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Lmao a cripple gets more pussy than OP
I tried propositioning a homeless women for sex last night....
she said no
whose got the nudes? I bet he's packing
I BET SHE LOVES CHANGING THIS NIGGER'S POOPY DIAPER
She is so fucking hot. It's a shame that she's with this fetus. I could be giving her my 12 inch BBC.
I bet she's getting it from someone else though. She has to be...right?
She 100% has a care giver fetish, she's definitely into scat play too. Might also have a hidden pedo fetish, and caring for his naked body might fulfil her want of inappropriately touching an infant.
Tuesday 7/16: A payment machine in a parking lot ate our $20 bill without giving us the $17 change that we deserved. This enraged me, but I also smiled because Hannah immediately dismissed the entire town as a “garbage city.”
Wednesday 7/17: A small case of probable food poisoning made me smile today. Now, of course, this ordeal was extremely not fun for many obvious reasons, especially because it occurred while Hannah and I were in Milwaukee for business. However, being stuck to the toilet for 8+ hours did give us a great opportunity to start the next season of Stranger Things!
SCAT LOVER CONFIRMED
Just dump this thing in a river. What a complete waste of resources.
bet she has HUGE beef curtains that she's insecure about, so she dates someone with a worse physical deformity to make herself feel more confident about her flappy vagina.
yo if someone managed to get her nudes and post them, they'd be a god forever.
Guys speculate why she's with him.
it's obvious lads.
he's a cuck.
end off.
Sickening
This meat sack actually thinks he has value lol
He contributes absolutely NOTHING to this world. He looks like an aborted fetus all grown up. I seriously want this faggot to die. Then we might be able to get nudes of his wife hahahaha
When did you get this?
He sounds so contrived all the fucking time.
**NORMAL RESPONSE MODE ACTIVATED**
Oh well looks like I have food poising and im on the toilet HEHE stranger things HEHE yeah great that I can catch up on that HEHE
the arrogance that he radiates is sickening. He's the product of being surrounded by "yes men" all his life. His family never dealing out the harsh reality of life, rather protecting him from it. He's entitled, arrogant, and packing a big meaty schlong.
aughingatmynightmare.tumblr
dot com
Tnx, but really don't get why you hate this guy?
TAKING BETS
On how this faggot kills himself when Hannah divorces him.
Gonna be tough for this fetus to kill himself, but maybe he'll find a way.
Regardless, i'll make sure to remind him that his ex wife is fucking a BBC and that he'll never get another woman again. He sure as fuck wont get one like her.
Laughing*
Lovely self portrait of Shane.
Why are you so hateful? What if that was your son? She loves him.
He's a waste of space. And I also despise his wife who is using this for publicity.
Hi Hannah! lets see your tits!
holy fuck thats disgusting
Not hard.
Lol
All human life has value. One could say you are a waste of space? Who are you to judge?
You have no heart.
Well, he isn't really. Hes really small.
Wish that wer me
I contribute to our GREAT society. This meat sack drains our precious resources.
It's that simple.
Why are you on Yea Forums Hannah? Looking for pedo material to fulfil your fetish?
How so? Are you a doctor, lawyer, teacher, father, or mother?
Bruh..
I will leave you with this poem:
‘Tis true my form is something odd,
But blaming me is blaming God;
Could I create myself anew
I would not fail in pleasing you.
If I could reach from pole to pole
Or grasp the ocean with a span,
I would be measured by the soul;
The mind’s the standard of the man.
Caregiving and Age play fetish confirmed.
You never know he could be a closet Stephen Hawking.
Is she paid for that?
i just want to see your tits girl.
Hey Hannah tits or gtfo. If you want us to take you and your potato seriously your provide us with some proof it's you
I'm a literal fucking plumber. Fuck off, Hannah!
If it wasn't for me this society would crumble from disease. Your meat sack fetus gives us nothing. His little fucking brain sure is getting bigger though. Arrogant piece of shit.
no fucking way....
hooooe my god
Let's now make this a Hannah creep thread. Hannah feel free to contribute
get the fuck out of here. This fetus is completely worthless.
I'd LOVE to know how he contributes to this planet.
I'll be waiting
Is it just me or is there something..off about her face? Like I can't put my finger on it but she looks weird
She's constantly tired from being elbow deep in her mans shit pie diapers 24/7
Shane sits for the first time!
The way to make this hotter is have her topless while dunking that burden to humanity under the water
someone should deep fake her
Gonna be real fucking funny when she gets super pissed at him one day. Like, he won't be able to fight back in any way shape or form lol little nigger wont even be able to argue. All she'd have to do is say "im leaving" and he'd submit to her.
Shit, prob wouldnt even come to that. This gremlin cowers to her 24/7.
Moot got smol
I prefer that we gang bang her while he's forced to watch. I bet this cornfield goblin would cry himself to death.
She has great tits it seems like. Wonder what her pussy is like.
fuck this is so weird
Is that fucking gangrel from the brood
Id full on lick this woman's asshole
GOD IS REAL, PEOPLE!
dark beef curtains for sure
are we gonna see them bang or what?
It's kinda shitty how war veterans are homeless, yet this fuck is getting all his needs taken care of.
Didn't turn out great
Has to be a better bikini pic to deepnude her with
Yep.
Hotwheels finally got a big titty gf. Good for him.
Moralfag and normoid here.
I think she either has a low sex drive or they're in an open relationship.
Besides that I don't think she puts a lot of value in sex and sees him for his personality - he could be a super nice dude.
>He's useless
Does he have value in terms of the economy and a career? I don't think so, I could be wrong.
But I don't think your ability to have a job reflects you as a person. I don't really understand how she could be dating him, because I put importance in physical attraction.
Different jacks for different sacs, I guess
Anyone ever watch their vlogs? You get a boner from seeing Hannah jump up and down in a bikini and then it cuts to the cripple farting and instantly you go soft
and they said they want to have kids
ITT: incels being jelly
In the end we are all jealous. Nothing more to say.
link to vid?
She for sure jus fucked him as a dare and then liked the attention so now they're a couple but she still gets dicked by normals without (or with) him knowing
Not referencing anything specific, that's just how they play. Something sexy with Hannah for thumbnail and then Shane doing something fucked
Fucking. Diamonds.
This is so fucked. He must have tons of money and she's waiting for him to croak
So you made up him farting to make him seem gross.
Link?
Low life expectancy is part of his condition. She's definitely milking it for publicity and money
Surprise!
They both have a book that's out now. If you wondered with shes with him, look ni further....ITS MONEY!
That's the shit that happens. Like he's shit himself many times on camera. (Also dudes a veggie, doesn't need any help from me to be gross)
what's the point of this thread? shouldn't this thread be an inspiration to your weaboos?
Link or you are bullshiting.
Na. This thread is more so pointing out that his life has no value and burdens everyone...... Also Hannah's hot
Scat fetish weeb alert
Trust me. Women are vain, greedy superficial creatures. No way a girl that attractive would settle for that
I'm a hardworking,caring.hilarious guy who has built a ver successsful carrer for himself by the age of 27. Kek
I was agreeing with you bro
Weeb? I don't think you understand what that word means.
Weebs are retarded by choice this guy isn't thus she can score social points for being with him while fucking with normal dudes.
He's uselesss, he should kill himself tbh.
She's so hot... Fuck my life
Can you imagine her sucking his cock?
Hey Chad. What's it like being bitch 24/7?
The shit he wears seem like a clown accessories, he should be naked and in diapers, he's not a human.
What.The.Fuck.
It'd be like watching Alexadra Daddario eat a deformed pasta noodle
Honestly...no. She might need to be drunk to do it. No way that's all for the little guy, like 3 beers and he'd be hammered because of body size
Lol I wonder if he's asked her to suck his dick? She was prob like "noooo not until we're married".
Now that excuse can't be used anymore. Wonder what she's gonna say?
Maybe these hoes are actually escorts and are being paid to fuck him
She'll confess she got herpes from sucking off dudes on the side
For those who are wondering, the deal is this: he get a LOT of money from some trust, and she gets to spend it.
Suddenly not such a mystery any more.
He's buying her those beers so she can get drunk enough to suck on his deformed dick
HEHE BEER
Yes, I enjoy a tasty beers like other people.
Like wtf is this fetus drinking beer for? Taxpayer money down the fucking drain to begin with, and now he's mocking us by worsening his condition?
Oh wait....actually...DRINK UP RETARD!
Lol. I wonder what'd happen if you shot this cunt up with some heroine?
Where did you read that? Makes perfect fucking sense now. Combine that with the book deal she gets a piece on and BAM! Here comes the gravy. All ya had to do was wipe his shit and care for him like a child.
Yeah fill his fucking feed bag up with oxy and Jack Daniels
He'd probably die lol maybe Hannah can inject some into him after we get finished fucking her?
>old lady gets sexual high from watching cyborg and his femdom mistress
I mean, who’s the dude pulling her leg?
ITT: Veggie bashing thread
Really? Gee and all this time I thought it was people that were vain, greedy and superficial. Knowing that I can ignore half the population (men) and focus my hate on the other half of the population makes it that much easier for me to focus my hate.
idiot
He can’t even write properly, he sounds as retarded as he looks. He thinks he’s hilarious? What the fuck is she feeding him, his channel is dumb as shit.
Not sure about that last part.
HAHAHHAHAH IS HE ON CARDBOARD
I think it’s her eyes, she looks like some type of abusive mentally ill person that gets off on hurting him. She really turns me on.
Goddamn she looks good there
>god helps those who help themselves
>this guy exists
Ikr. Somethin so sexy about sadistic bloodthirsty bitches
That’s a different girl????
yup
They never turn out good
Found the guy she’s fucking
Damnnn she's got ass
This freak looks near death anyway. I can’t believe its dick work and isnt 1” erect.
My crop homie smashing more tail than op, C's up
>Crop
Lmao, crip
This bitch looks like an absolute psycho. I love it.
This whore just lives to show off her hot body. Maybe she's actively looking to get multiple fuckbuddies.
well and women like arrogance, because they cant distinguish it from real strength
sweet jesus she's hot AS FUCK
where are webms? where is this from?
All life has value humans Are trash and trash is not alive
There is definitely something fishy going with his girl but I just feel sorry for the guy. It is a shame being born in this situation.
this guy knows. Anyone with half a brain and some experience with women would see this. She's bonkers. Wouldplow/10
whats the source of these? and i guess of OP too for reference
Niggers are just as worthless as this cripple. Kys
The power of handicap parking
/Thread
Seethe
Look how fucking sexy he is
judging by the eyes that looks like a relative
Thank you for your service
>God
yikes
Why are you faggots so mired by all of this? Life is lfe and it goes like this whether you like it or not:
1. Woman cannot love - there's always a reason and they cannot comprehend situations like "You do you love her. Because I love her"
2. This chick has obviously a degenerate fetish and/or some agenda
3. She gains money and attention out of this, the only things a woman care about
5. Vanity is her bff
seriously, we're in 2019 and people stil believe a woman understand the concept of love? holy fucking shit, get a grip tardos, do I really have to bulletpoint it for you? also he's being kept alive because the world is in a place in which these creatures can be ignored. go back in time and he would be thrown off a mountain or some shit. we're too rich and too stupid to pay for his life, it's that simple. they're not the only nor the last of their species.
have a happy life i guess, no one here will remember them tomorrow anyway
where is this from?????
obviously. He takes care of her financially, licks her pussy and asshole when told, and I'm sure she's getting dick on the side. If his arms worked, I'd suggest he shoot himself in the head asap
Good thing the krauts didn't win otherwise we would've been speaking german
i do think the same, guy cant definitely pleasure her.
this
why did you delete it?
JUST.Kill.ME.PLEASE
>here comes the milk truck
Holy fuck. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but that little crippled fetus might the luckiest person alive.
HOLY FUCK MORE OF HER
Can you imagine, when he takes a shit she has to be in the room and then wipe his ass. Probably suck his dick when he's on the toilet
ding dong the chickens done
horrible.
>the elephant man
I can still see you: an Echo,
to be touched with Feeler-
Words, on the Parting-
Ridge.
Your face softly shies away,
when all at once there is
lamp-like brightness
in me, at the Point,
where most painfully one says Never.
Paul Celan
In less than two minutes, I found he has a book that Rainn Wilson thinks is hilarious, runs a non-profit for other disableds, and he and his gf have known each other for a long time, thus she probably cares about him.
Carry on.
judging by her choices she doesnt have any standards.
Who is taking all these pics???
Judging by her choice, handicap brutha is a rich fag
This right here. If we are all honest with ourselves.
I find this thread quite sad, but then again this is Yea Forums. Though, I do wonder if this relationship is realistic. I mean, c'mon, no way a relatively young women sticks only with an invalid. Also dont do tattoos when you are an invalid. They already look like shit on normal people and then you make your already bad body even worse by adding ink.
TITS OR GTFO
GTFO
>But blaming me is blaming God;
God doesnt exist though, this was pure probability. Still sucks
The healthy, able-bodied man she is fucking on the side while little Voldemort is shitting his nappies in his crib.
fuuuck
I need to throatfuck this crazy whore
>Im literally a fucking plumber.
Fucking incel go do self murder
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow, she really keeps that ass tight too. Imagine, she probably goes to the gym surrounded by horny dudes everyday, she’s either fucking multiple on the side or she puts peanut on her snatch so this thing can lick it off when she gets home.
Her body compels me to breed
Pick me up mommy
ITS FUCKING UNDERCOOKED TAKE IT BACK TO THE OVEN
ITT: Hugless virgins finding funny excuses on why they can't get a girlfriend.
>fatass rock on her finger
handle this, incels
>lonely bride
I DONT THINK SO WHITE BOI
Damn, she’s got a really nice ass.
I'd like to see her throw him in the pool. I'd stand by the ladder, drinking a beer and chuckling, while watching him drown
How the fuck do they fuck? Goddamn fucks!
He definitely has a lot of money and she definitely has some sort of complex around helping disabled people. No women that attractive would settled for a horribly deformed man and all the social stigma without a lot of personal gain.
.........................
they don't. are you fucking retarded?
she must've done some really fucked up shit in her past and now she's trying to redeem herself by taking care of that potato. I'm sure she cries herself to sleep at night
Bet she’s got a nice looking poop hole. She must love anal.
“But I really love him!” Ha. Whore. Dudes family is rich. She’s riding at least three dicks behind his sad ass.
she comes home at night with a twat load of nigger jizz and queefs it out into his mouth
Honestly I respect a person's right to life but the fact that his parents didn't think to abort this genetic mistake is cruel. You doomed someone to a life of struggle and pain for no reason. He'd die without the constant support of many people. I doubt any job is possible so the state will thrown money at him. Should've shown mercy and thrown it off a cliff instead.
If she slipped while holding him, id run over and nonchalantly roll him into pool while tending to her wounds, making sure she has no head or ass injuries.
making sure she has no anal or vaginal trauma?
Buying booze for their “party”, which is her with 6 or 7 chads feeling her up while gimp is in the corner or wheeled to a room as they fuck her. Sad.
They’re rich, they had it just for shits and giggles or purely out of vanity for their own genes.
I hate deformed cripples, I hate whores, and I hate all of you
Maybe he’s into the ultimate cucking.
>vanity
yeah because that human pretzel is a real show piece
“What do you want retard! I was sleeping!”
This honestly proves the most important aspect to getting a women is money and feeding into their insecurities.
underrated comment
What is your fucking obsession with niggers, you fucking faggot!
Women are prostitutes. Some have other jobs.
Yes, internal bleeding is not good, I need to feel for excess moisture. Oops, don’t be embarrassed it’s perfectly normal to get excited. I don’t see any blood, just vaginal fluids, but I need to take a look. I bet they’ve got a family bathroom around here somewhere. All the while this half dehydrated human thing is drowning in the shallow end under 4 feet of water.
I just think of worst scenario. Anything that involves white people interacting with niggers and arabs AT ALL is disgusting and degrading. I could have said horse cum but it's still not as bad as a sand or jungle nigger.
Except this guy makes more money than you do and founded a not-for-profit to help people like himself. What have you done besides fling your intellectual shit at the walls of the interwebz?