What keeps you coming back to Yea Forums?

What keeps you coming back to Yea Forums?

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To show people my big penis.

That's really stupid.

Why?

Loneliness

The degeneracy of Yea Forums

You aren't getting paid and just showing off for free, making your dick worth less with every post.

Same.

Seems more retarded to me than truly degenerate. You Zoomers don't really resonate with me the same way my generation as well as the late Gen X'ers who were here in the beginning do.

Well how can I monetize my cock then?

Multi-tasking. I can't just youtube binge without scrolling another tab, nothing else is as pointless and endless as scrolling Yea Forums

eThots manage to do it daily, don't tell me you're less intelligent than a woman.

Very true user, I do the same. Sometimes I think most people here are somewhat of a hive mind at our core. Of course some more autistic than others. But the true "anons" we are among the same of our kind.

Pretty much this

>late Gen X'ers
There's a few of us left, even if the children do tend to drown us out.

To be fair, a cunt is usually easier to monetize than a cock, and intelligent business strategy can only go so far to close that gap.

I figured so, a few of the people I know in their late 30s still get on here but it's not like a daily occurrence or anything. Maybe like a handful of times a year.

>What keeps you coming back to Yea Forums?
No one else would have me

You clearly don't know the market and how to conduct business.

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Whoops wrong pic. Thought that manga panel said "pathetic".

Enlighten me

just to check if this one moron who keeps posting black cock threads finally died, this is like the biggest fucking cancer of this chan

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I'm willing to entertain the possibility that some things beyond my ken.

8ch and triforce chans keep going down.

There’s something very satisfying about it, I get something out of it I can’t get on other socials.

Get the fuck off Yea Forums then. Literally nobody wants to see it faggot.

Plenty of women watch porn, plenty of gays watch porn. You could be, I don't know creative with your direction. How old are you anyway? That's probably the most vital key to your personal success with your own cock.

21

Ignore him and he'll cry that no one cared about his threads then end up cutting himself with a damn boxcutter until his pee pee bleeds out.

When I feel sad it helps venting on Yea Forums. Usually atleast one user help me, and for that I'm eternally grateful.
I also try helping other people going through unfair shit when I can

Start now my friend, otherwise you'll regret it. You have plenty of years of prime loads to shoot out for pay. You could probably easily make around $50-$100 your first month. Then slowly start to see an increase over the course of six months to a year. Maybe by year 2 you could support yourself monthly or just use the money leisurely. I don't know your living conditions or financial situation.

I haven't been to 8 in a while. Seems too all over the place with shit and gets on my nerves on how sloppy things are.

>socials
I swear if you have a Facebook just kill yourself now.

Actually there's plenty of faggots here. Don't you ever pay attention to the catalog?

Same here. So I understand that. I wish I could just meet some of you guys IRL no matter how bad or autistic things would get.

Board drama is pretty gay,but seeing pedoposters and antis argue on /b2/ is pretty great.

Do you mean that I should start making porn videos?

This isn’t the place for that shit. Go to Reddit.

Socials, message boards, whatever the fuck you want to call them.

Because you are my Yea Forumsest friends!

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Im ip banned (for some unknown reason) on literally every other board. And reddit never again.

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Oh? What's /b2/? I haven't been there in some time.

Yeah, if you're already comfortable sharing your cock to a bunch of anons.

Just jerking off? What should I do?

Honestly the best advice is do what you want to do and be genuine.
Don't let damn women beat you and lower your standards in believing you can just share your cock around for free because you are a man. We have market value in our cocks just as they do in their snatches. Know what, snatch that pussy up and shove a cock in it.

Sell farts in a jar called "Gamer Boy Braps"

Who the hell is going to buy that shit?

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That doesn’t even have to do with my big dick

eight years ago i posted something funny and someone replied, saying "lol". i've been seeking that level of approval ever since.

lol

Because I hate myself

check out all the fart threads in /d/ and /aco. someone's gonna buy that.