I'm sick and tired of everybody impersonating me all the time on this board. No, I am not making this announcement to stir up any drama, or to get people to talk about me fondly after I am gone. This is not a cry for attention. This is not a threat. There are many things that this thread is not, in fact I cannot think of a single thing that it is.
I am simply leaving, and I thought you all should know.
Imitating me is the greatest form of flattery. Imitating me means you strive for excellence, not only on [s4s] but in every aspect of your life. But sadly, you will never truly be me and you will never truly post quality threads such as mine. My threadcrafting ability is known throughout Yea Forums as being of the highest quality. When I create a thread, it causes a ripple effect throughout Yea Forums, inspiring bad posters to strive for a better threadcrafting community. I am the only reason [s4s] has lasted as long as it has... Have I not proven it many times before by getting nearly the entire user base to impersonate me and spam the entire front page with my quality threadcrafting?
Ian Taylor
[to tune of darth vader theme] *fards, fards, fards, shids, and fards, shids, and fards* *FARDS, FARDS, FARDS, SHIDS, and fards, shids, and fards* *FARDS, shids, FARDS, shids, and shiddy fards, shid fards, shids, and shiddy fards, shid fards, shids, and fards, shids, and FARDS* *FARDS, shids, FARDS, shids, and shiddy fards, shid fards, shids, and shiddy fards, shid fards, shids, and FARDS, SHIDS, AND FARDS*
Yea Forums is better than Yea Forums but worse than everything else.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Matthew Robinson
it's not even better than Yea Forums sometimes
Caleb Ortiz
Shiros Minecraft
Nathaniel Long
Explain.
Asher Morris
Admittedly, Yea Forums is better than Yea Forums when Yea Forums is good, but when it's bad it's just a big old stinker of a fart.
Kayden Martinez
what is 'Yea Forums'?
Mason Mitchell
eat my shit
Camden Nelson
nice dubs but the problem is that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the Yea Forums board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the Yea Forums interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.