Just woke up because I had to pee. My girlfriend wasn't laying in bed with me.
I searched the house and she isn't anywhere in it. The only place I haven't searched is in my roommate's bedroom because the door is shut. I've listened outside of his door for about 5 minutes, but all I can hear is music.
What do?
Knock. Post updates.
>What do?
Stop reposting this stupid shit LARP.
She's sucking his dick.
And getting her pussy railed
Burst through the door doing a disco dance. Make eye contact until the song finishes.
place a small, very long tube inside your anus and then stick the other end under the door. Then proceed to fart under the door until they run out of the room.
>house
>roommate
Yeah okay faggot, I'll take "LARPing fag shit that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.
Guys forget it. I was in the wrong house. It was 2 niggers smoking crack.
this
Ok, I knocked. Then I heard what sounded like people talking and then a loud thud. I tried to doorknob but it's locked. I knocked again, but he didn't say anything. I know he's in there.
Now what?
I was hoping you would go with a homing gerbil, but credit for a half story.
Put on an hammed up Italian accent to whatever you say through the door.
Scream very loud
Like giga nigga loud
This is my favourite copy pasta
Burst in... and... well...
Shit yeah. Kool aide negro.
How could you lose?
He finally opened the door. But only about 2 feet wide and he stood in the doorway leaning his head out. He was obviously trying to prevent me from walking into his room, which is unusual. We go into each other's room all the time.
I asked him if he knew where my girlfriend is and he said he didn't and he doesn't know where she is. When I told him that she has disappeared, he expressed no sincere concern. He just said that she probably went to the store.
I know he was lying. He was acting real suspicious.
He told me not to worry and that my girlfriend will turn up eventually and then he shut the door and locked it. Then he turned up the volume of his music. I've been standing outside his door and I can hear people talking over the music even though he made it louder.
I'm about 90% certain that she's in there with him.
What should I do?
I just want to say right off the bat that I know you are LARPing, and I am doing this just because fuck it why not play along.
So, is he like an attractive-ish dude? Is this really plausible that this is happening? Have you noticed any tension between them before?
Have you called her phone while standing outside of the door? Should have done that in the first place before he turned up the music.
why do people post this fake bullshit
Wow, isn't that strange, i saw some guy post the other day with this exact same problem. What a crazy world we live in
Play he Soviet Nation anthem loudly, insist he share. If he refuses play the Nazi anthem and do his door like like poland
Bust down the door and murder both of them
Set the house on fire. Smoke him out.
And they say politics never solve anything...
is he gross or is he hotter than you? ask him if you can watch what he does to her