Would you rather eat a small piece of raw chicken or drink an entire bottle of Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Bath Water...

Would you rather eat a small piece of raw chicken or drink an entire bottle of Belle Delphine's Gamer Girl Bath Water © $30 on her website, sold out in it's first 3 days?

I'll take the chicken.

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How fresh is the chicken?

The real question is, is the chicken a free range chicken or nah. Eating raw chicken is okay if it's been kept properly. Same with beef and pork.

You watch the chicken take it's last breath. You don't know what Belle Delphine took the bath that the water is from.
It's been in my basement but I treat it good.

The chicken followed by a few shots of booze to be safe

I'd like to force her to eat my sausage then cut her head off.

Wait, the chicken or Belle Delphine?

Precisely

Chicken, at least that wont give me AIDS

Eat a small piece of raw chicken or drink expensive tap water? I'll take the tap water

Depends.
>If it's really her bath water, infused with her nasty discharge and soap and shit, I'll take the chicken.
>If it's just scented tap water, I'll take the water.

Kill yourself you stupid whore

>implying it's not water steeped with that nasty dead octopus

Nah, she definitely bathed in it. Some incel would've tested the water and sued her by now if she didn't.

>tested it

For what?

It's "Kill yourself, faggot". Also who the fuck uses the word whore anymore? Use hoe, thot, or e-girl. Retype your comment then I'll neck myself live.

DNA, a.k.a her literal shit and other dna, but specifically shit.

And suppose she cleaned her ass really thoroughly before getting in the bath water?

If there's no shit in the water her ass better lawyer up. You can test for other DNA, but I know what I want.

is that the same chicken breasts that other user fucked and got salmonella dick

A man of culture, I see.

Bacterial culture, no less.

I doff my fedora, sir.

I'll cum on it of you want I fill any requests.
>ANY

Raw chicken With gamer girl bath water marinade?

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>salmonella dick

Is that a thing?

Mmm mmm the skin flakes make for a nice crunchy garnish.

Where is Delfino plaza now? Did she die?

The chicken can still pick up bacterial infections from soil, whether free-range or imprisoned. Just drink vodka after each bite.

then we wasted our fucking money

What a dumb cunt