ITT we are cops...
ITT we are cops
So sarge, what the hell's going on with him?
i think he sees a nigger, by god that may be a nigger!
I'm smoking weed in a state where it's not legal and I'm a cop
Read thg the guns boys
Reported.
Oink oink
I'll just plant it in your locker then
That chihuahua looks dangerous. Better shoot it.
That tardo looks dangerous. Better shoot him.
That brown person looks dangerous. Better shoot him and sprinkle some crack on him.
Oh shit. Forgot about body cam... Get Sarge to arrange a 'malfunction'.
Welp, time to ruin the lives of some non violent criminal offenders instead of going after the actual bad guys, heh heh I love being a pawn for this broken justice system it really gets my tiny deputy dick going
mmmm, donuts
We gotta runner!
>Send in the k9!
We're pretending to be officers not venting about our frustrations regarding the justice system in the first person.
We need some hoes to drop their titties
This thread is rife with cucks lol
STOP RESISTING!!!!!
Sound the alarm boys this is a no dubs zone license and registration
he's probably dead lol
Zaps pussy
LICENSE & REGISTRATION CHICKEN FUCKER!
YOULL NEVER TAKE THE DUB GANG DOWN COPPER
So, just came back to the office. Still have about 2 hours of paperwork and digital registration to do.
Not that it matters much, cops can't smoke in states that have legalized it either.
Also, I don't believe you. Is your agency big enough that you could name it without that being too risky?
Godamnit Farva, how the fuck did you get into the front seat of my car. Aren't you still on probation?
Hey boys, looks like one of those 17 year olds from the high school's democratic club is impersonating an officer again.
someone care to free me from slavery