Post your million dollar idea and Yea Forums tells you why it’s shit

sexbot

wheelchair with pedals so arms don't get tired

Shrinky dinks but they are usable dildos when they grow i call them shrinky dicks

dude

i lost it

cheddar chug, carbonated cheese drink

I keked heartily 10/10

they exists but are expensive as fuck.
kys worthy idea therefore

I’ve got one, have had it for the last ten years

johnlewis.com/browse/electricals/washing-machines-tumble-dryers/washer-dryers/_/N-afe

blech

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Like many multi purpose objects, itll do both but be shit at either, and need ten times the work to keep it running. Cool idea, shit implementation for sure.

Air Fresh suppositories.
Look forward to your next fart, with many different smells available.

gold

Outstanding.

adult stroller

kek im allmost annoyed someone allready thought of it sort of

kek

serrated toothpicks

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money printer so u always have money.
buy more paper before you run out of money tho.

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two-way petting zoo

Genetically engineered cats to have a bigger more durable vagina

This is already one of the best threads ive seen in weeks

cant i just print more money to buy extra paper when i run out?

i dont get it, nothing seems right
whenever theres a shooting, it seems all the survivors go antigun
but when people get robbed or mugged, they never leave the house without a gun
ontop of that, since crime in general seems to be going down, why would we need more laws in place, as what we have is already working
i'd rather have a mass shooting with 20 dead, and 100 individual deaths to crime than 200 individual deaths to crime
no one seems to be seeing the bigger picture
even if the media isnt directly responsible for shootings, they are fueling it
but at this point, everything feels more scripted than north korean tv shows
take for example kyle kashuv, a survivor of parkland
he's pro gun, and never fit the narrative that the media pushes
and so the media attacked him, and a university rescinded his acceptance
nothing is right about any of this, dont believe the shills

Fold down tray attached to bathroom stall doors so you can game while you deuce

Leather pouch with a big metal antenna next to the toilet that you can plug into your phone for a better wifi reception

Seat pants.
Basically, a seat of a chair with legs permanently attached to a pair of pants. So you can sit down on the go.

A TV Guide-like app, but for radio stations telling you what songs are playing next

I giant potato gun capable of launching border jumpers over the wall without killing them on initial launch. That way more of them die on their soil than ours

i have one of these they work fine..

Genetically modified self peeling bananas

What use would gears be when there's no driving mechanism attached to them? The biggest problem with that thing is it wouldn't be able to turn very well. Or at all.

based

Real life get out of jail free cards

ejector seat for helis

Actually pretty genius. Would sponsor/10

I really want to try that now...

the trough

a machine that silently does a full scale enema in under five minutes

I own one of those. It's like 7 grand.

Edible food from India.

Make it compact and you got yourself a buyer

Self circumcision kit

How do they know when to peel themselves?

You genius

god fucking damn it can you altright fags just fuck off to /pol/ can you atleast stay out of the few old Yea Forums threads that get posted nowadays

They peel when in contact with a human scrotum, then women will need men more than ever

So.. you're like always carrying a seat.
Just w/o your hands.
So you can sit down whenever you like?

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This sounds like shitty idea, but I can't think of argument why it is.

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GENOCIDE

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Reusable condoms

why does it have to be silent kek?

get fucked leftist

have you ever had to do an enema in a crowded house? no one wants to listen to that shit.

Alcoholic baby food, for alcoholic babies and toothless drunks

Too late

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A phone with a changable battery made out of steel, a magnetic touchscreen that's easy to replace, and a physical keyboard.

Dissolvable tampons that come out every 4 hours infused with menthol, thc, CBD, and asperine.

youtube.com/watch?v=wAsi0JwAirw

For when you need to force an enema on somebody but you dont want to alert anyone of what your doing

youtube.com/watch?v=wpQHPLvVRyE

kek they have it in china, video is pretty gay but the translations of the products reviews are fucking gold

Menthol up the vag kek

some kind of motorized saw so you can cut down trees faster.

You make the mistake of thinking its just leftists who find the constant altright shilling on Yea Forums gay as fuck

stiffening trousers.
get into a seated position, activate the stiffener, you now have a seat wherever/whenever you need one

A contact lenses that make you blind

lost again

why bother? just train some beavers

because it gets annoying if you leave it running all day

Pretty legit

It's really popular in China and South Korea. I've had it, it's really good.

Its like Jurassic park but you hunt the dinosaurs on atvs/humvees. Its in a third world country or island so gov doesnt give us shit. We provide atv, basic tranq gun, and 12 shots with entry ticket. We sell extra tranqs, more advanced guns, and humvee drivers as up charges. The habitats are divided up by age groups so the older ones become more of a challenge. Once you tranq and wrangle one maybe you can fuck it or something idk. Also the dinosaurs are children.

Now the key is even if we dont allow the fucking we have hidden cameras throughout the park. After a few years we run phase 2 which is blackmail people for fucking the kids when they thought noone was looking as rich people naturally do.

After a few more years we collect our extortion money and move to phase 3. We compile the children fucking and maybe regular fucking into dvds and sell those on fetish sites for further profit.

The penny-farthing, also known as a high wheel, high wheeler was the best design bike ever and a modern, high tech version would sell millions.

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A glove with a robotic endoskeleton that lets you download and replicate blueprints, so you can become a true drawfag with zero effort.

a world lotterie where every citizen pays a dollar a day-give 7000 people a million dollars a day-make the world a better place slowly. Or at least a different

as somebody who owns a soda stream and has too much free time, I beg to differ

Most people in the world don’t have a spare dollar a day to give away

Kappa

A high pressure belly button cleaner

RVs have these

I came up with solar powered roof tiles 25 years ago but did nothing with it. Elon sells them now.

Yeah they leave clothes damp

start with whealty nations then

Tiny turbines that sit in rainwater pipes. Whenever it rains turbines turn, make electricity.

its been done sorry.

well god dammit

An electric car equipped with wind turbines and solar panels and break generators.

>discord
>.gg
>/HhDaAPQ

insect screens for submarines

dehydrated water in a bag. just add water

Go fuck yourself

I guarantee you never actually made one... Coming up with an idea and executing it takes skill you fuckin cunt!

>expensive as fuck.
>like 7 grand
huh? I got mine for 200€, and these days american petrol bucks are not that far away from Euros.

HAH! lmao

How to you reuse a condom?

After you've blown your load inside, turn it insid out and shake the fuck out of it.

That would solve world thirst

Fingerprint scanners.

Follow some simple recipes on youtube and don't shit in the food when you make it. Even if the chef insists. You're welcome.

The phone idea is genius.
But improvement to the tampon idea: it explodes when the roastie gets mad.

My ideas:
>A tiny bot that constantly goes around on your skin, chopping down hair.

>A tiny bot you can throw on strangers and it will keep going around their body, cutting and pinching them.

>A drone thats also a fire alarm.

Weed carts but they have a clip on them like a pen so they stay upright in your pocket

gold

>806239219
wouldn't work, this creates mustard gas not electricity

Candy flavored tide pods

still thought of it, drew it and all in my sketch book. still feels good and far more that you'll ever achieve normie

instead of penny farthing, call it the bitcoin bike

But you still lose money buying the ink cartridges

Just print the damn pictures.

nice

Hence the thc and CBD to stop the anger.

Lol

Yes it would, you would just need a lot of them and they would need to turn very easily.

Turning easily creates no energy

i like that especially if it could be crowdfunded just with crypto currency

“Double or nothing”
A reality tv show where washed up actors(carrot top, Rosie O’Donnell, Andrew dice clay) compete for a major contract. The competition can include singing, acting, obstacles, anything.
The crowd is served liquor and speed and encouraged to bring items from home to throw at the contestants if their performance is poor.
All contestants must sign away all assets at the beginning of the show and do not get them back if they lose.

they have those, the rotor blades are ejected first

most electric cars and hybrids already generate electricity from breaking. And its not worth putting on solar panels onto cars as they ar such low efficiency at the moment it would take you months to fill the battery. Wind turbines on cars is illogical as they introduce drag and therefore inhibit forward motion and make the car less fuel efficient.

>Asians consuming anything lactose-based
Nigger, please.

I know I'm a fucking genius

I thought Epstein was in jail

Necessity is the mother of invention

Or your ejected out the side or out of a bottom hatch.

Candy Restaurants

Social media based off bitcoin mechanics where your farmed data is sold but you get half the money for it, but if you provide details into certain areas like what products you buy and why then you can make more. Imagine posting on a facebook type app where you make money when you use it.

Could be a market for that for bachelorette parties.

I want the bot that removes all body hair.

This is quote from The Office you retards.

There are underwear that essentially do this.

do you nothing of dynamos? Its a magnet spinning freely inside a coil of copper. The only resistance is the bearing. There's no fucking gears you bourke.

Handjob lane.Blowjob lane. 69 lane. Etc.... Good idea.

Who stole the idea from Archie comics

More or less what SiriusXM is, kind of.

Magnetic resistance retard... There's more forces other than friction. Any load would stop the turbine.

My fucking sides...

parachute that opens on impact

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KEK!

whats the magnet resisting against? Copper isn't attracted it. It spins freely.

Faggot. Soon you'll die at a walmart to one of us.

faggot

p sure i was in that thread

Monotone pitch pipes in Ab 376

drone concrete delivery for construction

Kys commie

That would just increase the price of everything and create another upper middle class

Like this, but with babies

You fucking monster....

Lmao not giving you half of my lifes work!!!!

Stop it!

You mean the Pentecostal church?

Genetically altered tards so they are still dumb but are hot to replace sex robots.

flying drones or truck drones?

lolololol who would want this!

Fucking devious genius. I'm in! How much can I invest?

>Who stole the idea from Archie comics
Who'mst've stole from me

small but many. wheelbarrow size

Kek

guns that have remote shutdown option for gun control.

Holy fuck that's such an incredible sound...
youtu.be/HPTTsbva_aU

I've been thinking there should be a class action suit that demands we all be paid for having our data being bought and sold like it is. I'M AN ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKER

Bucky boi strikes again

its called another person with a gun.

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So you have sex with your mom? Dude... Gross.

rawr xd

Yep that doesn't seem to be working NRA (Not Really Actioning)

I worked in a dispensary and we had weed suppositories marketed for mensuration. Too late fag.

Come and try taking my guns. Please try I so want you to.

How did you like them?

Carbon capture reward schemes

Do they work?

He says cowering in aisle three like a little bitch in a state with open carry laws but noone carrying.

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tooth paste candy

A great wall of america

pic related

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I don't shop at Walmart and I don't live in shitty Texas where all the steers and queers.

A dildo on one end, a pocket pussy on the other.

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Those are engineering samples.

p sure theres toothpaste jelly beans

a stuning-gas spray system for buildings and corporations. the idea is that if there is an emergency and for some reason everyone in the building needs to be immediately disabled, it can be done in a matter of seconds

Jails have those.

I wouldn't subject myself to that.

yeah but that stuff is just extreme mint

There actually should be a candy that looks exactly like tide pods. The moral outrage that such a product exists would give you so much free advertising.

Some kind of Jagerbomb in a can that drops the shot in when you pop the tab.

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Some sort of concentrated activated liquid marijuana so all you need is a drop and you're gone for hours...

Transparent washing machine so you can see the clothes getting washed, a device that you hid under someone's floor that uses microwaves to slowly give them cancer and cook them from the inside out.

That was the thinking, glad someone on he understood.

the more it would work, the more mustard gas, mustard gas s no friend to effective town planning

a gun holster that attaches to the bottom of your toilet bowl for those impromptu home intrusions.

thats known as wifi mate

A transparent washing machine so you can see the clothes while they get washed and a device that is placed under the floor of someone's house and uses microwaves to give them cancer and cook them from the inside out.

An american education system

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A wearable hearing device that mutes the American accent

Hot dog meat in the shape of a hamburger paddy.

Guns that only shoot criminals

A small device that analyses the chemicals in the air and rates how badly you smell on a 1-10 scale.

Low income housing made entirely out of garbage.

Fuck I want that

Why do you keep saying that? - 'Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?

First class section on public buses

Milk with pulp

It's got electrolytes

you have a whole board to discuss politics

Already invented. Its called full fat milk

You mean hud?

yeah, but literally use trash highly compressed into framing/walls and shit.

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It's now against the law to breathe.

It's called "Developing African Nations"

A robot that can think of ideas for me.

Essentially a vacuum with an attachment on the end that suctions around your asshole, and gently pulls your poops out, sends them directly to a septic tank, and then through another hose, a bidet like flow of water, then warm air.

A PEZ dispenser that is made to hold Xanax.

Top half of a horse + bottom half of a car

Google

Why would you need a turd sucked out when you can just push it out?

Work smarter, not harder.

Get sucking on my asshole fag

A device that allows you to have sex.

PooSlu™

>Allows
Want to play a game of rape?

A self driving car that lets you drive home drunk, and only self drived when you fuck up. At the end of the drive the car tells you how well you did

Chunky intravenous peanut butter

Peanut butter that is 100% nuts , kind of like chunky peanut butter but without the butter part, just nuts.

chunky peanut butter but more chunky

Samefag

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ITT idiots think for op

Honestly that sounds like a great idea. Straws already trigger anyone who is triggered by MAGA in the first place, so no real love lost there. However, those woke enough to agree with MAGA will like them. Neutral+positive =positive.

Oh great, so two loads of laundry takes twice as long. Seriously, who the fuck has the money for one of these but doesn't have the space for two machines? Dumb ass idea in that it only works half as well for laundry logistics for the niche group of people that would buy one.

The Fliz.

Let's just suppose that is the guy you're replying to. Would you want to try to take his gun?

Laziness knows no bounds.

That's called Spam.

A buttplug that is also a stashbox

I'm not that fucking stupid. Unless I was armed myself, I would be phoning the police.
>inb4 hurrrrrrrrrr pusssy duurrrrr

I guess it could work if you want to do laundry in the morning and have it dry when you get back home. That's really the only advantage I see. But then it's all wrinkled so you'd have to dry it again on low.

A suicide cruise that teaches passengers how to kill them selves while cruising to international waters, and a on-board crematorium and burial at sea. The bodies could be delivered (per laws of the land) for an extra fee

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Whoa there spaz, not even the point I was making. Dude posts about not wanting anyone to take his guns and you post some 'Murica iz fat pic like a fucking retard.

That's not bad. Would be a nice way to go out, seasick, and with food poisoning.

rectal tool kit

Good idea for sneaking that stuff into prison

where can I buy this?

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it's bologna

I posted BBQmericabro because he said the most American thing you can say. Stop taking everything so seriously.

Ok but you'd still fall over no matter how stiff the things got.

a million dollar idea can't be shit if it gets you a million dollars, dehydrated water used to be a thing as a gag gift, it had instructions "just add water"

Water and electricity towers for impoverished areas. Powered by solar and wind, they would have branches that would be cooled under freezing point, capturing the moisture from the air and condensing on said branches as ice. Ice can be turned to water. Excess electricity captured in batteries.

Home lobotomy kit GREAT IDEA

that's one of the questions they gave us at the beginning of our engineering course in uni, with some very basic calculations you can see that it would generate sweet fuck all energy

State ID issue booth.
Allows those who are homeless or indigent or have lost their ID to obtain ID and get back in to the system. Additionally the booth can provide assisted suicide and corpse disposal.

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why not use regular solar pannels?

Burgers for dogs.

smth like this

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Wait, your washing machine doesn't do that ? lol, you live like a fucking thridworlder.

it's lenz's law friend, the electric energy is taken from the kinetic energy of the rotor

With what paper ?

so your invention is gluing a dehumidifier to a battery?

This bike, but make it a unicycle.

They exist, but they're not literally cards, and only the rich can have them.

Fuck...

"Spontaneous peel outburst in aisle 4"

Oh, you mean like a century ago ?

The penny farthing existed only because 19th century roads weren't very flat.

I use to work in surgery, and we have little suction devices to remove saliva while you're under.
I always wanted to have something put up your ass, so when you fart it's sucked in a compressed container you can let out in an open location (or under your wife's sheets while she sleeps).

Then I realized it'd fuck up your body, and be a pain in the ass to remove when you have to poop.

Great idea. Gonna rob the generators out of your pipes, by the way.

how come I keep seeing gay meme videos showing up on my youtue reccomendid this guy soucld slike a cock sucker

youtu.be/zRTeitYov5M

I talked to someone who thought it'd be a great idea to genetically engineer real life catgirls.
I said "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Cats are already irrational dickheads and women are even WORST! Imagine the DISASTER when you combine both of them!!?" He was pissed at me for ruining his fantasy.

You're doing great, shill.

nobody is going to watch that

An easier way of program than fucking JavaScript or Unity

On a very steep hill?

Please no, but it might be nice

Kek

Carbonated milk, mixed with pasta sauce powder

Adblock plus for television

Fuckin lost

Not even commenter but your a faggot lmao. You didn’t achieve anything drawing a shitty shingle in your diary.

Fag

a specially designed hook for pulling out those massive rock hard shits that get stuck in your ass when you don't poop for a week.

The magnetic poles will fight against rotation. It's how motors work dumbass. You have the poles with the highest attraction wanting to keep that attraction and the rainwater trying to break that attraction. It's not some magical floaty thing that doesn't conserve energy

Saving 15-20% of your income in a tax advantaged retirement account

Underwear that lets you shit yourself without staining the underwear

when you run out you can just print off more money and buy paper idiot you dont have to worry

fucking this, the fact the expect mentally ill people who are living in the street to be able to keep hold of their ID to get any kind of assistance is fucking retarded

im twelve and what is this?

too late

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This should be a daily thread

Hamburger earmuffs

now there's a million dollar idea, finding a way to get all the faggotry off Yea Forums and back to their containment boards

Samsung already made that

more like penny farting

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A toilet which is linked to an extractor fan under the rim so it sucks the shitty smells straight out of the bowl.

Reminds me of the old days of b
Makes me smile

Are you retarded?

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They're called "women"