Claim a nation, and specify a single territory to start on. Tell me what to do and I'll make it happen. Update posts mark the end of the turn. Updates will only be posted after everyone has given their directions. You can only give directions once per turn. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have.
A new war has broken out the warriors of the deep rise again and call our allies to the battlefield
may these false gods fall hard and fast
I advance towards red
>The Bloodbonded >dark blue >Overlord Duck >devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Matthew Richardson
do we have to reroll?
DF fill in central territory
We construct giant pirate hooker brothels for all to enjoy along the way, with beds of hay and sheets of sweat
Easton Rogers
the great green king, aka the three legged one, aka the rape god, he whose girth shall not be restrained, aka the impregnator of nations, takes this party as an opportunity to demonstrate his ever growing phallus his emissaries request fine rum from the deadly farts in exchange for the stinkiest of french cheese
We Okyria call for neutrality by the green rapists, as they know we were offered Germany and are now embedded with the spirit of European qualms.
To the fishy gods I unleash Aiwass, as I did not enjoy the pussyness present in that call for allies. Aiwass is undefeatable and will only stop when the last drop of blood stains the rivers of Europe.
It is not advised to kill Okyrians since we all necromancers.
Jayden Sullivan
Basic Industries moves east into yellowland. Tpd is invited to basic Industries capital to get high and discuss business opportunities.
Camden Turner
Okyria wants to fill the space between the fishcan failures and the orange goo.