Share your secrets

Had my girlfriend get nudes from my female best friend to send to me so we could talk about her body and "roast" her

Share ffs

My parents and brothers have all walked barefoot in my squirt... fluid(?) dozens of times without realizing it.

Lets see?

proof?

Post your kik for pics

Tits. Or you know.

Your pretty much got footjobs from them

post them here m8

Nah, kik is better

You*

in 6th grade when i couldnt buy my own weed or didnt have any idea how to buy it in general id put oregano in tin foil and try to smoke it. it never worked

kik: randomuniversee

I bring my wife's toothbrush with me when I blow strangers. I get them to cum on it then bring it home. She has no clue. At least a dozen guys so far...lol

I can't decide whether or not to go back to school this coming semester. My mental health suffered a lot last year and I don't want to waste time, money, and opportunities. I have groups I'm in at school, people I like to see, and places I like to be. On the other hand, I could take the semester off and travel, work, and/or get more treatment for my mental health issues. But that would mean missing at least a semester of seeing my friends and learning at school. This decision is taking up my thoughts all the time and feel like I have to listen to music all the time to drown it out.

Sasopein

Msg you

Im really into girls and the idea of having a family but I cum a lot more from anal stimulation and enjoy the idea of being a submissive slut that would take hormones to become as feminine as possible, but the disappointment of my family members would drive me to suicide but not doing is driving me towards suicide

I got a woman I met on fetlife pregnant without having sex with her.

I've felt like killing myself but I could never carry it out, but I don't really see any alternatives for continuing living.

I've been walking the trails at a local heavily wooded park for a while now. The park has been a well established cruising spot for decades but I can't figure out the ins and outs of letting guys know what I'm looking for. I cross paths with the occasional guy but we are both walking and there is only a matter of seconds to send some kind of message. I'm clueless. I miss Craigslist.

I have a sister who’s two years older than me. She brings home a guy friend of hers constantly when our parents are out and is in the bedroom right next to me..so I constantly hear what they do in there.

I've been there, except I drowned my sadness with weed, booze, and random hookups.

Don't feel bad about taking the time, because when you come back you'll be that much happier. It's tough and it's going to suck seeing people continue to live their lives without you, and you will miss some stuff, but once you're out of school none of that really matters anymore anyway.

Just focus on bettering yourself, and then when the next semester hits go ham and make a comeback like there's no tomorrow.

I just don't know what I'll do with myself or even if I'll be able to make it during that time off. In my head I see myself never being able to live with that decision and simply giving up on life.

I feel like drowning my sorrows

Sometimes I bump threads

Had a female suitemate with my group last year at college, we all lived in singles so it wasn’t much of a problem. I eventually ended up hitting on her and we hooked up almost every time the guys weren’t around

my mom sucked off sweaty construction workers at our house

I took traveling advice from Reddit and started backpacking at certain locations hotels in Europe until one day where I couldn't find anywhere to sleep and I was lost in a cold, damp, small city without knowing the language.

met an innkeeper and he alluded that i could stay in his cabin for a few favors. i was on enough xanax that i didnt feel as much regret when he had me screaming for 2 hours.

never not planning stuff through again, and it’s something I try to leave behind in the past.

Well that's a weird thought.

Bump

I think my crush has a lot of performance anxiety or she has long forgotten me. I'm too retarded to figure it out

I am bad with women. Furthermore, the urge to get off with guys comes and goes during different points of my life. I don't think about kissing them, just literally getting off.

The closest I have come to going for it is meeting up with a guy on Grindr. I knocked on his door, got spooked, and left.

I let my dog lick my asshole while I jerkoff and cum.

story?

Me too, though I've become functionally bisexual. I'm not denying that I like dick. I do, but pussy is the best. I'm not good with the ladies and dick is just easier to get.

I did not fuck Dawn.

>We sat in the sauna, naked for an hour and a half just talking.
>We kissed and she let me finger her. I was hard.
>She left the sauna to use the toilet.
>When she was gone I jerked off and came on the floor and wiped it up.
>Dawn came back, dressed and said she wanted a drink.
>I got dressed and we went back up stairs to where the party was breaking up.
>Dawn got a glass of wine and I had a beer.
>I went home at about 3:00 AM.
>Dawn had left with her brother by then.

Dawn told her friends we had fucked in the sauna. I never said anything to anybody and only heard about it at work the following week. I never denied it and just went along with the story. I have no idea what made her say that.

Got a few.

>Have had nothing but female roommates.
>Have a panty fetish
>One roommate had really smelly panties
>Would jerk off into her toothpaste while smelling them
>One time she got passed out drunk at a party
>Fell off the toilet pants down
>Didn’t do anything to her :(

>One of my friends and I got really drunk
>Tells me to rub her ass
>Next thing I know, we’re fucking
>Tells me to stop but literally two pumps from cumming
>Came
>Next day we’re all hanging and she’s being all flirty
>My new girlfriend comes over
>Friend freaks and tells other friends I raped her
>All while I’m fucking new girlfriend in the other room
>She ends up apologizing to me and everyone a few days later

>Have had multiple regular sexual encounters with as many as 3 girls in a day
>They all thought we were exclusive
>Would nut in each of them
>Would not wash my dick as I went from mouth to mouth

>i killed a woman in 2008 and every day i debate turning myself in

sexually attracted to my brother. I have sucked his cock while he was sleeping. Easily the biggest and tastiest cock I've ever had.

You're a guy, right?

story?

i dont get it, nothing seems right
whenever theres a shooting, it seems all the survivors go antigun
but when people get robbed or mugged, they never leave the house without a gun
ontop of that, since crime in general seems to be going down, why would we need more laws in place, as what we have is already working
i'd rather have a mass shooting with 20 dead, and 100 individual deaths to crime than 200 individual deaths to crime
no one seems to be seeing the bigger picture
even if the media isnt directly responsible for shootings, they are fueling it
but at this point, everything feels more scripted than north korean tv shows
take for example kyle kashuv, a survivor of parkland
he's pro gun, and never fit the narrative that the media pushes
and so the media attacked him, and a university rescinded his acceptance
nothing is right about any of this, dont believe the shills

I love sharing my gf with guys with big cocks add me on snap if you have a big dick snap is aboveitall22 I'll send you nudes of her

duh

are you me...

I've fucked my best friend's fiance while he was abroad

my gf and I get off to getting out friends tribbed

where was he? How did it happen?

A friend of mine that's really open about her sexuality asked me to come over one night to use my dick. I said sure. Turns out she wanted me to fuck her while she ate out her roommate.

Proof

I'm studying to become a forensic pathologist and I'm a necrophiliac. I would never in my life do anything with a corpse but god being in the morgue turns me on so much. Last week I worked on a cute young guy and as soon as I went home I got myself off to the memory of cracking his ribs, slicing into his heart and liver, cutting into his bladder and feeling his cold piss gush over my hands. I could feel his smell still clinging to me and that turned me on even more. I'm horrified that one day someone will find out.
>inb4 gay
I'm a female

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>I'm a necrophiliac
Oh so like fucking the corpse
>as soon as I went home I got myself off to the memory of cracking his ribs, slicing into his heart and liver, cutting into his bladder and feeling his cold piss gush over my hands

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I've fallen into a pit of nihilism and despair and don't know how to get out. Nobody knows about this.

I've never been much of a sexual person anyway in the sense that actual sex has never turned me on. All of these things that I described are things I have to do as part of the autopsy anyway and there isn't harm in me enjoying my work too much, surely?

I basically rape my gf sometimes.
She hates anal, but I hold her down when I want it and force my dick in her ass while she's struggling and telling me not to. Always cum in her asshole when I do it.

You ever think about rubbing your pussy on some dead guys face until you cum?

I guess so long as you don't fuck the body up.

Yeah but that's a natural sexual urge. I guess organs are just a step too far for me.

Sort of but I feel like rubbing his blood/organs on my pussy would be hotter.
Yeah naturally I would never, ever actually do anything bad. And I wouldn't even get the opportunity to as I'm never alone in the morgue.

I'd like that job. I'd fuck the dead girls all the time. Get some good anal action

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times

i want one sex toy but i do not want what everybody in my house know it

tell more

Are you happy or regretful about this?

>You ever think about rubbing your pussy on some dead guys face until you cum?
>Yeah but that's a natural sexual urge

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I used to make girls fall in love with me on my catfish profile. Literally just to get nudes and I don’t feel bad about it at all.

I'm not saying I'm into necrophilia mate, I'm just saying that genital stimulation has on obvious reason for why it feels good. I just can't wrap my head around getting off on stabbing organs.

It appeals to me partially because it's so intimate, partially because I've always been aroused by blood, piss and other bodily fluids, and partially because I just find organs beautiful and sexy and can't explain why.

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Is being gay better, since it's the easiest option.

Im a extremely consultant but to get there was an incredible hustle. I lost a lot of friends and the love of my life just to get there.
Now Im here with around 150k on my bank account and no one I can share it with
I feel fucking empty

I had a secret LTR w my crossdressing roommate back in uni
>be me, 22y Chad
>first time moving into apartment
>meet roommate
>petite looking guy
>Hey I'm user
>Hey I'm roommate
>we shoot the shit before u get to unpacking
>ff a month into school
>come home from practice in evening one day
>as I walk in door, there's a girl in the kitchen
>oh hello
>she kinda seems startled and shuffles quickly into roommates room
>guess his gf is shy
>I shower then go to make dinner
>about 30 minutes later roommate comes out
>hey user
>oh hey man, hows it going
>um ok I guess
>didn't know you had a gf
>...um I'm sorry you saw that
>no worries man, idc if you have girls over as long as you keep it down haha
>h-hehe yeah um please dont freak but umm... that girl...is...me
>takes a minute or two for it to sink in
>oh um that was you? um cool man. you do you
>you're not weirded out user?
>little surprised but um whatever floats your boat man
>roommate starts to get really happy
>so you dont mind me walking around like that when it's just us two
>um yeah if that's what you want to do
>roommate hugs me, little tear eyed
>thank you user, really thank you. no one really has been ok with it
>well fuck those ppl
>haha thanks user, well you enjoy dinner
>semester goes on and roommate alternates between himself and girl version, likes to be called Karla
>pretty darn cute, totally pulls off the look and voice
>some nights we kind of cuddle and watch movies and make dinner together

cont?

>Have had multiple regular sexual encounters with as many as 3 girls in a day

sure thing bro. Girls talk man, theres no way that would last

Y e s

hell is hot remember faggot

I've fucked 7 virgins, mostly young teens, all while I was an adult.

Loved it, and so did they. I wanna do more, but it's hard to find the right girl.

AMA

>start of spring semester
>I'm bummed out because girl i was dating calls it off and runs of with other guy out of state
>try to act Chad about it but deep down it sucks
>hey user
>hey Karla, how was your day
>ok, chemistry was boring but ok day
>that's cool
>what's wrong big guy?
>nothing just a little tired
>you sure? You always seems pretty spry so why the long face
>tell Karla about my girl
>well like you once told me, fuck them right?
>haha yeah I guess you're right
>well I made some pasta and have some wine, how about a little movie night and forget dumb little hoe
>haha sounds good to me
>a bottle and a half in and we're laughing our asses off to Pineapple Express
>without much thought to it I hold Karla closer and tighter
>Karla scoots in closer
>thanks, I really needed this
>no problem user
>I lean in and kiss Karla
>Karla kind of leans away surprised
>I'm sorry um fuck I'm sorry I'm an idiot I-
>its ok user i just didn't really expect a guy like you to, you know
>we're kind of quiet for a bit
>I give in to my urge and desire
>Fuck everyone when we got each other right?
>we kiss and it is a passionate lover's kiss
>the movie slowly becomes background noise
>we're going at it like a bunch of hs sweethearts
>I take my shirt off and Karla looks at me
>um are you sure user?
>that you're mine? yeah I'm sure sweetheart
>I kiss Karla and take her shirt off
>we undress each other and Karla gets in top of me
>without thought or hesitation Karla takes me whole
>next thing I know my cock is inside and it's tight and warm, better than any girl I been with
>Karla rides me for what seems like hours
>I feel the urge to cum and I grab Karla's hips
>Karla knows I'm gonna cum
>we kiss and i thrust as hard and deep as I can and blow probably my biggest load to date
>Karla collapses on my chest
>we kiss before grabbing the near by blanket and knock out on the couch

Are you looking forward to prison?

>from that night on we became secret lovers
>outside the house and when we had company over, we were roommates
>whenever we were alone we became lovers
>we renewed our lease at the apartment and stayed together for the next 3 years
>we talked, argued and had makeup sex like any other couple
>dinner and movie nights were still the best
>we even turned Karla's room into our storage room since we slept in the same bed now

The lowest point was when graduation came along. We both come from super conservative families and after school I was going cross country for a job. Our last night together was almost as good as our first time. It's been about 10 years since school and life is funny in some ways. During one of my business trips I ran into Karla at my hotel. We caught up at the bar in the lobby. We both are married with kids. That didn't stop us from reliving our school days. Turns out Karla lives two cities over and the wife doesn't mind when I go hang out with my old roommate for 'old times sake'. Stay positive anons, life isn't all that bad.

I see the women walking unfixed male dogs of medium or large breeds. I wonder how many are being fucked by them.

i don't torrent my seeds

This is so weird to me and most guys I think, but I know several girls who had the same fetish.

It seems boys fantasize about incest, kids/teens and animal sex for kicks, while girls fantasize about rape and actual snuff.

In a way female fantasies are much "worse" (not saying they're wrong, but killing people would be bad), but only male ones are banned and hunted, so only men go to jail.

I don't think you need to worry, unless you make a collection of body parts in your home or something and get unlucky.

Fuck you asshole.

Been there. And I gave cops the full story. Which is why I can finally talk about this. I've done my time.

(Yes, I know those shitstains watch these treads and trace anons.)

Only 1 was illegal though, the rest were over the age of consent where I live.

I mean you're not wrong, just go on any place where fujoshits post yaoi and you'll see some disturbing shit. And female criminals really do get off lighter than male ones. I really wonder why this is. Maybe it's a "power over someone who is more powerful" thing?

It's the same as why feminism became a thing, while "machoism" never did:

Humans have always had a strong and irrational bias in favour of women. Be a white knight, women and children first, protect the female virgin etc... Women cry and ask for support, while men take pride in sacrificing themselves to be brave heroes.

This is DEEP within our biology, and goes back way further than when we were monkeys even.

No I know that, I mean why women fantasize about these things more than men.

Rape is easy to understand:

Those who weren't turned on by the dominant, winning male taking them by force like a war trophy to use for his pleasure, either had less children or children with a weaker male, and their genes died.

This would be a very strong and decisive, persistent evolutionary selector for many millions of years.

It's very natural that women LOVE rape, even though it entails things they would normally hate and their intelligence objects to. As long as it's by the best man in some sense, or at least a strong one.

Sadly, most women are seriously confused by this and don't understand themselves. Which is part of why a lot of false or at least very unfair rape accusations happen, and why the punishments are far too strict.

The rape part is simple but snuff is harder to understand.

Agreed.

Might be related.

I means: In many case the first thing a new dominant male will do, is kill the children she had with the previous male. The female tries to protect her kids, and mourns their gory deaths, but still bends over to be fucked by the new male and have his kids.

Also, men bringing home dead animals from hunting might trigger some sexual excitement that this is a hot male. Or even that he killed someone she didn't like.

Also, although further away genetically, many female spiders eat their mate.

The standard psycho-therapy-inspired answer would that it gives a sense of power and safety to the weak female. I think that's mental masturbation to be honest. What I just wrote makes a lot more sense for why we became like this. Not everything is due to naive reasoning about your current situation.

*I mean: In many apes...

*Or even that he killed someone HE didn't like. (Would mean he's strong)

Nice pasta bro

No questions, really?

The sex was good, and various stuff happened.

How? Story

Those are related by the loss of control they represent for women. A woman getting raped has lost control of her body and in a way she is psychologically absolved from the societal judgment of enjoying sex, especially rough sex. A woman that admits her desire to be "taken" sexually faces being labeled a slut and mostly by other women.

The snuff element is a logical conclusion of this. What could be more submissive and helpless than being killed by a savage brute of a man?

Women themselves might not even be aware of that this is what turns them on. If you overhear any girl talking about any guy she finds hot she will say something along the lines of "I would let him do whatever he wants to me". For a woman sexual arousal and submission are strongly connected. If a girl finds you attractive she will let you get away with a lot of things. This is where the women like assholes myth originates from.

I molested my lesbian friend when i was 16

Post the story

>I wanna do more, but it's hard to find the right girl.
>I've done my time.

what

This makes a lot of sense and I've never thought of it that way before. But what about where the woman wants to be the one killing or the common fujoshit fantasy of watching a dude kill another dude?

That's the traditional, mainstream, psycho-analytical reasoning explanation.

I say it's dumb.

Yeah, I just realised I should be writing this in my university publications instead, to actually get credit for it...

Again, watching men kill eachother getting her horny and ready to be fucked is pretty obvious. Standard male competition.

A female getting off by killing though, that would be harder to explain because we are not spiders.

It may be dumb but it is probably correct. No one said Occam was brilliant. It has been that way for thousands of years all over different human populations. Our oldest fairy tales have rape themes whenever romance is involved.

You must have missed the part where I wrote that 6 out of 7 were legal to fuck officer.

*Ding Dong*
I open the door
"Hey, it's my sister surprising me!"

My sister looked like a princess and was wearing a revealing low back purple dress and had a diamond necklace, bracelet and ring on
Her long brown curly hair was covering her shoulders
Her diamond necklace was sparkling above her decollete
She had mascara and red eyeliner on, accentuating her deepblue eyes
Her personality was like a breath of fresh air kinda like a Sprite on a warm summer evening at the beach
The flower I put in her hair complemented and completed her appearance
Like a cherry put on top of a slice of cheesecake
I remember her skin felt so soft when I hugged her hello
And she felt light as a feather when I picked her up
When I put her back down I noticed her nipples were getting hard as she wasn't wearing anything underneath her dress
Suddenly, I heard a dripping sound
I looked down and found the source between her legs
It started forming quite the puddle after asking what had gotten into her
Turns out she was not my sister, but an evil succubus
She ripped my clothes off

Even better ;)

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When I was 14 I called a prostitute from our home phone I thought it was a sex chat line. She gave me another ladies number, called her again not a sex line so hang up and leave it.

Few weeks later my parent have their final argument and separate. 2 months ago my mum told me the fight was about the calls to prostitutes as she thought my dad was cheating.

He denied it all obviously which theb lead to them break up 3 days later, on my 15th Birthday.

>tl:dr broke up my parent marriage

I'm saying it's dumb to believe that all common behaviour is due to some conscious reasoning, which the person doing it had never though about before.

It makes a lot more sense that this is simply in our genes, like liking sweets or music.

I agree. That's why the uproar to change human nature and treat women as physical equals is doomed to fail.

Exactly.

Yeah, that’s how sex works.

Ok, I'll save the hymens, the blood, the school yard, the drunk petite lesbian, the squirting and the BDSM to a more interested crowd...

sometimes I make rly long and detailed greentexts about my own relationships and sex and shit, I usually end up not posting them. I kinda wanna tell the fucked up stories but are people rly interested in the stupid details and my first world problems? idk should I just finish the stories and post that shit?

>(kinda close to not posting this)

do it

lmao i am sure everyone in your field low key knows/suspects this about all forensic pathologists/coroners/mortuary examiners

and i'm also sure there's statistical validity to it, in the mainstream culture the cost of entry for that job is so high (working with like eight different overlaps of taboo and health vectors) that the only people liable to do it likely have some kind of other investment in the subject matter

even if its not it just reads like the routine reporting of some bipolar hypersexual dumbass a year before he gets divorced, loses his kids, and goes full midlife crisis because the cheating he thought she was cool with is a convenient excuse to go elsewhere for her dick

Me too

I certainly hope so, hearing it from another person makes me feel better.
Maybe one day I'll find a qt man in my field and we'll get married and he'll roleplay as a corpse when we have sex.

Yes, save your normal sex life and experiences for the incels to rage at, disbelieve or gawk at as something wild. I’m glad you had fun but fucking legal aged girls isn’t that nuts. It would be more shocking to hear about vanilla sex in the dark before bedtime.

I've become 100% neckbeard.

I started vaping.
I spend my time on Yea Forums.
I haven't showered in two days.
I smoke weed everyday.
I can't jerk off to normal porn anymore, it has to be hardcore anal destruction, or me fucking myself with a (big) bad dragon dildo.

Any advice on becoming less... neck beard?

I got to sexaholics anonymous meetings to pick up chicks. easiest pussy bar none

what was it

A grown man with a big one popping a girl's hymen in her schoolyard as part of playrape is rarely considered a normal sex life, but fine, ok.

Any advice on how to do this?

I have severe schizophrenia but my parents don't know about it. I moved country

Okay. You're clearly a faggot who doesn't understand how it works.

Tell us what the fuck happened, or don't be a faggot. Don't be all "woe is me, I'm gonna jerk off to my larp'ing by myself and you faggots are missing out".

Shower you fuck.
And drop the weed. Everything else is ok.

Are you on a medication regime to manage it?

I want to fuck my older sister

checked double dubs. also OP r u on medicine for that? are you sure you are schizo and not just paranoid/hearing voices?

I too have seen the movie Choke

was there a pic?

Listen bitch:

If anyone asked "How young?", "Did they bleed?", "How did you approach them?" and so on I would answer. I'm not however going to spends hours typing everything just in case someone cares. And fuck you for trying to push me around.

I'm triple fucked up and recently single for the first time in 4 years. Don't really know what to do with myself after all this time

Yesterday I caught a glimpse of a sexy 5 year old's amazing butt. She was wearing this dress and it seemed like her and her mom had just finished eating, mommy was shaking crums out of her dress, and for a wonderful second I saw lolibutt.

Am interested.

Did you make them moan? What did they say after you fucked them? Did they enjoy a mature cock ripping their pussy?

Married user here. Wife is a hot chubby redhead freak total slut, lets me do whatever i want to her.

What i want? I want to fuck a trap, I also want the trap to lift up my legs and fuck me while she jacks me off and makes me cum while I have her cock in my ass.

Yeah Yea Forumsro!

Where do you live where everyone knows eachother?

Hah. Yeah, I shower every time I leave the house. The cutting the weed out is a problem I don't know how to deal with though.

Cheers

I don't think Trump is racist.

They were all different.

One of them (16) was into BDSM. She had a tight little butt that I had spanked and whipped with a riding crop a few times, including in her room while her mom was downstairs.

The day I took her hymen I first tied her up, put nipple clamps on her and so on, then later had her lay down in bed on her belly, and I got to just hold her down and fuck her.

My cock was clearly very big for her, and she was nervous and whimpered, with small ">_

i once bukkaked myself

*she loved it
*sure a few femanons here can relate

>16
>Hymen
Lol ok

And yes, all the virgins I've fucked enjoyed it in some sense, and wanted to meet again. Some pretty hot experiences actually, for both of us.

The only two of them I am no longer friends with were the adults, and that had to do with them being officially lesbian.

Did you came on their faces? How you meet a teen then bang them?

Great secret bro, btw

my mother was killed in a hit and run in 2008

Some girls never notice they have a hymen, some have steel walls at 25.

This was a young 16 year old who had masturbated but never penetrated herself, and it took some force to push through.

If you're going to be a noob, don't be so arrogant.

i make nudes of my daughter

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I was raised in an occult order. Left when I was 15 because I couldn't handle that level of insanity and ritual anymore.

Hmm, did I cum on anyone's face...

Hmm... I'm actually not sure. Don't remember how I came with all of them. But I sort of doubt it, because blowjobs and facials are not my thing.

I much prefer giving them a creampie, or shooting on their pussy and rubbing it in, which I know I did with several. Also I didn't use a condom with any of them, since I wanted to enjoy and treasure this moment to the max. Condoms would have ruined a great thing.

I've been fucking my best friend's boyfriend since March this year. He's ghosting me so I think I may tell her.

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You ever fuck any of them in the ass?
Ass to mouth?
Any watersports?
Manage to fist any of them?

>I'm a 30 year old kissless virgin
>I have no friends or a social life
>But I'm a normie on the outside
>I make 160k a year
>I have a nice, clean, modern apartment in the heart of my city
>I'm tall and fit
>But I have massive confidence and trust issues stemming from my childhood
>My father was a sex addict who cheated on my mother with many women and eventually married his secretary
>my mom punished me for my father's actions because women are fucking evil
>she emotionally, physically and psychologically abused me and tortured me
>she humiliated me and shamed me infront of friends and family
>she stripped me down and made me stand naked in the hallway while she belittled me and made remarks about my body
>she said nobody would ever love me and that I would die alone
>she liked to whip my genitals to punish me for my father's infidelity
>and she threatened to kill me if I ever told anyone
>she threw my ass out the day before my 18th birthday a month before I left for college
>my father never gave a shit about me and only cared about his other family
>he was a 1980's stock trader
>he has lots of kids from his other affairs
>half of them dont talk to him
>when I got my first job he scoffed at me and told me that when he was my age he already made his first million
>I was never good enough for him and always disappointed him
>but he celebrates all the minor accomplishments of his other children
>one of his other kids is a drug addict, another is retarded and another is a whore with half a dozen kids
>his wife fucking hates me
>a couple of years ago we had a falling out and I told him the truth about his wife
>I called her a bitch and slut
>my father hit me and we fought
>I broke his ribs and almost ended up in jail
>Last week I turned 30 and tried to kill myself
>I took sleeping pills and washed it down with liquor
>I woke up this morning covered in shit, piss and vomit
>My body wont let me die It wants me to suffer

As for meeting them, let's see...

2 young adults from the IRL queer scene.

Youngest girl and bloody girl both from queer dating website, before all the worst censorship.

16yo BDSM girl from web forum for young BDSM people.

Schoolyard girl was a friend of a friend of the family which I had first made out with and who recommended me.

Hard playrape girl was Fetlife, right about the time Fetlife was banning everything exciting and becoming the feminist shithole it is today.

>>I woke up this morning covered in shit, piss and vomit

that's pretty harsh, Yea Forumsro... at least you have all that money. why don't you just travel a bit and have some fun?

best thing to do is get help. you can afford some psychotherapy so you can work through all these issues. it works wonders and may help with your self confidence issues women

Your mom's mean

I want my first time to be special. I want some virgin women who's just like me to save me from myself.

Btw I'm afraid of having kids that I dont know about whose mother's treat them like mine treated me.

I never told anyone this. I was too ashamed to admit to my therapist that I'm a virgin

I'm a piece of shit. Have gf, get a side chick for 6 months that's in her early 20s. Best pussy ever, submissive, calls me daddy. Realize she's on Zoloft and crazy but it's too hard to let her go. Know I have to end things but can't. She breaks up with me, but not after fucking some artsy "pretend queer" jazz rnb singer. Said we were going to stay friends like in the beginning. She went from obsessed with me to ignoring me 90% of the time. I know she's bad for me, but I miss her and it bothers me. Now she's obsessed with him, I'm yesterday's news. If she would have fucked him after breaking up, then I would have been more understanding about it. Can't block her because she might expose me. What do I do bros?

Yes. Playrape girl and BDSM girl.

BDSM girl couldn't take all of it, and she coded red, so had to give it up.

Playrape girl had just turned 19, but she was a champ. I pounded her asshole, even after doing her pussy and getting blood on my cock. I think it hurt quite a bit, but that's the kind of experience she wanted. I even got a nice gape out of it and took pictures. She was tied up and slapped around btw. Glad I told her to have an enema before she met me. And in case you think I scared her off: She wanted much more of this, and became my girlfriend for two years.

I kind of wish I had done anal training with more of them, either gentle or hard, because I'm sure I could. But if you ever lose contact with a young girl like that, she's gone, and the chance will never come again and be the same.

By the way: If anal virginities count I could add like 5 girls to the list. I haven't even counted that.

Well in my experience psychologists are the most understanding people. Maybe you can bring up the fact that you have self confidence issues around women

Don't be mad your fake story got called out for being obviously fake.

Did ass to mouth with playrape girl, nobody else. She didn't like it, which was sort of the fantasy we were living, so hot. But it was clean though, due to the enema. Fucked her mouth.

Schoolyard girl would "squirt" (piss) while I was fucking her the next times I fucked her, including in the hallway of her parents' house where she lived. She was 17.

Did fisting training with BDSM girl, playrape girl and one lesbian. Almost got the full fist in with playrape girl, but stopped at that last thickest step where even your thumb is inside.

If it was unclear:

This answer was about anal.

Fuck off idiot.

I said don't be mad

By the way:

I actually got a hand made gift card from a 15 year old (very attractive) girl once, saying I could take her anal virginity. Never used it...

*regret*

bump

You ruined Yea Forums

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

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On the one hand you should have ignored her and pile driver her asshole... On the other hand you are a decent person so I'm glad you stopped when she redded.

Believe me, after some of the things Ive had people do to me/done to people it wouldn't surprise me if playrape girl enjoyed it.

Anal training is necessary though, for any sub lol

Waffle stompers 4lyfe!

How often do you have to clean your drain?

Wanna get some nude pics of my mom but don’t know how

Fun fact:

I had pictures of me and playrape girl.

Her looking scared, clothes ripped off and legs tied, pushing my cock into get pussy, me spreading her asshole for the camera, holding her face for the deep facefuck after anal, and so on. Looked great.

Sadly, Fetlife deleted it with no warning after three years online, and the stupid cops thought the originals were CP (even though I could PROVE I met her when she was 19), so I don't have it anymore... We got plenty of likes though.

redjit
Go back

I had a 1 night stand with a woman in Benin.

Bastards. That sounds like a few pics I could jerk off to repeatedly.

I want to rip my co-workers clothes off and fuck her senselessly infront of all our customers

i don't have a gag reflex and can touch my throat and can halfway swallow spaghetti and pull it up from my throat. Also, i can swallow most things without chewing, so I can eat really fast.

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Yeah, she got off on fear mostly, and she could handle a lot in some situations. She also wanted to be a slave, human sex toy, blackmailed etc..

This got my cock hard too, but I'm by no means a jerk. I did it with her because I knew it was ok, even though it got very real.

All these girls were very happy with our sex, and I want to keep it that way.

Btw, are you femanon?

Where do u work?

I cheated on my husband alot

Clothing store

Kid's clothes??

No, teen/young adult

I love Trump and hate all Mexicans and Blacks

Yeah, I was pretty happy with them actually. Makeup smeared from tears in her eyes, big cock in small girl with smooth pussy, literally bloody cock from being too big, gaping "wrecked" lubed holes afterwards, me lifting the legs of this tied up fuck meat up in the air for easy access, her catwoman outfit when I met her...

It was pretty hot.

Actually, I posted some of it here like 5 years ago, but some retard mod just thought it was CP and banned me... I was still with her and could get ID and selfie with timestamp, but mods clearly couldn't be arsed...

BAN EVASION! BAN EVASION! MAWDS!!

Did cocaine for the first time in over a year today. Just sitting on my couch at thr moment. Still got some left but not sure if i should continue.

Im horny as fuck and its 5 am.

I always cum on the inside of my sister's bra,
Love it when I see her wear it later on the day.

Look into bad shit going on around the world, find a cause you believe in and fight for it. Literally.
Had a friend like you, he literally went and fought in Syria for the Kurds against ISIS and Turkey. Fell in love with his superior officer (Cute short butch chick) and they ended up having a kid together. His life is totally changed, but part of his harsh upbringing and fucked up childhood gives him the strength to be a good father now. Kinda crazy, how similar the stories are. But know that as shit of a life you had, you can know the pain others go through and make it better.

when i was younger i used to pass by the girls in the mall wearing those short shorts and try to brush my hand past their thighs

i even had a private tutor who came to my house and wore those shorts, and everytime i tried to touch her thighs.

I posted nudes of all my exs and friends

>roll oregano into papers
>sell "weed"
>use money to buy real weed.

You're a retarded

I post my Gramma and say it's my wife stole all,her pics

i take creepshots of little girls. upskirts are my favorties :3

How little?

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i have taken some of toddlers. generally like 8-12 best though

Hey I'm just tryna make sure he's not getting out of line..of course

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raped my sister

My fat ugly ex-girlfriend has been seen by thousands and recognized at least twice possibly three times. Love exposing the slut.

Blow it up bro lol

>be me
>was friends with girl in kindergarten
>stopped talking for a bit
>we start talking around grade 7
>been talking ever since
>only met up once and it was pretty awkward
>i like her but it’s obvious she doesn’t
>im the weird one that doesn’t talk
>basically my own species
>we’re good friends but yeah nobody knows

How did that happen?

you got drunk or just was curious

not here

"Dude I never f'd my sister!"

Where lol

story

What color panties did she have on at the time?

wickr

I want to fuck one of my coworkers badly. She's in her 60s but has these amazing tits and every day I stand in a specific spot behind a pillar because her seat is on the other side and if you stand in the right position you can see down her shirts.

It doesn't help we've flirted a little bit.

My older brother gave me a fleshlight as a gift on the condition he got to use it on me.

she got stupid drunk and got brought home
i changed her from her vomit and saw her ass in panties
got rock hard seeing that ass and pussy outline in pink panties

Hah, I wish. No, I'm just some random guy on Yea Forums.

Of course. The damn mods would rather ban and not get the place shutdown than put real effort into it lol

How old are you?
And are you guys... otherwise close?

my mom molested me after fighting with my dad

What did she do?

I'm slightly older now but I was 12 when he got it for me.
We're close outside of that stuff too.

Come to my room and touch me then wanted me to cuddle her

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Reminds me of a pornhub video I accidentally saw. A teen using a fleshlight.

Bigger nigger alpha males dominate beta bitch white boys in any sexual display of dominance. It is always clear that superior mighty ebony members deserve more praise than jealous faggot white beta males. Niggers have more testosterone, and are more suit to breed with women. I, faggot white boy, will forever yearn for bbc in my hungry ass. I, faggot white boy, pledge my soul to serve bbc cum gods for all eternity. Gay for big black nigger dick forever. Gay for big black nigger ding dong for life. As a true faggot beta bitch ass niggerloving inferior white boy, I, faggot white boy, hereby dedicate the hard work of my caucasian ancestors to forever to please the mighty ebony member that is a giant big black cock. I worship niggerdick as my true lord and savior, and would gladly slurp up yum yum nigger cum any time any where from any big black penis. I pledge my beta bitch ass to alpha male African black sacred seed semen that the superior BBC cum daddy muscle black man will ejaculate into my inferior bitch ass filling my bum with his liquid love. I shall spasm in absolute faggot ecstasy, as I acquire the closest thing to heaven on earth, a huge black ding dong squirting its warm baby batter deep into my desperate hungry faggot ass. All hail large African nigger doinkie dongs for all eternity. May my wife sister mother and other white females continue to be dominated by the sheer lust that every member of the white race experiences in the presence of a hung masculine black cock. May my girlfriend and my own ass get fucking wrecked by nigger daddy cum BBC lord. White boys are all secretly gay for the thought of a thick veiny long juicy black cock that could give our girlfriends way better orgasms than we could ever imagine with our puny pink teeny weenies. All hail mighty African purple penis power

Don't drown it out. Listen to yourself and work through your thoughts and come to a conclusion about what is best for you and your mental health in the long run. A semester is no time at all compared to the length of the average life.

if you google “chaturbate small penis” there’s a picture me nude

Which one?

i don’t want to say but it’s the first page

kik its.aj.in.sf

slept with my brothers ex he was and probably still is madly in love with for well over 2 years. she even let me listen to him beg for her back and we laughed about it

then proceeded to fuck his current girlfriend several times right outside his window about a year later after a party we all had
Stopped hanging around because i got paranoid, just found out a few months ago she had a kid, not sure if its mine

i dont feel bad about it though since my brother beat me so bad when we were younger i have a stutter,cronic head pain and a constant buzz in both my ears. But i just have nobody to tell.

if you post the one you’re thinking i’ll say if you’re right

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>giving a 12 yr old a fleshlight
>using it on him

that's kinda fucked up

no

i wish that was it but my face is in it

When I was dealing weed the girl I was with went and banged one of my competitors and later told them where I was at one point so they gathered up 4 guys and beat me pretty badly.

After some days I found out it was her and what shes done but I played stupid and I went out drinking with her and I combined some sleeping pills with alcohol (for myself, u get pretty fucked up from that, like no feelings and such) and we later went to my place, as soon as we got in my apartment I beat the living shit out of her which even ended up with the cops knocking on my door, but no one answered and fortunately they just knocked for some minutes and flashed with flashlights through the mail-insert-thing in door and then just went away

This might not sound that bad but if you saw her face the morning after.. and she knew she deserved it disgusting fucking bitch i'd do it again

Seems like they were and still are fine with it. Obviously I won't condone this type of behavior but it clearly worked it.

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yes

Joeyarmstrong99

Gottem. Do I get a prize?

i have no prizes to give

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Everyone thinks my sister's son is her ex-bf's. Truth is, it's mine. She only hooked up with her ex after they broke up so she could claim it was his.

if this is you post a timestamp with face in it you really have nothing to lose at this point

at this point i just want to know if this is really the guy getting spammed all over Yea Forums off and on for the past few days

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We've always been pretty open with sex and masturbation, and as horny as I was at the time I'd have done almost anything for a fleshlight. I get that it's weird but he really helped me out.

Did you ever use it without him?

A lot at first. But honestly I prefer when he uses it on me to doing it alone.

Did he ever use it himself?

Sometimes but not every time.

im a female pedophile, it started when I was 14 and started to have sex with my lil bro who was 6yo.

Now I cant stop. im 30yo now and I cant keep out of little boys pants, something about there cute boners and smooth skin I like.

I think ive had sex with maybe 20 little boys so far as an adult from toddler too 12.

Thankfully no one has complained yet.

Where were you when I was that young.

You are awesome and should start breeding your own sex toys

Also details

if you can find the video i’ll pay you

Thank you for your service.

Well it was all my boyfriends fault, he raped me when I was 13, so that's why I think I tried it with my 6yo little bro, people are so stupid sometimes, boys can fuck at that age and quite well, its like a finger in your pussy, makes me so wet.

Then I started on the neighborhood boys, sometimes I have little gatherings on the weekend, I tried to get my current BF into it but hes not into boys but hes nice about it.

Does he do anything else besides using the fleshlight on you?

>be me, college student
>have anorexia fetish
>spend much of the past 5 years of my life searching for anorexic porn
>find a site
>find it has a forum attached to it
>after about a year of trying to get in, the admin finally lets me in the forum
>meet a fetish story writer on there and become a big fan of his stories
>correspond back and forth with him and start writing my own stories
>in the course of our messages we get to know each other and he reveals a bit too much about himself
>he’s a personal friend of Obama’s, a young adult author, and a prominent political activist
>from what he’s told me I’m able to find his actual name and where he lives, and I know this with 100% certainty
>low key feel like exposing him for shits and giggles
>share all these details on the Internet because I’m drunk on Yea Forums
Wat do?

Any of them finish inside yet?

KEK I KNOW YOU

He uses his hand sometimes like if hes using the fleshlight on himself. And hes shown me how to finger myself to make cumming feel even better.

There was this one 10yo he could cum a bit, well a little dibble, not a bad fuck for his age.

So no condoms?

proof

buy this bitch some coffee

ko-fi.com/dr_flavor

Why stop there? Might as well suck each other.

nah they are all clean and if something ever happens ill just get it terminated. feels so much better I can talk about this anonomously

12 year old girls just fuck better, I dont know how that's possible but I've fucked two or three and I want more.

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I just want you to know you're physically creating the luckiest kids in the world.

I’m rich brick

Fuck. Who are you? How do you know me???

I say keep it. You can either have your own boytoy or create a girl that can learn to be just like mommy

I’m sorry but if I wanna this was a great game it was fun to chat and I didn’t want to see the game

What?

what's your wickr?

I dont know, I've never done that with any boy. It'd be weird if I asked to and he didn't want me to.

Nickname?

Bs

What l????

What game?

What if this is the same user going back and forth.

Fortgb Rex BYU Rhee

what’s that mean

I think he's having a stroke.

Fortnite burger but spelled wrong

It's up to you. If he's jacking you off, I'm surprised he hasn't sucked you off by now.

PLEASE DELETE

That's illegal.

I am black but I like Hitler

No pe Won is illegal

>Fortnite burger
how

Idk about the other dude but I will cause I respect anons.

thank you!!

Shit the fuck up

why did fornite burger pop up!? i’m freaking out

Tell some stories about how you fuck them

Any pics?

Sorry mate :(

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A friend started blowing each other when we were 12. One time I even watched him give his bro his first bj.

fuck

well ty for trying at least it’s my fault for even mentioning it

Yo im drunk user who posted the badly spelled fortnite burger wtf are y’all on about

thank you user

Just like normal sex with adults but they are younger, its not special its just a kink of mine and I love it.

You have to play teacher sometimes, but quite a few have some experience from slumber parties with other boys by the time they are 10.

Boys know exactly how too fuck and suck my tits, its instinct

Ya, feel bad about finding that image now. Hope you don't get doxxed or something.

How?

We've talked about bjs before but hes never asked to do it to me. I'll ask if he's thought about it next time.

>It'd be weird

weirder than what you're already doing together?

What's your process for finding them? I'd imagine getting them to do it without their parents knowing would be hard.

i just really wanna get it off google images