sister but I guess the closest possible women lives 50miles south and is not even considered a woman.

Daily reminder, you're not meant to come close to people

I bet she’s a huge anal slut.

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oh no, my self esteem, you sure showed me, time to change my life around, u r soo smatr

Well, she just got hotter then

found the sperg

I had a dream in which she was a local prostitute and I throat fucked her violently until I busted a Guinness World Record sized load directly into her gullet

I was dropping her off at the airport a few years ago. I pulled the car to the curb and she told me to park and bring her bags in while she got her ticket.

I parked and notice there was no one around. So I quickly opened up her luggage and near the tip was a pair of black satin panties. My heart was racing but I quickly sniffed the gusset. I checked the tag, size 5. Then I snuffed them again. They were musky. I think she must have changed before I picked her up. I zipped her luggage up and brought her the bags.

Oh, how I love you, Aubrey...

worded poorly but i agree with the sentiment

Hot. Super fucking creepy, but hot.

Satanist trips, however. If you have a crush on Micucci you're done. It's like having a crush on the (by far) ugliest girl in class.

>sperg
As if most of Yea Forums isn't.

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you're telling me you wouldn't wanna fuck an ugly little retard and tell her "you are a fucking ugly little retard" while doing it?

Are you a fan of Nellie?

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Yeah, that's the point of this thread. Weird looking chicks that you find oddly cute anyway. Are you retarded?

You're taste for women is disgusting and even creepy. You're that kind aren't you? Crushing retarded and handicapped girls so you can be their busdriver and grope them. I've even seen a Lena Dunham crush faggot. LENA DUNHAM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND. LENA FUCKING DUNHAM. I would more agree if one said that he is in love with Planet Ham.

LENA DUNHAM = CUTE

how to explain this Jimmy, you seem to have a certain condition...

Lena, nobody has a crush on you.
You're the only one in the world who'd post this.

You're a garbage bag full of pudding and you molested your sister.

Those tits!

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I don't think she is, personally, that's irrelevant. You're missing the point of this thread.

Nahh user there is nothing weird about that she is adorable. Especially in that episode of big bang where she keeps on trying to master escape her date with Raj. Fucking hilarious. Fell in love with her instantly.

This dude sure is triggered to buttmad land.

Oh, fuck yeah

You're not my supervisor!

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Unironically

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Lena Dunham is objectively hideous, though.
There is no redemption.

She is walking diarrhea.

She was so HOT back in the 90s

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Was her character supposed to be slightly retarded in that movie?

i'm just imagining listening to her prattle on about new york rich girl shit while squeezing her love handles

Lena Dunham might be gross compared to most of the women ITT but she has undeniable sex appeal

This square jawed bitch

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She was supposed to be naive

Saw this when I was a kid. Fell in love.

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Lol no.

oldest crush I have

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You'd love her in The Heart, She Hollers season 1

I fully agree with all of these, partially with a few others.

She's still pretty hot, bro.

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For some reason I've always had a huge crush on that ugly ass black girl from the Bernie Mac show

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Kesha?

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I know you haven't been here that long and it's clear that you like this place, it changes people, I know you are trying to contribute and that is good. it's ok to not know how to act. I personally lurked for 3 years before posting. Guideline is 2 years. If you do this you will help the quality of content here by learning how to not shit up a perfectly good thread. Got it? now please fuck off faggot.

Totally I was about to post her, she is cool

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LOL who is that? She reminds me of a penguin but she's still turning me on for some reason

I can’t stop crying, so random. So good. Kekkkkkkk

Hell yes.

Eh this isn't that odd she's really fuckin hot.

I love her voice

Am I the only one who finds Jessie J irresistable despite the fact that she's objectively kind of a mess?

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Love this awkward weirdo

>undeniable sex appeal

>undeniable

you don't know what that word means.

you want a dumpy 3.5/10 to yammer on like a fucking idiot while you manipulate her lumps?

you could do better than Lena, bud.

>undeniable
watch me deny that shit, you fucking deviant.

her nude scene
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Her hair is so cute. I wish I could fluff it.

Well it wasn't

always been into her

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SO. Much. Yes. for Fairuza

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I adore Tina Fey

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She was fucking cute, not like these other oddities and misshapen waifs.

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This chick. She's not that attractive and yet I want her.

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Wtf shelley long has never given me a boner before

Boring. Basic bitch

Major crush back then, I still hit that love the crazy ones

dude that's young michelle trachtenberg

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Unf forgot about her I'd let her fart in my mouth.

My odd crush. Don't know what it is.

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When she was young. Time has not been kind.

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She's on her way back to a healthy weight really cute.

Any recent pics? I don't know her name.

she's rich, cultured, a successful writer

all that adds up to sexy, sorry

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Nice try Lena. Go rape your sister some more and let the men talk.

wow damn she was 100% raped while on whatever dumb fuck star trek show she was on

look at her body language before vs after

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actually its you who is Lena

please stop feeling so down on yourself, I would hit that girl

Bitch with as much body hair as I have, I might be, but I haven't as of yet raped any kids, so no.

But yes, please, hit her. With a fucking tire iron and don't stop until you're spraying pink mist into the air with each blow.

AAARGH her teeth!

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babe, i know you're a good writer who wants to do new things but you don't have to pretend to be a Yea Forums chud just to attract me

Lena, stop this please

How odd. Why would anyone be attracted to this comely, voluptuous woman? You are a weird one, user.

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I badly wanted to bury my face in her ass when I was kid.

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Jane leeves. God i want her. I dont care if she is 55 or 60.

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Ensign Sonia Gomez.

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Cant remember name but shes from that euphoria TV show

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She has a weird nose though and kinda reminds me of a velociraptor.

If she gets back to a healthy weight, she'll be cute as fuck.

Casey Anthony

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Holy Shit that was her?

Yep, doing Total Recall got her fired from TNG. She was supposed to join the regular cast as a sort of comic relief, but only lasted a couple of episodes.

She's cute, that's just a really unfortunate photo

God that's sad and fucked up. She was so HOT.

Shut up 'oldfag' idiot and go spank your monkey on Lena Dunham.

Bet this faggot will end up as a rapist.

Did they at least warn her about starring in edgy scenes? What happened to her after her firing?

You're a total mess. A girl like her will never be available for a loser like yourself. Do you even realize what a delusional loser you are?

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Zoë Kravitz The one spreading her legs

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gr8 tastes

Definitely Lady Gaga, if you count that as an odd crush?

i'd eat her ass

Fucking loved her since I first set eyes on her.

Thank you. I jerked off to this thread

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Too much crazy for me to stick my dick in.

wasnt there a deleted sex scene in ash vs evil dead?

Yes. Super hot and funny. dem hips.

Any more?

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Especially in American History X

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My homely Brit crushes. Photos don't do them justice.

Olivia Coleman and Anna Maxwell Martin.

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holy shit
you win

That's Mike Tyson's daughter

Hell yes, nigga. Both cape fear age and starsky and hutch age she was completely bangable.

It's not a great picture of get but she is cute

Sorry I can’t get it up to leftist assholes who hate the color of my skin.

Screech does it for me.

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the whole board is and has been cancer

get over it already

And Laura Carmichael (Lady Edith) from Downton Abbey. I have a thing for English/Irish/Scottish women...

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Oh fuck yeah. Let’s get really weird and do a threesome with her and Anne Hesch.

just google "skeletor"

Fuck her, wolf Haley robbin em.

From Olivia is best Olivia. I’d like to shoot some pixels into her. ;)

I admire Terry and his ability to fuck literally everyone.

Hnng, Bebe Neuwirth, I'm with you on this one

criminally underrated

Fuckoff pedo

I’d like to fuck the shit out of her and make her cum so hard that she questions being a lesbo.

Lol, fucking Pennywise eyes.

Her ass in eurotrip, tho... would breed.

My problem is I actually would crush her...

damn that's more horrific than any rekt thread I've seen

Would’ve fucked her in zombieland 1. Would still fuck her in the sequel.

nice

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Damn. She’s breedable.

Schaal, Gyllenhal, Lapkus, absolutely.

Lena Dunham. I think she's hot, but also detestable self-righteous idiot at the same time. Would fuck if mouth was taped.

I’ll have to admit even my crazy fetish has a limit.

I’d fuck Jodi arias, tho...

Kekkek

Yup, wood fuk.

She’s the kind of crazy who would rock your socks and make you cum like a freight train, but then you’d have to fake your own death and move to Belize to get away from.

>t. Guy who lives on the beach in Belize.

Very

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*TRON! Fucking phone.

Nice.

Sooooeeeeeeee here pigg pigg piggy

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she's never been weird, always insanely hot

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The problem with Ms.Schaal is her voice is the same as Louise from Bob's burgers. And that's gonna be very distracting while we are fucking.

Best one so far

Calisto was never caliente

always hot

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I would hate fuck this woman for ruining 2 seasons of Buffy

Oh that’s exactly what she needs. Me ramming a bunch of glitter into her uterus with my cock...

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fuck yes

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Hell no. You enjoy user, but that’s a hard pass for me.

My nigga.
My sex dream is to go back in time to the 80s and have a 3way with Shelly long and Olivia newton John

Look up Abella Danger
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My cats got shit on its tail.

I’d love to get some 1980s Molly ringwald, myself...

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How bad are your genetics when even being a fat pig leaves you with nonexistent tits?

moRe

And?

Araceli Gonzalez. Best Argentinian MILF, at least I think it

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You missed posting the part where she has sex with a black man

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Nude in the presence of a black man.

Bad news, user. She’s tainted.

Top Gun Volleyball Scene

youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

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Fuck yeah. This bitch looks like Tim Curry. In different parts. Do not want.

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keep your homosexual pepsi ads to yourself

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Phoebe Waller-Bridge from Fleabag and Crashing.

Homely and hot.

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I’ve always wanted to breed an Olympic gymnast...

YESS!! I had a stiffy through 2/3 of resident evil thanks to her.

Fuck yeah. Jew broad City!

Fuck this leftist slut. She should be exiled to Africa.

*i came*

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who that?

It's Melanie Chisholm from The Spice Girls

seriously ?
Sporty Spice, Melanie Chisholm

Yes

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her in the craft all day

It was probably in her contract, maybe she though it would be okay as they were prosthetic titties?

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she cute

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Joey

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kekek

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she looked so good in mallrats

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She's hot as fuck

yes, that huge tits, when i was kid there was sitcom, i forgot, she was young and fucking hot, tits were huge, sticking out

francesca martinez

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yea, my nigga

what a selection of jizz targets

she got better with age

the fuck outa here

look at that tits, just standing perfect like that, no amount of drugs, alcohol and dick couldn't bring them down
hand down to lindsay

Show was called Just Shoot Me

Such a cute nose :3

Ever since 500 days of Summer

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I want to hate fuck her if anything. Would absolutely love to bust a fat load in her and then cut her off completely and leave her to deal with the abortion on her own.

Would smash her until she couldn't walk properly......

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Between recovering and having literally the sweetest personality i would absolutely crush on her hard if i met her irl.

Fucking lost.
Well played.

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She could give you a handy with zero effort

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She looks alot better now

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You know that she fantasizes about being fucked by aryan cock.

Bayer

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I hate Joss Whedon for ruining 10 seasons of Buffy.

nothing weird about liking her. She's fucking fire.

I hate her voice so much

and she's not even a jew

kate micucci is a fucking weird alien goddess

Bad news, boys...

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ideal woman