fluffy thread
spilled sketti edition
fluffy thread
spilled sketti edition
And then the skinless foals are gutted, washed, lightly battered and deep fried. A skilled street chef can accomplish this before it loses consciousness. While the skins are sold as cell phone accessories, the foals themselves make for a nice snack after a night of drinking.
(I mean, why not? You're just going to puke it all up anyway, right?)
Excellent
Fluffy posting has been shit since McGonagall stopped making art
"Any of those foals have good colors we could sell?"
"Not really."
"Then toss 'em in, boot fuck the bitch in the head a few times and wash that unit out. We need it for the music festival tomorrow."
He was a fuck. Tried to start a patron for fluffy art and when he didn't get enough support he just quit.
We're gonna make fluffies great again, believe me
Damn lol
I wonder if this would work irl, be it on a human or any species for that matter
Probs not but who knows?
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?
A - To prove to the fluffies that it could be done.
We need more pillowfluffs in this thread
'Eh few ok colors but nothing really valuable user'
'Pwease nu huwt mammah babbehs nee mammah fow miwkies and wub'
'Plus you wanna listen to that shit for a month till its big enough to sell?'
Sperm is produced in the testicles but stored in the epididymis (the lumpy part where the testicles and cord connect) so their would be freshly produced sperm there, but depositing the sperm blood mix on the outer vagina would make it somewhat unlikely for it to successfully reach an egg. But not impossible
Not to mention that with their body weight pressing down on their rib cage and internal organs, they would develop respiratory problems and digestive issues. The lack of mobility fuels their depression despite appearing happy to their owner until their brains shuts off and they go into the "wan die" loop.
Ah well. More where that one came from down at the city shelter.
Thats just it though Ive never seen a happy pillowed fluff. Where did that myth get started
Dunno. I learned it from the old fags. They say that a pillowfluff will act happy whenever its owner is around but will actually be miserable and depressed once the humans leave it alone. For some reason, nobody has ever noticed this depression side effect on their safe room cameras so pillowing continues to be a thing in the fluffyverse. Then again, do you think many owners would rally for banning pillowing even if they knew that removing their biotoy's legs caused it distress?
I miss Dust.
The art is fantastic - that and I love the surreal/eldritch horror meeting idiot fluffies.
Here's some more for ya
how are these rats so tough but also fragile?
I remember talking with her about the idea that Hasbio couldn't make fluffies happen with just regular genetic engineering so they called upon dark entities for help.
That's a great twist on the subject.
Do you know what this whole BOZDO thing is about? I've seen some of the old commentary on the booru and I'm trying to piece together how it started as a meme/topic
Mostly up to individual headcanon and whatever the story/art requires.
IIRC, Bozdo is one of The Great Old Ones (like Zalgo on Yea Forums).
wacky
Any idea who came up with it at first? Or was it one of those spontaneous community things that everyone riffed off?
No clue. It's one of those things that was already old by the time I got into fluffies.
What a shame, I feel like there's some good community lore in there.
I saw some comments blaming the russian part of the community nobody understood when they first started saying it and it evolved out of there, no other confirmation though.
The torture effused upon fluffies by thousand eyed things that lurk in the incomprehensible corners of the universe - uncaring and hungry.
Well this thread took a turn for the bizzare
I seem to recall Dust and I talking about the deal that Hasbio made was that in order for a fluffy to be born, it needed the soul of a human child. This was easy at first because children die all of the time in third world countries but soon, the demand for souls outstripped the supply. Without souls to use, whole litters would be stillborn. That is, until Hasbio allowed the entities they'd made the contract with to use the souls of first world children.
After all, we do need to keep our profits up for the next quarter, don't we? Remember, there's going to be a rush to buy Halloween fluffs and Thanksgiving fluffs and the all important Christmas rush...
Delicious.
I like the whole concept that the barriers between the worlds are broken down so things are hiding in the shadows of untrod alleys and the grime of unloved places just waiting to prey upon the hapless little things who wander into them.
And now for something to lighten the mood.
God that makes me happy
I also wrote a story using one of Dust's pics (she drew for another guy's story) where some guys stumble into an abandoned underground Hasbio lab and get more than they bargained for.
Neat, good lovecraftian style setup. Assuming the guy goes crazy and kills himself in the end because that's how all of those tend to end.
Nah, he ended up as a demon anthro fluffy's sex slave; knowing that she killed his friends and there was nothing he could do to escape her.
Come to think of it, I never wrote the conclusion to that one.
You know, I'm not surprised. That's probably the most mlp/furry/internet subculture ending I could imagine. Really fits on that peg.
Some more unimaginable horror!
Weirdbox heaven today, Jesus Christ
I think the eldritch horror abuse and borderline oddities that result in fluffy death are a nice change of pace from the same old 'cut their legs off and stuff cigarettes in their butts' kind of abuse.
Though to be fair, I'm still mad the loft isn't done.
I agree. Sometimes going in a different direction from the norm is more fun because it gives you a new part of the fluffyverse to explore. Exploring the "what if's" are what makes good science fiction.
Thanks! Man wouldn't it be sick and horrible if sperm donation involved just that? Cutting off balls and hoping for the best?
Honeslty, having fluffies that are just self aware enough to feel real shame and existential terror at their own mortality adds a pretty sweet edge to watching it all burn down around them.
Two nights ago was the first I heard of bozdo.
I suspect it's a forced meme, with the originator hoping it will become part of canon, like jellenheimers, but really it's more like Andy's Log or zozzle.
There's a little bit of art for it scattered across the booru - and they have it interact (mostly for comedic value) with the other weird abuse guys like the Ringmaster