Patrick "Mr steal yo girl" Crusius

Take your gay shit elsewhere, faggot.

All I got is this, so authorship is questionable

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Trumps fault

You must be new here. The people on Yea Forums can be a little irreverent at timeNARC NARC NARC!!!!! I FOUND THE NARC!!!!!

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How embarrassing

keep him away from stifler's mom

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>wants to rid texas of mexicans
>shoots up place full of whites
kek

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>Are you the shooter?
>No, this is Patrick

Nigger my sides, my sides they’re fucking hurting.

>Be me
>read this comment on Yea Forums
>hurt my sides with lol

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Holy shit.

>researches crime data
monkaS

Lmaoooooo

Lels the Hispanic invasion of Texas

Is he a time traveler from the 1840s

> Photo by Mohammad Saleh
> Mo Saleh

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Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Considering it reads like a cross between the Christchurch manifesto and the blog of a PoliSci major the authorship is HIGHLY questionable.

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> Nazi thinking Texas was ever not Mexican
> tfw america's cowboys are just a hollywood rip off of Norte vaqueros.
> tfw Texas founding father called themselves Texicans, and Sam Houston said joining the CSA was a mistake
> when burgers are so fucking bland that even taco bell is gaining up
> when it took multiple states and federal propaganda to try to suppress German and Spanish, even outlawing speaking non-English in public, to form the basis of American nationalism
> tfw American still flock to Mexico to taste real freedom instead of corn syrup.
> tfw the El Provenir massacare happened
> the US was so desperate to keep their Huerta-Diaz dictatorship oil safe the called Pancho Villa and Zapata bandits instead of revolutionaries.
> TFW Pershing went into Mexico to get Pancho Villa - and lost.
> tfw This was the actual first flag of the Texicans who rebeled, along with 4 other states, against Santa Anna.

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Too long didn't read lol

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What is the best pasta sauce I can get for under $5?

You are fucked up

Dude it sounds like you would end up missing more people than you kill before you decide to go ghost.

What a dumb little boy.

Do the world a favour and kill yourself

Sure will after I take some little kiddies, kids around my age and faculty and staff lives

Goddamit

I'm looking to buy a vintage turntable from the 1970's. What are some brands I should look for?

Nigga you gay

Hate to say it but he's spitting facts

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Well didn't go through all plans, but surrendered to the police.

/thread

> Quotes "the Lorax"
Kek this can't be real

skipped the part of getting laid guess that'll never happen huh goofy

Garrard, Thorens, Linn.

Better Call Saul is the best TV show ever. Prove me wrong.

It's as if he was raised solely on /pol/ for years

What is the best R. Kelly album?

This was discovered too quickly. This looks like ir was written by a /pol/tard or THE DEEP STATE IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY!!!! I DON'T WANT GAY FROGS IN THIS WORLD!!!!

L Ron Hubbard is the answer

I love dried pineapple

Are you happy?

Have you suffered for beauty?

How nice...

Don't flush away your greatest creation. Please wipe.

No one is. Happiness is a myth.

What?

Underrated post

What are almost all audio components black? I miss the natural wood look of receivers and speakers from the 1970's.

Do I smell nice?

Who is that behind you?

There was a better one from another thread.
>Are you sure this is a Walmart?
>All I see is a Target

Show me your feet.

So he was some angry geek who couldn't find pussy.

The Angry Greek is a good name for a fast food restaurant.

What lesbian hairstyle should I get?

Are you alone?

Fart for me baby.

Are you?

I don't miss the sound of most of that crap, especially early Japanese transistor receivers. A lot of today's kit is also silver.

I enjoyed my dinner. It was very nice. I am happy. I like you. You are nice. It's nice to be nice. I love you.I am weeping.

Well, this was a shit thread anyway...

unironically

I am weeping. I am farting. You are Love. We are love. Don't shave your balls. Pray for Sharon Tate.

I want to eat your love

you have to be tremendously stupid to think this is anything but what it actually is: an angry incel with nice guy syndrome trying to make a name for himself since he knows he'll never get laid.

mi amigo

I think Tate is beyond prayer. Besides, nothing fails like prayer.

How does one get the balls to grow balls if they have no balls?

Holy Fuck.

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Where did Artie Lange's nose go?

Buy an onion, ground beef, a can of diced tomatoes, and a can of tomato paste.
Chop onion and put in saucepan with ground beef.
Saute on medium-high until beef is browned and onions are translucent.
Add tomato paste and mix until evenly incorporated.
Add diced tomatoes.
Add water for desired consistency.
Bring to boil then reduce heat to simmer.
Adjust spices to personal tastes.
Continue to let cook while you're preparing the pasta.

I love to love the junk food. I like to eat the junk foods at sunrise and then have long poops. I am happys. I love you. You are pretty and smart. You are a beautiful lug wrench.

Tandy cheese

Ping flaps

Jimi Hendrix is still the best

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What are you doing?

Well, no...

That faggot is lucky he didn't shooting up the wall Mart while I was in there I conceale carry and they wouldn't have arrested him when I was done with his bitchass

Are the women of lesbians better at the sex than the mens of gay?

I wish my penis was shorter.

Finally an opportunity to use my new meme! What do you guys think??

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top kek

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Patrick "mart shart remover" Crusius

Quit touching yourself

fucking gold. love you guys.

Call me bro

Why do dogs eat poop?

He is the biggest faggot on the face of the Earth
Hopefully he gets raped and killed in prison

Looks like a normal teenage boy.

based ubermensch patrick protecting us from filthy foreign invaders

hopefully he passed on his superior genes through multiple women

T. Terrorist

Master race, indeed.

just speaking the truth my white brother

LOL, my fucking sides

T. White ISIS

Is his butthole gonna be ripped open in prison or is he gonna kill himself?

What a faggot.

just speaking the truth brother

Have sex

sex is the tool of the devil my friend

>Democrat Party
>It's spelled "Democratic Party", shill.
Fake and gay.

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lmaooooooooo

"democrat party"
LOL

needs carrots and garlic

honestly though, there's a similar walmart here in tucson. i never really had any issue with it and because the cheap generic rum was ALWAYS in stock there in high quantity, i'd actually take a scenic drive on the highway and freeways to get to it to pick up 4 1.75 liter bottles so i wouldn't have to bother for a long while but it WAS full of mexican day trippers. they would flood the parking lot with mexican license plates and spend the day in the shopping center, actually filling carts like you've never seen... every single different package of stupid bologna, etc and cheese filling to the brim, possibly weighing 150 lbs and spend 500 bucks on... food? out of the novelty. one time i was just going to the back and there was a dorky skinny mexican looking kid staring at a big screen tv in like 2008, and totally amazed and his fucking mouth was open. i thought about these marshmallows i had passed on the way there and wanted to toss one in his mouth.

anyway, it's like 3 minutes from the highway from mexico, which is an hour's drive from the border and it's basically a mini-mexico. at least you can always find all the cheap rum but costco sells actual bacardi in glass bottles for about the same and i think next time i'll just get a fucking case because my parents got me a card i never use.

at this point, i'll never go to that walmart on valencia again.

cool story brah

>You must be new here. The people on Yea Forums can be a little irreverent at timeNARC NARC NARC!!!!! I FOUND THE NARC!!!!!

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what an absolute fag

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