I just got out of prison after being locked up for 10 years. What have I missed? Seems like things are a lot different

I just got out of prison after being locked up for 10 years. What have I missed? Seems like things are a lot different.

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i missed u baby, come here so i can give u headpats ^--^

Will you pat my ass instead?

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no sorry, that's a bit far :/

Fine, I'll shove my own fist up my ass and rupture my prostate.

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you picked an okay decade to be locked up

the world has gone mad while you were jailed

moot left, Hiro moved, in Fappening killed Yea Forums, 2016 election killed /pol/, a bunch of other stuff

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you can't tell us you were in prison without also telling us why

child molesting

It's really seeming like it and maybe I should just not use the internet anymore.

I went to prison for a video I made.

No.

Also INB4 it wasn't anything to do with children.

What kindof video gets you ten years,, isis beheading video? You isis bro?

op timestamp translates to 02/04/2019 @ 12:33am (UTC) debunked and whomptopped

Its obviously a new hard drive and he just downloaded his favorite oldfog memes to it

That anime in your pic is no longer relevant

i miss desu

Missed:
Amazing 10 year economic expansion and Bull Run in stock market
Dolan Drump now presdident
Memes are now reality
esfores was borned
Dororo showed us what kino truly means
AND you can now become one of the worlds richest people because your sister knows how to suck&fuck black dick really well, if you manage your social media presence properly
Pretty much all the celebrity starlets now have "leaked" nudes and sexy stuff, and act shocked like they're victims. It's pretty interesting.

OH, and you can ONLY be a democrat or a republican in the US. You're only allowed to be a democrat if you believe transpeople and illegal immigrants should be catered to at all costs, abortion is good and should be encouraged, straight white males are the ultimate oppressors and should be kicked in the balls and shamed daily, and Donald Trump is Hitler. You're only allowed to be a republican if you think foreign children coming to america should be locked in cages without a toothbrush or their parents, all regulation is bad ESPECIALLY environmental protection, abortion is literally a warcrime against humanity, Donald Trump is actually Jesus, and Tucker Carlson is basically speaking truth to power.

Oh, and yoga pants is everywhere now. If you comment about how weird it is to be showing off your vaginal crease in public like that, you are an incel, a pervert, and trying to oppress women everywhere. Check your privilege. Also, never be alone with a woman because you will go to prison or get fired.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

they ruined the monster hunter series with World
and shinku is the best rozen maiden doll

Your fortune: Average Luck

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God I sunk so much time into the Wii and iPad versions of that fucking game.

So much time I'll never get back, just trying to make swords out of dead dragon parts.

the classics are still fun and i stil haven't started the high rank quests

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Sorta like when you were in prison huh bro?

I'm not OP tho

what video was it? what happened?

You trying to disrespect me bro? Gotta keep my rep up round here bro, you trying to get shanked bro?

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if by get "shanked"
you mean "my dick wet"
then yes I would very much liked to get "shanked"
thankies!

You missed Kill La Kill the greatest anime to ever exist

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I already told him, he missed Dororo, the most kino anime in recent history. Don't muddy the waters with just "good" anime.

Someone should lock you up for being a blatant contrarian

good thing this isn't the PRC...

dubs
A lot of bullshit

Unfortunately, DESU went out of style.

However, feelsbadman frog exploded in spread and became immensely popular. There has been a shadow war going on Yea Forums for about 4 years now between frogposters and Cirnoposters.

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this is just pure autism from Yea Forums, nothings new here

It might be autism, but there's no denying Cirnoposters have owned frogposters at every single turn.

owo

cringe nintendofag

maybe on other chans, but cirno is pretty much relegated to jp these days... and she's not even that popular there right now.

On the other hand, this AMERICA bitch...

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