Yea Forums Risk
Claim a nation, and specify a single territory to start on.
Tell me what to do and I'll make it happen.
Update posts mark the end of the turn.
Updates will only be posted after everyone has given their directions.
You can only give directions once per turn.
Feel free to ask me any questions you may have.
Does anyone else remember game of Yea Forumsros?
I member
All of it.
German.
whats your name and color?
The Peaceful Disciples
Orange
Start in Constantinople
Idk when turn 1 starts but once it does TPD push east into Turkey
Bump for more players
there we go
sorry MS paint kinda sucks
ill start turn one when there's at least 2 teams
Eagle Riders
Polish coast line
Red
Plop me in the middle of the baltic states and give me a dark red color
The red nomads
Does this count as my first roll or do you want me to reroll?
The non-rapists
Green
All of Morocco
user you gotta update every ten minutes at the minimum, otherwise it will be midnight before we even fill the map
is this good?
youll have to pick a different color, red's taken
ill let you have that
here it is
sorry about that. im actually an american, and im having to look up all of these places
Lol it's okay, thanks for being the GM. Let me know when it's okay for TPD to go again
Ok
Make it the yellow nomads and make the collor yelow
you can give some more directions
were on turn 2
The Eagle Riders push to the south into the Polish heartland.
Perfect.
Green here.
The yellow nomads push up into estonia
TPD push south into Greece
got it
yellow nomads, and the color is purple
any directions before i post the update?
The yellow nomads go north
okay ill post the update then so were not all waiting for TNR
TYN go SE along the river
The Eagles take the tree territories on their border near the riverbank, and the rest they use to expand west along the coastline.
TPD heads southwest into greece
i think the non rapists dropped out
TPD fills in turkey
The Eagles take Denmark.
TYN make make a general push towards moscow
i think youre basically in moscow
TPD fills in Greece
Basic Industries starts in britbong, light green plese
Fuck make that brown, basic Industries always goes for the brown
A general push not spearhed straight to to it
Anyways TYN head North of the newly aquiered lands
new player enters the frey
>The Bloodbonded
>dark red
>Overlord Duck
Start me in upper Italy
red's taken
add a different collour of red then faggot
The Eagles take what's left of Denmark and continue pushing west along the coast.
welcome
sorry bout that
cant do that
make it dark blue then
Basic Industries pushes south
TYN fill in the hole in the empire
TPD grabs the islands to the south
The Eagles continue to push west along the coastline.
Claim green, name: Gruno; start in the north of the netherlands
good choice
like this?
doing that spends 9/10 territories acquired by the roll
the rest will go for the next turn
greens already taken
The Eagles continue to push west along the coastline.
Basic Industries claims the sheep fuckers to the west
Seems fine
TYN head to finland
TPD pushes south to the holy land
Join vc
>discord
>.gg
>/HhDaAPQ
i think thats our first dubs
frick
No
TPD pushes north around the Black Sea
Basic Industries proposes a treaty with the eagles. Eagles head south and allow basic Industries access to france? Basic Industries will not attack eagles and will assist eagles in combat when required.
First dubs was previous update
TYN go SW
Eagle Riders here. It was fun but unfortunately I'm going to have to retire. Thanks for being a good host OP.
My first time playing this thing, how does combat work?
Dubs baby! Basic industries claims the south of bongland
So eagles grant basic industries sovereignty over their territories?
expand around where i started
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
this is the shit i live for
i'll take over Eagle Riders
"slightly lighter blue" on the right side of the arab sea
Teal, i forgot to mention
OP can decide to do what he will with my empire dominating the Northern European coast.
can i have it pls?
No probs my dude, basic Industries respects your opinion far more than workers rights.
an unknown entity stages a coup in the Red eagle's capital starting a civil war and spliting the empire in two.
You can play as the Eagles if you want to.
Civ 2? A man of culture perhaps?
never played it
uh oh
aw
see you eagles
just specify that its an attack and ill make your territories overtake someone elses (if your team is already occupying the required adjacent territories)
we might do a roll giveaway if they dont respond
the arab sea? i dont think thats on this map
i think i got everything
let me know
Same happens when you take a rival capital with a large empire, pretty cool twist here maybe.
sick thanks
shit does that say aral or arab? am i being a dumbass here?its on the right side of the map
Basic Industries claims remainder of wales, and heads east in bongland
anal
TPD goes to surround the Black Sea
expand down to the gulf of lyon
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
TYN keep pushing west and invade into the Eagle's teritory
Red Eagles play passively and peacefully, hopefully TYN is just moving through, we mind our business as we head northeast towards greenland
devil trips of fungaming
how about a military coup of green non-rapists after their decadent leadership spent all tax income on trap porn and failed to bring prosperity to the nation
renamed the rapists under new leadership and push to take gibraltar strait
Basic Industries offers non aggression pact with tyn? Stop at Germany and allow basic Industries access to France.
TYN here we agree to the deal and will keep pushin untill the elba river
oh yeah thats aral
ill drop and entity in reds heart, but you'll have to work on splitting it in two
you mean sweden?
sorry about the delays
Agreed by basic Industries. Godspeed tyn, basic Industries is here if you need us.
Wrap around the aral sea
>slight lighter blue
thank you my man
Basic Industries claims all appropriate territories in east bongland.
Take the tile to close off the way down to italy, then complete the island of sardinia.
if more tiles left then go down italy
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
TPD moves south into Egypt to secure a steady food supply.
TPD also sends delegates to the Yellow Nomads, recognizing their independence and offering gifts of fine woven tapestries
green rapists continue to advance through iberian peninsula toward pyrenees fueled by slave labour from north african heartlands
UE starts a push towards denmark
TYN push west conquering any red teritory on the way
Blue
Team "Deadly Farts"
start in very south east
thats a really bad place to start, my man
>slb
join this fucking server already
tFwnzTy
green rapists offer elephant mount as personal gift to overlord duck in exchange for favourable trade agreement on shellfish aphrodisiac to fuel raping spree
I welcome the green rapists at my court with their elephants and accept the trade agreement.
any ship is free to sail n fish in the westeren mediterranean sea under my protection.
didnt quite make it
welcome
complete sardinian island
take italian west coast
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
TPD spends territories this turn expanding syrian and israeli holdings
Team deadly farts
spread west along the Persian gulf
wait so is anyone in control of The Red Eagles?
finish the wrap and (hopefully) move south
>slb
we have plenty of dirt, which is nice
TYN push S of the easternmost teritories of the red eagles
Basic Industries claims all territories remaining im east bongland, any additional territories to be claimed in the Irish potato fields.
green rapists expand out to mediterranean coast of iberia
Th UE pushes N and into sweeden
devil trips of usurpation
Deadly Farts
Spread north along border
just made it
gotta wait until next turn
head south and try to close that very small gap between the caspian and.. whatever is on the other side
>slb
Team Deadly Farts Wraps around the Persian gulf with the ultimate goal of securing the seas and establishing a pirate base
Complete the rest of Italy
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
Satanic trips means basic Industries
Basic Industries claims last territory in east bongland, and claims appropriate territories in north West France.
TPD expands further into Greece and Macedonia
TPD sends delegates to Bloodbonded, offering gifts of fine turkish wine and cherries
TYN folow the kuchuran river to the black sea
green rapists claim balearic islands to take advantage of trade agreement with the bloodbonded then if any left over expand along mediterranean coast of north africa
UE citizens in a rebelious frenzy overthrow the leaders
UE is left ungovernd
Deadly fart diplomat here, seeking the allies of the great 'slightly lighter blue' nation.
Shall we be brothers in arms and have pirate ships?
green rapists send crates of surplus rape babies to bloodbonded in order to fuel their (presumed) blood rituals as a token of appreciation. the green rapists are a literal people
fuck yeah. water rules
>slb
New nation called "Vikingland" starting in Norway.
Hey Yellow Nomads, your orange friend to the south might need help with these pirates if they start to get aggressive. We would not forget your aid.
Portugal and Andalucia, pitch black.
like this?
very close
i guess ill just give the red eagle's territory to whoever gets the next dubs
ill give you purple
its the only color left
all colors are already taken
purple is the only one left my man
YN here we would love to forge an aliance with the orange faction
We are Okyria, a land of dark magic and necromancers.
Black. Says the dude who obviously doesn't understand Yea Forums....
kinda, keep going and close the 2 tile gap and then fill in the rest above
>slb
if this breaks out into war, were fucked
TYN settle the other side of the river and keep going
Vikingland
Conquer more of Norway
or at least it was until vikingland came along
Basic industries claims all appropriate territories in the potato republic of Ireland.
New nation : no more room for new nation's?
Purple then
You can take over the purple's or reads
team deadly farts
stretches straight west along the bottom of the map in hopes of connecting the empire to the red sea
TPD moves into Egypt
TPD is determined to avoid war for as long as possible, we will only attack these oriental barbarians if they attack first
green rapists continue to claim mediterranean coast of iberia up to (but not past) pyrenees mountain range and fill out westward if extra
go north into the alps
we accept you gifts and offer the same protection on the sea as offered to the green rapists
gifts well recieved and used for our dark plans
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
Purple is taken
Update on Okyria:
We sacrificed two virgins and a Saint to kill the leadership of rapists. Now rapists are uncoordinated and prone to the attack of necromancers.
Will also offer 20% off in killing any king firstborn child.
Yeah, sure, our black magic ancient civilization, named Old Ones and feared throughout Europe and the Gibraltar Stretch does not exist.
Resistence is futile.
we sacrifice the leader of this cult for the glory of the fish god
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
The Peaceful Disciples seem a little... unsettled... by these developments.
Good thread guys
fish good
my friends, no need for concerns, this heathen was killed for reasons of scheming against all the overlord.
As long as respect is shown towards the allmighty devourer of the sea all other believes are allowed.
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
Yes, well... we are tolerant of all religions and do not wish to show any disrespect to our noble neighbors
eh?
right?
you have rolled a 69
this has earned you 10 territories that can be placed anywhere on the board
would you like you revise your plans, or use the territories as normal?
Basic industries offers a pact to greens. Halt at the spain/france border, and we will assist with the conquest of Italy?
TPD finishes conquering the Nile delta
go east and fill those tiles up, any leftovers go north
>slb
Vikingland
More of Norway
The king of YN breks his dick while having anal gay sex and dies of an infection. The yellow nomads are left without a leader.
Team Deadly Farts requests additional pirates to join our empire
We Continue our march to the west to the red sea.
We establish pirate ship factories along the way and present one to our noble orange neighbors as a gift of peace
Basic Industries claims all appropriate remaining territories in Ireland. Any additional territories to be claimed in north west France as op sees fit.
place all 10 of them at the north of england, this means war
for this roll go south in england
i call forth my allies of the green rapists to attack the scum of basic industries
green rapists close pyrenees and spread north along coast of biscaye on a rape crusade toward basic industry dogs
forgot
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
heres the actual update
now ill start doing everything that was said after "(not the update)"
Oh! A gift. For some reason we thought you were hostile. Would you like to visit our capital and sample our hospitality? We'd be happy to establish trade and diplomatic relations.
>TPD
The Unnamed One rebelled against the ancient Fish Gods and is now throwing plastics straws to all the Atlantic Coast.
Rapist greens are succumbing to magic tainted necrosis of their lower limbs, and a hord of undead is marching towards the Pirineus.
You have besmirched the decency of basic industries. This will not be tolerated. Basic industries will give its northern French territories to the first who assists basic Industries in this unprovoked act of war.
OP question can we convert religions so all of my empire changes colours ?
unprovoked?
you were trying to get my allies to turn against me.
such an act can not go unpunished!
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
in response green rapists send a "princess" to wed basic industry noble but she has secretly been raped by africans and will soon bear their young
We give our orange neighbors to the west some of our best wine and crops. Lots of watermelons, too. Hopefully we can create a new era of peace in these hostile lands.
>slb
The Unnamed One is one of our Ancients in Okyria. The other two are the Bearded Deacon and Aiwass, a demon who infested the body of the oldest ancient, whose name is not known in common tongue, and which is only permitted to be addressed by the remaining ancients.
Because Aiwass is so unstable, he remains constricted by protective magic of the Coastal Mistresses and the Order of the Dawn.
Attack Okyria and Aiwass is released.
Aw snap how did you know we love watermelons? Thanks man, I hope your empire prospers and you have many healthy sons
Basic Industries has no class system, no names and no identities. The child will be allocated a number and job dependent on its strengths in the workplace. Please let basic industries know if it can assist in maximising productivity in your factories.
it appears our cunning plan has been foiled by an utter lack of understanding of basic industries culture and we have merely supplied additional labour units for your factories
almost there
oh wow this is interesting
i might have missed something
frick
did you forget the image OP?
bruh sound effect #24
you certainly missed something
im a little disorganized
Basic Industries will not tolerate this violation of its sovereignty. Advance to counter the threat of this dark blue scum.
Vikingland requesting an alliance with Deadly Farts, since Vikings basically are the pirates of the north.
Our only term is that we are not to raid each others ships nor rape each others women.
In return we will give some of our finest ships.
anyways, lets move south a bit and take like, seven tiles? hopefully? the leftovers, once again, go north
>slb
Vikingland
More of Norway (and maybe sweden if roll is good enough)
The Fish god shows no mercy to basic industries and sends it best warriors.
keep taking industrie land
and OP ur doing great
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
TPD expands into turkey
TPD also gives one territory each to slb and the deadly farts so they have access to trade on the mediterranean
TDF spreads along the red sea up along the border of our orange ally
As our two nations meet, We present to them 72 beautiful virgins for their leader to with as he pleases. And also a really cool parrot who drinks whiskey
green rapists continue rape crusade across basic industries territory in northern france however our crude fishing vessels are not yet capable of crossing the english channel so any potential surplus expansion must occur elsewhere
This is an official basic Industries fuck you to the dubs of dark blue. Well played sir.
green rapists continue to tolerate mad ravings of religious zealot in order not to appear necrophobic. we're rapists, not bigots
The allmighty devourer of the sea was on our side. if you had not disrespected us this would not have happened.
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
chad rapists
DUBS FOR GOLDEN AGE
nice roll
even better roll
got it
oh shit
Basic industries propose a truce. We will embrace the fish god if you allow us to keep our territories, allow us to civilize Scotland, and join you in the conquest of Scandinavia?
Vikingland
More of Sweden, starting from the north
take the tiles to east now. that should look satisfying
>slb
We will indulge in sacrificing your rapist little children for the glory of our Gods.
Plus, you can't like sacking without sack.
Basic Industries rolls for Scotland, dark blue is to be allowed to keep it's midland territories.
Deadly Farts moves from northern most persian gulf tile straight up in a line to the Caspian Sea
Along the way we capture wild horses and eat them raw with out big pirate hands, as they are no good to sail the seven seas with
this truce is accepted if the territories in france are given to my allies the green rapists for comming to my aid.
I expand more in north Italy
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
TPD pushing north into Europe
green rapists claim 2 remaining BI territories in northern france but still lack suitable watercraft to cross the channel and have heard word of peace talks so instead begin to ~thicken~ their french holdings in honor of...
their new king, finally old enough to take the throne after his predecessors were murdered in a religious plot
Agreed. Basic industries looks forward to an era of prosperity for both nations. Hail the fish god.
Dark red, communist revolution in bavaria, check 'em
for the coronation of the new king we send a gifts of ships filled w slaves, riches and blueprints of boats to make a stronger ally
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
All colors are taken user
reroll
Add some more, all other risk threads have added colors reeee
is that the new king in the pic? if so, hot
like that?
nice
you barely made it with help from the peaceful disciples
is that everything?
yeah we're all full
you could try joint leadership with another nation
Basic Industries will share naval technology if the greens allow basic Industries to civilize northern spain? We expect a non aggression pact, and will aid greens in military conflict where possible. Hail fish god.
Vikingland
More of Sweden
yeeees, YEEES, now take the other tiles to the west! Leftovers go to the north
>slb
green man, aka almighty leader of the green rapists, aka the great inseminator, aka his emenence swingin' dick pee hands the third, devourer of shellfish, conqueror of the french basic industries, the elephant-dicked king, thanks overlord duck for his generosity and applauds him for his swift and decisive military maneuvers
Basic Industries rolling for mid bongland territories. No blue territories to be attacked, any remaining to be north Scotland.
take land east of the river Rhone, also the tile in center of italy that is still white, then expand into sisily
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Deadly Farts
Spread North Along the Orange Border
Build a wall along the way providing +20,000 defense to all border tiles
TPD filling in the area around the Black Sea. Also we host a massive party for all leaders in our capital, with good food and better drinks.
we come to the celebration, meet the pirate lords of the east, have friendly discussions and a good game of cards
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Basic industries salutes tpd, basic industries does not remember attending said event due to intoxication but had a good time.
We Okyria offer Green Rapists the usufrute of our land in exchange of cerimonial dark magic rapings of virgins for our wildest and obscure objectives. In return, we gift your new king a giant cock and could eventually be persuaded to release the aiwass, if and only if our religious practices remain untouched and respected as the master religion in your empire.
Furthermore, and to prove our hospitality, we offer you a feast of boiled deer, infant blood wine and guacamole
green rapists continue their conquest of france to widen their connection to the northern french territories
naval technology has already been aquired from the bloodborne but the offer is accepted nontheless as we have come to respect basic industries after implementing some of their methods to improve our rape factories. besides we dare not enter northern spain at this time for fear of religious uprisal
rip too slow
Vikingland
More of Sweden
TPD fills in territories around their european holdings
now to complete it, take the other tiles to the east! leftovers go north, as usual.
>slb
Basic industries rolling for remaining scotland and Ireland territories. Any remaining for northern spain. Hail fish god.
You fish God followers are vile strategists and your thought incursions towards northern Spain may very well make your sorry scaly God end up in a can.
i said east of the river Rhone OP but leave it as it is now
fill in the open spot of east of the Rhone w this turn, then further sicily
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Deadly Farts
Take our newly acquired northernmost territory and move east, wrapping north of our SLB allies
Basic Industries declares this statement heracy.
very close
so to be clear, yellow, red, and pink have dropped out?
TPD wants the few remaining territories around the Black Sea. Any leftovers go to North Africa
this
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Yellow nomads don’t quit. We will push east through the territories that we are currently enveloping.
Basic Industries rolling for last territory in Scotland, remainder in north west spain. Hail fish god.
Vikingland
More of Sweden and maybe Denmark if good enough roll.
Yeah, pretty sure they are afk or something.
take those four tiles to the south and then go north
>slb
this map looks very interesting
the green rapists begin to claim territory along the southern edge of the tagus river toward the atlantic
If this is true Okyria claims yellow and is based on the remaining terrain on the Iberian Peninsula
rerolling
Better yet, Red.
as their homeland is intruded upon by the fish god following basic industries, perhaps the followers of okyria could be allowed free passage through green rapist lands in order to begin a religious coup of the eagle rider nation, long since abandoned by its bourgeois leadership
Does Vikingland have any chance of making an alliance if we convert from Old Norse Religion to The Fish God.
Basic Industries respectfully requests the opportunity to deal with the bourgeois elite itself? The elitism condradicts the entire philosophy of basic industries.
my orange brother to the west, I offer you 100 pirate hookers and 10,000 gold coins and a really cool parrot for this one piece of land so that my people may freely sail the black sea as the pirates we were born .
You may pass freely, of course, with passports in hand
oh shoot sorry about that
haha the compass
like this?
i think you're a bit too far away for that
you'll have to go down through some other territories to make this happen
you've still got 4 territories left for your next turn
you'll just inherit whats left of red
are there any relationships im missing?
aslong as the allmighty devourer of the sea is not disrespected you can follow whatever religion you choose
but for now you can have my protection on the sea if you offer some of ur woman to the green rapist factories as they are my allie, friend and brother in arms
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
TPD claiming north african territory, so long as it's unclaimed
the green rapists have no real interest in such matters as it falls outside their sole interest, non consensual sex. his highness king gangrene the absurdly well endowed was merely playing at politics while recovering from an erection induced coma
i expand north
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Deadly Farts
Fill our territory starting from the north downward , prioritizing territories closer to the orange border
Fill the tiles between our allies, the deadly farts, and the caspian sea.
green rapists continue to fill in around the southern and eastern edges of the targus and the remainder of iberia
I'll then emigrate to the red lands, if green rapist allows ofc, and establish Okarya there.
Vikingland
We will send all of our brunettes as we only want blonde bitches in Vikingland.
Deadly Farts
Please give our neighbors to the east, slight lighter blue, this one territory so they may continue their expansion northward
Yellow nomads would now like to challenge the 4 red territories that we surround.
Basic industries rolling for red territories in holland, plus 4 from last roll. Give basic Industries that weed and the industry associated with it. No green or dark blue territories to be attacked. Hail fish god.
Vikingland
more of Denmark
If it be allowed for us to roam to those areas, we would offer those terrains in exchange for a non aggression pact.
green rapists facilitate the move while constructing viewing platforms on the border from which their troops may observe the likely upcoming religious war during their refractory period
great job keeping this mess together OP
Which colors are available now?
Yellow nomads accept your non aggression pact in exchange for those territories.
I already tried to give you and slb each a territory on the mediterranean but the OP didn't add it. Yeah no I don't want any payment, I'm just happy to help my neighbors and encourage free trade
we thank you for doing this while we take the rest of the unclaimed land in between us.
how about it? Of course, with access to our large farms and manpower in that area. And some of our wine, that shits good
>slb
pink i think
this gift is welcomed as the green rapists rape without discrimination by colour or creed. a crocodile chariot adorned with spiked phalluses is sent to overlord duck as thanks for his magnanimity
Basic Industries plans to expand south, leaving enough room to allow its friends to expand east. Is this acceptable?
at this time there is an abundance of empty land filled with unraped maidens and as such the green rapists are unconcerned with any territorial advances outside their borders or those of their bloodbonded allies
Okyria is now producing an ungodly beverage based on vital bodily fluids that should be available next turn, and is most joyful to present it to green rapists, as it would be a increment to sexual appetite. The Bearded Deacon is now within your territory bringing this peaceful offering and the will to discuss an expansion of religion in our territory.
which team are you?
the red territories now belong to the nation of Okyria
fill me in on this
ill try to fix it
Basic Industries promises to rape the maidens before assigning them numbers in order to work efficiently in its factories. Hail fish god.
go 1 more tile north under the rivers
then fill sicily
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
TPD claims Sicily
TPD gives one territory each to slb and deadly farts, territories that have access to the mediterranean
the green rapists will proceed to conquer that blank pocket in southwest iberia
should the magical okyrian boner juice spur them to greater advances they will continue their expansion along the mediterranean coast of north africa
Vikingland
Claim the last of unknown entittys land and then claim unclaimed land in Finland
Deadly Farts
Fill in our territory from the north downwards, prioritizing land along the Caspian sea
as we build along the caspian sea, we build giant rum factories and dump the byproducts into the ocean
I was dumb lmao, although this time go north, sticking to the edge
>slb
Badic Industries rolling for remaining red territories. Gap of 1 free territory to remain to allow greens to expand east if dubs etc.
Okyria wants to expand further southeast towards the unclaimed territories.
We must state also that this is a matter of Lebensraum and does not constitute an offensive maneuver towards the nations that surrounds.
However I must advise the fish people not to engage further north, as Aiwass is growing increasingly upset and nobody here would want yet another genocide in Central Europe.
We Okyria are not moved by expansionist fantasies, neither ours nor yours.
TPD withdraws from Sicily and moves troops to north africa instead
Delegates are sent to the bloodborn capital to smooth over any misunderstandings, and they present the bloodborn ruler with gifts of costly incense
TPD has done nothing wrong, they had no knowledge of out intentions and asks them to trow more parties
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
the green rapists send an emissary by ship to crete to request that the peaceful disciples procure us a barrel of the slb nation's finest rum in exchange for a pair of queer giraffes
deadly farts* not slb
you've got one left for next turn
is this what you wanted me to do with those two for slb and df?
i pulled you out of sicily and added those 4 to the roll
Deadly Farts
Fill in Center territory, moving north to south
Vikingland
Claim more unclaimed land in Finland
take the rest of sicily and give one tile to the green rapists as a militairy rape factory
then take land to the east of swiss
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
Thank you, as a gift, we grant you not only watermelons, but all types of fruits, juices, and alcoholic beverages. May you prosper!
Continue moving north
>slb
I think we might need a new thread soon
TPD pushing into europe
We throw another wicked banger in our capital, all leaders are invited
the green rapists will fill out their north african holdings in order to acquire more exotic animals
Basic Industries rolling for last red in low countries, expand south to italy but leave one free state to allow greens to head east.
Basic Industries brings weed due to expansion in holland, and increased factory productivity. Peace my dudes.
We Okyria wish to advance as Southwest as possible into unclaimed land, and challenge the canfish god north territory.
A new war has broken out
the warriors of the deep rise again and call our allies to the battlefield
may these false gods fall hard and fast
>The Bloodbonded
>dark blue
>Overlord Duck
>devotee of the allmighty devourer of the sea
NEW THREAD
Basic Industries stands with our dark blue brethren.
This is the first time TPD officials have tried this "weed" you speak of, it's pretty great, we're very interested in trading for more. We have access to lots of natural resources which you might be interested in.
we have now officially moved over to the other thread